📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Looks like sanity has prevailed - if I can phrase it that way in the context of a psychiatric ward.
“I am a man. I was born in the wrong body, but my mind and soul are 100% male. It is extremely distressing if you use my dead name or in any way even suggest I am female. I would kill myself if I could not transition to my true self.

I am, have always been, and will always be, a man.”

(Assigned to male psych ward)

“Wait, no, not like that.”
 
Times are tough for Treya (snip below, full tale in the spoiler).
My story is this. I have severe COPD/emphysema.
Imagine the thunderous fits of baritone smoker’s coughing that this man randomly explodes into? Probably sounds like Louis Gossett Jr. towards the end of his life.

Now, I’m not trying to laugh at COPD at all- I had a non-smoker relative who battled it for years. It was brought on by decades of secondhand smoke inhalation from working in the hospitality industry during the era when everybody smoked/smoking was commonplace indoors. It was fucking ugly…

…BUT, imagining this guy violently hacking up a lung while trying to do so in a girly falsetto, because he’s embarrassed about how manly his coughs sound? Sorry, but that’s fucking hilarious.
 
Turns out even pooner try to date "straight" women

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They dislike being called out in attempting to trick straight women into dating them. Which is ironic in that it's chasers and queer women saying their straight who are into them.

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I feel like a sitting duck waiting for the Trump administration to come and round me up at some point, and take me away to the camps, thanks to whatever the hell is happening in the US and the world lately. Anxiety and panic attacks seem to be an almost daily occurrence since the March 6th attack on Iran, and the constant legislation targeting trans people in the US since DJT took office again 15 months ago.
Man, this dude is almost 60 and is so utterly brainwashed by these dumbfucks that he acts like he's going to be taken to a fucking concentration camp. Brother, I wish you would.

"The heccin march 6th attack on Iran, girlie pops oh noes!"

They fucking attacked us first. You're too old and useless to even be drafted, why is he acting like HE is the primary victim here? I know military personel that use KF to complain since politics can't be discussed in person at all.

It's the heccin literal nazi kiwifarmer chuds who are going to go die in ~~The War(TM)~~ for you to feel safe at home, injecting your titty sprinkles in programmer socks while you cry about your failed marriage as a 60-year-old man with lung cancer.

Complaining like you're going to feel the impact of war in any way other than raised gas prices and Facebook posts of mothers crying about their dead sons. But he won't care about the latter because its US military dying. It's only sad when it's foreign rape-loving countries that die in the field.
 
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Dear Reddit. This is genocide, right? :lit:

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i had already lost faith in the last of us show and i refused to watch season 2, but they somehow made it worse by casting a 15-year-old cis girl to play the character of lev - a 13-year-old trans boy.

i get if it is hard to find a talented asian trans boy actor and im glad at least they chose an asian actor. but if they had to cast a cis actor, why did they have to cast a cis girl?

i think there should be trans actors playing characters who don’t pass, but lev looks like a boy so he could have been portrayed by a cis boy.

adam from degrassi has a special place in my heart so ill always forgive that actor. but in 2026, do we really need to keep doing this?

i have heard plenty of trans people talking as if the only options for casting trans people are either trans actors, or cis actors of the opposite gender. i get the emphasis on wanting opportunities for trans actors, but if that isn’t happening either way, would most of you really prefer trans men to be played by cis women?

its not impossible for trans boys (especially <13 years old) to pass without hrt. plenty of trans men look like cis men so i don’t understand why trans characters have to “look trans”. i don’t think it would be unrealistic for a trans man to be portrayed by a cis man.

if anyone has recommendations of media with cis men playing trans men let me know because i would be keen to watch it. at this point, i would respect a production who wanted a cis man to play a trans man, because at least it means they actually see us as men.
The bit in the screenshot is the key quote. The rest is just whining,

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aw yeah that pissed me off so much and i just woke up. it would have been better to just cast a younger cis guy (especially since i know a shit ton of 13- year olds from my family that are just starting puberty at that age), also even tho i’m trans i honestly never realized he was also transgender till it got to the point of scars calling him lilly and then the talk with abby (and honestly was still pretty confused when Yara was explaining it to Abby). honestly atp it just looks like being trans is a women playing dress-up as a man. I hate it so much and i’m probably not gonna watch s3 despite TLOU being my favorite media of ALL TIME.
Broad agreement in the comments.
 
They dislike being called out in attempting to trick straight women into dating them. Which is ironic in that it's chasers and queer women saying their straight who are into them.

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I always laugh at posts like this. Lil' Dood. They probably figured out long before you told - in fact, when they first met you they probably just thought you were a butch lesbian, knowing how well Pooners "pass" in real life.
I love the whole "I've been dating straight girls since high school and it never was an issue" because its the most "Trust me bro" argument one can make. With this user in particular, her profile shows that she is 31 years old and only started HRT for 11 years. So she started at 20 years old, but was stealth during her high school years? Unless the "straight girls" during her high school years were blind, theres no way those girls were straight if she was living stealth.

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Been having a good weekend? Hope you enjoy this latest installment of Tranny Sunday Funnies!

First is from regular Dee Fish, who commemorated ten years after trooning out

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Bonus depiction of his pre-troon out self

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Alex talks his attitude to makeup pre/post transition while painting his nails

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A brief intermission for a couple miscellaneous pieces

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Closing out, Julia Kaye went to a party, only to be ribbed about tucking

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No, please give them ideas. I want to hear more stories about injuries caused by unnecessary gender surgeries, and hands and wrists will be a goldmine of content.
If the gender surgeons are reading this, I wonder if they smell the money to be made and are cooking up a new hand feminization surgery right now.
Due to her perceived "maleness," a "stealth" FTM is disinvited from a couple's nuptials because the groom isn't keen on having strange "men" he doesn't know present to watch the ceremony. Though OP tries to frame this as a bittersweet victory, I can't help but suspect maybe Wifey-to-Be and her future hubby conspired together to come up with a good excuse to keep a wet-assed, malodorous poon from ruining the wedding by being a sensory hazard to other guests
Honestly it wounds like the wedding was over budget and they have to cut their least favorite guests… understandable.
And therein lies the problem.

Meeting up with potential clients is going to not work out in the companies favour, and they would know that.

There may be a whole pile of rules about being prejudiced in an HR setting, but there's nothing to say that buyers have to buy off of a company that sends a tranny to represent their business.

If I were a buyer I would actively seek an alternative supplier.
I don’t even want to buy coffee from the Whole Foods when the aging tranny is on shift at the coffee bar, much less 10000 units of steel beams or whatever
What stick with me is the fact that "Those who were medically transitioning pretty much all left". I can bet one kidney
their HRT insurance system costed them an arm and a leg & were very happy to drop it. Good riddance.
Sadly I think HRT is really pretty cheap for everyone involved except the trannies who take it; the surgeries are super expensive though
Been having a good weekend? Hope you enjoy this latest installment of Tranny Sunday Funnies!

First is from regular Dee Fish, who commemorated ten years after trooning out

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Bonus depiction of his pre-troon out self

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Alex talks his attitude to makeup pre/post transition while painting his nails

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A brief intermission for a couple miscellaneous pieces

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Closing out, Julia Kaye went to a party, only to be ribbed about tucking

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Aw yeah fam we all remember the Harry Potter book with the teal cover and lettering only. HP books definitely look that and don’t have a super whimsical illustration on the dust jacket…
 
If the gender surgeons are reading this, I wonder if they smell the money to be made and are cooking up a new hand feminization surgery right now.
Sounds like a great idea. I support this so that their hands rot off, meaning they are no longer able to type and subject me to their Internet posts.
 
Hope you enjoy this latest installment of Tranny Sunday Funnies!


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A brief intermission for a couple miscellaneous pieces

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Closing out, Julia Kaye went to a party, only to be ribbed about tucking

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My professional advice, which I'll give for free, is this;
These artists should try drawing cartoons which are actually funny,
as opposed to this boring, preachy, cringe BS.
 
Closing out, Julia Kaye went to a party, only to be ribbed about tucking

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The ONLY people I know who make this type of joke - where they totally deadpan pretend not to know what something is or pretend to be stupid - are men. Never seen a woman do it. It’s like a male practice run at their weaponized incompetence they’ll use to squiggle out of housework later in life.
 
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