📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Mellow Malevolent]

Alexithymia, also called emotional blindness, is a neuropsychological phenomenon characterized by significant challenges in recognizing, sourcing, and describing one's emotions.

Common, but not exclusive to autism. It's not that people suffering from it don't have feelings, It's at the mechanisms for meaning and inference of those emotions is noisy or distorted. Even normal humans, as I've said previously, are not reliable narrators of their own internal states, people with alexithymia are much more so unreliable. Which is why the whole troon solution is such a problem, because you have a group of people who are already have trouble navigating their internal emotional realm, but trust that this new revelation somehow cuts through the noise in a a way that cuts to some core emotional truth, versus just another misunderstood signal. They're exactly the type of person to mistake a dopamine rush of seeking something as finally being able to feel

 

[Fruit Flies]

That ex-husband has the story of the year for his friends. "You know the crazy bitch I was married to? She got so crazy she cut her tits off". Great way to shed any leftover feelings.

If seeing someone you once loved troon out has any upside, it’s definitely being the final nail-in-the-coffin towards finally moving on. Guy I dated for over half a decade went full femboy discord kitten “t girl” not even two months after dumping me, and finding out in hindsight has been weirdly cathartic. Really evaporated any lingering grief and anger, feel more like I dodged a .50 cal bullet

 

[Robot Gentleman]

Day after day, the need for men is replaced by technology. If we aren't even needed to save a woman from a creepy-crawly, what's left for us?
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Satire. This guy is an anti-trans shitposter.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

'you ever get misgendered when you obviously pass?'
If you pass then how the fuck can you be misgendered? If no one knows that you are trans then how the fuck can someone tell you are trans? If you look like a man why the fuck would you ever be called a woman? There are two situations here, something is wrong with that first sentence the only options are either that you do pass and it wasn't misgendering (saying you two ladies as a joke which is not uncommon over here at least) or it's the opposite and the passing part is the wrong bit.

Nope. My fault. Sorry when I hear someone say 'I have a beard' I think of a mirror, I think someone with an actual fucking beard. I had more facial hair as a fucking 12 year old than she does. Who could have guessed a 'beard' is just some wispy chin hair? I mean with the image thumbnailed you cannot even see this 'beard'. Also no man would leave that btw.
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Yep, pube beard. Sorry, ma'am, but I don't think you pass as well as you think.

This made me laugh. Anything that lets troons know what the world actually thinks of them.

Other than anger, disappointment, and despair, I have never felt anything like this pre-hrt. I thought emotions were a conclusion you came to, a logical processing where you go like "Ah, they said something kind, you should smile to seem social". I've always felt completely numb or negative in the past, and didn't know just existing could be pleasant. Even though I look like a man still, I can look in the mirror and smile back at myself, I actually feel comfortable in my own brain for the first time in my life!

I know they're called "feelings" but I didn't ever think that you'd actually FEEL THEM.

Did anyone else experience this? Do cis women feel this way? What the heck was wrong with me before?

Obvious sexism aside, I thought that if he had a legit hysterical woman's brain, he'd already be able to feel emotions, correct? Sounds like he had a super logical male brain that only processed facts and figures.

 

[Irregardless]

'you ever get misgendered when you obviously pass?'
If you pass then how the fuck can you be misgendered? If no one knows that you are trans then how the fuck can someone tell you are trans? If you look like a man why the fuck would you ever be called a woman? There are two situations here, something is wrong with that first sentence the only options are either that you do pass and it wasn't misgendering (saying you two ladies as a joke which is not uncommon over here at least) or it's the opposite and the passing part is the wrong bit.

Nope. My fault. Sorry when I hear someone say 'I have a beard' I think of a mirror, I think someone with an actual fucking beard. I had more facial hair as a fucking 12 year old than she does. Who could have guessed a 'beard' is just some wispy chin hair? I mean with the image thumbnailed you cannot even see this 'beard'. Also no man would leave that btw.
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Had a feeling 'obviously pass' was an exaggeration, and what do you know:

"I'm a really tiny ass man (barely 5'2)"
Nobody who sees a 5'1 scrawny little freak with colorful tattoos, face piercings, and a feminine voice and thinks "Oh yea, that's a man".
She'd be lucky if people thought she was a little boy.

Less than 1% of the white adult male population is under 5'2, and that includes fucking midgets. So no, she will never "pass" because people intrinsically know there just aren't white men under 5'4 who aren't 4ft tall midgets.

Also I'm sorry, but being that short as a man is creepy in general, and most people are going to assume if you are a guy that small, you have some kind of disability, so if someone is retarded enough to not immediately recognize they're a pooner, they would assume that it's actually some kind of disease or disability making the pooner that short.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Also I'm sorry, but being that short as a man is creepy in general, and most people are going to assume if you are a guy that small, you have some kind of disability, so if someone is retarded enough to not immediately recognize they're a pooner, they would assume that it's actually some kind of disease or disability making the pooner that short.

What was that old medieval saying about short people? They are wretched demons short by design to make pickpocketing and looking up women's skirts easier. Something like that.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You open jars for us, and we appreciate that.

inb4 that's not what they mean by "strap"

Yeah, its all bad with troons, but I hate the mewling helplessness most of all. I was never a bully growing up, but I feel bullying urges when I read these descriptions.

Since the term's having a heyday, maybe we should all just start calling it "weaponized incompetence."

I can't stand the incuriousity of it, the total refusal to troubleshoot. You're having a problem, OK, what did you try? What did you learn when you searched for it online? It's sheer refusal to think.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Less than 1% of the white adult male population is under 5'2, and that includes fucking midgets. So no, she will never "pass" because people intrinsically know there just aren't white men under 5'4 who aren't 4ft tall midgets.

This height puts her as just about the average for men of the shortest country on earth, East Timor, and the people there are forest dwelling hobbits.

 

[Procopius]

inb4 that's not what they mean by "strap"

Sheesh, Grandma, what century are you living in?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Alexithymia, also called emotional blindness, is a neuropsychological phenomenon characterized by significant challenges in recognizing, sourcing, and describing one's emotions.

Common, but not exclusive to autism. It's not that people suffering from it don't have feelings, It's at the mechanisms for meaning and inference of those emotions is noisy or distorted. Even normal humans, as I've said previously, are not reliable narrators of their own internal states, people with alexithymia are much more so unreliable. Which is why the whole troon solution is such a problem, because you have a group of people who are already have trouble navigating their internal emotional realm, but trust that this new revelation somehow cuts through the noise in a a way that cuts to some core emotional truth, versus just another misunderstood signal. They're exactly the type of person to mistake a dopamine rush of seeking something as finally being able to feel

See also, niggers. I've read interviews with prison shrinks about the inmates they evaluate being completely unable to recognize their own emotions, much less regulate them or relate them to events past, present or future.

Also lots of serial killers have abnormally low baseline emotions, they go to extreme lengths to make that line go up. Sociopaths in general seem to be built this way.

 

[Stan]

Cowardly lioness: unable to save herself from being terrorized by wasp in her domicile for three fucking days, a TiF dwells shamefully about her own weapons-grade wussitude at the ripe old age of 24 years old. Other things that strike fear in her heart, she reports, range from rollercoasters and driving a vehicle to power tools and phone calls, which makes me wonder if she could even stand the sight of her shadow on a particularly clear day.

As a sixteen year old girl I was driving myself and my sister to school, making and receiving telephone calls (including answering the phone at a restaurant for part time job), taking the cat to the vet, and also I had the honor of trapping and tossing wounded (and sometimes not wounded) animals out of the house if the cat dragged them in. So I was tougher than this pooner in all competencies except fear of roller coasters and power tools. Those are kind of relatable.

Down in the valley was a chemical spill: after a roll in the hay with a new beau, trouble brews south of the the belt line as a li'l dood begins constantly oozing odorous green slime from her vagina to the point where even after only a few hours of being upright, she has to change out her soaked-through pants - and that as she puts on fresh clothes, the discharge runs down her leg in a steady stream. If that wasn't bad enough, she has a frightening rash across her belly, and her doctor is completely at a loss as to what to do next. The kicker? Supposedly, she has tested negative for STDs.

It's BV. Probably. REALLY bad BV too.

And perhaps most jarringly: "The idea of contributing an orgasm and some frozen slime just to watch another woman carry my baby fills me with grief, envy, and despair." How very Psycho of him!

Nah he's onto something. That new life within you makes you feel kind of powerful, with the knowledge you contain multitudes and can create new people and literally bring them to life. Men are relatively helpless in that respect. They do their bit and then stand by the sidelines while events unfold and have very little agency once the blastocyst gets rolling (it's actually the same for the carrying women, mostly, but men seem to feel way more powerless.) The good ones are biting their nails and getting upset with the L&D people for being slow when their girl's the one in labor and actually in pain. Trying to assert control over pregnancy and childbirth is the origin of a lot of moid neurosis and sexism IMO.

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Lol I came up with this as a troon-repellant captcha that keeps asking them to spell that acronym out no matter how many times they hit refresh so they have to enter it in order to access troon-unfriendly KF style content. I know that some of them will keep coming back to read negative comments about themselves and making them key in "YWNBAW" to validate the session and access that content is real funny to me.

 

[Waffle Iron]

"I'm a really tiny ass man (barely 5'2)"

Alright, can we PLEASE make some rules on who doctors are not allowed to troon and poon out. If the girl is a fucking midget, you aren't allowed to give her testosterone, just no. Same with a a tall guy. If either sex has autism or bipolar or some other mental disorder, no transing allowed. Abused as a child (either sexual or physical), no tranning.
Ideally we get it through everyone's skull transgenderism is retarded and we should give them therapy, but as a stopgap can we at least stop these obvious targets from being processed? Just tell the lawmakers "we understand trans is a difficult subject, so let's just make it illegal to sterilize autists and abused children and people with an outlier height". They'll agree and it ends up saving 90% of the victims of groomers.

inb4 that's not what they mean by "strap"

Delete this.

Sheesh, Grandma, what century are you living in?

I suddenly understand the luddites.

 

[Irregardless]

Alright, can we PLEASE make some rules on who doctors are not allowed to troon and poon out. If the girl is a fucking midget, you aren't allowed to give her testosterone, just no. Same with a a tall guy. If either sex has autism or bipolar or some other mental disorder, no transing allowed. Abused as a child (either sexual or physical), no tranning.
Ideally we get it through everyone's skull transgenderism is retarded and we should give them therapy, but as a stopgap can we at least stop these obvious targets from being processed? Just tell the lawmakers "we understand trans is a difficult subject, so let's just make it illegal to sterilize autists and abused children and people with an outlier height". They'll agree and it ends up saving 90% of the victims of groomers.

It seems like even in the crazy delusional world that leads to people trooning/pooning out, there would be at least some kind of conversation with the doctor about life as a 5'1 "man".
It would go something like "Best case scenario, you fully pass, face, voice, etc, you're still 5'1. Other men by default will just not respect you or see you as their equal, women automatically assume you're creepy, teenagers are going to point and laugh at you, etc).

I don't care what any of these freaks say, it doesn't matter how bad their gender dysphoria is, life is infinitely worse as a 5'1 man, and it's not even a competition.
Funny enough, the only way they'd likely be able to get respect from people is to outright tell them that they're a pooner, otherwise people would just treat them like shit because that's how the world treats freaks.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Alright, can we PLEASE make some rules on who doctors are not allowed to troon and poon out. If the girl is a fucking midget, you aren't allowed to give her testosterone, just no. Same with a a tall guy. If either sex has autism or bipolar or some other mental disorder, no transing allowed. Abused as a child (either sexual or physical), no tranning.
Ideally we get it through everyone's skull transgenderism is retarded and we should give them therapy,

No discriminating against people for having a medical condition or being a shrimp or behemoth!

Instead, vote for my plan:

Prospective FtMs have to take and pass a Shop and an Auto Shop class. Prospective MtFs have to pass Home Ec and an Infant and Child Development class, without getting a boner. Both of these requirements should be super easy; in fact, they'll weep at their gender-souls finally being allowed full expression!

 

[Sean Andalou]

Here's one in mainstream media, but it's definitely a self inflicted L, so here goes.

Nonbinary academic tried to 'Free Palestine' with woke protest... instead he was sentenced to 19 years for domestic terrorism​

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15135061/palestine-activist-19-year-prison-domestic-terrorist.html

Synopsis:
Firebombed a Berkeley California police car for Palestine.
To put the pressure on Israel or maybe on Trump, see?
Name is Casey Robert Goonan. Yep, Goonan.

Here's his pic. Nothing more recent looking freakish.
Sure looks punchable though.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

No discriminating against people for having a medical condition or being a shrimp or behemoth!

Instead, vote for my plan:

Prospective FtMs have to take and pass a Shop and an Auto Shop class. Prospective MtFs have to pass Home Ec and an Infant and Child Development class, without getting a boner. Both of these requirements should be super easy; in fact, they'll weep at their gender-souls finally being allowed full expression!

I'd add a Manners and Etiquette class for the MTF too.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'd add a Manners and Etiquette class for the MTF too.

Good idea, but let's do both. I'm sure there's something about tying a tie, handshakes and stoicism for the FtMs.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

Here's one in mainstream media, but it's definitely a self inflicted L, so here goes.

Nonbinary academic tried to 'Free Palestine' with woke protest... instead he was sentenced to 19 years for domestic terrorism​

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15135061/palestine-activist-19-year-prison-domestic-terrorist.html

Synopsis:
Firebombed a Berkeley California police car for Palestine.
To put the pressure on Israel or maybe on Trump, see?
Name is Casey Robert Goonan. Yep, Goonan.

Here's his pic. Nothing more recent looking freakish.
Sure looks punchable though.

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I remember this guy.
Usually I have some base level of respect for anyone who's dedicated enough to a cause to sacrifice their freedom or personal comfort for it. This guy, though, decided that the best way to protest for Palestine was to firebomb random civil servants in Berkeley, CA. Absolutely stupid and mindless. He destroyed his own life to accomplish nothing of note (which seems to be a running theme here…)

There was a young woman discussed earlier in this thread who immolated herself at a gas station, also "for Palestine." She survived with horrible scars, likely putting her in constant agonizing pain, and she barely even made the national news. I guess anyone delusional and self-destructive enough to troon out is already predisposed to fuck themselves over like this.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

If either sex has autism or bipolar or some other mental disorder, no transing allowed.

I agree. As long as we also agree that transgenderism is a mental disorder.

 

[Positron]

Good idea, but let's do both. I'm sure there's something about tying a tie, handshakes and stoicism for the FtMs.

Not to mention Pest Management.