📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sean Andalou]

tranny thinks JWs can't tell that they are in fact a tranny. as a former jw, i can assure you they know. that's probably why they are trying to visit you, to take advantage of you being a sad, lonely, pathetic individual with no prospects. prime cult material, right there. retarded to be excited that a cult is trying to recruit you with your 'preferred name'.

Beat me to it, and with better information about JWs.
Emphasis added on the bit I missed. I just figured they try to be nice to everybody.

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Men! Am I right?


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Spoiler: Whole long rant.

tw: mention of sexual harassment/stalking

recently I was harassed by a cleaner that works at my apartment building. he’s always been friendly to me and other tenants, and I’ve had casual conversations with him before. but recently he cornered me into a conversation asking invasive questions (which unit do you live in? do you live alone?what time is your boyfriend usually at work?) and then after i cut the conversation short, he followed me back to my apartment, knocking on my door for a while before giving up. it’s so depressing, because before this, i thought he was just a friendly guy, and I apparently made a mistake by being kind to him. i sorta got creepy vibes before but didn’t want to assume.

i reported him to management and he’ll probably be fired, but now I’m paranoid and feel unsafe in my own damn apartment. i worry that he’ll start stalking me now that he knows exactly where i live. im worried he’ll know I was the one who reported him and that he’ll retaliate in some way. I live with my boyfriend and have ways of defending myself when he’s not home, but i still feel scared to even go out into the hallways of my building. im constantly checking that the door is locked, and looking out the peephole when i hear someone in the hallway. I have PTSD from a sexual assault that happened over a decade ago, and now this has quite literally triggered me and im dealing with those symptoms again.

it’s just so fucking exhausting, cause this kind of thing seems to happen a lot. I’ve been harassed and assaulted by men throughout my life, even before my transition, and I’m honestly done being nice to random men. and especially since transitioning, random men seem to feel entitled to my time and energy. I’m just ignoring them now or telling them to fuck off. they always think they can take advantage of my kindness, or they delusionally think my kindness means I’m into them. so I’m not giving them that kindness anymore.

Highlights:

... recently I was harassed by a cleaner that works at my apartment building. he’s always been friendly to me and other tenants, and I’ve had casual conversations with him before. but recently he cornered me into a conversation asking invasive questions ...

Really? A boyfriend?

... i reported him to management and he’ll probably be fired, but now I’m paranoid and feel unsafe in my own damn apartment. i worry that he’ll start stalking me now that he knows exactly where i live. im worried he’ll know I was the one who reported him and that he’ll retaliate in some way. I live with my boyfriend and have ways of defending myself ...

Last sentence:

... I’m just ignoring them now or telling them to fuck off. they always think they can take advantage of my kindness, or they delusionally think my kindness means I’m into them. so I’m not giving them that kindness anymore.

Might be a certain amount of confabulation, but I have a hunch there was a real incident.

 

[Comfy Summer]

Might be a certain amount of confabulation, but I have a hunch there was a real incident.

Janny wanted to rape this, gaaaaaay

 

[Candidate No 7]

The UK is getting very cruel

Day to day, I rarely have had issues but this year has been especially rough. It’s now affecting my social football club which has had no issues with a (albeit stealth) trans lady in their team since I joined.

We’ve had some new players come in and I am guessing I was clocked or they are just shitty but a complaint was put in and it’s been strongly implied they’re trying to get me kicked out. Training has been really hostile and when I brought it up with the coach, she said the laws have changed and they have to abide.

We’re talking about what I thought were a group of progressive women, almost all of whom are Gen Z or late millennials, and many of them happy to erase us on a dime.

Translation: I wormed my way into a football (soccer) team and everyone was too scared to complain because they thought it was illegal to kick me out but now it's clear it isn't, I am being given some hints I should quit before it comes to that, which I am choosing to ignore and bitch about.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I don't know what this says about me, but having teenaged girls laughing at me, I can't imagine any circumstances in my life at any age of my life, including being a teenaged boy, where I would have confronted them. There is no way the following interaction can end any other way than the girls laughing harder. I asked Ms Late Night Muffin, and she agreed. Just ignore them is the only response. Any other response and they will turn on snarky afterburners.

Eddie Izzard roared at some while physically charging them inside a women's bathroom and reported that their response was to scream and run away.

 

[Carbiter]

The UK is getting very cruel

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Translation: I wormed my way into a football (soccer) team and everyone was too scared to complain because they thought it was illegal to kick me out but now it's clear it isn't, I am being given some hints I should quit before it comes to that, which I am choosing to ignore and bitch about.

"We’re talking about what I thought were a group of progressive women, almost all of whom are Gen Z or late millennials, and many of them happy to erase us on a dime."
The generation that had to grow up listening to and tolerating the bullshit now no longer listens to or tolerates the bullshit.

"We’ve had some new players come in and I am guessing I was clocked or they are just shitty"
I cannot imagine which one it was, Agent 47

Love how you get a mature content warning when you try to search up his profile

 

[Syikeblade]

Seems both mtf and ftm have a strong hatred of feminist and women general not respecting their identity or believing it's from trauma.

Spoiler: My mom thinks I'm trans due to trauma

So, a few weeks ago, I was talking to my mom (I don't live with her, and I haven't seen her in person since I was eight years old). I told her that I only like girls and I want to be a boy, and after a few minutes of talking, she asked me if I had ever been assaulted.
I was surprised. She had never asked me anything like that. At first, I thought that it was just a random question, but then, after thinking about it, I saw the connection.
My mom asked me if I had been assaulted because I want to be a guy. Because I want to be masculine now. Because I used to like girly things when I was young.
That's so odd to me. Never in my life have I been assaulted.
My mom herself has been SA, so maybe that's why she was asking.
Also, sometimes when I tell my dad I wish to be a guy (I usually say it as a joke), he seems a little uncomfortable. A part of me thinks that my family thinks I'm neurodivergent.
Overall, I just want to be a man because the thought of being one makes me happy, and sometimes, when people assume things like this, I wonder if they're trying to discredit trans men or want to tie it down to mental illnesses.
Can anybody give me their opinion on this? Have people in y'all's life ever asked or assumed things like this?

Post is about how a pooner's mom thinks she was molested as a kid.



They love trying to justify and reframe their community for having high rates of mental illness, autism and sexual violence.


A long response but seems to really hate that feminist in particular don't see her a man.

Spoiler: Other comments

bean-machine- [score hidden] 2 hours ago
There are people that believe that a person becomes transgender due to trauma. They're probably failing to separate correlation from causation. There is a very large percentage of transmasculine people that have been sexually assaulted. Mental illness is high in transgender populations. But they fail to understand that the way society treats transgender people is sometimes the reason itself for mental illness.

[–]sorryforthecusses- 2-6-24 9-12-24 [score hidden] an hour ago
yeah they're putting the transphobe cart in front of the trans horse. many trans people experience assault or attempts at least because of the demonization and fetishization of trans people, and many trans people are mentally ill because assholes and transphobes make being trans pretty goddamn stressful. being trans does not cause any of this, transphobia does

[–]coffee--beans [score hidden] 44 minutes ago
My stepmom refuses to acknowledge me as male even tho i pass bc she thinks im trans due to trauma. Nothing will ever change her mind

[–]Jazzlike-Ad8978 [score hidden] 33 minutes ago
Well then she'll miss out on knowing and loving who you are, not who you had to pretend to be. It's sad when people close to us coming desperately to something we NEVER were in the first place. Try very hard not to let it cast a dark shadow over the joy that you must feel freeing yourself to claim your identity. You've gone through a rough, unfair, scary road to get here. Now enjoy the sunshine!


Oakashandthorne [score hidden] an hour ago*
Rowling is a big reason for this, though shes not the only terf pushing the narrative. It evolved out of bioessentialism and lesbian separatism. A lot of radfems believe trans men/nonbinary people transition away from being women because we believe itll grant us safety from sexual assault. Therefore, someone who has been a victim of sexual assault and is even more afraid and traumatized has an even more increased risk of transitioning as a means of protection. The trauma of being assaulted becomes mental illness, and transitioning is a form of self harm- a symptom- of that illness. If the world was made safe for women (by exiling, castrating, or killing everyone with a penis- bc ofc penis means man) then there would be no trans men or nonbinary people, because the fear that creates the illness that creates transition would be elliminated.
Of course, this is fucking stupid. Thats not how gender works. Thats not how transition works. That's not how fear or trauma or mental illness work. And of course there is the whole, you know, desired genocide of everyone with a penis, minus what's needed for global breeding stock. When we say terfs are fundamentally out of touch with reality, this is what we mean. Their understanding of the world is bent so narrow and mangled, and their goals so wildly unethical and unattainable, that the movement is rooted in nothing more than revenge fantasy and can only achieve destructive/reactionary, not constructive/action based, goals.
Rowlings essay spells this out explicitly. She says her own sexual assault led her to transition thoughts as a trauma response. She also says if she was a kid now, she would probably be a trans man, because she was a tomboy as a kid. Then of course she also says autistic little girls are being preyed upon and made into trans men because theyre too damaged/gullible/stupid (i swear she was .002 seconds from saying the R slur) to defend themselves from this. These are all inherently connected to her.
Rowling and terfs like her cannot separate out the thoughts of transition, trauma, mental illness/neurodivergence, being female, and fear. To them its one giant ball. Mostly because they experience their lives afraid, so they assume fear is an inherent and necessary part of being a woman. Being a woman is miserable to them. And they dont see the difference between "sexism is miserable" but "being a woman is not inherently miserable." To them, to be female- to be a woman- is to be afraid. Is to be made afraid because of your anatomy. That is what defines womanhood to them, and thats why theyre all angry horrible fucks who eat each other.
They cant perceive of an existence where they dont have to be miserable. Whether thats combatting sexism and then not being miserable as a woman because you arent oppressed, or whether thats transitioning because hey maybe the thing making you miserable is that you arent actually a woman. They cannot experience the freedom of following those thoughts. They have so defined themselves by what hurts them that to live without that hurt would create a destabilization of their identities, and they either cannot or will not endure that.
Naturally, anybody who is doing that- who is experiencing freedom of expression, experimentation, or in any way disturbing this rigid binary theyve created- is therefore a threat. You cant just run around giving female people hope. Dont you understand that the defining trait of womanhood/femaleness is the misery? Hope upends the whole thing. Hope for a better, less oppressive, more equal world- or hope for freedom and gender variance and autonomy- both are evil. Youre trying to erase the definition of women. Youre trying to destroy the natural order. Youre going to unravel the very fabric of time and space by checks notes trying to make the world a better place.
And so we have to legislate you out of existence, detransition you, silence you, kill you, or make you kill yourself, before you contaminate other girls. Obviously.
Unfortunately it seems your mom is heading down that same pipeline of ideas. It starts with "just asking questions" about assault rates and autism, and it leads to blackpilled deathcult ideology that aims to take as many people down with it when it sinks as possible. Im so sorry someone got their hooks into your family member. You shouldnt have to deal with deprogramming someone, or suffering their nonsense if they cant be deprogrammed. Thats not a fair burden to make you carry.


[–]torhysornottorhys [score hidden] an hour ago
Trans men are the most likely gender group to be sexually assaulted (>60%) but it's because we're trans, it's not why we're trans. Still, a lot of people think we decide to live as men because being a woman lead to being raped or is just worse because of misogyny. They don't believe that we believe ourselves to be men, they think we want to be men because cis men don't have to deal with misogyny. It's one of the reasons people get really mad when trans men talk about still experiencing misogyny and needing reproductive healthcare.


[–]buffandstealthy [score hidden] 1 hour ago
I had this random and uncomfortable question from my mom too.
Though, in my case, I think she found a note I had of what happened to a friend of mine who was SA'd and I think she was worried it happened to me, since there were no specifics on it (she didn't say this at the time tho, I just saw the note was missing weeks later and where she'd put it, so I pieced it together, but then it was difficult to bring this up since she wasn't honest about snooping in the first place). In the moment I was very confused of course, so I just said no, which is the truth.
I feel very uncomfortable with the thought that she still thinks I was SA'd but didn't tell her, and this is the reason I'm trans. I am very sure this is something she wonders about. We're not a very open family, so it's very difficult to directly talk about this, and it's something from a long time ago now anyway. I think about it occasionally and it feels so gross to me that in her mind, I was assaulted and this is why I am like this. But there's practically nothing I can do to undo this now unless she for some reason brings up the topic.


[–]Short-Platypus-9387 [score hidden] 59 minutes ago
The "mental illness" is caused by society, not the transness. I have absolutely zero issues with being trans. It's wonderful, beautiful, makes so much sense and feels so good. What causes the "mental illness" is constantly having your existence invalidated and living in a society not built for you and inherently violent toward you. How many of us lose our families, friends, jobs, partners, etc as a result of being trans? That's traumatic. Repeated over a lifetime, you'll definitely develop some solid depression and anxiety, among other things. Regarding the SA, isn't the statistic something like 1 in 4 women will be SA'd in their lifetime... which leaves a lot of FTM open to SA, but it also means a lot of cis women experience SA... and they don't end up as trans men. As others have noted, transitioning does not prevent SA anyway.

It's interesting how TIF's rant about women not viewing them as "men" compared to actual men.

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[Vampirella]

It's interesting how TIF's rant about women not viewing them as "men" compared to actual men.

And then they cry when women cross the street to get away from them. It's never enough.

 

[Comfy Summer]

Day to day, I rarely have had issues but this year has been especially rough. It’s now affecting my social football club which has had no issues with a (albeit stealth) trans lady in their team since I joined.

Oh yeah? Let's see how "stealth" this sir is:

Do People Deliberately Misgender You?

This is becoming more prevalent where I live. People mostly gender me right (female) but then some people who clock me will aggressively use he/him and recently, when asking where the toilets were someone said “the MENS are that way.”

Gets exhausting

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Abused on South Western Railway

Putting in a report now but need to vent.

A group of young women yelling slurs and laughing at me on my way home from shopping. Was one of the worst experiences of my life. I’m a decently passing trans woman and haven’t had this kind of shit in years. Others joined in.

EDIT: I was already in a rough time of my life and this feels like a huge punch to the gut. It's so isolating.

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And the best one:

A really weird realisation about being a larger trans woman in public…

I mostly pass (mtf) and while I’ve had some really unpleasant experiences, they have become rarer in public. However, I had an experience a week ago that really shook me.

I was minding my business after having some lunch and noticed a group of students (mixed gender) laughing at me and kind of gesturing my way.

I felt super uncomfortable and was thinking the usual things - are they clocking me? Is my makeup bad? Is something wrong with how I’m presenting etc. Here we go again sort of thing.

I walk away but the elevators are their direction so as I go passed them, I turn off what’s playing in my airpods and briefly catch wind of what they’re saying.

They weren’t clocking me as trans…. They were making fun of my weight just classic misogyny and fat shaming. I was so hung up on passing, I forgot that being a woman who is a bit heavier is also something mocked endlessly in our society.

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By his own admittion he is a large fatfuck who is constantly being clocked and humiliated by normal people. But sure thing sweetie, you're "stealth", the soccer ladies can't even tell lmao.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Eddie Izzard roared at some while physically charging them inside a women's bathroom and reported that their response was to scream and run away.

I think they were already outside of the bathroom, he was changing out of his women's clothing in there and they were following him down the street mocking him. So he started shouting at them and then they ran off because nobody wants to keep upsetting a crazy person.

 

[Julie Newmar]

I’m starting to realize that when any of these space alien freaks say “stealth,” that doesn’t mean unclockable. It’s just their way of saying they lie about it when pressed.

 

[Paper Machete]

I’m starting to realize that when any of these space alien freaks say “stealth,” that doesn’t mean unclockable. It’s just their way of saying they lie about it when pressed.

Not getting fag dragged in the Walmart parking lot counts as stealth to them.

 

[PP Police]

Does anyone have a reason for why troons are so drawn to these Anglo-Protestant denominations? Everytime I see a troon, theyre either totencord troonshine rapemutants or hulking next to some female "priest" with a bowl cut. It's so disproportionate.

It's because the mainline branches of those particular denominations are 'accepting' of LGBT people. The biggest ones besides Episcopalian (Anglican, but in the States) are Methodist, Lutheran, and Presbyterian. The decision to accept LGBT people in these denominations led to conservative groups splintering from them, the conservative PCA (Presbyterian Churches of America) splitting from the liberal PCUSA (Presbyterian Churches of the United States of America) in the 1970's for instance. For the most part Baptist churches and other smaller denominations including most non-denominational churches don't support troons or the gays. Even some Roman Catholic churches are warming up to accepting them, and I think it's only a matter of time before that happens.

Generally speaking if a mainline protestant church accepts female priest/pastors/ministers then they would welcome troons, if not accept a troon as one.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I’m starting to realize that when any of these space alien freaks say “stealth,” that doesn’t mean unclockable. It’s just their way of saying they lie about it when pressed.

They think irl stealth is like Metal Gear Solid where a vocal cue plays and the ambient music changes when you're clocked. In reality, people just scope out the hulking ogre in a dress through their peripheral vision because humans are pretty good at keeping an eye on threats without letting on that their guard is up. If you don't walk right up to one and shout "What's up, tranny!", they think they're slick.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Pooner wipes pussy with urinal cake, five months later learns that's not what they're for.

To the person who paid josh to get this posted up on the front page bulletin board, my eyes hate you for subjecting them to this

 

[Newton Pud]

this is one of the most viscerally disgusting things i've ever read. (this post is a year old but it just got sponsored lol)

I only read one sentence from the post (on KF, not Reddit) and I’m already in tears. These cunts live pitifully disgusting lives and hate you when you tell them, even nicely and patiently, that they are mentally ill degenerates and could not and will never be happy trying to be something that they are not.

 

[Pizza Time]

Lil Pooner has been going a bit viral on Xitter lately for posting a video of herself crying alone in a restaurant.

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[PP Police]

Lil Pooner has been going a bit viral on Xitter lately for posting a video of herself crying alone in a restaurant.
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I'm not going to say that is not something that men do, because sure, men experience low points in life. However, in no world could I see any guy I know (myself included) post that on fucking social media for everyone to see.

I would rather choke on my food and die than post something like that. This is just more evidence that pooners understand how to be men as well as troons understand how to be women: they don't. Just imagine you're eating your food and out of the corner of your eye you see what looks like a dude crying and you would be likely to think, 'damn, bro is really going through it.' And then you see that they're recording it. That's just fucking weird.

 

[Vampirella]

And then you see that they're recording it. That's just fucking weird.

It's very feminine.

 

[UsedUp]

Comment section is pretty funny

 

[Pizza Time]

I'm not going to say that is not something that men do, because sure, men experience low points in life. However, in no world could I see any guy I know (myself included) post that on fucking social media for everyone to see.

I would rather choke on my food and die than post something like that. This is just more evidence that pooners understand how to be men as well as troons understand how to be women: they don't. Just imagine you're eating your food and out of the corner of your eye you see what looks like a dude crying and you would be likely to think, 'damn, bro is really going through it.' And then you see that they're recording it. That's just fucking weird.

One of my favorite quote-retweets is "This is a woman (FtM trans) experiencing male social isolation without the male psychology that makes it survivable."