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Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
Imagine maintaining an erection while pushing through the resistant, inelastic scar tissue, into a non-resilient, last-mile-of-the-digestion-system-manufactured, relatively shallow cavern of a neovag, that is lubricated by a noxious combination of pus, smegma, and novelty, flavored, non water-based (and, thus, not meant for this specific application in the appropriate (read: cisgendered, heterosexual) of circumstances) off-brand KY jelly, while the overtly porn-inspired moans (that sound more like an excited seal than the harmonies of a vixen in the throes of passion) of its owner provide the chorus to this "lovemaking"?
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stare long enough into the amhole and the amhole will stare back at you
 
Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
Imagine maintaining an erection while pushing through the resistant, inelastic scar tissue, into a non-resilient, last-mile-of-the-digestion-system-manufactured, relatively shallow cavern of a neovag, that is lubricated by a noxious combination of pus, smegma, and novelty, flavored, non water-based (and, thus, not meant for this specific application in the appropriate (read: cisgendered, heterosexual) of circumstances) off-brand KY jelly, while the overtly porn-inspired moans (that sound more like an excited seal than the harmonies of a vixen in the throes of passion) of its owner provide the chorus to this "lovemaking"?
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Very evocative. 🤢

This is why I say that while I believe that allowing consenting adults to do what they like sexually is the best civic practice, I will still privately judge your rainbow alphabet degeneracy to be rainbow alphabet degeneracy. You should be allowed to do it unmolested by the state or society but you probably need to accept that people will still look on with horror and/or disgust especially if you parade it loudly and publicly.
 
Excuzzi said:
This here is it.
There are bi women who are enthusiastic about the idea of dating post-op transwomen, but once they encounter tube tits, bolt-ons, or amholes they have to confront the natural limits of their sexuality. Being bi means being attracted to male sexual characteristics on males and female sexual characteristics on females, not approximations of them.

Back to dating sites, has anyone taken a look at Christian Mingle yet?
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I recently became acquainted with a new group of women and one of them happens to be a loud and proud pansexual TRA. She’s all talk, and at the end of the day she’s in a committed relationship with an evil vanilla cis white man. I‘d found her tolerable up until a few weeks ago when she had a few too many drinks. She started going off about how she is longing to bang a trans woman with bolt-on tiddies *and* a dick. I was like damn, even this bitch won’t pretend to want an amhole.

Anyway, I was biting a hole in my tongue. All I wanted to say was “gurl, do I know the app for YOU!”
 
Beautiful single women in your area DTF

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FarmVille said:
Beautiful single women in your area DTF

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Fuck off Jessica with dem filters!
We need to see yo' true honest self!
How can else am I gonna get to lau-ah-I mean learn more about the real you.
Also Liz...😱
May I introduce you to an exfoliant, it's called: sandpaper.
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I don't think Brady is all that bad looking, I get the distinct feeling they're the type that if they had a better personality, they probably could find themselves a decent partner.
 
An empty shill said:
Fuck off Jessica with dem filters!
We need to see yo' true honest self!
How can else am I gonna get to lau-ah-I mean learn more about the real you.
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Hahahaha, no shit. I was bouncing between them trying to figure out if that was three different profiles or one person using more filters than is sane.

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Talk about a Jim Varney looking motherfucker.
 
opie said:
I decided to look at r/TransLater , and yeah... View attachment 3604835View attachment 3604838
Other posts on their profile are just straight up terrifying.
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Want to sound like a true and honest woman? Just talk like a bimbo? You know like, one who can't use punctuation and always has to angle her voice like she only ever asks dumb questions that should be statements? Because women never feel sure of what they're saying, even if it's about their own thoughts and feelings?
 
Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
Want to sound like a true and honest woman? Just talk like a bimbo? You know like, one who can't use punctuation and always has to angle her voice like she only ever asks dumb questions that should be statements? Because women never feel sure of what they're saying, even if it's about their own thoughts and feelings?
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I read this in an upspeak inflection. With my natural sultry tenor voice. Nailed it.
 
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