True Crime MegaThread - The slowly emerging serial killer cinematic universe.

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I hope I'm posting this in the right spot. If not, I apologize.

I just watched a video that's scary as shit to me.
This chomo with the Tim Pool beanie got put on the sex offender registry when he was underaged so his name doesn't show up in the database. I can't see him getting a domino's delivery job without hiding the fact. But dude ends up stalking a family after their the young daughters answer the door for pizza deliveries.

The interview is hilariously bad. It starts with Cyrus, the walking redditor, talking about chicken strips from Golden Carrol and asking out the detective to dinner. He thinks he's getting charged with sexual assaulting his former co-worker and makes up this retarded story about how the co-worker and manager were banging and that's against story policy and since he knew it about, they were gonna ruin his life to keep him quiet. Claims they made him write an apology and text it from his phone to the victim to make him look guilty. Points out cameras in the room and then proceeds to talk to himself after the detective leaves the room like he's doing some massive 4d chess move.

But that's like only half way, it gets better when they finally tell him his other charges. When he finds out the other charges, he makes up crazy stories about how many times he's had unprotected sex and that he's just looking for his long lost daughter. I found the press release and gives more detail about just how bad this was (a):

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The guy's body language is incredibly easy to read and it's fun to point it out imo. He even makes sure the cop interviewing him knows he hasn't shit his pants in a while. More proof there isn't redemption for these people. I want to make lots and lots of millstones. As the official press release has been deleted due to age, I'm glad there was an archive. Here's another since he only got 3 fucking years plus 10 years of sex offender probation for all this. It worked so well the first time though.......
 
I think British true crime cases are generally the most interesting. I know I'm probably biased, and maybe it's just the most engaging to me because it's closer to home for me as a Britbonger, but I feel like when it comes to the art of serial murder, we Brits do it the best.

American true crime is all dull as ditchwater white guys with three names like 'Charles John Bradley' or whatever, and three hour long videos of them sat in grey rooms talking to fat cops.

Meanwhile, Australian true crime is like: "'Dosso' Macready lived in Wogga-Wogga, Northern Territory..."
 
I found this channel that makes recreations of shootings, all very dour and sad, and there's this video



what a faggot lmao
 
what a faggot lmao
This video doesn't even mention the two funniest things
1) During his drive to the synagogue you can hear the opening to a anime playing on his radio, I think it was from some magical girl anime too.
2) After being shot by the cops, he is seen crying before he throws the helmet camera out the window of the car.
 
I think British true crime cases are generally the most interesting. I know I'm probably biased, and maybe it's just the most engaging to me because it's closer to home for me as a Britbonger, but I feel like when it comes to the art of serial murder, we Brits do it the best.

American true crime is all dull as ditchwater white guys with three names like 'Charles John Bradley' or whatever, and three hour long videos of them sat in grey rooms talking to fat cops.

On the other hand, British serial killers fall into the pattern of 'then the cops had all the information needed, but the suspect shook hands with the royal wizard so the investigation was scuppered.'
 
I was looking a little bit into Chris Watts who murdered his wife and their kids back in 2018.
I didn't pay much attention to it when it happened, other than to watch the video where the neighbor shows the security cam footage to the cop and Chris is right there sweating bullets. I remember thinking that this guy is an idiot whose lying skills are equal to about a six year old.

Anyway, I started looking a bit more at the wife, Shanann.
The more I saw of her videos and internet posts the more I became convinced that this woman was an asshole.
I had schoolmates that had moms like her. They came out damaged af.
The thing where the oldest daughter wanted to have long hair and Shanann keeps cutting it short all the while acting like she wasn't the sole reason the kid had short hair? wtf?

I may look into it a bit more, but so far it's like, dumbass husband kills asshole wife, innocent kids also die.
And? Their house is not to my taste and is therefore ugly and I judge them for it. https://archive.ph/LTJIK

I've been reading up on this case lately too - it wasn't widely covered in the news here as US cases typically aren't unless they're particularly grisly. Everything I've heard/read about what Shanann was like invokes the same reaction in me - buying into MLMs and actually believing they'd make her rich, the fact she changed the pronunciation of her name likely to sound more unique, the faking having lupus, the way she paraded her kids around on social media and used them to promote her shitty MLM products. A lot of people act like as soon as a murder occurs it's strictly forbidden to say anything bad about the victim because it's pretty much the same as saying they deserved it, and while Shanann obviously didn't deserve to be murdered in cold blood by her husband along with her kids, she definitely had a few screws loose.

In fact I first heard about the Watts in the Robyn Grogitsky-Ramirez thread here on KF because of the comparison between Shanann and Robyn, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if Shanann was also into essential oils, crystal healing, psychic powers and other mystical nonsense. I can't see Glenn snapping and doing a Chris on his wife and kids though - he's too much of a pussy, he probably just copes by withdrawing into the home gym and having several gay lovers on the side.
 
I have been listening to these true crime thingies lately. No problem listening psychos and their horrific deeds. But fuck me Shanda Vander Ark case made me tap out listening to brother's testimony. We need much slower execution methods.
 
Was up late and saw the Bianca Devins 48 hours episode on Pluto.

Even after all these years I still can't feel bad. She'd have been a femcel school shooter if she had grown up five years later.

Her mom is a fat sow retard.
 
This is a very interesting watch. The old guy says “I’m not a gangster. I’m a businessman whose business happens to be crime.”

 

"Scott Lee Kimball (born September 21, 1966) is a convicted serial killer, con man and fraudster from Boulder County, Colorado, who murdered at least four people over a two-year period; investigators strongly suspect him in as many as 21 other unsolved killings. For the first year of his murder activity, he worked as an informant for the FBI, which both paid him and protected him from facing justice over some of his fraud schemes. Almost none of the information he gave the bureau was of any use in prosecuting other crimes, and much of it later proved false; the case greatly embarrassed the bureau. The agent who oversaw him during this period was disciplined; he insists he was not the only one responsible for enabling Kimball."
 
American true crime is all dull as ditchwater white guys with three names like 'Charles John Bradley' or whatever, and three hour long videos of them sat in grey rooms talking to fat cops.
You need to hone your Amerimutt detection skills.

"Wayne" or "Lee" for the first or middle names are the go-tos for huwhite three-named American murderers.

I assume that after a few years on Le Farms, your African-American detection skills are fine, so I won't give you any pointers there.
 
A video from a pretty good channel about a pregnant woman being viciously murdered.

For some reason it's not brought up in the video, but my money goes on the murdered woman being killed by a man she had an affair with or related to some financial shenanigans. Would explain a lot of the mysteries in the event, since the other options are based on the perpetrator being simultaneously extremely capable to cover up everything and absolutely retarded to just go around knocking on other people's doors.

The blog testimony in the end is 100% fake though. Any conspiracy would need way too many people to work with it to function and someone would squeal.
 
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