📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sean Andalou]

Another tranny's sister didn't want the tranny to be the center of attention at her wedding.
What a bitch, am I right? tee hee


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Honestly, still have a bit of resentment from it. She already knows I’m trans and calls me by my preferred name (not consistent but maybe she’s still not used to it) Her wedding was important, and I was thinking maybe I should just let this slide. but idk I felt really humiliated and dysphoric during that day. I think my family doesn’t care enough to really take my identity seriously. Not to mention I feel so brushed away by them in general and things they’ve done to me prove they only see me as an obligation. Not to mention, they’ve broken my trust so many times. I feel like a joke.
Yeah, I don’t really want to be around them anymore.

Emphasis added.
I wonder does the sister feel the same?
Plenty of sympathetic back and froth in the comments.

Here's a bit of that:

She humiliated you to save herself from her own shameful feelings of you.
This person is likely a narcissist or possibly a covert narcissist. ...

Definitely a narcissist somewhere in the mix.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Tranny ineffectually seethes into the void about the Netflix/WB buyout. I personally find it very hard to believe that a tranny would willingly deny themselves access to any avenue of slop consoomption, so I suspect Netflix won't have to worry too much about losing out on trannybux.

If I might reply on behalf of Netflix: 'Dear tranny, nobody fucking cares. Sincerely, the rest of the world'.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Tranny ineffectually seethes into the void about the Netflix/WB buyout. I personally find it very hard to believe that a tranny would willingly deny themselves any avenue of slop consoomption, so I suspect Netflix don't have to worry too much about losing out on any trannybux.

If I might reply on behalf of Netflix: 'Dear tranny, nobody fucking cares. Sincerely, the rest of the world'.

Harry Potter was probably a major reason why Netflix made the purchase.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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Tranny ineffectually seethes into the void about the Netflix/WB buyout. I personally find it very hard to believe that a tranny would willingly deny themselves any avenue of slop consoomption, so I suspect Netflix don't have to worry too much about losing out on any trannybux.

If I might reply on behalf of Netflix: 'Dear tranny, nobody fucking cares. Sincerely, the rest of the world'.

I thought the troons quit Netflix over Chappelle.

 

[Muskcarpone]

I thought the troons quit Netflix over Chappelle.

Their use of the term "quitting" is as vague and incorrect as their use of the words "man" and "woman".

 

[SnergenFlergen]

I thought the troons quit Netflix over Chappelle.

Surprisingly some tranny respondents did raise this very observation, while others were dutifully on hand with some mental gymnastics to excuse their continued usage of the service:



But this time is totally the final straw. TTNC (Total Tranny Netflix Cancellation) for real this time - or at least until some troonslop that they can fawn over is released and they will again contrive justifications for staying with the service until the next 'scandal'. Rinse and repeat.

Their use of the term "quitting" is as vague and incorrect as their use of the words "man" and "woman".

Even if they weren't habitually histrionic unprincipled bullshitters, I doubt Netflix would lose sleep over losing the patronage of a fraction of a fraction of the population.

 

[AfghanBlue]

SO fucking creepy

This fucker started hrt 2 DAYS AGO


Doesn't stop him lurking around where he snot wanted. We saw a post from him a couple weeks ago actually..

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Surprisingly some tranny respondents did raise this very observation, while others were dutifully on hand with some mental gymnastics to excuse their continued usage of the service:

Another thing that makes JKR’s transphobia louder is talking about it constantly.

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

She is talking about the poem 'Disabled' by Wilfred Owen

I have never read this poem before, so I looked it up. Off-topic, so...

Spoiler: Pickman's Literary Analysis Agency

Tiffany reading "trans" in this poem is actually insulting. This is a piece about the pain of a man who is listening to/watching the world around him take part in things he has been forever robbed of. The boys laughing and playing in the first stanza leads into the second where he tries to recall why he even went to war in the first place: thinking of the cheering crowds who loved him as a football player, getting a bit drunk after a win and deciding he should sign up to fight - not because he gives a shit about Germans, but because he thinks of the glory, the cheers, the cool uniform, and how much the ladies will like him. Lying to the recruiter about his age so he can join, thinking only of admiration and smart kilts and military-issued knives tucked into military-issued socks. Being sent off with aplomb. Leaving as a baby-faced artist, and returning not long after as a crippled man, old beyond his years. On his return, and despite his great loss, the only welcome he gets is that of the "thank you for your service" variety, and a priest/reverend asking about his soul. He knows he is now forever excluded from the normal life of a whole man - no more playful flirting, no more dancing, just being wheeled back and forth whenever and wherever his caretakers decide, and the uncomfortable pity in the eyes of others. It's a tremendously sad poem. It's not about a man who thinks he isn't "masculine" enough, it's about a man who has been callously used up and discarded for the sake of a war he didn't even give a shit about.

The only parallel which can be drawn between the subject of this poem and a TIF is that they both signed up to be mutilated because they believed the propaganda - something I think Tiffany would be offended by.

 

[Waffle Iron]

>and you should seek to maintain that access
There is no sticker bad enough to convey my disgust. I hope they scan his PC and find the CP. That poor 8 yo getting groomed by his own uncle.

 

[Sean Andalou]

SO fucking creepy

Also a good description of troons in general.

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Here's an interesting dilemma.


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Cause idk if i find the right words for it without sounding crazy.
"You resent your bodys features? That sounds insane to me. It's like someone complaining their nose is to big or their height to small and i don't see them going through as much as you do to do something about it. Sounds like you need help" Like what do i say to that

Emphasis added.
Another case of almost getting it.

One comment so far.

"You're right, I do need help. Fortunately, the evidence shows that transition significantly and reliably improves mental and physical health outcomes for people in my position, in a way that nothing else does."

Reddit to the rescue.
Finding just the right way of shoring up the delusion.

 

[Candidate No 7]

The obscene amount of health complications these people put themselves through is absolutely bananas, but always topping it off with their "No regrets!!!" mantra is so funny.

No kidding:

Spoiler: Not for the faint-hearted.

i’m growing extremely frustrated with the NHS as they won’t help me post op…i really don’t know what to do now

i went to the walk in centre. showed the nurse a huge list of the following symptoms:

• ⁠night sweats • ⁠diarrhoea • ⁠gas coming through vagina • ⁠red/swollen vulva • ⁠extreme fatigue • ⁠pain down right side of body • ⁠yellow discharge • ⁠nausea • ⁠blurred vision • ⁠intense brain fog • ⁠feeling faint • ⁠bleeding from bum and painful lump on bum • ⁠stabbing pains in vagina • ⁠worried about rectovaginal fistula possibly causing infection and symptoms

that’s exactly what i showed her. she looked at my vagina and my bum and then just said she’s ’not concerned’, that if she would she would refer me to a surgeon today, but that she’s not, and sent me home. i also have stabbing pains in my vagina and bum.

my GP won’t help, i’m on a waiting list to see my surgeon but that’s still months away. i’m extremely stressed all day every day, i can’t get anything done. i have uni work due in next week and i just can’t focus on anything but the way my vagina feels. i have weird discharge again today and aaaa idk what to do no one wants to help me, i’m gonna lost all my dilation progress because i can’t dilate due to worry of a fistula and i just can’t carry on like this for months.

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

Strange definition of luck

from a man that doesn't even bother to shave his face

With the trans-L-bingo free space

Something something social contagion theory

 

[Gentlebastard]

Bob says "I am 100% sure I am a teapot, stop being a bigot and pour the boiling water down my throat! Life is not worth living if I can't be used to serve some delicious Earl Grey!": nuttier than Californian squirrel shit in the fall, someone call an ambulance before he hurts himself
Bob says "I am 100% sure I am a woman, stop being a bigot and shoot the bathtub hrt in my veins! Life is not worth living if I can't feel menstrual cramps and have enormous tits!": stunning and brave, a paragon of truth and honesty who would make Diogenes hang his lantern and retire to a nice kennel

 

[Wallace]

This guy's whole history is a trainwreck. He was an anti-woke teen who got groomed at 17.

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Let's see how this guy is doing.




He claims to be around 300lb.

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It turns out she'd suspected something like this for a while, because when she was redecorating my room she'd found some pills and it turns out she had noticed that I (MTF, 20, 1 year 8 months HRT) was growing boobs. She knew it was hormones not drugs and she started crying about how it was such a scary and awful thing for a parent to be carrying around and she said it seemed to have come out of nowhere, because I wasn't an especially feminine child.

Of course at that point she hit me with the old "let's face it, you're probably on the autistic spectrum, I'm sure that has something to do with all this, you were always a boy, a geeky boy, this has all just come out of nowhere". I tried explaining my dysphoria to her and she got vague concept, but made clear she didn't understand it. She was horrified I was doing DIY and made all the classic points there and I had all the usual counters. At the end she said she thinks I have mental issues and I should get some sort of therapy for them instead of taking HRT. She said a few things about how I shouldn't have decided this all on my own, I said I had talked to people about it, she made a derisive comment about how I'd only talked to trans people about it which I countered by saying that when I was still unsure I had a long talk with my cis best friend from high school and she said something about people with asbergers having different experiences.

Inevitably she said she could never call me by a different name, or use different pronouns for me which I assured her wouldn't be an issue. My exact words were "I'm aware of what I look like, if I wore feminine clothing I'd look like a man in a dress and if you used female pronouns and a female name I'd look like a clown.". She agreed that I could never make myself effeminate and said it made her feel better that I wasn't going to start wearing female clothes and ask her to call me a different name.

I also assured her that I'd masc it up if it ever became obvious that I was a transsexual, she said it was already obvious and made a comment about me having boobs, I said "I thought being fat hid them a bit" and she responded saying "Well I suppose other people might not have noticed them as much as I have, but to me they're pretty obvious."

At one point she starting crying about how it was really hard to raise me on her own and she always tried her best. She made a comment about how it looked like I was doing everything I could to make my body as weird as my personality is.

Towards the end of the whole discussion she said that ultimately it was my decision and I was going to do what I was going to do, but she wasn't going to encourage, or enable me and she demanded that I see the NHS about all this.

At the end of the discussion I tried to hug her, but but she refused, because "I'm afraid of your boobies" (this was one of the weirder points of the whole discussion).

All in all she's not kicking me out (though I'm at uni, so I only stay with her during holidays, so it wouldn't be the total end of the world), she's not disowning me and she isn't demanding I throw out my HRT (yet), so it could've gone worse. There was obviously more in the discussion, but this post is long enough already.

 

[KRAINOS]

I also assured her that I'd masc it up if it ever became obvious that I was a transsexual

I thought saying "transexual" was a big no-no for these people?

 

[Sean Andalou]

I thought saying "transexual" was a big no-no for these people?

They are allowed. Think of the rules surrounding the "N" word.

 

[RonRiot]

actually..

Yeah, the lone woman seeing the 6ft man in the bathroom is looking uncomfortable because she’s judging his makeup, not because she thinks he’s going to rape and strangle her. These guys live on another planet.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I thought saying "transexual" was a big no-no for these people?

Some old school (and/or simply older) troons always stubbornly considered themselves "transsexuals" and not "transgenders". "Transgender" has an air of trendiness and casual choice about it that rankles them. Truscum troons believe that you absolutely have to have gender dysphoria (and to suffer terribly with it) in order to be a true troon. Tucutes/transtrenders do not. Having gender dysphoria is optional with them, and not having it has no bearing on your trans status. You're a troon if you decide you are. It's a battle over meaning and standardized qualifications (and legitimacy and status) within the troon identified community. (Imagine that!)

Any troon who calls himself a transsexual these days is trying to create some distinction between himself and the other troons. He's not like other troons. He's an NLOT, kek. Same with pooners. (NLOPs!)

 

[The Morning Visitor]

Some old school (and/or simply older) troons always stubbornly considered themselves "transsexuals" and not "transgenders". "Transgender" has an air of trendiness and casual choice about it that rankles them. Truscum troons believe that you absolutely have to have gender dysphoria (and to suffer terribly with it) in order to be a true troon. Tucutes/transtrenders do not. Having gender dysphoria is optional with them, and not having it has no bearing on your trans status. You're a troon if you decide you are. It's a battle over meaning and standardized qualifications (and legitimacy and status) within the troon identified community. (Imagine that!)

Any troon who calls himself a transsexual these days is trying to create some distinction between himself and the other troons. He's not like other troons. He's an NLOT, kek. Same with pooners. (NLOPs!)

"AYE WILL BE AYUH REALUH WOMAN AUGHHNNNGHAUGHNNNGHHHH"