📚 Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

[MLK Ultra]

Every time I fuck my wife I thank Christ her vagina isn't connected to her intestinal tract through some botched medieval sorcery.

Damn it feels good to see people up on it.

 

[DoorPost101]

A classic
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Late, but that got a deep, loud guffaw out of me.

Why do they specify top or bottom in their profiles? lesbians can't naturally penetrate each other, those terms pretty much exclusively exist in the gay male community. Are their brains that rotted from porn?

Also late, but because they're men, and can't conceive of sex that doesn't involve their dicks.

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

This is a fact that transgender people do not have access to. Similar facts, such as the answer to "What will happen to my sex drive if my dick and balls are removed?" are also missing from the transgender body of knowledge.

Then when they get their dick and balls remove and destroy their nerves, they believe that having a near zero sex drive is typical for the average women. Or, they teeter closer to becoming apart of the 41%.

 

[easy]

drinking game!
take a shot each time one of these dating profiles mentions the following. try not to die after 2 pages of the thread:

weed​

video games (take two shots if it's animal crossing or zelda)​

anime/japan​

polyamory​

dungeons and dragons​

being a 'nerd'​

being 'shy' (take two shots if they ask you to text first)​

computers​

TERFs (two shots if their bio mentions any violence towards them (e.g. die terfs, terfs suck my dick))​

cooking​

doing makeup​

love language: physical touch​

being a 'bottom'​

sub/domme​

leftist politics (take two shots for ACAB or BLM)​

​

finish your drink if cuddles are mentioned​

​

~happy brain damage!~

 

[Winter]

drinking game!
take a shot each time one of these dating profiles mentions the following. try not to die after 2 pages of the thread:

weed​

video games (take two shots if it's animal crossing or zelda)​

anime/japan​

polyamory​

dungeons and dragons​

being a 'nerd'​

being 'shy' (take two shots if they ask you to text first)​

computers​

TERFs (two shots if their bio mentions any violence towards them (e.g. die terfs, terfs suck my dick))​

cooking​

doing makeup​

love language: physical touch​

being a 'bottom'​

sub/domme​

leftist politics (take two shots for ACAB or BLM)​

​

finish your drink if cuddles are mentioned​

​

~happy brain damage!~

"cuddling" would have you fucked up on the OP if it was included as a "take a shot when ___ is mentioned"

 

[easy]

"cuddling" would have you fucked up on the OP

i genuinely think if someone unironically attempted this they'd get alcohol poisoning

 

[veri]

i genuinely think if someone unironically attempted this they'd get alcohol poisoning

take a dab instead of a shot every time. you’ll most likely nod off after the first few profiles

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

So many men pretending to be women...but only a few are dating each other because they are fags. The rest is straight & knows the other guys are all men. The straight ogres are hoping for the fantasy lesbian of their dreams who sees them as a true & honest woman & isn't afraid to touch their 'girl'dick. As long as they believe there is a chance to get pussy they won't stop throwing money at HER. In return HER becomes more troon pandering which leads to normal women deleting the troon app. I bet even most bi women are grossed out by these hideous freaks.

 

[jumboseafood]

So many men pretending to be women...but only a few are dating each other because they are fags. The rest is straight & knows the other guys are all men. The straight ogres are hoping for the fantasy lesbian of their dreams who sees them as a true & honest woman & isn't afraid to touch their 'girl'dick. As long as they believe there is a chance to get pussy they won't stop throwing money at HER. In return HER becomes more troon pandering which leads to normal women deleting the troon app. I bet even most bi women are grossed out by these hideous freaks.

Bi women larping has lesbos are probably the only people fucking them.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

My lesbian bff says she's created an excellent troon filter by stating on her profile(s) that she hates video games and anime.

why all this indirect stuff about adding harry potter or not liking anime? , just put "no trannies, no darkies, no fatties" exactly like gay men do on their dating apps. Problem solved

 

[garbage cake]

Bi women larping has lesbos are probably the only people fucking them.

Yes. Except they hate being called what they are (bi) and stick with queer or pansexual.

 

[FinnSven]

I'd say purely because there are less lesbian spaces in general, it's easier for them to overwhelm them. There are gay bars everywhere though and ftm are always in them, but I guess they are spread out way more so it doesn't feel overwhelming. Gay bars are shitholes of degeneracy anyway though, and gay men put up with it so let them at it. Gays have been using women's bathrooms for years, even before they jumped on the tranny train.

Also women, be they fag hags or straight women looking to dance without being creeped/hit on, and most variety of lesbians, have been welcomed and present in gay bars and nightclubs since forever.

Obviously straight men are not wanted in lesbian places, gay men are tolerated, but as lesbian places are usually less happy about drug use and cottaging, they tended not to frequent them.

 

[scathefire]

Good god, this guy's not even trying. I don't think he did anything besides shave.

 

[Dream_Cooter]

It’s just a new form of misogyny.

Shut up tRaNsPhObE!!11!1!

 

[Ask My Dominatrix]

Dude Wtf, where I’m from that’ll get you a nice little stretch in the big house.
Seriously what is wrong with these people? this makes me more inclined to believe they enjoy women who do as they say.
Girls know themselves less than a grown woman with experience and opinions. Girls are more biddable and easier to control.
That’s why they love screaming TERF!!! at any woman who tells them no.

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

drinking game!
take a shot each time one of these dating profiles mentions the following. try not to die after 2 pages of the thread:

weed​

video games (take two shots if it's animal crossing or zelda)​

anime/japan​

polyamory​

dungeons and dragons​

being a 'nerd'​

being 'shy' (take two shots if they ask you to text first)​

computers​

TERFs (two shots if their bio mentions any violence towards them (e.g. die terfs, terfs suck my dick))​

cooking​

doing makeup​

love language: physical touch​

being a 'bottom'​

sub/domme​

leftist politics (take two shots for ACAB or BLM)​

​

finish your drink if cuddles are mentioned​

​

~happy brain damage!~

Sounds fun in theory but if I die, isn’t this considered suicide? I don’t want to unintentionally become apart of the 41%.

 

[BalthasarGelt]

What's the little herb icon tag in their profiles? Weed? Veganism? Not touching grass?

 

[Sí.]

why all this indirect stuff about adding harry potter or not liking anime? , just put "no trannies, no darkies, no fatties" exactly like gay men do on their dating apps. Problem solved

"""Lesbian""" dating apps pander to troons so much they ban profiles that are "transphobic". Plus, who's to say someone putting that in her profile isn't going to end up catfished and dead in a trash can with her guts ripped out?
(I'm only half joking. These men are insane.)

 

[veri]

just put "no trannies, no darkies, no fatties" exactly like gay men do on their dating apps. Problem solved

cause you get banned for “transmisogyny”, and if you didn’t you’d get shit from handmaidens who say they support TIMs but wouldn’t fuck them either. i think a lot of liberal women who say how much they support TIMs is just saying so because it’s socially acceptable

 

[XANA]

drinking game!
take a shot each time one of these dating profiles mentions the following. try not to die after 2 pages of the thread:

weed​

video games (take two shots if it's animal crossing or zelda)​

anime/japan​

polyamory​

dungeons and dragons​

being a 'nerd'​

being 'shy' (take two shots if they ask you to text first)​

computers​

TERFs (two shots if their bio mentions any violence towards them (e.g. die terfs, terfs suck my dick))​

cooking​

doing makeup​

love language: physical touch​

being a 'bottom'​

sub/domme​

leftist politics (take two shots for ACAB or BLM)​

​

finish your drink if cuddles are mentioned​

​

~happy brain damage!~

I got liver failure after 1 Twitter profile. I honestly haven't thought about most of these being universal among most transbians, but they make sense. Transbians do make a lot of posts trying to emphasize how cute they are (besides the polyamory) or how womanly they feel. It's a bit unnerving.