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Lil dood faces reality-
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"TRANS GUNWOMEN ARE WOMEN"-
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An honest evaluation of troon life (shame it's likely compliment fishing)-
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An honest evaluation of troon life (shame it's likely compliment fishing)-
I'm curious which rights he thinks real women have that he doesn't. All of the "rights" trans activists want are things that normal people don't have and wouldn't dream of asking for, like the "right" to use the opposite sex's restroom, the "right" to play on a high school sports team as an adult of the wrong sex, the "right" to control how others refer to you when you aren't present, etc.
 
I didn't know that. I guess it must all feel pointless after a while.

Marycate Delvey did a sketch where an elderly tranny with dementia keeps yelling "Sandra where's my dick?" at his wife. (Someone on here uses a screenshot from that as their userpic,) She plays it for laughs but it's not even a joke. 40-50 years from now it may become a common problem in old folks' homes, people baffled by the state of their bodies.
Same for people with e.g. full-body tattoos and so on I suppose.
It already has been reported as a thing which happens.
 
Someone (a troon?) posing THE question to the Reddit troon community. 8)

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This question is for transwomen who fully transitioned and if they disclose it before having sex or not. What's your reasoning? Would it be ok not to?
Relatively sane top two comments.
I feel like that’s a huge thing to mention before sex. Even more so if you haven’t had bottom surgery. Also letting a partner know within the first few weeks of dating is probably good anyway in order to figure out if it’ll work out.
With how bigoted people can be it's a safety thing. Especially men.. they have killed ladies for less.
Excerpt from comment number three.
yes it would be okay not to, idc what anyone says. my principle is:

->pre-OP: yes, disclose before ANY kind of sexual intrraction or serious dating

->post-OP: no reason to disclose if it's just a FWB/hookup/ONS, preferable to disclose for serious dating, but not a set rule

it isn't immoral to not disclose it when post-OP. do intersex women with XY and underdeveloped / removed gonad streaks have to disclose? no. and we don't have to either.

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I get the feeling sexual intercourse is all very theoretical with this one. :lit:

Uh oh. That other controversy arises. :christine:
just fyi it's not "transwomen", it's "trans women"

Screenshot from the very bottom of the thread. I wonder what I missed? :P

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Marycate Delvey did a sketch where an elderly tranny with dementia keeps yelling "Sandra where's my dick?"
I had a conversation similar to this last week. I've been considering retiring abroad and thought how weird it would be to have dementia in a foreign country and wondering why you suddenly couldn't understand anyone.
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"Cis women get to be born with the correct parts"? Lol.
The rest of that is just pitiful
have yall seen the youtube channel "Edge of the matrix"
Not a big fan. He's like a cross between Fred Dibnah and Chris the Billboard guy.
His heart's in the right place but his content is pretty drab.
 
No rant. Just this selfie
Hahaha I have not seen him in like two years. This is the guy that told a story about being confused why a lady who was cleaning her car outside at night reacted poorly to him when he walked up to her and said he likes chocolate milk. I remember @Procrastinhater used to enjoy talking about his antics. One of the OGs of the thread who's been gone almost a year now. Hope you're doing good buddy wherever you're at!
Tranny don't grow old. They will die before this
Oh man. You underestimate the autogynephilia my friend. The ones who are 41% are the dysphoric ones with extreme mental illness. The AGP ones don't give two shits. They're extreme narcissists. They're gonna be creepy and gonna dress as a little girl until the day they die of old age. Shit they do right now. We've got countless old men in this very thread who put on a dress with no underwear then go to designer clothing stores or spas and make sure to get cameras taking pics of their legs spread showing their wrinkly old balls to the women around. These people think too highly of themselves to ever harm themselves. They get hard knowing you find them disgusting.
 
Someone (a troon?) posing THE question to the Reddit troon community. 8)

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Relatively sane top two comments.


Excerpt from comment number three.

I get the feeling sexual intercourse is all very theoretical with this one. :lit:

Uh oh. That other controversy arises. :christine:


Screenshot from the very bottom of the thread. I wonder what I missed? :P

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>I feel like that’s a huge thing to mention before sex. Even more so if you haven’t had bottom surgery. Also letting a partner know within the first few weeks of dating is probably good anyway in order to figure out if it’ll work out.

In the UK when a TIM Troon is murdered by an ostensibly straight male after "discovering" they are "Trans", it is always a white/asian TIM who was solicited by a Black Male of a Nigerian/West African background, since in those cultures, being the active participant in sodomy with a submissive male does not make you a Homosexual *if* you beat them into submission first.
So when some Nigerian refugee logs onto Tinder, sees "Narcisa" (32 6'2 230lbs), he sees a submissive male, Narcisa (Robert) arrives at the refugee's Uk Taxpayer funded Hotelroom, the refugee starts slapping TIM Robert around, TIM Robert snaps out of TIM-Mode and begins defending himself, the 5'5 120lb Nigerian is suddenly faced with an enraged autistic man, so he reacts like all black people do: he pulls a knife on TIM Robert. TIM Robert spends weeks in an NHS critical care ward, and if TIM Robert succumb to his wounds, Tim Robert becomes a face of "Trans Discrimination", with the implication being that he was picked up by some local English boy, who was so delighted by TIM Robert's sparkling personality, the sight of a feminine penis activated the local lad's latent Transphobic Murder-Rage.

I have taken NHS ethic courses on managing the LGBT community (not joking the word "managing" was used in the title), we were informed of this trend in meticulous detail, with demographic risk assessments broken down by ethnic backgrounds, some of the recommended solutions by the UK Health Service were to suggest that TIMs engage in "light" oral sex with their prospective client/suitor at a nightclub, before returning home with them. A prudent measure, since African Rapists generally don't do well in gay nightclubs (or do they? I'm almost 30 I'm out of touch with the youth).

TL;DR: Essentially all of "cis" male discovering their partner was trans" murders in the United Kingdom, are committed by black males, who are 1st generation immigrants, from very specific parts of Africa, where male sodomy is openly practiced. . . as a weapon.
 
No rant. Just this selfie.
That's Uncle Bibby/Aunt Patty. AKA the only trans person I still like. He's got a thread on this forum somewhere... https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patty-...bby-petermobeter.130080/page-17#post-23292821

Somehow I feel he gets a pass because he's kind of self-aware that he's weird and is just trying to live his best, weird, life.
"TRANS GUNWOMEN ARE WOMEN"-
After two tranny mass killings in two weeks I have to restrain myself from not editorializing the Prayers of the People to say "we pray for common sense solutions to tranny control", even if that's what we need.

I do the little things though, like when the diocese sends me flyers to distribute with the Pride Episcopal Shield I shoop in the normal one. Or I cover it with a sticker.

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I absolutely hate that Mass Dio is using this thing year round to promote Lenten seminars in February. (So, for events that have fuck all to do with fags, trannies, or POC... which for some reason this flag places all in one bucket, just like the LGBTQ Progress flag...) I'm not even cool with this thing in June. It sucks and it needs to die.
 
That's Uncle Bibby/Aunt Patty. AKA the only trans person I still like. He's got a thread on this forum somewhere... https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patty-...bby-petermobeter.130080/page-17#post-23292821

Somehow I feel he gets a pass because he's kind of self-aware that he's weird and is just trying to live his best, weird, life.

After two tranny mass killings in two weeks I have to restrain myself from not editorializing the Prayers of the People to say "we pray for common sense solutions to tranny control", even if that's what we need.

I do the little things though, like when the diocese sends me flyers to distribute with the Pride Episcopal Shield I shoop in the normal one. Or I cover it with a sticker.

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I absolutely hate that Mass Dio is using this thing year round to promote Lenten seminars in February. (So, for events that have fuck all to do with fags, trannies, or POC... which for some reason this flag places all in one bucket, just like the LGBTQ Progress flag...) I'm not even cool with this thing in June. It sucks and it needs to die.
They sneak the LGBT flag in using Saint Anthony in most places, but the progressive quarter too?! I hope Quebec can outlive Canada.

I'm in the weird position of being an expat of a very socially conservative catholic country, but seeing all the cracks form in real time. When I call my mom she doesn't talk about the Ukraine war anymore, she talks about LGBT "kids" and what we should do with them.
 
Man to woman to ??? :lit:

That's Uncle Bibby/Aunt Patty.

I’m genuinely sorry to him struggling again. He’s harmless, and his music is fantastic. Just don’t fuck with his orange juice.

Onto happier things: a pooner who isn’t out to her two young children yet reveals her very special gender story to her gay brother (full text in spoiler)

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My sibling refuses to see me for me​

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Trans guy here. I have been on this journey for almost 3 years now, am post top and a little over a year on HRT. I started on a low dose because I was not ready to fully come out but really needed to get moving for my own sanity. My spouse, most friends and my brother know but my parents and two young children do not.

I decided that I could no longer continue to live with one foot in the closet and am working on breaking the news to my folks. For the record, they are Trump voters and attend the kind of churches that are more akin to a rock concert. For a while, I have felt they must at least suspect something, but I've had an excuse ready for every question. (I had a very large chest almost my entire life, thus deciding on going flat as opposed to reduction, my voice change I've blamed on snoring from sleep apnea LOL, etc)

Anyway, so I decided to call my sibling to ask for his insight. He sees our parents more often than I do. I was curious to know if they had ever said anything. Aside from telling me that mom thinks my armpit hair is disgusting, he instead took this opportunity to tell me how he really feels about my transition.

He believes this is all a hyperfixation, a phase. That I play too many video games, watch too much anime and spend too much time around other trans people. Hilarious, because none of this is even accurate, as I am the only trans person in multiple of my friend groups. The only time I spend in trans spaces is when I am on reddit looking for help. And if anime made people trans, we would have a huge problem on our hands. (I don't even fit the fujo stereotype bc I hate them)

He also doesn't understand why I can't simply carry on how I have, with only a few people knowing and just looking how I do now. Basically telling me not to rock the boat and stay in this gender limbo where I look like a masculine woman (which I ABSOLUTELY HATE) so no one else has to feed into my delusions.

The irony of all this is that he is a cis gay man, 41 years old and half in the closet himself. He sees no reason to tell people unless he is bringing a guy home to meet the family (he never has, obviously.) It's almost like he wants me to be as miserable as he is.

I'm just extremely disappointed that he doesn't see me the way I see myself. We always got along bizarrely well growing up and still do now. Hell, in the fall, we went on a road trip together for a week, and it felt like a great bonding experience between us. He never treated me like a little sister and always let me play with him and his friends.

I know I don't need his approval, and I still plan on telling my parents regardless, but man... it was tough to hear that my only sibling, the person who has known me longer than anyone else on this planet, can not conceive that I am a transgender man. I'm just some confused, neurodivergent woman in her late 30s who thinks going through all this pain to be a man is the bees knees.
 
I’m genuinely sorry to him struggling again. He’s harmless, and his music is fantastic. Just don’t fuck with his orange juice.

Onto happier things: a pooner who isn’t out to her two young children yet reveals her very special gender story to her gay brother (full text in spoiler)
>I don't even fit the fujo stereotype bc I hate them

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Onto happier things: a pooner who isn’t out to her two young children yet reveals her very special gender story to her gay brother (full text in spoiler)
I remember this pooner, some user dug up a lot of info of her before. She was a normal woman with a husband and children who decided to throw it all away for the coom, got the tit chop and everything. It's kinda sad.
 
That's a myth based on their bogus suicide figures.
Honestly, I would not be surprised more don't grow old enough for dementia because they enjoy things like heart problems and other medical side effects sooner. I imagine quite a few quietly detransition later in life as well.
 
I'm just extremely disappointed that he doesn't see me the way I see myself. We always got along bizarrely well growing up and still do now. Hell, in the fall, we went on a road trip together for a week, and it felt like a great bonding experience between us. He never treated me like a little sister and always let me play with him and his friends.

I think it is sad that in an attempt to make an incredibly mundane and expected outcome of friendship between siblings and that siblings spent time together playing as children into something super unique and special and something that makes her not like other girls the writer uses phrases so hyperbolic ("got along bizarrely well"; "never treated me like a little sister") that they would only actually make sense describing Jaime and Cersei.
 
This bit seems revealing about the lil' Pooner:
The irony of all this is that he is a cis gay man, 41 years old and half in the closet himself. He sees no reason to tell people unless he is bringing a guy home to meet the family (he never has, obviously.) It's almost like he wants me to be as miserable as he is.
Her brother doesn't make a huge deal about being gay and doesn't really feel the need to center his life around it, so he must be miserable per lil' Pooner.
 
Honestly, I would not be surprised more don't grow old enough for dementia because they enjoy things like heart problems and other medical side effects sooner. I imagine quite a few quietly detransition later in life as well.
The old troons all seem to be rich men who trooned late in life.
Such as Caitlin Jenner, Rachel Levine, and Jennifer Pritzer.
None of them senile as of this writing as far as I know.

Or maybe that's just the ones we hear about?

And yes those are their "real" (that is to say legal) names. :christine:
 
Dearest Martha, I milked piss from my phallo again today…
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My handwriting is the fucking worst. It’s so bad that I don’t even want to write in my pretty planner. Like, you know when you’re playing a video game and you find the diary of someone who’s slowly turning into a monster and it’s just scribbles at the end? Yeah.
That works. Fun fact about Ashokan Farewell: it was composed in 1982. So it's a Civil War tune about as much as pooners are men.
 
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