Transphobic Poetry - Post your transphobic poetry

[klaus and klaus]

A little haiku:

Dropped as a baby
I don't need to shave my legs
Hairline still recedes

 

[Chromeo]

I thought this said "transphobic pottery"

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

Go tell the trannies stranger passing by
That obedient to fact
We still give a shit
Fuck your feelings

 

[Jalal-Ibn-Jalal]

I once met a man
who wore a beard and a dress
alas, he was a fag

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

There once was a masculine "he."
Who thought he'd coom better as "she"
He then got the snip, his mental health dipped,
And now needs help to go pee.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I saw a lady
Standing up to urinate
I am to vomit

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Quoth the Raven:

"You will never be a woman".

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

There once was a wizard in Termina,
whose anger decided to blast,
and at the trannies what spell did he cast,
but ERIS NUMQUAM FEMINA!

 

[Lazy Printer]

Walking bye the road i see a weird lady,
She smells like reek and sound kinda weird,
Her feets are big and her hands are ernourmos,
Her hair is shaggy and she dress like a fag,
Soon i realize, if she smells like reek,
Her voice is weird, she dress like a fag,
And her is shaggy then is not a she,
Its a he who thinks that its a she,

 

[Overly Serious]

Fee-fi-fo-fum!
I smell the rot of the fake front bum.

Fi-fo-fum-fee!
I see a 'woman' who's six foot three!

Fum-fo-fee-fi!
Too much make-up! Voice too high!

Fi-Fum-Fee-Fo!
Her passport says 'woman' but her face says 'no'.

 

[Stan]

There once was a troon from Poughkeepsie
who fancied himself to be thrifty.
To Thailand he went, and with informed consent
his kidneys were stolen by Gypsies

 

[Jason Wynn]

Said an ogre by the name of Mary
“How dare you deadname me as Gary!”
I got the snip
My stinkditch is equipped
Now lick my flaps, you fairy!

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick her candy
But Jack got a shock,
And a mouth full of cock,
Because Jill's real name is Randy.

This made me really nostalgic, because there was a juvenile little rhyme very similar to this one that we used to sing, back at school, when I was just a small Miriam.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill's fanny,
Jack came down
His face a frown
Because Jill was a fucking tranny.

Now, maybe it's just me being sentimental, but I think I prefer the version from my childhood, mainly because it contains a slur.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Now, maybe it's just me being sentimental, but I think I prefer the version from my childhood, mainly because it contains a slur.

Wait, that far back? Dam.

 

[clearwire4]

Sticking your dick into a blender
Will never-ever change your gender.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

It is transloathing not transphobia
Let's get it right you fags
The reason you are hated is that
Of how you behave, not what's down below

Although as they say "as is above..."
The reason that you fail gender norms
Is not oppression, it is you,
You weird parents and your stupid friends

Get off the goddamn internet
Get a job, stop feeling sorry for yourself
Poor you lives in a time of plenty
With no camps, war or famine.

Get off the goddamn internet you faggots.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Chop, goes the butcher.
Finally, I'm a woman.
Time to kill myself.

 

[Maginot]

There once was a man named Stan
A women criticized his attempt at flan
He cut off his dick
So short to the quick
In the attempt that people would call him Ma'am

 

[everybody in Portugal]

There once was a doctor called Klumpen
Whose handiwork was rather lumpen
He slashed at each penis
The results were quite heinous
And victims soon had partners dump them

 

[darknation]

Thence we saw retards in programmer socks
in their discord, tantrumming over the Twitter
and beating their palms against their crotches

to anime: lolicon, pedophile shota.
"These are women," my leader espouses,
"with equivalent surgeries to a vagina

or penises feminine." Gagging aloud
as my nostrils revolt at the smell of woe!
People cavorting in filth of their bowels,

they party in effluent; drink piss hormones,
they flatter whilst grooming the shit
and the corn out of each other's clothes.

"I recognize you," for reply, I elicit,
"For Zdoom you modded, and of
children requested their nudes illicit..."

Quoth Marisa, the Magician:
"TRANSPHOBE!!! THAT!!! NEVER!!! HAPPENS!!!"