📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Waffle Iron said:
50 bucks he crushed on some girl in highschool that wear something like that. These people should just pay a hooker to dress up like a teen goth girl and fuck all their frustration out of their system. I'm sure 80% of these troonout cases can be cured this way.

I hate how trannies take over nerdshit. Play a female character? You're dysphoric. Like a story with a female lead character? You're a tranny. Like anime? You're an egg. Stormed barbie's mansion with your GI joes? Definitely a troon.
When I was a kid I had a Alice in wonderland picturebook which I really liked. I loved the imaginative places and events. Now I can't read her name without thinking about all the trannies that take her name.
If they just did what they said they were doing (trying to be left alone) I wouldn't have to hate them with the force of a thousand suns.
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I used to tase enemies in Siphon Filter until they burst into flames and turned black like so… is that spy dysphoria?
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cypocryphy said:
Pretty sure it wouldn't take until after sex for a man or lesbian to figure out something is up with that "vagina".
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Yeah this is a scenario that has never, ever occured. You can tell someone is trans before you take them home. This narrative that it's dangerous to reveal yourself is literally how a rapist would justify themselves.
 
Procopius said:
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Has this man ever spent time with a woman? Has he ever actually kissed anyone?
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Duck face fail. He has no idea how women do the duck face selfie.
Nanashi no kiwi said:
This troon's attempt to sound clever is immediately undermined by his not realizing that "sapien" isn't a word (Homo sapiens *is* the singular form).


>>>Labyrinth poster in bedroom
>>>selfies in wedding dress

This tranny has almost certainly tried to larp as Jennifer Connelly reenacting the opening scene from Labyrinth at some point, a thought which I find very depressing. (:_(
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FUCK you hit the nail on the head. The puffy shoulders, the opaque fabric, the floor length. I kind if want to see is he can figure out how to do her hair. (It was like the best thing about that outfit.)
 
Dolly Brooks said:
I thought “That’s the best comeback they could think of after all of that time spent in the shower?” But then I realized…
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It IS a joke
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+1 point for not choosing a ridiculous name
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-1 point for expecting me to call you Lauren with that face though, c’mon man
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Uh, excuse me? Did this tranny just assume their colleague has low EQ and isn't on the spectrum? Maybe HR should have a talk with them about being understanding about his coworker's special needs in the workplace.
 
Sean Andalou said:
"Managed to be pretty."
What an odd turn of phrase. :lit:

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It's always funny but also sad when conventionally attractive males try to transition. It's one thing when it's an obese loser or an middle aged fuck but it's another case entirely when it's a very regular normal looking young man. You already looked just fine, if not way better before your decision, why are you doing this to yourself and putting yourself through this idiotic self-enforced dysphoria? The title implies that he struggles with "looking pretty" but all I can think is that he could just quit the tranny bullshit the issues of "looking pretty" would instantly vanish because as a man he has no unattractive features and he wouldn't have to "manage" at all.
 
I'd love to hear the parents' version of events.

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I (28, ftm) am disowned by my parents. I was in denial that this would happen, but here we are.

In response to them driving 9.5 hours to confront me about being trans, I told them that this is who I am and that that isn’t going to change. They drove back home the same day. I wrote them a 7 page, single spaced paper explaining who I am. A month later, they sent back a vile, uneducated, and hateful message in response.

Where do i even go from here? I have a therapist. I have a supportive community. But dang. This sucks.
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Comments are supportive.
 
Syikeblade said:
No comments yet, but this sad pooner who doesn't like that her parents don't play by the rules when she's gone.

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The pube-beard tranny flag avatar is certainly a choice. But the being bothered by not being able to control others thoughts and actions really is a hallmark of trannydom. It's never "I'm a man and that's that" it's always "Others must think of me as a man".
 
gaysexenjoyer said:
AAAAAAHAHAHHAHA

Wait wait wait, so this troon was playing dnd with his dad and the dad set up a magic fountain, the troon had a bad roll on it, so then the dad decided that a bad roll would make the character troon out?

AND when the tranny said "erm well erm uh could we like uh not" the entire table was laughing too hard to even hear them?
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The troon was playing a specific one-shot adventure called Tomb of Horrors that is notorious for being deadly even to high-level characters. The dad would simply have been following a pre-set table for what happened based on a d20 dice roll (e.g. roll a 1, character dies instantly, roll a 2, character is transported to the beginning of the dungeon, etc).

The one-shot where this thing originally happened (the sex-change magic trap) was first written in 1975. It was updated recently and of course there is discussion from the trans brigade about how problematic it is and what happens if your character is non-binary.

Trans ideology ruins everything.
 
I was searching for any mention of Kiwi Farms on tranny subreddits, and I came across this. (I WASN'T GONNA REPLY TO ANYONE. I'M NOT GONNA DEFEND THIS SITE, FOR I KNOW THAT I AM NOT A SPOKESPERSON.)
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jesus its incredible how mentally ill and pathetic the entire site is... something that really amazed me is i kept seeing posters make fun of other posters for having "trolls remorse" (having basic empathy for another human...) so many posts blatantly making stuff up and putting words in a trannies mouth... i also saw several threads discussing turning trans women into cis women so they could be given to incels and increase the birth rate or whatever lmao i also kinda feel like theres a lot of reppers there sadly :( i saw a couple posts saying that they specifically browse the trans part of the site to decompress when they are sad and it kinda just reads as a repper digitally self harming to stop their tranny thoughts idk i kinda feel bad for a lot of them bc the entire site is quite literally designed to discuss hate... i cant imagine being an active user there i feel like a lot of them are insanely miserable :(
I think it's quite funny how they think we're pathetic even though they were searching a forum to find something to cut themselves to. :story:
Also a source would be nice for anything they said, but if they were said at all, they would probably be from 2015. Talk about putting words in someone's mouth.
 
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