I honestly believe that a lot of weens may be no lifers themselves. Heck even the attempts of this forum to troll chris with Catherine and fake galpal-hired-help have been seen as weenish. Sadly no matter how much one tries to warn off weens, weens keep trying to troll Chris with the depressing belief that they can become the next Clyde/Jack/Bluespike/etc. Even if they succeed, is it worth it? The highest probability is that most people will ignore the accomplishments and the ween who did it. The fact that they believe that their some secret inner circle of people ho are scheming for the next trolling gig is sad.
I think the best form of trolling Chris is when people just let himbe himself. Hilarious events such as

and

have all been Chris made, not trolls.