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Sean Andalou said:
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No text, just this selfie. :christine:

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This is interesting to me because I think he actually passes - except for something I like to call the Burka Test. Crop the image so only his eyes are visible, and you can see he's pure man. It's wild to me how effective this is. If they ever invent an orbital bone reshaping surgery (probably not possible with current technology) it'll be as popular as trach shaves (probably as gruesome too).
 
girl dick supremacy you know that's right

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Jacques1194 said:
So she started at 20 years old, but was stealth during her high school years? Unless the "straight girls" during her high school years were blind, theres no way those girls were straight if she was living stealth.
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It's perfectly possible that she dated straight girls at high school. While not super common some teengirls "play" romance with other females because they are being rebellious or because are terrified of dating boys. They can be either scared of boys or be so socially anxious that approaching a boy feels impossible. So they act out couple stuff with other girls because it's better than nothing. When they mature and boys stop being scary, girls just stop having anything intresting to offer and they go straight.

I find this to be somewhat realistic possibility because pooners tend to hand with other mentally unstable and/or performativily rebellious girls.
 
Law said:
This is interesting to me because I think he actually passes
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I actually thought this one didn't pass so well. The width of his face and the forehead scream male. Meanwhile I found some others quite hard to tell while others say it's obvious. I wonder if different people have different ways how they process a face.
 
Law said:
This is interesting to me because I think he actually passes - except for something I like to call the Burka Test. Crop the image so only his eyes are visible, and you can see he's pure man. It's wild to me how effective this is. If they ever invent an orbital bone reshaping surgery (probably not possible with current technology) it'll be as popular as trach shaves (probably as gruesome too).
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me too...someone told me men's oribital bones are more square? I can always tell from the eyes, pooners too.

Firby Nurbs said:
girl dick supremacy you know that's right
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I love these cos this is exactly the kind of stuff that TRAs (or just naive idiots on Reddit) insist never happens.
"A trans woman would never have a bulge in public! It would make her extremely dysphoric! You're talking about them like they're perverted men when they're WOMEN. "
Meanwhile actual troons are doubling down and saying how hot the visible gock is.
 
 
Billy Hargrove said:
me too...someone told me men's oribital bones are more square? I can always tell from the eyes, pooners too.
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Yup! This is 101-level info you learn in art school or any other place you'd take a course on facial anatomy (this information is also used by archeologists and forensic investigators). Human skulls are sexually dimorphic. Female orbital bones are rounder, set higher on the face, with sharper, thinner upper margins and a zygoma (bit that connects the cheek to the orbit) that's pointy and forward facing. Male orbital bones are more square, set lower on the face, have thicker, flatter upper margins and connect to flatter zygomas that face more to the sides (the zygomas stand out to me when drawing because with men you end up with shadows that sort of cut diagonally across the face in profile, where females have more of a c-shaped form in profile that creates different shadows).
Here's some Burka-testing:
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Not hard to mentally fill in the face of a jolly, portly blonde German fellow, right? Kind of like Agustus Gloop's dad, or maybe you see a touch of John Candy?
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No, you bigot, that's extremely-passing beauty queen, Nikki Tutorials! Mr. Tutorials has fooled a great many people in real life.
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For this one, it's not hard to picture an older woman with long gray hair and chunky hippie jewelry, like maybe she teaches a pottery class on weekends or something.
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Nice try, Nazi! This is real man and true-trans Buck Angel!
 
Waffle Iron said:
I actually thought this one didn't pass so well. The width of his face and the forehead scream male. Meanwhile I found some others quite hard to tell while others say it's obvious. I wonder if different people have different ways how they process a face.
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Didn't pas at all for me, but I cannot pin down what particular features were off.
It's true this one isn't highly masculine looking like some.
 
Law said:
Here's some Burka-testing:
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Not hard to mentally fill in the face of a jolly, portly blonde German fellow, right? Kind of like Agustus Gloop's dad, or maybe you see a touch of John Candy?
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For a second I thought that was a cropped photo of Patrick Tomlinson.
 
dontwantagoudatime24 said:
I still don't get why new vegas became a trans game. All of them would hate Joshua Graham and doesn't the first fallout make fun of leftists.
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You can make a lesbian player character in New Vegas with the Cherchez pour Femme perk. That's it. That's literally all it takes for these guys. Put a chick in it, make her gay, make her goth - instant troon must-buy.
Of course their violence, misogyny, thinly-veiled homoeroticism and obsession with hierarchies and dominance would make them fit in with Cesar's Legion, no problem.
 
I love how pooners will write paragraphs obsessing over cocks and somehow come to the conclusion that they're actually a gay man, not a straight woman. It just boggles my mind because these women are more down bad for dick than any chick I've ever known :lit:

I get female sexuality is suppressed a lot more than male sexuality but god damn.
 
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