Money Trannyformer$ - Let me Clarify

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I can't wait for his creditors to petition for his bankruptcy.

The 'Liquidation Saga' is on the horizon farmers!
 
I've got fucking nothing on this one. What the hell is he going on about? He says something about his credit limit, then goes off on a nonsensical rant about Transformers.

Hilariously he also seems to admonish people who live in their "mothers' basements", apparently unaware of the tremendous and obvious irony there.
 
Chris is the sort of person who should never have been given a credit card.

The Chandler finances sound like a catastrophy.
 
SnergenFlergen said:
I've got fucking nothing on this one. What the hell is he going on about? He says something about his credit limit, then goes off on a nonsensical rant about Transformers.
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"i wasted all my new credit line on toys. give me money because my mom paid the bills"
 
I think 'catch[ing] up' should be a new cwcism for 'buying a whole load of new overpriced toys that I don't need and can't afford, just so I have the latest stuff to satisfy my blind consumer cravings'.

He used the same reasoning when he was demanding a free PS4;
OPL said:
I do not like being left behind in tech, like the rest of you all.
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I feel that his e-begging wildly less sincere than ever. Nigga openly tells us he blew his credit on toys and Barblebee is paying off bills like a mother fucker.....so, now send $$$$ to his celly which you paid for last month.
 
I love how Chris' definition of a loser is so binary that it boils down to who lives in their mother's basement and who does not. Chris is mid-thirties, fat, unemployable, dumb, obnoxious, living in an unhealthy relationship with his mom, only capable of receiving physical love by paying for it, surrounded with plastic toys for babies and stinks like watermelons, but he doesn't live in no DANG BASEMENT.
 
CharlieBrowns said:
I love how Chris' definition of a loser is so binary that it boils down to who lives in their mother's basement and who does not. Chris is mid-thirties, fat, unemployable, dumb, obnoxious, living in an unhealthy relationship with his mom, only capable of receiving physical love by paying for it, surrounds himself with plastic toys and stinks like watermelons, but he doesn't live in no DANG BASEMENT.
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It's true he lives on the 2nd floor.
So he's perfect
 
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