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Sean Andalou said:
I looked and couldn't find any. I should have mentioned that. ;)
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Big Shot said:
Do genderspecials and pooners really expect you to memorize a laundry list of retarded acronyms and terminology before talking to them?
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And by the time they’re adopted by a significant enough portion of the population, they’re considered “offensive” and they change it to some other dumb shit. Anything that allows normal people to accurately describe reality is problematic and bigoted.
 

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Gardener King said:
Some troon wrote a ridiculous 24 page "peer-reviewed" academic article about "Puppygirls" back in May and it received some attention on Twatter. The paper basically argues for trans-speciesm.
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This is the esteemed author of this 'academic paper', Jay Szpilka.
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Stabby_Pencil said:
Academic papers need to go back to having standards. Very strict standards.
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Unfortunately, it’s the in thing to have PhDs write their papers on the pet subculture they’re involved in. ‘Lived experience’ trumps any other form of vaguely scientific analysis. Of course, it all becomes one huge masturbation session where the author can then claim to be a published scientist and their ridiculous extended diary entry quoted as ‘fact’.

I hate modern academia with a passion.
 
Job seeker seeks advice. 8)

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I just finished my education three months ago in social media marketing, something I thought there would be jobs in. Now I've been unemployed for those three months.

Trouble is that most of my CV has references to my lgbt identity, and one clearly to my trans identity. First one is helping to run a LGBT youth program while I was studying, the second mentions me being lead media responsible at a trans pride. Both volunteer, and I've been asked to return to both projects.

And sure, my country might have anti discrimination laws, but those can only be reported on, if it's obvious. I'm scared I might never be able to afford surgery if I don't get a job.
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Question for folks here of whatever persuasion:
Ever put anything about your sexuality on your job application? :lit:
 
Gardener King said:
Some troon wrote a ridiculous 24 page "peer-reviewed" academic article about "Puppygirls" back in May and it received some attention on Twatter. The paper basically argues for trans-speciesm.
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https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/08164649.2025.2556256#d1e372 https://archive.is/mM1Jt

This is the esteemed author of this 'academic paper', Jay Szpilka.
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I remember smug young me not believing in the "slippery slope" theory back in the days. Time sure fly!
Also this thing is written like a journo article and I hate it.
 
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Honestly thought this was a prank at first, but nope, he’s serious
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Porn addiction, binge-purge cycle.
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Helping minors find a new place in Pittsburgh to help them fuck up their bodies, v thoughtful
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What too much sand does to a MFer
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I couldn’t figure out if he has a wife and kids or if it’s his parents begging him not to troon out
 
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I just finished my education three months ago in social media marketing, something I thought there would be jobs in.
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No dear. If you believe in this I have a stinkditch to sell you. Even gynecologists can't tell!
 
Sean Andalou said:
Ever put anything about your sexuality on your job application? :lit:
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"Yes, I'd love to work as a <HIGH_LEVEL_POSITION> at <FORTUNE_500_COMPANY>; My skillset is rich in both width and depth, and I have no doubt that it, along with the experience I've accumulated during my career, would be beneficial to the development and growth of this company. By the way, I love me some long-legged gingers, pale brunettes, FAT FUCKING TIDDIES, and am highly partial to bush. Oh, I'm also doing AI classes on Coursera."
 
In pursuit of peace and happiness, a tranny has set his career ablaze and - worse than that - doesn't even have a feminine visage to show for it after 3 years of trying. The appalling part of this post is that this spoiled child of 30-something-years-old thinks he could cack it as a tranny hooker after having worked as a senior level corporate executive! What do they put in troon juice that leads to such delusions? Because that could seriously be the opiate the masses could use right now.
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Failed transition after 3 years - non-passing trans woman​

My transition has failed and that's mostly due to medical reasons that are too complex to get into here. But basically - after 3 years of transitioning from a good looking man to a non-passing trans woman, my life has deteriorated dramatically.
I've lost two jobs because of transphobia and I'm currently unemployed.
I'm a corporate executive, senior level, but my industry is extremely transphobic so I'm in complete limbo. I have a loving girlfriend but that's it.
I've considered:
  • Sex work: heard it's really hard though
  • Regular work: but my industry is transphobic so my only option would be taking some basic job just to survive (no money saved for FFS that way)
I'm a transgender woman of colour so this makes everything worse. I'm in my 30s so I've really had enough time to experiment with life. I just want to live a happy life and pass.
Is there any way I can do this while not passing? (At least while saving for the ffs)? Is there anyone here who can share their experience? Like actually share what worked for them?
I'm tired and I need real talk from people who get it.
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Shutdown breakdown: a MTF is despondent that nobody in his life seems to share his anxiety around the state of the U.S. government despite the fact that from the sounds of it, the real reason Baby's been put in the corner is because he's a dickweed who myopically puts how hard it is to be a dude in a dress in Current Year above anything else. By the way, the part where he "can't forgive" his parents for their mistreatment of him? What actually happened was that they figured out he was a troon early on and simply didn't say anything about it until he came out about it first, thus stalling his chance at a pediatric transition. Yes, truly such vile treatment he's endured, the poor dear.
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This government shutdown crap has broken me completely and I can't stop spiraling​

Today my lovely fiancee took me out and for the first time I managed to wear and outfit that made me actually feel like me. It felt like a dream looking in the mirror and actually wanting to take photos of how feminine and cute I looked. It was all great until my dumbass looked at the news.
Why is this happening? Why do they hate us so much? I was finally coming out of my shell and reconnecting with friends I pushed away due to my dysphoria. Now I just want to self isolate again. What's even the point? I barely started hrt in April and I got super lucky with how fast my body has reacted. I have boobs, soft skin, and a more feminine shape overall. I'm actually looking in the mirror again, taking cute pictures, and going on fun nice long walks and now it feels like it's all going to be taken away.
I would rather die than ever be forced to be a man ever again. I was already robbed of a childhood, my teenage years and my college years. I just want to enjoy being a woman in her mid twenties and now I might be robbed of that too. I'm so alone. My fiancee doesn't understand how scary this is for me and keeps making general "it'll be okay" comments while ignoring any plans I make to try and keep my hrt. I am beyond panicked and frustrated but I have nobody else. My parents accept me but I can't forgive them for how they treated me and my friends aren't even really my friends. They used to be until I pushed them away and I'm barely reaching back out to salvage anything.
How do I keep staying positive and keep holding on to hope? Especially when I'm so isolated. I'm sorry if this vent/rant was all over the place. I just worked a night shift and I'm not in the best state of mind. Thank you for putting up with my spiraling
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A FTM's dreams of being a family man are dashed when her girlfriend leaves her even after all the talk about having children together. This sends OP into an alcoholic stupor - made worse by the fact that her ex has now blocked her and is shacking up with a real dude, which she finds uniquely agonizing as "she could have a child with this man at any given moment now." The pooner obsession with pregnancy will never not be weird to me.
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My gf broke up with me. I’m devastated - nsfw lots of cussing..​

For context: I’m 30 turning 31 next month. “Cis passing” bearded trans man. Been on T for 8 years next month. I’m stealth..
My gf broke up with me 3 months ago. Honestly im still beyond devastated…. Im having such a hard time keeping myself together. Im left shattered….. I wanted a family, we were planning a family, talking about a family, we had an appointment to see a family planning counselor and getting my eggs frozen….. I wanted a daughter or child that looked just like her. We talked about this so many times. I remember having dreams of a holding a beautiful baby, just feeling so fucking happy and complete. I walk around and see people my age with their children and families. I feel so fucking lonely and it’s a reminder that I’m some kind of freak.
I genuinely feel like I don’t deserve to be loved ever again. I genuinely feel as though I don’t deserve to experience having a family and being a dad……
The amount of times she told me that I would be a wonderful father. 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
At first I was okay. Going to the gym, eating healthy, I wasn’t drinking….. then I started drinking. I went off the rails. My behavior became erratic. Just unpredictable, I went off the fucking rails man. She ended up blocking me because she told me she’s seeing somebody new…. I’ve been getting drunk and calling her.. I found out she she’s with a cis man…..
I’m beyond shattered. That twisted the knife. I truly hate myself. The hoops I have to jump through…. And she could have a child with this man at any given moment now…..
I don’t know what to do with myself. I’m in therapy. It’s twice a week. I’m getting sent to psych because they want me to start meds.. I can’t get a grip of myself. I go to the gym a lot. I go on lots of walks. I have supportive friends. I know I need to stop drinking…. I’m just shattered. I’m so hurt. I’m beyond hurt. I feel betrayed. I don’t know what to do with myself guys…. I’m exhausted, and I’m just beyond hurt….
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There needs to be a moratorium on troons 'n' poons - especially poons - claiming to be stealth and then complaining about being clocked. If people can tell you're not who you say you are, you are not stealth! Also, this story gets funnier when you learn that OP works at Lowe's - you're seriously expecting men who work at a handyman's store are going to care about your genderfeels? (Yes, actually, she does, given that she had similar complaints back when she worked at Home Depot.)
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Got outed​

So I am cis passing and stealth. I haven’t changed my legal name but I have changed my gender marker. So I am a manager at a big box retailer, and one of my associates recently found out (idk how) that I am in fact trans and has been spreading it across the store. He also has now twice referred to me as a tranny. I have brought it up with corporate and higher senior management and the most they can come up with is “I’m sorry this is happening to you” so honestly I’m not sure what to do from here. Do I continue to work here with everyone now knowing? Do I wait to see how HR will respond? This has never happened to me before so openly so I’m just rather lost.
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Jerk It Out: a TiF can't chronically masturbate because she keeps feeling too bad about herself both during and after the process. I find it very repulsive how frequently they liken their testosterone-heightened desires to the developing sexuality of teenage boys, but objectifying the bodies and experiences of minors seems to be commonplace for the last letter in the rainbow alphabet.
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i just wanna jerk my shit. (serious) (NSFW)​

I can't even goon without feeling extreme dysphoria during/afterwards. Didn't bother me as much when i was younger but it's getting harder to ignore. it feels unnatural to touch myself in any other way. Feels so gross when i put anything inside me. it pisses me off so much. I am literally a horned up teenage boy with no dick to jerk. This is hell. Grinding with jeans on is my current go-to but that shit gets tiring after a while. Anyone else relate?
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A pungent pooner can't manage to convince her girlfriend to chow down on her clambake, though her girlfriend tries to evade the request by claiming it puts her in a position of dominance she finds unappealing. Anyone who has been around women on testosterone can attest to the fact that it has a certain... overwhelming quality to body odor in spite of how rigorously one may attempt to maintain cleanliness, so I think even if OP is accurately reporting her hygiene practices, there's little recourse but to cease the steroidal abuse entirely if she wants this carpet munched.
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I’m FTM. My GF Doesn’t Want To Go Down On Me.​

Hello! I’m looking for some relationship advice — I know this isn’t the typical place you’d see this but I was hoping for a trans-sensitive response <sup>;</sup>
Basically, I’ve been dating L for a year. I’m trans (pre-T pre everything), she’s cisgender. I have naturally higher testosterone than L, so I sweat a lot more, tend to be smellier, etc. I shower most everyday and try to keep up with my hygiene routine more intensively as a result of this. Over the course of our relationship I’ve accidentally become a “stone top” when I don’t exactly want to be one. I would say I actually am more of a switch, but my gf has made it clear she doesn’t want to strap me down anytime soon. Ok. Sure. I can live without that. The problem that has arose though is that she doesn’t want to touch me at all. Like, doesn’t even want to use her fingers to touch me on the outside, let alone do anything inside with fingers or use her mouth. I’m in a bit of a predicament because her reason behind this is that being dominant in any way makes her feel uncomfortable and out of control. She doesn’t like that she doesn’t know what she’s doing, as I’m always the one doing these things for her; she also said she doesn’t like the way I taste or smell. I’ve tried to live with this so far but I feel a little blindsided because the system we have now is a vibrator+strap on combination for me, which is fun most of the time, but sometimes I just want the intimacy of being taken care of as well as not having to worry about being the giver. Her reasoning about the way I smell/taste makes me feel bad about myself just in general because it’s a little out of my control if I’m showering everyday, but it also makes me insecure that she doesn’t want me because of the genitalia I unfortunately have. Part of the problem as well is that I don’t really see where she’s coming from, as I also feel the same way as she’s described a lot of the time, but it’s just something I’ve chosen to power through because I want to make my partner feel good and loved and all that stuff. This has been difficult to deal with and express because I don’t want to make her do something without consenting and I’ve been gaslighting myself into feeling like I’m sexually pressuring her; but at the same time it really sucks feeling like my needs aren’t being met, as well as all the stuff I mentioned before that make me feel as though the reason she doesn’t want to “be dominant” is because I’m trans. Everything I’ve said here I’ve talked to her about already but we haven’t really made any headway. Are my feelings valid? What would be a good course of action, if any?
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This WOC (Wife of Color) has been having problems with a dead bedroom because her idiot white husband straight up refuses to touch her genitals despite the fact that he's perfectly happy for her to take care of his needs. The twist here is that he's not a secret homosexual - in fact, he has no interest in cock and balls - yet OP reports in a comment that he seems straight up reluctant to touch her genitals whatsoever. OP, please know that situations like yours are covered under Pickle's Law, so expect a sack of doorknobs to your domicile within the next 10-14 business days.
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NSFW, my wife of 5+ years doesn't want to touch me and it makes me sad​

Throwaway account: I, non-white, cisgender (F) who has been with my wife who is white, trans, ADHD and autistic for over 5 years, and my wife feels uncomfortable touching my vulva to this day and it makes me feel emotionally very sad and I cry over it privately.
This is such a small and personal issue in the political landscape right now, everything is very scary, but I wanted to vent my feelings to see if I could get any advice or comfort.
Initially we started our relationship with the intention that wife wants to break out of her shell and try new things, and I am very experimental with trying new things so we balance each other out in a way.
Wife has stagnated a lot, she does try new foods every now and then but rarely, and we don't often have sex but if we do she almost never touches my vulva. I've told her it makes me sad and she has been making an effort but it also makes me feel embarrassed and a bit upset that we're 5+ years into our relationship and having this problem.
Wife also has really been really struggling with her ADHD and does not seem the most receptive to trying new medicine because she doesn't want to 'experiment with' her body (negative connotation)
I have a higher drive then her, but we're both pretty low energy and disabled in different ways so we don't usually have intimate sessions that end in orgasm. A lot of the times it gets intimate but we're too tired to go further, & Ihave no issues with interacting with her genitals, I'm enthusiastic about her so it makes me sad she doesn't feel the same.
We're both lesbians and she's not into other transwoman, nor does she like interacting with penis. I'm not planning on ending our relationship over this but lately I've been reflecting on this and feel emotionally devastated.
Please feel free to ask any additional questions.
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A FTM and what I can only assume is the most exhausting theyfab of all time are having issues in the bedroom because OP's history of being quiet about her own desires is making the autist she's shtupping get too much upsetti shredded into her spaghetti. This post is essentially the psychological profile of your average Portlander in a nutshell - highlights include describing the silent treatment as "sexual bullying," the implication that not asking for things directly is "violent" and that putting one's own needs on the backburner revokes the ability for one to "consent accurately." God, I would love to be a fly on the wall to any therapist forced to engage with these loons!
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Seeking Trans Masc Support Around Sex and Intimacy​

CW: trauma, CPTSD
I’m really hoping to find some community regarding healing trauma as it relates to sex and intimacy. Here’s some context, and I will try to make it as succinct as possible:
I’m 33, queer, and trans masc (ftm), and my partner is 44, queer, and non-binary. This is the healthiest and most mature relationship I have been in. Through conflict with my partner I am more aware of how unhealthy some of my behaviours are, how much I have still to grow, how thoroughly I have self-abandoned in the past, and how I have very intense fears about communicating my needs plainly.
Before this relationship I had a habit of pursuing cis women, often younger than me, and enjoyed the dynamic (and the ego/power) of being the most sexually adventurous and mature. However, these dynamics made me feel as though they wished I were just a cis man, and/or that I was being used for them to understand their queerness (or that’s the story I told myself based on our interactions), and it created a dynamic of me feeling like my needs weren’t valid, and that I wasn’t being seen. I didn’t realize I would assume the role of pleasing other people, and would put my needs on the backburner…it was a self-fulfilling prophecy that my needs didn’t matter.
Now I have met the love of my life, and this is the first time that I am in the position of being the less sexually mature one. It is completely surprising to find out in real time that I just don’t know how to communicate my needs plainly, and of course I don’t! This is made a bit more complicated with dysphoria and some shame - I have had issues around not being able to orgasm, and had a lot of anger and frustration around feeling like there was something wrong with my body, that it “should” be able to do things, and shame that it wasn’t doing them.
I am finding out I suppress my feelings (thinking Im too sensitive and its a “me” problem), and instead of asking for things, I suppress my needs and it comes out sideways when I can no longer pretend I’m fine. I think subconsciously I believe if my partner sees I’m upset they will inquire and this will prompt conversation. This has been pointed out to me, and my partner takes my upset or frustration at myself, the situation, or at them as sexual bullying. To them, if I haven’t plainly asked for something, it’s unhealthy to then get upset, especially since they can’t intuit something is up. They’re autistic (as am I), and they feel it’s violent for me to not ask for things plainly.
We have broken up once before because of this - particularly around me having an issue around sex stuff, not communicating it, us still having sex, them finding out about it later, and feeling like their ability to consent accurately was taken away. When they explain it to me like this, it does seem quite fucked up. They have a history of sexual trauma and abuse, and I want to be a healthier person for them (and myself). My behaviour is not malicious, but it’s still hurting them (and myself and our relationship). My ego then comes in to defend my intentions, and I double down on them instead of apologizing. I already feel so much shame. I want to say “Im the one hurting! This isn’t about you!” But I think that’s the problem. I am so wrapped up in my own hurt, shame, past trauma, dysphoria, low self-esteem, etc that I can’t see how it may be affecting my partner until after the fact, and until after they have explained their hurt feelings and why they’re justified, regardless of my intentions. I desperately want to have a fun and healthy sex life with them, and I fear if I don’t get it together around this, it’s going to cause yet another (and possibly final) break up.
I’ve felt very alone in this which has just perpetuated my shame around continuing to hurt my partner. Any and all advice is welcome. Have other trans masc folks experienced this? How have you been able to overcome it?
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I just finished my education three months ago in social media marketing, something I thought there would be jobs in.
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Right from the start, proof that the poster is retarded.

Trouble is that most of my CV has references to my lgbt identity, and one clearly to my trans identity. First one is helping to run a LGBT youth program while I was studying, the second mentions me being lead media responsible at a trans pride. Both volunteer, and I've been asked to return to both projects.
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Yeah, get bent.
 
Sean Andalou said:
Job seeker seeks advice. 8)

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Question for folks here of whatever persuasion:
Ever put anything about your sexuality on your job application? :lit:
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I mean, who want to hire someone who's CV consists of them being a professional faggot?
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Honestly thought this was a prank at first, but nope, he’s serious
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Porn addiction, binge-purge cycle.
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I couldn’t figure out if he has a wife and kids or if it’s his parents begging him not to troon out
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After 1 year of HRT, he now looks like Jason Thor Hall.
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UK Troon is unhappy about his Member of Parliament's lack of support.

Another useless copy and paste response
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The final line had me howling.

"Thank you for contacting me about the EHRC’s draft code of practice. Can I also thank you for your patience. As you can imagine, I receive hundreds of emails everyday so it can take some time to reply to each of them individually. However, I am pleased I can now reply to yours.

I strongly believe trans people deserve safety, dignity and respect. Everyone should be able to live free from intimidation or abuse. I remain committed to building a fairer, more inclusive society and to standing up for our marginalised communities.

In its April ruling, the Supreme Court stressed that its role was to interpret the legal meaning of sex under the Equality Act 2010, not to determine arguments in the public domain on issues of sex and gender. It concluded, within the context of this Act, sex refers to biological sex.

I sincerely appreciate the judgment has caused concern, and I know I’ve written to many constituents who are concerned about how it will impact themselves or their families. Ministers have emphasised that while single-sex spaces must be safeguarded, trans people must also be protected. Importantly, this judgment does not alter the fact that trans people remain a protected group under the Equality Act 2010 and should be able to live their lives free from harassment and discrimination- this is really key, and I do want to assure you I will continue to support them through this.

As you mentioned, the Equality and Human Rights Commission recently held a consultation on its draft Code of Practice for services, public functions and associations. This code is provided to help relevant organisations ensure they can comply with the Equality Act, including access to single-sex spaces.

As MPs, it is part of our role to make sure a diverse range of voices are heard, including the trans community. Ministers made it clear to the Equality and Human Rights Commission that the consultation had to be meaningful and properly engage with affected groups. I understand more than 50,000 people responded to the consultation, and that the Commission met with people representing affected protected characteristic groups, as well as parliamentarians.

The Commission has committed to carefully reviewing the information it received during this process and amending the draft code where it believes it is required. After this, it will be submitted to our Government for consideration.

The approval process for an updated draft code does not automatically require a parliamentary debate to be held. If our Government approves the code, Parliament has 40 days in which to consider it and if neither of the Houses of Parliament passes a resolution disapproving it, it will come into force. Our Government has given assurances that when we scrutinise the code, we will consider equality impacts in line with the Public Sector Equality Duty and will ensure people have appropriate access to crucial services."

So many words to say absolutely nothing. I know damn well they're not going to do shit but I'm going to keep annoying them anyway
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Ha ha, little do these cis people suspect that I, a trans woman, possess the power of annoyance!!!
 
Jhonson the Two said:
I remember smug young me not believing in the "slippery slope" theory back in the days. Time sure fly!
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It's not a slippery slope if it was part of the program all along.
But that makes it a "hidden agenda" accusation. A conspiracy theory if you will. ;)

The slippery slope fallacy really means something in the context of formal logic, but it is deliberately misapplied as a supposed refutation of someone impugning their motives. You can't really have a proper formal debate with someone whose opening gambit is slander.

OK I'll say it before someone else does ==> :politisperg:

Back on track now ...
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The appalling part of this post is that this
spoiled child of 30-something-years-old
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The usual career path of a tranny hooker is dead before thirty. :christine:
 
Sean Andalou said:
"I kinda hope I dropped into male range and gave her a surprise as I passed"
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This shit is why I will never believe a tranny is oppressed. They can literally go back to being a normal male and enjoy the social benefits of being a man any time they want, and in fact they do this without hesitation when it comes to asserting themselves over women. Its a real "have your cake and eat it too" situation.
 
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