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How is the gap created without angling the pelvis fragments? Then staple something to bridge the symphysis. But now the angle those iliac bits hits the SI joints is off by several degrees. This isn’t just meat Lego it’s skeletal Lego. You can’t do it. You’d never walk again, every moment would be agony.
I know someone whose symphysis never properly healed. She’s got about 9mm of separation, and she still can’t take her shoes off without sitting down on a chair and has to have a swivel pad to get into her car.
The pubic symphysis is a joint with fluid, just like your knuckles and it can be 'cracked' right? I think I can easily crack this joint whenever (just press your knees together really hard, using only your thigh muscles). (I have no idea how this works in a woman's anatomy and I'm not a doctor lol). Now, I'm imagining having a bone graft permanently stuck between the joint space, with all the natural growth forces of your bones and muscles in the pelvis essentially sandwiching down on the only 'bridge' keeping the hip bones at their wider angle.
Wow that sounds like a really, really uncomfortable thing to do.
Will the surgery retain the natural flexibility of the symphysis joint? Obviously your taint isn't doing any gymnastics but I imagine the minuscule amount of flex the natural symphysis provides is like...probably pretty important or else we wouldn't have evolved it that way. Does the pubic symphysis flex every time you move your butt in a chair?
If the two sides of the pelvis are bone grafted together, would that make it rather easy to fracture? And probably miserably uncomfortable?
 
Saw this and holy shit. Can you imagine how painful this would be? View attachment 8276900
Experimental pelvis widening. Christ alive.
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT WIDE!!!
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It’s extremely painful - and I don’t even know how you’d have to do this - split the joint (now you can’t walk…) and kinda spatchcock out the iliac crests? How is the gap created without angling the pelvis fragments? Then staple something to bridge the symphysis. But now the angle those iliac bits hits the SI joints is off by several degrees. This isn’t just meat Lego it’s skeletal Lego. You can’t do it. You’d never walk again, every moment would be agony.
"Dey out here spatchcocking niggaz for they sexual fetish"

2025 is wild, man.
 
A 42 year old married hon got busted by his own kid dressing like a woman at work:
Part of the linked Reddit post said:
I’m not out yet at home - other than some small changes like a little make up. And some slightly femme clothes, and changing my hair, and talking with my kids about gender. which They rejected this vehemently, so I’m going very, very slowbut they are still very opposed to anything like this.

He [the guy’s teenaged son] left for the bus stop in the morning and went and but hid in my car instead to catch me. I guess by laying down in the back? This is because he frequently tries to FaceTime me when I’m at work - where I have been out and presenting femme for a couple months. as I’m figuring things out and slowly transitioning; Im early into my first year. I just call and say I’m not ready to FaceTime, and will talk about it with him when I get home - but then he gets upset and wont talk.

I was at work on this day he hid in the back of the car. and I was talking to a group of people and while working and all of a sudden I see my son, extremely upset. and He came in from the hallway and began to scream at me for dressing like a woman, etc. and My boss quickly came over, and I started trying to get him/us out of there and into the car/parking lot. and My boss told me to go and that they will cover my duties. It was horrible. I was shocked. He [his teenaged son] ran off.
Note: Yellow text is for my own changes and additions, largely made for the sake of readability. I had to do a lot of correcting because women usually have higher verbal IQs and this guy is extremely male. Bolded text is my own choice of emphasis.

Some opinions:
  • They’re Mormon, so divorce is a big no-no, church attendance is mandatory, there’s tithing, etc. This man’s wife might seriously believe that, because this man is her spiritual head, she is his eternal cosmic wife. For all eternity. He is condemning her to what the Mormons call “outer darkness”. She cannot remarry, especially if this couple was wed inside a temple. This could fuck with her existentially.
  • He isn’t out at home - but everyone at work knows (and these may be the parents of his son’s peers). He’s not out at home but posting his face and personal life online. He’s not out at home but also wears makeup around them. He’s not out but he forces his children into uncomfortable conversations about gender as an abstraction… while he gaslights them and says this isn’t about him or any family-destroying decisions he may be considering.
  • Son knows what’s going on and wants his father to get to the fucking point and admit he spoke of divorcing the mother to crossdress. Father refuses to be direct, son attempts to force the issue several times through the phone, and the father essentially tells him to STFU. How maternal.
  • Son presses the issue by going all Mission Impossible in the back of the car and confronts father. While understandably upset, the father has no appreciation for why his son didn’t want to talk after being skipped, or why his son has no tolerance for anymore coyness and head games.
  • Gotta love a man in women’s clothing discussing “gender” with his kids, ignoring their express refusal, and pressing the issue “slowly”. Healthy boundary modelling, Mr. Mom.
  • He says “etc.” after “dressing like a woman” while quoting his son’s objections. Anyone else get the impression he is deliberately leaving parts like “you lied to my mother” out so he can continue to badmouth his own child in public? Reduce his despair to mere transphobia?
  • It’s revealing he came out at work first. He came out in a place where he could sue people for laughing, not in a place where his children or wife could complain. Then, by the time they realise, the entire town knows before they do. If he can make the whole town (who have less skin in the game) accept it before hand, maybe he can blackmail them into shutting up.
  • He says he’s infringing on their boundaries slowly, but I would consider my dad wearing makeup to be an abrupt change. He lacks insight into their feelings and thinks by not getting breast implants today he’s being moderate.
I get the vibe that this guy feels his wife failed as a mom. Even though she seems completely normal, because she’s Mormon and conservative, she’s automatically not a maternal figure. He’s teaching his kids about gender and being kind to “queer folx”. Who cares if he ignores their requests that he stop? Or if he makes them feel rejected? He’s the real “MILF” because he has the right and civilized opinions.
 
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Reddit tranny shares a dream he had last night.

He claims to be a "transfem" that "hasn't transitioned yet"- meaning he is literally just a fucking man that hasn't yet done anything to try to convince anyone otherwise. You know, exactly the sort of person that lesbians are well known for pursuing romantically.

There are two explanations for this story. 1), It didn't happen as described or at all. 2), The OP is autistic and completely misread the situation. Both are equally plausible.
 
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Gay trannies really don't like other gay men.

It's always funny how they describe gay men as narcissistic and vain, like their any different.

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They honestly think that gay men are jealous of them for attracting "straight" men.

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But if course they can't help but groom there fellow degenerates.

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At the end of the day their just gay men who hate themselves and try to run from it by ChaNgInG genders.

Catty gays infighting
 
Whar we're missing out on is that it's actually a Spanish production about the first woman in the Paragonias, and the original title was Miss Carbón.
You mean Patagonia?
Never heard about this guy, but according to Google he started working in the mines when he was still a man and then decided to troon out. So there's nothing brave and stunning about his story. The other miners probably didn't bat an eye when Carlos showed up one day wearing make up and calling himself Carla.
In fact saying that he was the first woman miner is quite insulting to actual women.
 
You mean Patagonia?
Whoops, thanks.
Never heard about this guy, but according to Google he started working in the mines when he was still a man and then decided to troon out. So there's nothing brave and stunning about his story. The other miners probably didn't bat an eye when Carlos showed up one day wearing make up and calling himself Carla.
In fact saying that he was the first woman miner is quite insulting to actual women.
This is exactly how I expected it to happen IRL, thank you.
 
They ruin everything that was made with women/girls in mind...Can't have shit man

They do the exact same thing as Diapurfurs with baby shows starring puppies. Seeing something popular with female audiences and some of the most iconic shojo anime period being called “tranny coded” makes me die a little inside as much as seeing shit like this that proves OP is isn’t completely wrong

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I’m tired, Boss.

You mean Patagonia?
Never heard about this guy, but according to Google he started working in the mines when he was still a man and then decided to troon out. So there's nothing brave and stunning about his story. The other miners probably didn't bat an eye when Carlos showed up one day wearing make up and calling himself Carla.
In fact saying that he was the first woman miner is quite insulting to actual women.

Come to think of it, much like that glitter loving EMT student, what’s the point of wearing makeup in a coal mine? Besides the obvious.

Since biopics always make stuff up for plot, pacing, or propaganda reasons, I wouldn’t be surprised if it ends with all the other miners crowding around him to tell a foreman oppressing him that Carla is their friend, she’s just like them, leave her alone. Or something similar.
 
How is the gap created without angling the pelvis fragments?
Hopefully with a jaws of life, the tool they use to rescue car crash victims. The agony will be unbearable but so very affirming.

How people can push this Mengele tier shit and call it a life-saving procedure is beyond me. The medieval surgeons who drilled holes in autist skulls to let the Devil out had more leg to stand on.

Madmen walk among us.
 
here are two explanations for this story. 1), It didn't happen as described or at all. 2), The OP is autistic and completely misread the situation. Both are equally plausible.
Rare options:

3. Desperate straight lady
4. Blind lesbian who uses smell to find where to go and echolocation to find her way around the batcave
 
Any creepy incels here? You know who you are! 8)

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It's really starting to piss me off at this point. Conservatives, pedophiles, creepy men and incels are
literally trying to use centuries-old terminology to trigger a genocide against us.
I don't understand why, I know trans people aren't that though and just wanna live their authentic lives.
Lots of applause and amateur psychoanalysis in the comments.

Is the term "autogynephilia" centuries old? I know I never heard it before the mid 2010s.
Possibly it's older, but definitely not centuries. Could be 1980s psychobabble.

Besides, people who trigger genocide never bother with fancy technical jargon.
I know I never do. Well hardly ever. It confuses Sergeant Schultz. :lit:
 
Any creepy incels here? You know who you are! 8)

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Lots of applause and amateur psychoanalysis in the comments.

Is the term "autogynephilia" centuries old? I know I never heard it before the mid 2010s.
Possibly it's older, but definitely not centuries. Could be 1980s psychobabble.

Besides, people who trigger genocide never bother with fancy technical jargon.
I know I never do. Well hardly ever. It confuses Sergeant Schultz. :lit:
Autogynephilia was coined by Ray Blanchard in the 1980s.

Blanchard's transsexualism typology (Wikipedia)
 
Plus transphobia has historically been imbedded in a lot of places by *colonialism so the exact opposite of what these a-holes keep saying.
I just love the progressive mythology that nobody outside Europe knew what sex was or how reproduction worked until colonizing Europeans came along and taught them, and that they were bad and evil for disrupting these reality-free utopian societies. It's like a fictional alternative history from an Aldous Huxley novel, but they actually believe it.
 
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