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Alok Vaid-Menon is a stand-up comedian now. Currently on tour, see him at a comedy club near you through September 2026. A sample of the laughs to be had:
i identify as a dilemma..mp4
Absolutely horrible. And he looks disgusting. I can't imagine who would buy a ticket to this.
That has to be a laugh track. There wasn't anything remotely funny in that. He's as stupid and unfunny as he is ugly and woman-hating.
 
Alok Vaid-Menon is a stand-up comedian now. Currently on tour, see him at a comedy club near you through September 2026. A sample of the laughs to be had:
i identify as a dilemma..mp4
Absolutely horrible. And he looks disgusting. I can't imagine who would buy a ticket to this.
Reminder this dude thinks "little girls are kinky" and also had a Vice article asking why he can't get laid.
 
A Buddhist pooner - a poodhist? - learns that even amongst her peaceful, accepting religion, there still exist some in her group that loathe the fact that she even shows up at all. Obviously, because to dislike a troon or poon is a crime most unforgivable, the leader of the group is trying to ferret out the anonymous transphobe, but such efforts of allyshp are wasted on OP as she despairs that anyone could object to her at all. "I bet this person would actually enjoy my company if I was cis," she pouts. "But God forbid trans people simply exist in the same space as cis people." My dear, I feel as if that sentiment alone may contribute to why this mysterious hater wishes you'd take a short walk off a dark bridge and snap a picture before you drop...
Did she miss the part where Gautama said that excessive attachment to self was a source of suffering? Her entire fucking Reddit account is her constantly revolving around her own ego and grasping onto an idea of herself that doesn't exist. Her most recent reply is depressing though.

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Meet Doughty Marie G-spot, I saw this on X and if someone else already made a post of this, I'll delete it. Otherwise, I thought about posting it here.
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Note the hammer and sickle flag.
A bourgeois adventurist. Lenin didn't like 'em. :P

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Snagged this from one of the KF picture threads a while back. :christine:

Security guard contracted to Amazon checks in.
You might think this is not an L, but ... :lit:

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Okay so i kinda just started working at amazon as a security guard (legally work for a diffrent place) anyways. One of my coworkers were telling me how amazon has strict rules about that kinda stuff made me feel really happy. Not to mention had a lady on her way out look at me smile and say look a girl which felt nice (most guards are male). Ive seen a few people who work in the warehouse who I think are well yk T but im not gena say anything to them. They just look really happy and its kinda nice considering im used to constant bs because of being trans at work .
... being a rent-a-pig on contract to a large corporation is always an L.
Slight PL -- I know this because in my younger days, for a few months before getting a real job ... :P

Top comment:
Colour me surprised since Bezos is in cahoots with Trump.
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Interesting long comment:

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I used to work for Amazon in corp and it was very supportive at least on the surface and in terms of HR policy. I had worked there before I transitioned and when I came out at work I received unanimous support. My VPs even jumped on the email thread with a welcome to show their support.

The policies that I remember were that I was to be allowed access to any women only spaces, bathrooms and showers, and people were expected to call me by my chosen name (the timing worked that it had just become my legal name) and pronouns.

One cool thing that most people don't know is that when they publicly ended their DEI programs, they took the money they would have spent on those and gave them to employee lead groups for various minority groups, women, queer, trans, bipoc and others, to use as they wished for activities that would support their community. I was pretty active in the trans@ group the last year I was there. There were multiple zoom support sessions per week that included people from all over the company including the warehouses (not sure about yellow badge though). They would put on a couple events per year like once we had Erin Read give a presentation about trans history and the current era of oppression.

I do think I encountered some unconscious transphobia and misogyny after a while though. And ultimately I feel like the policies were just transactional. They were just seen as the cost of doing business by top leadership. Discrimination or harrassment don't help the bottom line and could get them sued. Although Amazon is maybe a little better at including women and minorities in positions of authority it is still an old boy network that is still ultimately patriarchal.
Key quote at end:
Although Amazon is maybe a little better at including women and minorities in positions of authority it is still an old boy network that is still ultimately patriarchal.
Patriarchal. Of course. 8)
 
It's unreal how often the tranny encounters real world evidence of opinions on a consistent basis to question their beliefs they are magically a different sex to what they were born, and still they deny it.

TMI rate me if you want, but I used to suffer from life-long psychosis. I would come to believe lots of irrational things and it affected my life pretty badly. I found myself among people (online) who encouraged my delusions which solidified my belief in them.

But upon having yet another episode which landed me in front of a doctor- a decent one for once- he diagnosed my psychosis, and suggested a lot of my beliefs and experiences may be due to a psychotic disorder. It made sense, more sense than my previous set of beliefs. So I agreed to take an antipsychotic, and within 6 months all delusions has gone, and I was living the life of a normal, sane person. I honestly think many troons need antipsychotics, and that it should be the de facto treatment for those suffering with gender dysphoria.

The issue is- I recognised, when presented with a countering view- that maybe my beliefs were actually delusional and my constant war with reality was because I was deluded.

"Gender psychosis" + profound narcissism seems to be the issue with most of these troons. They'll die before admitting maybe they have a problem.
 
I used to work for Amazon in corp and it was very supportive at least on the surface and in terms of HR policy. I had worked there before I transitioned and when I came out at work I received unanimous support. My VPs even jumped on the email thread with a welcome to show their support.
these delusional fucks, who knew that when you put a gun to peoples head they will say the pronouns, these people feel accepted meanwhile all their coworkers have to walk on eggshells censoring themselves or they will lose their means of income. the only way these people can exist is if they ruin the life of everyone around them and amazon a soulless corporation is happy to do it.
 
The comments are just I'm sorry that happened to you and you should get a lgbt lawyer, etc.
Maybe she should give “Rob” Hopkins from Oklahoma a call, if she’s seeking representation. I reckon our dood “Rob” doesn’t have many clients these days, so this could be OP’s chance to do the needful and support a trans-owned business!
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Absolutely horrible. And he looks disgusting.
Ikr? As if it’s not gross enough to be *just* a tranny, or *just* a poojeet. Talk about a double whammy.
 
I wonder if furries also get dysphoria triggered by e.g. people saying racoons have tails or bunnies can hop. NOT ALL BUNNIES CAN HOP etc...
I can confirm yes—these are taken from the Caves of Qud discord (fascinating place, btw.) It’s rarely mentioned, but it is still mentioned.
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(Also worth noting, the ΘΔ means Therian. My understanding is that therians are to furries as trannies are to crossdressers. The “APP” flair indicates that user is roleplaying as a plural system, using a discord bot called PluralKit.)
 
Troon tries to break down “TERF rhetoric” about how he very much DID become a woman when he transitioned. Rebuttals include such burns as “if I’m not a woman, then why does my girlfriend call me one?” and “why would I have a physical advantage in women’s sports if I don’t even play them?”

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“It’s been 7 hours and the TERFs haven’t appeared in my comments yet! I won!!”

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Spoke too soon

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Troon tries to break down “TERF rhetoric” about how he very much DID become a woman when he transitioned. Rebuttals include such burns as “if I’m not a woman, then why does my girlfriend call me one?” and “why would I have a physical advantage in women’s sports if I don’t even play them?”

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“It’s been 7 hours and the TERFs haven’t appeared in my comments yet! I won!!”

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Spoke too soon

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Back off, man, they is a scientist!

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I’m uncomfortable with my trans sister wearing a dress to my wedding. Personal Write In (self.TwoHotTakes)
I 23f am getting married next month. I have 1 sister 26f who is trans mtf who came out to me 5 years ago, and came out to our family recently. I love her very much, we’re very close.


The issue here is this is her first time presenting as a woman in public, and I feel like that is taking the attention away from myself and my fiancé.


She sent me a message the other day asking if her outfit was ok for my wedding, it was a very tight, very low cut and revealing sexy cocktail dress. I’m happy to provide the link she sent me if you’d like to see it for better idea, im not sure what the rule for photos is.


I told her I was uncomfortable with my wedding being the first place she publicly presented as a woman, as the attention would be on her and not me, and that’s the one day it should be on me.


After I said that she called me and started yelling at me calling me transphobic and an attention whore.


Her girlfriend told me I made her incredibly upset and need to apologize and tell her she can wear it.


Am I in the wrong? Do I need to apologize?


Edit: here is the dress for those curious.


Edit to add: I should not have posted her physical description. It is irrelevant. I am not uncomfortable with her presenting femininely at my wedding nor am I uncomfortable with her wearing a dress. I am uncomfortable with that dress but I fear I may have fumbled the ball.


Edit and update: my sister and I have been texting, and have had a good chat. I apologized if I made it seem like she had to hide who she was. I told her I had no issues with her wearing what she felt comfortable with but felt that dress was inappropriate for a wedding guest, and that I felt her using my wedding as the first time she wore a dress was taking attention away from me and my fiancé.


She was receptive to this, but said she felt forced to come out and that wasn’t a good feeling. I told her I understand and that I loved her and would support her every step of the way. My fiancé and I have decided to say fuck it, it’s our wedding. If others want to give her attention, then so be it, we know we weren’t important to them.


Some people have made a point that she wants to feel like herself in our photos, so she can look back on her baby sisters wedding with all love and no discomfort.


She has sent me a few other options for herself, some also pretty questionable (same style), and some I quite like. No dramatic showdown, just 2 sisters who miscommunicated and fought, like sisters do.


Thanks everyone!
The dress he wanted to wear: Screenshot 2026-04-20 at 11-29-37 Larsa Formal Velvet And Lace Mermaid Dress Windsor.png

Google Flow's interpretation of how a gigahon would look crammed into that thing:
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There does not seem to be any update sadly about what hilarious dress he did choose in the end.
 
Reddit trannies in the comments admit that estrogen started making them piss themselves
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OP looks stunning as always
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Bigger lung capacity and wingspan are the two instants which come to mind.

Don’t forget a male brain is bigger then the female brain and it better at logic and spatial awareness… important characteristics for sport playing which a Troon would have a woman.
It doesn't matter. The real reason troons don't belong in women's sports is that women (and most people for that matter) don't fucking want them there. Women should have the right to compete separately from men without trannies with leaky dicks from gender euphoria.
 
Ugh, I just know that man has been gooning over Morticia Addams and every goth he’s ever met since he hit puberty.
I hate redditors, pretending the bride is being mean, but I hope she’s lying in her update and has really cut her pervert brother out of the wedding.
 
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