Troon or pooner?

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Assuming you can't get out of it by suicide, which horrific abomination of science would you rather try to cram your flaccid dick in?
The troon has an inside out dick and the pooner has a frankencock made of leg skin.

If you're a woman, would you rather get fingered by the troon or try to ride the floppy frankencock?

 

[Digital Thunder]

Odd move outlawing suicide but not murder of the troon, the pooner, or yourself in Minecraft.

 

[Judd]

> Implying that you HAVE to have sex with these abominations

Sounds very familiar. Hey OP, what are your pronouns btw?

 

[The Connected Nose]

OPTION 3: Set the world on fire. Piss on the ashes.

 

[ddlloo]

Give me pre-op options and I can give you a very easy, and eager, answer. Post-op though I'm jumping out that window and it makes no difference if I'm on the ground floor or the 40th.

 

[Tablet County]

I think I'll settle for virginity and masturbation.

 

[Niggolash]

I was expecting a thread full of abominations so ambiguous that you couldn't tell whether they were ftm or mtf.

Anyway, I would misgender them until they killed themselves and left me (and my virtue) intact.

 

[Catler]

The troon has an inside out dick and the pooner has a frankencock made of leg skin.

I'd pick the troon, try not to look at the neovag, and stick it in their butt instead. It's the least bad move of all the ones presented.

 

[The Magnificence]

1. Throw "rare" Funko Pop over their head
2. Run the opposite direction
3. Profit

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

does the pooner have a sown up vag or is the hole still open and it is just a frankenpenis for a clit? either way, she is still an actual woman, so all sex outside of the frankenpenis would be straight.

personality wise they would both be horrible and i couldnt stand to be around either a troon nor pooner, but if i had to pick, id go the least bad option of having one i could have straight sex with.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Going off of body size, I'm less likely to be harmed by the pooner in a fit of trans rage, so I'm going with pooner.

I would probably start crying--not as a planned strategy, just that this sounds like a very emotionally-charged situation and not a good one, and tears are a noted weakness of the female sex. This would likely start the pooner crying. I see the evening ending in social media updates more than anything. I'd be polite and offer a handjob for her flesh loaf, but I'd carefully assess how well it was attached first.

 

[eatler]

offer a handjob for her flesh loaf, but I'd carefully assess how well it was attached first.

You almost had a feels until you wrote this.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You almost had a feels until you wrote this.

The scenario didn't say if I'm doing this for money or so the kidnappers release my mom, but I don't want to fail on a technicality. "Hey, at least I tried" is going to play a lot better if I don't accidentally rip the lost forearm tissue off some pooner's groin. Although if the guards think she's bleeding to death, that might mean they unlock the door to check, so good point.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

> Implying that you HAVE to have sex with these abominations

Sounds very familiar. Hey OP, what are your pronouns btw?

Nobody would voluntarily, but that's the game. It's "would you rather." He/him, by the way; they match the penis I was born with.

does the pooner have a sown up vag or is the hole still open and it is just a frankenpenis for a clit? either way, she is still an actual woman, so all sex outside of the frankenpenis would be straight.

personality wise they would both be horrible and i couldnt stand to be around either a troon nor pooner, but if i had to pick, id go the least bad option of having one i could have straight sex with.

Sewn up. Has to be technically heterosexual anal. I agree though, it's slightly less revolting than the alternative.

 

[dick brain]

I am not enjoying this thread.

 

[eatler]

I am not enjoying this thread.

That’s not an answer