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Magic Pickle said:
literal fucking dozens of pooners saying they would love to stick their imaginary dicks into things such as fruit, couches, jars, trees, and more!
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Positron said:
This is what happens if you stick your dick at random objects. Never mind what the people says; just hear his sexy moan.
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These silly pooners have triggered a memory that I haven’t revisited in almost 20 years, and that is the TV commercial advertising professional “penis-removal-from-foreign-places” service from 2008’s The Onion Movie.

Leave it to a bunch of goddamned pooners to make me remember something that I probably would’ve gone the rest of my life without ever thinking of again lmao.
 
You go girl! :lit:

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At 56, I came out publicly on Monday! I was scared to death, but some time ago I chose this week to come out, so I could go to an event next week as my true self. I worried I could be blowing up my life, but the response has been overwhelming in a good way. So many friends, co-workers, and even people I don't know being supportive. It's surreal! I feel like a weight has been lifted! Only one bad comment, and that was from someone I don't know. I blocked them. In the end, something I had feared for so long (but was determined to do) turned into a celebration!
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Two selfies at link.

This one shows off the fashionable stockings better.
Best viewed full size, so click it. :christine:

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Sean Andalou said:
Here's one badass for you. :christine:

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No additional text. Three selfies at link.
This one seems to me to be the most "badass" looking.

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"Badass" in this context means goofy. 8)
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Or special needs.
Sean Andalou said:
Born and raised male, never did that. Never wanted to do that.
Is it a generational thing? A social class thing?
Or is the pooner obsessing about something stupid some men do? :lit:
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Because Pooners are porn sick women that don't understand guys.
Sean Andalou said:
You go girl! :lit:

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Two selfies at link.

This one shows off the fashionable stockings better.
Best viewed full size, so click it. :christine:

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This guy is a comics professional. Andrew "Margeaux" Pepoy. I saw the coming out stuff on comic news sites
 
Troon Meet Noose said:
There was a joke that used to go something like, "Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts. "

There was also the followup joke, "Who the most popular girl on the nude beach? The one who can eat the last donut."
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Adding this to my Fleet Week repertoire. Thank you, brother. The autodog grows ever closer to my grasp.
 
Magic Pickle said:
Pretty much all pooner foibles for today, my friends, so if that's your favorite genre of L, you're in for a treat!
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These ones are always horrific. As far as the fag conglomerate goes, poons are the ones I feel the worst for because they're usually just immature and mindbroken, not typically a threat or even an eyesore just fucked brains. So often they're victims of abuse in many forms, had their sense of identity, sexuality, and self-worth fucked up by porn and social media, or they're sick of feeling pressured by fashion and beauty standards, or had toxic female role models that made them hate themselves. I can't stand the MTFs though, when a man expects me to play along with his prissy fantasy and call him by a woman's name, I feel disgusted. A bit bad for him too, I guess, but it's just fucking pathetic more than anything else, get a grip.
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Much of the rhetoric around Elagabalus's sexuality and effeminacy was actually just slander. When an unpopular emperor's reign ends it is common to make up wild stories about how he was such a massive faggot (regardless of whether he actually was a massive faggot), and in Elagabalus's case there were also elements of Romans finding his Syrian practices barbaric, effeminate, un-Roman.

So in a way, interpreting Elagabalus as transgender is actually xenophobic.
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Wow, that's actually fucking based on the part of the historians for being so racist they would uphold Roman xenophobia after 1800 years
 
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Taxes said:
That's the thing: most women don't want to, they have to. I've heard stories of families living in really poor areas/conditions (past and present) where they can't afford formula resorting to this. If they can still produce, and Mom is out of the picture, grandmas, aunts, adult sisters step up to bat. To me, it's a sign of female comraderie & deep, familial love that presents itself when things are really bad. Outside of that, no sane person would pick this option. Only the most perverse of mankind, with the need for this level of vile powertripping, would actually want this to occur. May God strike that troon & its pedophile supporters dead.

Yes, I am MATI. Give me the goddamn hats.
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Back in Roman colonised England, it was recorded that when Cletic families/clans would fued there would have to be certain rituals done to settle the fued.

One of the rituals was at a meeting between two new mothers, one from each clan. They would exchange babies and let the baby brestfeed. once the had done so the babies would be returned a fued would be resolved.

I know thats this is real off topic but I always found it interesting.
 
Troon Meet Noose said:
My guess would be that people only see pictures of them online and they've upped the filters they're using to disguise their appearance.
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1 think they also tend to dress and present quite young, both ftms and mtfs. Also, I feel buying into passing requires a bit of 🧩facial blindness 🧩 so they might just genuinely lack the ability to estimate age and see the younger styled outfits and assume younger person
 
Troon that worked on Dear White People disclosed the cost of his Face Feminization Surgery. He cost taxpayers $60,000 get his face peeled off his skull

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The final look:

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Still a bargain compared to the $120,000 this wannabe scammer was quoted

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The Projects said:
poons are the ones I feel the worst for because they're usually just immature and mindbroken, not typically a threat or even an eyesore just fucked brains. So often they're victims of abuse in many forms, had their sense of identity, sexuality, and self-worth fucked up by porn and social media, or they're sick of feeling pressured by fashion and beauty standards, or had toxic female role models that made them hate themselves. I can't stand the MTFs though, when a man expects me to play along with his prissy fantasy and call him by a woman's name, I feel disgusted. A bit bad for him too, I guess, but it's just fucking pathetic more than anything else, get a grip.
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Pooners are just as porn sick, delusional and dangerous as troons. I see this incorrect stereotype being repeated everywhere. We have had so many pooner mass shooters. These are pornsick bpd women roided to hell and back, not just poor depressed girls that are sad at the Victoria's secret ads.
Fake men and fake women are equally unhinged, pathetic and disgusting by default. I don't like how the fake men get cut some slack just because they are women. Talk about sexism.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Troon that worked on Dear White People disclosed the cost of his Face Feminization Surgery. He cost taxpayers $60,000 get his face peeled off his skull

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Still a bargain compared to the $120,000 this wannabe scammer was quoted

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This is why I firmly believe any cosmetic or non-life threatening treatment should be out of pocket. This includes affirming care such as braces. Braces shouldn’t be free because a person can live a happy life without them. (Unless it’s threatening the health of their mouth).

Why the fuck do I pay $350 for a tooth filling because if I don’t my teeth will rot? Somehow that doesn’t qualify but this plastic faggot shit is?

(Fun fact, I had an unsuccessful filling that broke 3 times, then had to get an onlay. $1500 out of my pocket for all of that shit. This is in USA.)
 
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