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sheepworldvizor said:
Imagine his chunky beglittered cliff face looming over you in an emergency, pawing at your clothes.
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And the glitter falling off his face and into your car accident mangled meat.

Management probably took one look at him and said "Shit. Now we gotta add no glitter to the regs."
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Troon EMT student wants tips for professional makeup, including how much important dysphoria destroying glitter he can wear on the job

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He basically proves it's a fetish too when he says he knows most women in that field aren't worried about wearing makeup on the job, but he needs it for "dysphoria". (AKA porn fantasies)
 
Candidate No 7 said:
Here we go again. This was 3 years ago:

Transgender Sussex paramedic says patients refuse her help (BBC)

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Imagine getting a job where you have to attend to people at their most vulnerable and you make it all about you.
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This is, ironically or not, a big part of why I would refuse his help, too. If I'm pulling myself out of a wrecked car, the last thing I want is to worry about some porn addict crying to the BBC about how I "misgendered" him. Or getting his glitter in my open wounds now, too, fuck me.
 
Pickman's Modeling Agency said:
Belated, but get wrecked by this short moid who has managed to keep his hair:
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DON'T LET THE CHROME-DOMES NEG YOU, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
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This is a male thing, a hetrosexual male thing which includes normal men and trannys too (sorry), you don't seem to know how to properly wash, condition and comb your hair. I think you all just splat a palm full of shampoo rub it into your thinning hair and immediately rinse if off with scalding hot water, then scrub your head with a damp towel and leave it air dry. All frizzy and poorly maintained, with split ends and dried in suds of shampoo and conditioner, which make the hair look gross and oily anyway.
Look at this older guy, his hair is perfect for his style and age, he knows how to treat his hair, probably uses the same products as most men, maybe a blob of wax between his thumb and forefinger for his fringe and crown. So not someone who is going to be an immediate issue in my work life.

But if I see split ends, smell the overpowering reek of aussie conditioner and product, see flakes of dandruff. . .I know it's going to be a problem, I have a poorly socialised man lurking around, either a trendy 20something he-thot, a troon or a midlife crises millennial.

Just watch a 5 minute video about hair care. Read a WikiHow article. Ask Chat GPT.. . .understand that washing your hair is different from washing your hairy bollocks!
 
A man laments that his fantasies of sisterly bonding will never come to pass as the sister he was given finds his girlypoppin' behavior to be rather off-putting. Still, he remains hopeful that one day, he may find other women - "multiple of them, even" - to give him the pretty princess treatment his heart yearns for. I doubt OP will find himself a gaggle of girls to support his endeavors very easily, though; according to other posts, he likes to shake his ass at random women in an attempt to impress them, which is not exactly how female camaraderie works. I mean, what is he, a fucking bird of paradise?
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I wish I had an Enthusiastic Sister…​

I always dreamed growing up that one day, when I was ready to come out, that my little sister would be thrilled about it, that she would love to do my makeup and teach me about outfits and go shopping and just do girly things together. Instead I got the reluctantly supportive-ish type that feels really uncomfortable whenever I show my femininity.I’m really sad about it. Maybe I’ll find a cis girl (or multiple of them even) like that one day. For now, I just feel so lonely and depressed…
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Dud root: in the hopes of fixing the scorched earth she calls her genitals, a FTM with a history of antidepressant use tries to get a prescription for Cialis, but Doc won't play ball because medications for busted dicks are not approved for use in women. Now she's worried about the future of her sexual pleasure given how numb she is down there, especially as she's never had sex with a partner before and now thinks she may have missed the boat on a slimy yet satisfying sex life.
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How are you guys getting ED medication? My doctor said it’s not FDA approved for trans men and that we don’t actually have erectile tissue, so she won’t prescribe it to me. Because of my post SSRI sexual dysfunction, that might’ve been my only hope of ever being able to have satisfying sex.​

EDIT: I’m in the US. That’s probably important to say.
Starting testosterone seemed to somehow activate sexual dysfunction that I didn’t previously have from my sertraline that I’d been taking since I was a kid. I know that doesn’t make sense, but it’s my only explanation, and the timelines fit. It happened slowly, and I was in denial until I realized I felt no sexual attraction or libido at all anymore, that my dick was almost completely numb, and that I couldn’t even have orgasms anymore. It persisted even after I stopped taking the sertraline.
Now that I’m on trazodone and bupropion instead, which have positive sexual effects, I have my attraction, libido, and a lot of genital sensation back, but it’s still really hard to achieve orgasm, and it’s not satisfying like it used to be before all of this. I’ve also noticed that I don’t get anything remotely resembling an erection (except occasional twitches I can feel) even though I’ve been on T for two and a half years. My bottom growth is also very small, which could just be my genes, but I’m wondering if low bloodflow there might be part of it. I think maybe it’s actually shrunk as the sexual dysfunction got worse.
Granted, I’ve been on a low T dose, which could be part of the problem for the lack of erections and tiny bottom growth. Now I realize I should have tried increasing my dosage before going for Cialis, but that didn’t occur to me for some reason until the doctor mentioned it. But I’m skeptical about whether it’ll fix how hard it’s been to orgasm and how unsatisfying it is, because I’m pretty sure those were caused by the sertraline, not low testosterone.
So at my doctor appointment today, I was going to ask for a daily Cialis prescription because I’ve seen other guys here talking about Cialis helping with similar things. But she said that ED medications are not approved or used for trans men, and that we don’t have erectile tissue anyway, which is directly contrary to what I’ve read here. So I’m just increasing my T dosage to see if that helps at all, but what if it doesn’t help enough to have satisfying sex? Do I just have to live like this? I’ve never even had sex with a partner before. Did I miss my chance to ever enjoy it? I’m feeling pretty hopeless.
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A wolf in sheep's clothing has problems with the fact that he believes himself to be a cis woman on the inside rather than a comical facsimile of one; he dreads knowing that he's dooming himself to "one long, long life of chasing after mere approximations" of what regular women have "for free at birth." The weirdest part of this post is definitely the part where he wonders, "When I'm laying on my death bed, will I truly be dying as a woman?" Now that's some commitment to skinwalking!
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Just A Vent. Needing a bit of honesty, here.​

I'm just feeling so tired and dejected recently. I'm so done with transness. I know a lot of yall are really proud and happy to be authentically trans and such (more power to ya) but I'm just not that. Maybe that makes me a bad trans person idk. It feels like trans isn't truly authentic to who I am. Who I truly am inside is a cis woman. That's the only way I could feel truly fulfilled in my gender. I don't want to be "woman (asterisk)". Even when other trans people include me in the qualifier as "trans" I don't like it. It would be one thing if I didn't like being seen as trans by cis people (cuz its usually a bad thing to them). But I don't even like when other trans people see me as trans. I don't feel like I belong in the community. Inside I am not trans. Transitioning is all about living authentically, but being trans doesn't feel authentic to me. Being a cis woman is who I am. And don't get me wrong, "trans woman" is way better than "cis man", but it just seems like the trans experience is just one long, long life of chasing after mere approximations of the life and experiences and body and relationships a cis woman gets for free at birth. I don't want to have to go through HRT and surgeries just to get "close enough" to what I should have had my whole life. Everything is harder when you are trans. Everything. It really feels like a punishment but for what? I couldn't possibly have done anything wrong before I was even born, right? I wish there was someone to blame, or at least a reason. A reason other than "bad luck lol". It really makes me wonder. When I'm laying on my death bed, will I be truly dying as a woman? Or will I die as a failed approximation that was never *quite* complete? I know there aren't many elder trans people left out there, especially not on reddit. But I could really use a long long talk to grieve what I'll never have. If you truly are an elder, tell me... does it ever *really* get better? Or is that just what we tell yourselves to get through the day? Thanks for reading.
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Daft dodger: as it turns out, even if you choose not to play the stupid game of pronoun adherence with troons 'n' poons, they will still find a way to be mad at you! Take this chick for example, gets her briefs in a bundle up her buttocks over "strategic and suspicious failing to ever use a gendered personal pronoun in your presence." She even admits herself that her hands are tied because calling it out would make her look fucking nuts, but does that stop her from complaining? Haha, of course not, silly.
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People dodging your pronouns is so frustrating and dehumanising​

…And so impossible to fix. If someone misgenders me, that’s embarrassing and can be hurtful, but I can also correct them, with a level of understanding and politeness proportional to how honest a mistake I believed it to be (or not).
But it’s far more difficult to call people out for failing to gender you at all. I’m not talking unwanted use of they/them, even, I’m talking strategically and suspiciously failing to ever use a gendered personal pronoun in your presence, even when you work in close proximity day after day for a period of several months.
It’s not fucking slick. I know what you’re doing. But it’s impossible to call out or have a conversation about without looking and feeling like a crazy person…after all, I’m not being misgendered, and to either A) an ignorant cis person or B) a transphobe feigning ignorance, it would probably be easy to brush off as me being unreasonable or a crazy demanding trans person.
It’s also so frustrating because sometimes you legit don’t know where you stand with people. Do they just genuinely not know and don’t know how to ask? This is unlikely in my current, specific situation. Are they actively, hatefully transphobic in that they don’t respect my gender at all and are only toeing the line of decency to keep the peace? Or are they a more mundane kind of transphobe where they don’t think I’m close enough to a “real” man where they feel embarrassed to use my pronouns?
I’m so tired, man. In my current situation, I’ve worked the same job for four years. I joined early in transition so it’s kind of open knowledge that I’m a trans man. But save for one single notable exception, everyone I’ve ever worked with has respected my pronouns. Again, with only one exception, I have always be he/himmed consistently by the people I work with. It’s actually been extremely nice, especially in the first few years where I felt I didn’t get treated as a man very consistently outside of my work.
It’s a few years later, I have a whole ass beard at this point. I still get misgendered on weird occasions but more and more the customers to my work are looking at me as a man without batting an eye about it. The majority of my coworkers use my pronouns. I was open about my time off for top surgery earlier in the year. The fact I’m trans is vaguely open knowledge just because to be stealth at this point is pretty impossible within the business, but I’m clearly living as a man and for the most part everyone’s chill with that.
But there are three employees who all joined my work within the last year or so who don’t use my pronouns. I’ve only heard myself actively misgendered one time by one of them, but I was too uncertain about what I thought I heard to call it out since I didn’t hear clearly enough to tell absolutely definitively. Between them, I could count on my hand the number of times I’ve heard them collectively use he/him pronouns for me.
I don’t know how to address it, and feel like I can’t really address it. There’s no way that doesn’t put me in a situation where I look like I’m making a big issue out of nothing, or where I don’t bring my transness to the forefront as a “problem”. But it makes me so angry and feel so othered and annoyed. Like, it’s basic politeness, and it makes me worry how they refer to me when I can’t hear, considering it’s very difficult to talk about a third party without any pronouns, and if said party isn’t around to overhear…. Just one of those shitty things that makes me feel different, disrespected and othered, when work has always been a relatively safe space for me until recently.
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After sending an unwanted message to a woman he doesn't know online, a troon gets what-for from his recipient who gives him a piece of her mind and then some. Ah, if only women could retaliate like this in meatspace!
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Told I was Predatory and to Stay Away from Female Spaces​

I got fem clothes coming in soon tho so that's something to look forward to. Finally got off my butt after years of doing nothing.
sorry for no info, EDIT:
I was reading through reddit, saw a post, and probably like an idiot sent a dm to someone saying "hiiii you're super amazing and stuff" I do this a lot and idk if its bad or not
they called me predatory, told me to stay away from female spaces and blocked me.
idk I just feel like a bad person and that maybe they are correct.
I am trans, though have been doing nothing with my life over it, I took my first step recently in buying clothes, which are arriving in a week.
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A teen girl is lured to the tranny cult due to a fixation with penises so intense that she even watches dissections of cadavers just so she can learn more about the operation of such a tool. In fact, her obsession has gotten bad enough that it's started affecting her relationship with male relatives, entrenching her in what she says is envy, jealousy, resentment and even perversion. Congratulations to OP for creeping me out more than trannies do! A real win for feminism today.
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How to get over the fact that I'll never have a cis penis?​

(Translated from my first language.)
Hi, I'm FTM (18 years old), and I'm still giving myself time to think things through and learn as much as possible before starting anything related to medical transition.
I realize that I might be thinking about penises a little too often for it to be healthy. It's not even about sex or anything (well, technically yes), it's just an organ that I find complex and fascinating, and I'm upset that I'll never be able to have one (and basically all the organs I don't have), with all the functions and sensations.
I literally know more about how it works and how it's made of than some guys I know. It obsesses me so much that I watch anatomy videos and cadaver dissections. I realize as I write this how weird it is.
Probably too much porn, too ._. (Help)
Unless medicine takes a giant leap forward and allows for the transplantation of an organ that was never there, I bitterly realize that the surgeries available today are simply not what I would want (I'm doing a lot of research on the subject). This fact weighs heavily on me. I imagine it's the case for many trans men.
I hate this feeling. I think about it every day. It's affecting my relationships with the men in my circle/family because I think about it too often, and I feel unhealthy. I feel envy, jealousy, resentment, bitterness. I feel like a pervert, an obsessive person.
I really want this to stop, to make peace with this reality, to stop feeling worthless, stupid, or telling myself I'll never have this or that, to stop feeling like all these shameful web searches are degrading or unhealthy, bad for me or my mental health. Just, anything.
It's already so hard to make peace with being trans and accepting myself; sometimes I think it would be simpler to just let it go and remain a girl, to convince myself with positive affirmations like "you are a girl," something like that. It would be simpler.
So, I've been wanting to ask this question for a while. Thank you for reading and for your feedback.
Edit: Of course, I'm not ever reducing transidentity to what happens between the legs, many trans people live very well with their birth assets and it's great
And, aside from penis obsession and trans struggles, I'm living a good and balanced life
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Days of girlhood: a tranny doesn't like how dismissive real women get when he tries to whine about laying in the bed he made for himself, which makes him feel like he's not a true and honest woman like he wants to be. This idiot is very, very close to understanding things, yet logic continues to elude him; in case he's reading here and needs a hint, the part of this post where it says "cis women are allowed to be ugly, they're allowed to have facial hair and not deal with it" is probably why actual women find it hard to sympathize with you, mate.
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Does anyone else find it hard to get support from cis women because they're really snarky about womanhood?​

Often when I try to relate to cis women and talk about the experiences we have in common, I'm often met with responses like "now you know how bad it sucks to be a woman :)" or "at least you don't have to deal with periods!!"
It's really disheartening how many cis women base their womanhood on struggle. To be a woman is to suffer, but I don't think it should be this way.
It often feels like they're throwing it in my face, a sort of "this is what you get for wanting to be a woman, this is what you deserve."
In one breath they tell me I'm a woman, and in the next they other me and treat me like I'm different, like I still have male privilege so I'm not suffering enough to be a "real" woman.
If anyone watches Lily Alexandre on YouTube, this is what she means by "all trans people live a somewhat nonbinary experience." As much as I want to just be a regular woman, I'm not. My lived experience will always be fundamentally different to the majority of cis women, and they can see that. It feels like I'm constantly stuck between man-lite and woman-lite depending on who I'm talking to.
This is where I find issue in the argument that we are the same. There are things I experience that can only be understood by other trans women, not cis women. This doesn't make me, or us, any less valid or real. It just doesn't feel fair that we should constantly have to adhere to western binary gender roles to be considered legitimate.
Cis women are allowed to be ugly, they're allowed to have facial hair and not deal with it, they're allowed to be depressed and low effort without everyone insisting their existence is illegitimate. They may be called ugly, or low effort, but nobody questions their gender (besides insane transvestigators who do that to literally everyone.)
Within the trans community there's such an emphasis on passing it feels like being low effort is doing harm to everyone else when I'm just being who I would be if I was born the way I should've been. This sentiment is echoed by trans women who feel I'm making a bad example of women as a whole.
When talking to cis women I often get the sense that they feel their experience is more awful, and therefore more real. Does anyone else experience this?
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Speaking of the struggles of womanhood, this TiM is lamenting his participation in LARPing the fairer sex, what with having to constantly slather on whore-spackle to look less masculine and contend with getting intrusive, middle-of-the-night erections. Ladies, don't you hate when you have to masturbate all the time due to your throbbing, needy penis disrupting your day?
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I'm getting tired of being a woman​

Now don't get me wrong, I would never de transition and go back to being a man
This year has brought a lot of euphoria in my transition. I started taking progesterone and got a small pair of tits and even got to experience the girl horny.
I love those things and all but lately I can't help but feel that my feminity is just a never ending stressful chore.
I hate having to dress in a specific way
I hate doing makeup in a certain way so my face looks feminine
I hate having to walk with my hips and getting super conscious about it
I hate the voice training, it might be rewarding sometimes but overall it's a pain in the ass
And above all I hate taking my pills and seeing my family get worried cause I'm "taking too many"
I haven't been to my endocrine in over two months, mostly because I have ADHD and I've missed some appointments and I just can't find the willpower to go anymore
I haven't taken the T blockers nor the progesterone, just my daily 3 puffs of estrogen. And now my stupid dick is back and it's demanding my attention in very uncomfortable ways.
I guess I kinda enjoyed seeing some of that libido back but now more than ever I wish I could cut it off for good
I hate masturbating like a man
I hate masturbating everyday now
I hate waking up in the middle of the night because my dick is hard
I hate getting a boner because a pretty girl talked to me, makes me feel like a degenerate
I hate my dick
So of course the answer is to go back on my meds and stop being a whiny bitch..... It just feels like an endless battle with myself
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This one is kind of sad if just because it sounds like OP is too young and dumb to realize how inappropriate it was of her "cis gay" boyfriend to push past her boundaries the way that he did, but I have to be honest: I fucking laughed when the second he stuck it in, he officially declares - to her face - that now he knows he's "100% a faggot." Cringe comedy at its finest, though he should definitely be put into a corn thresher at the very least.
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Feeling like shit after being intimate with boyfriend, I really don't know how to see him now​

For context i am dating a cis gay guy, and we've been together for around a month or so
I was always the one to give oral and I was okay with it, I can survive that much. But today he kept asking me to "slip it in" the first time I said maybe when we buy condoms (I am on 0 birth control and a very paranoid person) the second time he asked I was unbuttoning my pants and the third time I just let him- then the worst part comes where he just looks at me and says "Eugh, no, now I know Im 100% a faggot".
My friend claims it's SA and that I should break up with him, but he technically didn't do anything.. And I didn't really say no explicitly. The worst part to me was the disgust on his face and the comments, because I love him dearly, but now I'm aware I'm not what he wants.
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Magic Pickle said:
OP will find himself a gaggle of girls to support his endeavors very easily, though; according to other posts, he likes to shake his ass at random women in an attempt to impress them, which is not exactly how female camaraderie works.
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So I click he archive link and then ... :lit::lit::lit:
He doesn't just do what you said, he gets serious and tries to lecture women about it. :christine:

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a FTM with a history of antidepressant use tries to get a prescription for Cialis, but Doc won't play ball because medications for busted dicks are not approved for use in women
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Dayum. Suppose the doc did play along?
What then when it didn't work? :christine:

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She even admits herself that her hands are tied because calling it out would make her look fucking nuts, but does that stop her from complaining?
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Another one almost getting it. :lit:

Umm ... 8)

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Hey ya’ll, trans gal here. I’ve been on HRT for about a year now and have had very good chest growth. However, my boobs themselves are still more pointed/cone-shaped, and while I know all boobs start out like this, I was wondering how long it takes for breasts to fully develop or round out for people who’ve been on HRT for an extended period of time. I read online that it takes around 4-6 years for this to happen, but since that’s a cis woman’s timeline, I was hoping to get some firsthand experience from any other trans gals out there

Oh and as an FYI, I’ve already started progesterone and been on it for a few months
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No one answered directly but the top commenter linked to this
Lots of NSFW pics of trans tits.
None look right to my eye, but I guess some might be good enough for our troon here. :P

Here's a comment further down:
I'm a bit over a year on HRT now and my boobs would look appropriate on like a 14 year old girl, but not on my 47 year old self. Mostly because they have developed out, and not widened any. It is one of the most dysphoric things I can't do anything about (well without surgery, but that's not a great idea in the first couple years on HRT). I still likely have 3-4 years at least before I'll know how they want to grow...
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Sexual Chocolate said:
"Be as visible as the hon." :shit-eating:
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His hairline says "So long, suckers", but his AGP smirk says "Obey Giant Tranny" :smug:
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If male: [nightclub bouncer voice] "GIVE ME YOUR CORPORATE NUMBER"

If female: [standing in your personal space, towering over you, raspy falsetto voice] "sWeEtIe I dOn'T tHInK yOU wAnt TO gEt me mAD"

If I was in a car crash and this gorilla jumped out of the back of an bandage bus, I would push my intestines back inside my belly and start hitchhiking to the nearest Emergency Room.
 
Sean Andalou said:
Also a good description of troons in general. ;)

Here's an interesting dilemma. :lit:

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Emphasis added.
Another case of almost getting it.

One comment so far.

Reddit to the rescue.
Finding just the right way of shoring up the delusion. :christine:
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Maybe someone from the scientific studies thread can pop in, doesn't data indicate that gender affirming care has very little affect on the suicide rates?
 
Wasn't sure where to put this, so I'll put it here. This thread (wip archive) came up on tumblr.
The original thread:
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And the blogs involved, without fail all of them are weird and creepy males:
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Specifically calling out wanting people to send selfies gave off a weird and creepy vibe.

I briefly scrolled "suggestrogen" (for context, this person used to have the username "isuggestforcefem" and comment to the effect of "I have a suggestion" under random posts. I had the blog blocked for being annoying and never looked into the contents of it. The blog was recently deactivated by staff for "harassment" and people have been crying about transphobia.) and found that this male had very recently reblogged this post;
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This person is, of course, a pedophile.
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(Also, by "assassinations" it presumably means "deactivations of its tumblr account".)

Who wants free money for being a pedophile online.
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