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Law said:
Trans woman = man
Trans man = woman
Trans joy = untreated psychotic depression
Trans competence = doing everything wrong all the time
Trans spoon = fork
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An older relative asked me to explain how all the words work, as in if it’s a trans woman is it a man or a woman. I just told her to mentally replace the word trans with the word fake and she said it has helped enormously.
 
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>If they were trans friendly
Definitely tried to open some "Is this space transmen friendly" post. Good to see at least some subs aren't willing to host these purity test posts. That's how trannies took over 2xchromosomes and other women spaces.
 
Slurs McKenzie said:
God I fucking hate the word games these retards play. They'll swear up and down that a bearded 6'4 male with an Adam's apple and linebacker shoulders is a """woman""" regardless of their physiology, but then they'll turn around and say that getting breast implants or a BBL is 'gender affirming care'.

This ideology is so clearly bullshit. They can't say anything without contradicting the dumb bullshit they said the day before. Why does society still take this shit seriously?
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They’re really taking the piss with this

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This pooner was on the final seasons of I Am Jazz, if I remember correctly. Evidently she’s so desperate to keep what little relevancy she still has that she must justify show off her new butch haircut by calling it “[male] gender affirming care”
 
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im sure that this is REALLY taking place. dream on, tranny :story:
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he also posted this nonsense about how he
punches himself in the face, to keep from assaulting innocent bystanders.

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toilet_rainbow said:
They’re really taking the piss with this

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This pooner was on the final seasons of I Am Jazz, if I remember correctly. Evidently she’s so desperate to keep what little relevancy she still has that she must justify show off her new butch haircut by calling it “[male] gender affirming care”
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When did my middle school gym teacher troon out? I kid she'd be in her 60's by now but we all knew without saying a word she was a dyke back then although real nice lady. God I would love to be a fly on the wall and hear what the old butch/bull dykes think of this crap.
 
Stan said:
I find “en femme” such a disturbing way to put it. Like you can’t call it girlmoding or “dressing like a woman”, it’s “en femme”.
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I love Old School Autogynephile jargon. They talked way funnier back then. Some of my favorites:
En femme = wearing your woman suit
Crossdreamer = a man who wishes he could prance about in a woman suit of his very own, but his mean old wife/children/parents/boss/friends/finances/self-control are preventing it. . . . for now
Genny = a slur for women, from "genetic girl", coined by an insane transvestite in an op-ed
En drab = when you can't wear your woman suit and you feel wistfully pouty about it
 
Law said:
En drab = when you can't wear your woman suit and you feel wistfully pouty about it
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En noose = What happens when the wife takes the house and kids after you get caught stealing her soiled panties for the 10th time.

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Gotta love being tricked

So my parents bought me these gowns for Christmas and I loved them. They were a nice green, were not short cut sleeves, and we're of a nice soft fabric. Perfect sleeping and loungewear. Also helped curb my dysphoria a bit.

Then I hugged my dad today, who jokes about me wearing a gown (mostly just "what are you wearing" as a fake outrage), then proceeds to tell me that the gown is a MENS gown. And just like that, all my excitement and hype for my clothes I get to wear are now gone because all I can think about is this being a trickery to get me to admit that I don't need to wear women's clothing...

Edit: I should mention I don't think it was intended to trick me. Moreso a ponder of "was this a trick". Apologies for the misconstruing of the message. My dad is very dense and doesn't realize what he says sometimes hurts or can cause conflict. This is the same man who calls me Bea, no longer calls me son, at worst uses neutral pronouns (which I told them to if She/her is too much for them atm) and also tries to compare me to my mom.

Funniest part is how the troon is initially happy that the gowns have long sleeves, which he probably thinks will help hide his stubbly, sinewy Schwarzeneggeresque shoulders and forearms. Apparently the bony, long man hands sticking out of the frilly cuffs like a frame in a Junji Ito manga won't be a problem. :lol:

I just finished reading this thread over the past year, starting all the way from Page 1. God bless all of you for compiling these tranny posts here. I've unfortunately ended up having two tranny roommates over the past few years, and I always wondered what made them so fucking weird and maladjusted in general, and what influenced them to troon out aside from their shitty abusive upbringings. This thread has really helped me understand the reasons why people do this and why the ones I've known progressively became more and more neurotic and degenerate. I'll try my best to keep contributing here. Happy New Year, Kiwis.
 
Syikeblade said:
course many trannies get banned on most 'dating' apps so many of them end up having to use grinder.

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As an actual straight woman (not a man pretending to be a girl) I want to correct this faggot’s assumption that real women would be satisfied with “straight” guys who expect to “have their body worshipped”, receive no-recip oral and leave with NSA. That’s a closeted-homo “”straight guy”” special right out of cottaging culture.
 
Dante Alighieri said:
It's just a haircut, how is a haircut gendered? (I know, I know, I'm being facetious.)
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I fucking love my semi-sexist barber. He'd have a butch tranny walk in and go "uhh, one male haircut pls" and he said "the female shop is further down the street".

Which is ironic cause he often cut actual butch straight women with male haircuts. Even this basic a normie can immediately clock troons.
 
"Many trans people have NOWHERE to talk about themselves except therapy"
Oh my sides!!!!! All they do is talk about themselves!!! Jfc the level of self awareness has gone underground and dug to china.
 
Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand said:
Oh my sides!!!!! All they do is talk about themselves!!!
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But do people listen? The therapist is paid to listen. :christine:

HRT in the looney bin? You bet! 8)

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Tried to end my own like in NYE, (un)fortunately survived and decided to commit myself to a mental hospital. What can I expect once I'm there? How do I get HRT?
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in a mental hospital they will ask what medications you take and you can list HRT and you’ll get it
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However ... :P
So I don't know where you are, but in France at least, unless you were on DIY, you normally continue the HRT because it's considered to be a human right and taking it away would be equivalent to taking a life saving treatment away. ...
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And a bit of thread policing. :lit:
Please add a trigger warning, suicide, self harm, sexual assault and eating disorders are sensitive topics and should be discussed carefully
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Sean Andalou said:
But do people listen? The therapist is paid to listen. :christine:

HRT in the looney bin? You bet! 8)

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However ... :P

Emphasis added.
And a bit of thread policing. :lit:
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You left out the best part

The rest is difficult to say. I haven't been to the hospital myself as I opted NOT to submit myself because in my case it would have compromised my gender affirming surgeries plans...
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