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gaysexenjoyer said:
I don't think that most genderspecials are capable of such a thing anymore, and if they are they bury that shit deep down.
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Nah that shit is biological. That's not a psychological oops, that's just biology. Literally every man on earth becomes less disgusted when they're horny, that's kinda needed when we spent millennia fucking what was at the time an animal with the average indian hygiene levels. Your brain stops speaking so loud and lets your cock do it instead. Once your dick is finished your brain kicks back in and you get hit with that 'ewww that was gross I should go take a wash in the river or some shit'. Aside from instead of being disgusted by the fact your cock was 2inches from some shit stained asshole it's instead the entire person. It's not 'get away from the unwashed sweaty vagina and shitty asshole' by just moving your dick away but still loving the person that it's attached to, it's instead you are disgusted by the entire person, you want to get away from them as a whole instead of just the gross parts of them.
 
Jacknife said:
I swear to god these women are delusional, a guy who gas their first time is gonna be happy to get it over with
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nah that's that dumb yn mentality. if you have a choice between foody beauty or nothing, you'd likely pick nothing/ jackin it. you don't get no fucking big dick points for fucking that. women have different wiring and more room for fear, and if they have a hymen it can range to raw torturous agony, but the mental shit matters for men too. like if you had a son, you'd want them, ideally, if low chance, to have their first time with a long term friend/love after marriage. you likely wouldn't want to take them to amsterdam's red light district with a blank check at 16.

similar to women, first experiences really set in a lot mentally with self respect, expectations, and also opinion of the opposite sex. a woman should never go to a bar and just flirt with bubba to get it over with, and a man should not get with jolene, the chain smoker in the corner. by all means afterward if they want to be a fucking hedonist it's one thing, but having the wrong first time can be like self inflicted trauma as a baseline moving forward. if your first woman is a whore, you're likely to subconsciously consider most women whores, if your first is a very abusive man, likely to think all men are trash etc. can take long time to fix that shit if you even notice/are able.
 
Sean Andalou said:
Janitorial contractor working in a clothing store. Cleaning restrooms part of the job.
Big argument about him using the ladies' room, even though cleaning it is part of the job.
I wonder how it really went down. :christine:
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In socialist France it’s very hard to fire someone. As I understand it, employers have to petition some gov labor board to do that, and of course the process is difficult and slow. It’s not always successful either. I imagine that bullying at the workplace is common and not discouraged by management as a practical way to get around that. Especially when everyone agrees that the tranny must use the public restroom or find another job.
Kujo Jotaro said:
Pooner gets a taste of the true homosexual experience and is not feeling valid or comfy.
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Another LARPing moron FAFOs in a big and horrifying way. NGL, I shuddered reading that. Herpes is absolute misery for life.
 
You've heard of the euphemism treadmill, now get ready for the dysphoria treadmill: a TiF finds a new way to feel inferior to men, as if the be-all end-all of human success lies in the ability to take gluttonous gulps of air. Her fellow doodz in the comments are quick to try and check her on allegedly "phrenologic" thinking, though a couple claim they've developed a new insecurity thanks to OP. Anyone familiar with anachan mentalities will see exactly what's happening here...
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DAE have lung dysphoria?​

AFAB people who went through estrogen puberty will have a lower Vital Capacity than AMAB people who went through male puberty.
Discovered I have Vital Capacity 70% of what it should be for a cis male my size (dangerously low) , and 90% of what it should be for a cis female (in normal range.)
Vital Capacity is important for basically every aerobic sport and cannot be changed by hormones.
I’m frustrated that the female body in inherently inferior in everything except childbirth and avoiding X linked diseases.
I just feel hopeless. Like nothing I do will matter because of my sex. I try to compensate for my inherently inferior sex by doing the best I can in academics, by exercising, by working hard, but it doesn’t help me much.
I’m trying to be grateful. I could have leprosy or stone man disease or cancer, or be born somewhere and sometime other than I was, etc. But I’m not very good at being grateful, even though I try very hard to be.
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A rose by any other name: after floating the idea of changing her name to fucking "Vernon" in 2025, a FTM endures some T4T PVP when her skirt-wearing sweetheart states that saying such syllables during sex is simply stomach-turning.
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Girlfriends reaction to potential name kind of stung…​

Not sure what I’m looking for with this. I guess I kind of want reassurance that I’m feeling too much about it.
Today I told my gf about a potential name I liked that’s more masculine and her response really hurt me. She acted kind of grossed out by it, and when I asked why she said “Is that really what you want me moaning during (ykw)”
For context, the name is Vernon. I like older names and my name right now is very androgynous, I want something outright masculine. I know she didn’t mean any harm by it, she’s transgender too, but it still gave me this disgusting feeling that my identity should revolve around what she finds attractive. Like thanks, I tell you a name I like and your first thought is about how it sounds during sex, not how I like it.
I know I’m being dramatic. I have issues with ex-partners trying to fit me into a mold and control how I express my gender. I know this isn’t something I should assume she’s doing but I’m not gonna lie, it did hurt.
It’s a name I’ve been considering for a while and especially resonates with me. She knows this. For context, within the conversation I wasn’t asking for advice or a reaction, I straight up said “I like this name, I’ve been considering it for a long time.” She’s told me several names she’s considered that I didn’t like and I never reacted that way.
Anyways, just a small rant to get my feelings out and see if anyone’s been through something similar. I love my girlfriend and she’s very sweet. And yes, I’m aware it’s not that serious lol I’m just kind of getting my emotions out about it.
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A li'l dood is bested by a bunch of rugrats, curtan-climbers and ankle-biters because they've cottoned on quite quickly that the fastest way to bother this emperor is to point out that she's actually an empress, and after merely three days she's already questioning whether she has what it takes to survive child education as a field. I like the part where she says she likes being called a man the way a boat is a girl, because I don't even know what the fuck that means. Do nautical vessels feel gender affirmation? And if so, why don't they feel any other emotions, which I feel would more likely be bloodlust and delusions of grandeur? Puzzling.
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Brutally honest children​

Hello, fellow humans.
Let me provide a little background and context before I proceed. I'm 25, I've been on T, but lost access because my doctor mistook me asking for a break as me wanting to quit. I have a new appointment to get back on T in 2027. Yes, I do hate that. I have a bachelor's degree in pedagogy/early childhood education. As a result, I just got a job in a preschool. On top of that, my hair is long and I am heavily pierced in my face and ears.
Now. As I mentioned, I just got a job at a preschool. My first day was Wednesday, and my new coworkers are incredibly nice and very diverse. I haven't told them I'm trans, but they can most likely hear it on my voice, as I wasn't on T long enough for it to significantly change. I don't think it'd make a difference for them either way.
The children, however, are a different story. They took one good look at me on my first day, and despite my very stereotypical dude-bro name, they all collectively decided that I'm a woman. They use feminine pronouns when they refer to me, and they've tried calling me girl names, to figure out if they can call me that instead.
My coworkers have been telling the children to stop, and so have I. I've tried telling them, that some boys just have long hair and earrings, and that some men just don't have deep voices.
They're not budging.
It's been 3 days like this now, and I really thought my skin was tougher than this, but it has been getting to me. I'm already incredibly self conscious about everything I do or say being too feminine, and I feel so stupid about it, since I am masculine-leaning gender fluid and also very against gender norms and gendered society as a whole. I wrote my entire BA about this, and how gender norms and stereotypes are harmful. I like being called a man, the same way a boat is a girl. So it shouldn't get to me. My coworkers keep telling me that the children are just testing my limits, and that they don't see why they're even like this at all.
Am I even ready for a job like this? How do I convince them that yes, their new slightly feminine heavily pierced teacher, is in fact a "man"? Has anyone been in similar situations?
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Lastly, this rant is a worthwhile read for anybody whose particular flavor of transphobia focuses on inequality in sports - this FTM is downright fuming over the notion that we should keep leagues sex-segregated and offers a myriad of reasons as to why this is an injustice, such as "ackshully, transition basically melts our fucking bones so we don't have any advantages" and "the very idea that we should have trans-only leagues hurts our feelings super duper bad, so stop being meanies and let us do whatever we want." Truly a thought-provoking essay penned by the Frederick Douglass of sporty poons (Spoonacuses?).
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I can't stand how much transphobia there is around sports​

It's absolutely infuriating to see how much support transphobes get when it comes to the sparse handful of trans athletes being openly discriminated against because "waaah they have unfair biological advantages/disadvantages!!!1!"
I've read so many goddamned studies that show that the only real difference that can be reliably tracked when it comes to advantages us trans folks have in sports are primarily found in prepubescent and early puberty age kids with bodies that aren't ready for hormonal transition. I'm almost 2 weeks in recovering from my bottom surgery, and it just boils my blood to see how casually supported transphobes are when it comes to pushing us out of virtually any competitive sport, and I know it's entirely because of the rise of politically-sanctioned hate that makes these cowardly shitheads feel brave enough to flaunt their uninformed bullshit and receive open support for it.
They don't know that when you have your hormone-producing gonads removed and go on HRT, your organs and bones still deteriorate. Muscle and fat redistribute according to your transition. Ousting the ovaries still requires some degree of estrogen and progestin HRT in addition to T in order to keep your heart from failing and your bones from disintegrating. These rabid, hateful pricks need to just shut the fuck up and actually do some research into what transitioning, especially after years of gender-affirming surgeries and HRT, can actually do to your body and how competing in the gender-specific leagues that we should have access to doesn't really pose all of these "unfair advantages and disadvantages". It only gives MAGA and their hateful campaigns targeting us more justification to continue attacking, harassing, and ostracizing us from doing the things we love.
That insufferable video of the ciswoman fencer taking a knee and refusing to compete against a transwoman is making the rounds, and seeing the massive number of upvotes on comments fully supporting barring transwomen makes me want to put my head through a wall. Meanwhile, transmen like us are fobbed off and told to just compete in "open" divisions in sports or start our own trans-only leagues, like there are so many of us out there inundating and violating their precious cis-only spaces that we even COULD do that, nevermind how the very notion of trans-only sports leagues can be completely fucking invalidating to the reason we transition and fight so hard to be our true selves, inside and out.
It's just not fair. Access to sports can be so, so affirming to transmen, and also helps us maintain bone and cardiovascular health for those of us that don't want to keep our ovaries and struggle with staying healthy in the long-term. We should not have to sacrifice practicing and competing in sports we love because the pitiful amount of medical research out there suggests we might have advantages and disadvantages in competing with cismen based on how our bodies were forced to develop earlier in our lives. I have never once heard of trans folks from either side of the aisle "taking advantage" of our rightful gendered leagues and totally dominating any and all cis competitors. I have, however, seen plenty of cis athletes with stellar performance records find that they have unique genetic traits that give them a natural biological advantage, but nobody demands that cis people with advantageous genes compete in their own genetic-advantage-specific leagues to make it "fairer" on athletes that don't possess those.
It's always, always targeted at us, as though HRT is the same as taking steroids like human growth hormone to gain an edge or doping to outperform other athletes in cardio-heavy sports. And it just fucking sucks, dammit. It just sucks. Right now I can't even go out and buy groceries without being accosted by a sudden tidal wave of transphobic "petitioners" demanding signatures to keep trans kids out of sports in my town ever since legislation was passed that branded us domestic terrorists. There was NEVER this kind of crap smacking me in the face before then. Literally every major supermarket in my area has some assclown demanding signatures, and so I've resorted to just ordering groceries because I can't stand the hateful rhetoric shoved in my face when all I wanna do is buy some stupid overpriced eggs. I hate how self-professed "progressives" and "allies" reveal their true colors when the subject of sports comes up.
Rant over. gfdi.
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Poon said:
Access to sports can be so, so affirming to transmen, and also helps us maintain bone and cardiovascular health for those of us that don't want to keep our ovaries
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You can jog in the park or skip ropes at home. No MAGA can stop you.

Poon said:
as though HRT is the same as taking steroids like human growth hormone.
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Human growth hormone is not a steroid, but your HRT is an anabolic steroid specifically banned in sports.

Vampirella said:
Then I looked it up and there's a KPop band or something with a member named Vernon.
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Apustajan apustaja said:
The US looked into the posibility of a gay bomb in the 90's. I'm sure they would tell us if they had a working prototype. ROGD can't possibly be fallout from that...we're all just boiling frogs in the gay chemicals by now....must remeber to buy more tinfoil and canned food.

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Based on what I know about ancient homo military tactics IIRC, this would have the opposite effect. Soldiers would fight harder to protect their lovers.
 
I'm almost 2 weeks in recovering from my bottom surgery, and
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… this troon spent the last two weeks stewing over why he can’t get into a more favorable league for running the marathon (?)
Can you even run anywhere after SRS without tearing all that shit open?
I wrote my entire BA about this, and how gender norms and stereotypes are harmful. I like being called a man, the same way a boat is a girl.
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Ahaha wtf sending this to random.txt
Vampirella said:
The first thought that came to mind was "Why is she naming herself after a city in Texas?" Then I looked it up and there's a KPop band or something with a member named Vernon.
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My first thought was
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graywolf88 said:
What was this pooner expecting?
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IRL yaoi
Two Frogs said:
This is actually incredibly sad, when you think about it. This young woman has been socially manipulated into thinking she's a man when she's never even had sex before.
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And her first time was just a gay man confirming that he is indeed gay.
>woah pussy is so weird bro
>okay we're done
 
Sean Andalou said:
i live in France and this is probably with Germany one of the most trans friendly countries in Europe.
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I want to know where does he find his sources for this because whatever the government says French people are not having it. To his defense our national sport is "taking the piss by playing dumb" which may be a little too subtle for the real doods & gurls.
As @Anasa Tristis pointed out firing someone for being an asshole is hard here, so my guess is he was actually a huge creepy pain in the ass, ignored all the don'ts and small criticisms on purpose, and they tried to cut him off by saying to him the hard truth first then pushing him harder when he didn't back off. Like, take the hint bro.
At least no one staged something to professionally fuck him up, that's how honest we are.
 
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