📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Vampirella]

Oh those Nike shoes look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE with that skirt! Really brings out his jawline.

 

[Continuum Transfunctioner]

Almost fedposting for little old me.

I have not heard this, thought some pedants whine about how DSD implies that the body is "wrong" so its bad, even though it is more accurate than saying intersex (which is vague, inaccurate, and would exclude a lot of DSDs that don't involve ambiguity in sex or gender, like Klinefelter syndrome). But sorry, they are disorders, the parts do not function properly compared to a baseline. This is only because of the troon/gender nonsense. There are many congenital genetic disorders, you don't see these idiots saying that people with Thalassemia can't be said to have a blood disorder because it implies their bone marrow is "wrong". But bring in genitals, and now saying that that's not what normal development would produce is eugenics.

Fuck Redditors, basically.

 

[Pluciferous]

Do they do that, parade your removed genitalia through? I guess, to say goodbye. I've saved teeth that I've had removed, but that's on a whole different level. The dentist won't care if you want to keep the teeth, but I doubt they'd let you take your cock and balls home in a formaldehyde tank. Maybe I'm wrong.

You’re wrong some of the time. Here’s one court case where one tranny sued another tranny because they wouldn’t let him retrieve his balls he forgot he left in the fridge as he moved out.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Here’s one court case where one tranny sued another tranny because they wouldn’t let him retrieve his balls he forgot he left in the fridge as he moved out.

I just found it is possible to be laughing and completely horrified the same time.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

>Homeless

So did he post this from a public library PC, or did he use his own phone or laptop while leeching the Wi-Fi from a Starbucks?

I'd guess the library. Do homeless people get access to laptops?

Found some pooners, too. Apparently, they don't realize that with trans issues being thrust into the limelight, people have moved beyond beard=man and boobs=woman and have found other ways of telling what sex a person is. It's always funny that these people insist that they pass all the time except for this time. More like people have been polite with them all that time.

And some comments:

 

[MrLisReal]

Got misgendered without words, and it hurts more than I expected.​

Hiya, I wish my first post was more fun than this. I'm travelling for work at the moment, and have some free time. The area I'm in has some gorgeous hiking trails nearby, but I didn't bring my gear. I went into a sporting goods store looking for some cheapish one-off stuff so I could go and reconnect with nature, as it's been a while. The associate at the front register asked if I was looking for anything specific, and pointed me to the hiking shoes/boots and the other accessories. I thanked her and went to look at the shoes, figuring if they didn't have anything big enough in women's, I'd bite the bullet and get men's. I was looking at the women's selection when she came over to ask if I was looking for a particular size/style, and I told her I was worried they may not have anything large enough, and gave my size. She said they might, then started walking/pointing, and my heart sank. She lead me into the men's section and pointed out the styles they had that came in the size I mentioned. I had given her my size in women's, but didn't specify, I just said the number.
The worst part is that she was super nice. Clearly just trying to help, smiling, all that. I wasn't exactly dressed or made up, since it's a work trip and my job is pretty blue collar. I've been on hormones for over a year, and have a decent-sized chest, long hair, and I've always had a slender build. I pass well enough most of the time, and hadn't been misgendered once on the trip up to that point.
I guess I'm just sad. Transphobes are one thing, but to have someone who's being genuinely kind and helpful see me as a man hits different. In spite of my prior resolve to buy men's if I had to, I ended up just leaving the store, going back to my hotel and crying. I'll probably still go outside, at least for a bit, but it's not going to be the hike I wanted.

You know what? This has really inspired me. I think I will be nicer to trannies (so it hurts more when I point out that they will never be a woman)

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

@Continuum Transfunctioner
Looking at that poster I don't know if I believe they are really intersex. They mention it a lot in other posts in a very performative way but are light on details as to what they mean

 

[CTR Operative]

Looking at that poster I don't know if I believe they are really intersex. They mention it a lot in other posts in a very performative way but are light on details as to what they mean

Just being trans doesn't feel special uwu enough anymore, so intersex is the new hotness.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

6 Month in: I have no depth to my "Vajayjay" and dilation I become too painful I also have no sensation and can't organism. I have had two corrective surgeries, and I still need another, but my insurance won't cover it, and I don't have the money to pay and to add to more insult to injury my original doctor won't take my calls anymore and I can't find a doctor, but no one wants to touch his work. This was supposed to be the happiest time of my life, but it's been a nightmare I wish I was DEAD.

Fairly accurate, but you forgot to tack on, "But I still don't regret this surgery at all!"

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

I still don't get why they think removing organs will make them happy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I still don't get why they think removing organs will make them happy.

It's OK - making mistakes is how we learn!

 

[Magic Pickle]

A FTM comes out to her parents with desires to transition and despite the fact that both said that they loved her and that such love would never waver, she's still bothered by the fact that they grieve the baby girl they bore and raised. This news is so devastating, in fact, that her grizzled outdoorsman of a dad has been crying every day over it, and in a rare show of pooner empathy, she's trying to backpedal as quickly as possible even though she still longs to get a prescription for T.
Link | Archive

Came out, regret it, any advice or support appreciated​

Hi guys,
I (20ftm) came out to my parents a couple days ago. First to my mother, who was very accepting and reassuring, and second to my dad, who was less so. He’s reassured me that he loves me and that’s not changing, but he has a hard time with the trans thing. I expected this, but what I didn’t expect is how much pain it seems to be causing my parents.
I don’t have a very extensive social life, my parents and brother are my best friends. I go to school full time and work part time while living with them, so they are essentially my only support system. I took a big leap by telling them, and even though they keep telling me they’re glad I told them, I don’t believe them really.
My dad is your typical stoic outdoorsy guy, and he’s cried everyday since I told him. I’ve never seen this behaviour from him. My mom said that what she’s feeling is grief, which totally broke my heart. I’m so worried about them that I’ve begun to downplay “how trans” I want to be, just to prevent them from stressing out more. I wish so desperately that I could take back what I told them, because they’re just having such a hard time with it.
I settled on basically saying that I don’t have any plans medically and I’m just sharing my dysphoric feelings with them, and they seem to be more ok with that. Truth be told I really wanted to start t soon, but that doesn’t seem in the cards at this point.
My main struggle I guess is that my relationship with my family is so important to me, and their reaction has essentially made me wonder if it’s better to just pretend this never happened. I am beginning to think that staying a woman forever would be more tolerable than having to live with the idea of causing my parents such grief and pain.
If anybody has any thoughts or advice I would love that, but generally I just had to get this out because I have nobody else to talk to now.
Thanks

Cowardly lioness: unable to save herself from being terrorized by wasp in her domicile for three fucking days, a TiF dwells shamefully about her own weapons-grade wussitude at the ripe old age of 24 years old. Other things that strike fear in her heart, she reports, range from rollercoasters and driving a vehicle to power tools and phone calls, which makes me wonder if she could even stand the sight of her shadow on a particularly clear day.
Link | Archive

I’m a giant wuss and a pathetic excuse of a man.​

I got someone to finally kill a wasp that’s been hiding in my ceiling for 3 days. It caused me so much fucking anxiety that I haven’t been able to sleep well, I’ve been restless and crazy. I’m so pathetically afraid of so many things; I really hate wasps and large flying insects (aside from dragonflies and butterflies), I can’t ride amusement park rides, I’ll avoid confrontation of any kind, phone calls amp me up (I’ll make them if I have to), power tools freak me out, and, worst of all, I can’t drive (that one is such a sensitive topic I don’t even like mentioning it). The wasp feels worse right now though, it’s just ridiculous. I know that it’s just a fucking bug, but I was spiralling out of control, I couldn’t even kill it myself. What kind of a man does that? , a grown ass adult, living in the prairies, surrounded by role models of men, the types of guys who do shit now and reap the consequences later. There isn’t a single other man in my life who acts like I do, yet I can never get myself to stop panicking. I dream of being that carefree every single day, but I can’t let go and relax to save my life.

Upon developing hirsuitism as a result of her steroidal abuse, a pooner's grandmother can't stop herself from weeping at the sight of her grandbaby's transformation; rather than see things from Grand'ma's perspective, OP coldly admonishes her for crying and says she should "talk to a therapist or someone like that" instead. Strange how they never understand why anybody might disown them!
Link | Archive

I wish they’d not Grieve over my happiness​

I’m three months on T and I’m already starting to get facial hair. I have a little pedo stache and Hair on my jaw. It’s there if you look but not out there out there. My nan noticed it twice tho so it is becoming noticeable. She cried twice. She made it clear she dosent like it and never will. I told her not to cry in front of me About any T changes, talk to a therapist or someone like that. My dad said he dosent ever want to and won’t help with my shots if I ever do them at home. I go to the doctor for mine. I pass 100% in public and I’m still called she by them both in public and I came out right before I turned 16 and I’m now 19. I just wish that they’d see wouldn’t grieve my happiness in beinf me

Down in the valley was a chemical spill: after a roll in the hay with a new beau, trouble brews south of the the belt line as a li'l dood begins constantly oozing odorous green slime from her vagina to the point where even after only a few hours of being upright, she has to change out her soaked-through pants - and that as she puts on fresh clothes, the discharge runs down her leg in a steady stream. If that wasn't bad enough, she has a frightening rash across her belly, and her doctor is completely at a loss as to what to do next. The kicker? Supposedly, she has tested negative for STDs.
Link | Archive

Help please - issue with genitals that has my doctor at a loss​

TW for descriptions of sexual issues/natal anatomy downstairs, overall TMI
Hi all, I'm having an embarrassing issue with my downstairs bits and my doctor's recommendations haven't helped. I'd really appreciate input from others on T.
Almost two weeks ago I had receptive PIV sex with a new partner, with a condom. Two days later, I woke up with a large amount of green, smelly discharge in my underwear and a rash on my stomach. I was also having moderate cramping. The excessive discharge continued throughout the day, so the next day I went to the doctor. She wanted to do an exam with a speculum but I wasn't able to manage it (and have never had one before). I ended up taking swabs for myself. She didn't seem to think anything much about the rash. The test results came back negative for STIs, BV, and yeast infections, but it showed "altered flora."
My doctor recommended the usual things (wear cotton underwear, don't use scented soap, sleep without underwear, etc etc). But something is definitely totally wrong - I continued having an excessive amount of green, bad smelling discharge to the point that I was going through multiple pairs of absorbent period underwear in a day. Trying to sleep without underwear meant having to put down a towel due to how much discharge there was.
I was able to get a phone call with my doctor five days after the symptoms first started. She told me she thinks it's maybe an imbalance caused by me taking PrEP (I started that less than two months ago) but she hasn't seen any literature supporting that. Personally, I am convinced that this started because of having sex with someone new - not that this person transmitted any infection to me like an STI, but that the PIV in general introduced something to my body, and my understanding is that T can alter the biome downstairs in such a way that it may be more susceptible to infections or imbalances? But my doctor thought it wasn't T related since she believes that T causes dryness rather than excessive discharge (which I know is not always the case, but well, you know how it is trying to explain to doctors that those T info sheets aren't always accurate for everyone). I am also thinking that maybe this sexual encounter caused the rash on my stomach, since that is where our bodies were touching?
Anyway, my doctor prescribed me topical metronidazole (antibiotic) to be inserted for five days. I just finished the five days of that and haven't seen a difference tbh. It was also very painful just to insert the applicator for the medication. I also started taking an oral probiotic that claims to help with vaginal health, who knows if that works but my doctor said I might as well try.
My doctor told me to come back in this week if my symptoms haven't improved, but now she doesn't have any appointments available until next week, so. I am now on day eleven of this with no end in sight and it is really wearing me down. Today the discharge was so bad that in a matter of a few hours (just sitting around!) the discharge went through a pair of period underwear and soaked my pants. When I took the underwear off it started running down my legs. The rash hasn't gotten any better either - no idea what that's about but it's all over my stomach and not getting any better!!
I feel so gross and dysphoric and my doctor doesn't seem to know what to make of any of this. She wants me to try going off of PrEP as a next step but I just really don't feel like it's caused by that and I feel that it's important for me to take PrEP for my health and safety. I can't see her until next week and this is interfering with my everyday life, nevermind the fact that my sex life is nonexistent due to this issue. She's going to want to try a pelvic exam again and I just can't manage the speculum and I don't feel that she understood that it was simply too painful for me (because I can manage PIV sex without pain, but even small swabs are very painful - it's an anxiety thing affecting my muscles there, it's always been the case). Seeing a gyno, or a derm for that matter, will take a lot of time due to long waiting lists.
I've been on T for seven months and taking topical E for about two months. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. Does anyone have any input at all? I feel at such a loss. I've tried asking some cis female friends for advice but end up feeling too dysphoric to actually tell them what's going on. My mental state is getting really bad about it.

A nearly 30-year-old man grieves over being locked out of the matrilineal chain that links all women to their female ancestors due to a flip of the genetic coin. Upon further investigation, it seems that motherhood as a particular concept holds him in its thrall: "I thought I was going to be like my mom. I wanted to wear her jewelry. I wanted to play with her makeup brushes," he writes in one post. In another: "I thought I was going to be like my mom. That was what I wanted. How could I be missing parts?" And perhaps most jarringly: "The idea of contributing an orgasm and some frozen slime just to watch another woman carry my baby fills me with grief, envy, and despair." How very Psycho of him!
Link | Archive

I don't feel like a woman trapped in a man's body.​

I feel like a stunted little girl trapped in a man's body. It's like I can never grow up or be like my mom, or even fully exist in the world. Physically and financially, I'm actually very fortunate, but even if I were the most beautiful, "passable" trans woman in the world, I'd still feel like a sad shadow of what I was supposed to be.
There's an unbroken chain of women preceding me, and it all ended with me, because of a single sperm cell that made me what I am. I feel like such a failure and a nothing sometimes.
Thank you for enduring my vent Sometimes I feel better, and I won't give up, but it cuts me to the bone. I think it always will.

 

[The bird with tourettes]

trouble brews south of the the belt line as a li'l dood begins constantly oozing odorous green slime from her vagina to the point where even after only a few hours of being upright, she has to change out her soaked-through pants - and that as she puts on fresh clothes, the discharge runs down her leg in a steady stream.

I could't finishing reading that. It actually made me sick .

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I know that it’s just a fucking bug, but I was spiralling out of control, I couldn’t even kill it myself. What kind of a man does that?

There isn’t a single other man in my life who acts like I do, yet I can never get myself to stop panicking.

Take that thought to its conclusion, sweetheart, you're not a man at all.

 

[Relinquish]

Nowhere is safe

(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/O2SBq)

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

A nearly 30-year-old man grieves over being locked out of the matrilineal chain that links all women to their female ancestors due to a flip of the genetic coin. Upon further investigation, it seems that motherhood as a particular concept holds him in its thrall: "I thought I was going to be like my mom. I wanted to wear her jewelry. I wanted to play with her makeup brushes," he writes in one post. In another: "I thought I was going to be like my mom. That was what I wanted. How could I be missing parts?" And perhaps most jarringly: "The idea of contributing an orgasm and some frozen slime just to watch another woman carry my baby fills me with grief, envy, and despair." How very Psycho of him!

This one I find interesting. Very Chris-chan vibes, early identification away from his actual sex. It does seem like gender dysphoria as a pathology does appear through multiple vectors, and I have wondered with cases like Chris Chan, where even before he fell down the internet rabbithole he had that strong aversion to masculinity and him being a male, if it wasn't something like this, like an error in imprinting or something, something that starts with when the kid starts learning the meaning of man and women. here we can see that this occurs around when this dude, if we can trust his reporting, starts to understand what pregnancy is. Little boys imitating their mother is actually one of the most common forms of gender-non-conforming play in studies, but 90%+ just eventually stop on their own. It's just a phase. Makes me think that there's so natural learning process at work that in people with atypical (autistic) brains can sometimes start the erotic dislocation error that produces trooning.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Take that thought to its conclusion, sweetheart, you're not a man at all.

Sounds like the problem was always in her head, not her pants. Someone anxious about every little thing wanting to become another person to escape.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Pooner / Orthodox Jew intersectionality.
She almost gets it, but turns to Reddit.

Reddit -- Archive

How did you know the difference between gender dysphoria and trauma from frum gender roles?
I'm 90% sure that my dislike of being a woman is trauma related,
but that 10% chance that its actually just gender dysphoria is bugging me.

Edit: please dont come on here to talk about my genitals or whine about secular schools or the left or imply I'm indoctrinating your kids. I'm just one random OTDer just trying to ask for help I am not a punching bag for whatever problem you have with trans people. Please act like a normal human being ty

Emphasis added.
Top comment is worst possible advice.

Unfortunately you'll prob have more luck on the trans subreddits, they might not understand specifically orthodox jewish gender roles, but rigid gender roles aren't unique to OJ, and they most certainly understand dysphoria and what questions to ask Bonus is not needing to deal with transphobic jerks Also, there are plenty more options other than "man" or "woman", that might be worth looking into

OP responds.

I tried asking on trans subreddits but they werent able to help, I guess most people dont have experience with such rigid gender roles

Lots of back and forth.
This one bears watching.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

>Homeless

So did he post this from a public library PC, or did he use his own phone or laptop while leeching the Wi-Fi from a Starbucks?

A lot of homeless have cell phones, usually from before they became homeless. Unless they've pawned it for drugs.

Thread tax:
Closeted tranny jeet is so outwardly mentally ill that his family has started to grow concerned.

(I'm sorry but this is going to be a long one)

So idk but my life is just getting worse , I'm getting 4 hours of sleep or something I'm having so much stress and I'm overthinking so much that I'm practically getting headaches, masterbations don't make me feel good anymore, I've reached a point where even seeing my reflection in the phone when the screen goes dark makes me feel bad and I've removed all mirrors from my house, my constant thoughts are that the personal bar of femininity I've set i would never reach there to like have any sort of happiness and I'm actually having suicidal thoughts now i thought I wasn't the suicidal kind it's as if "death is the best thing that can happen to me at the moment"

And i know I need professional help at this point but to get that I would have to tell everything to my parents and idk how they'd react, although they are one of the most supportive people i know and they have supported me twice with money and emotional support even when I failed live up to their expectations and it scares the fuck out of me that if they react bad what am I gonna do

And I don't have any ground to stand on like if my parents throw me out what am I gonna do, and it will take me like years to build that and i think i can't wait much

And worst of all i cannot feel emotions now like i feel Sad or happy i start doubting that "do I feel happy Or I want to feel happy?" The only emotions i guess i can feel as if rn are fear, confusion, helplessness and frustration

It is so bad even my mother and my sister have started noticing it and my mom few days back said to me that "your biggest problem is that you don't share your problems" and my parents have been calling me everyday to ask me if I'm struggling with something.

So My brother told My Parents all about my Dysphoria and That I'm Depressed and having "unalive myself" thoughts, and my parents called me and were like "If you don't feel good return home" etc etc and then MY MOM asked me "Are you male or female" (and my parents are basically unaware anything about lgbtq) I hung up the call and dismissed the question, then she called me back and I was like "I'm man big strong rahhh" and then I said "whatever we talked up until now I never want to hear anything about it ever again in my life" and I just basically was like "fuck fuck fuck they know"

And that's it I'm fucked and 2 steps away from being homeless so rahhh

Also also my parents are actually good people it's just that they are unaware about the topic and Indian so idk they might kick me out or not but if they do that's that I won't blame them.

So what should I do now tell them everything or just never talk to them ever again or whatever idk

 

[femboy fart huffer]

'you ever get misgendered when you obviously pass?'
If you pass then how the fuck can you be misgendered? If no one knows that you are trans then how the fuck can someone tell you are trans? If you look like a man why the fuck would you ever be called a woman? There are two situations here, something is wrong with that first sentence the only options are either that you do pass and it wasn't misgendering (saying you two ladies as a joke which is not uncommon over here at least) or it's the opposite and the passing part is the wrong bit.

Nope. My fault. Sorry when I hear someone say 'I have a beard' I think of a mirror, I think someone with an actual fucking beard. I had more facial hair as a fucking 12 year old than she does. Who could have guessed a 'beard' is just some wispy chin hair? I mean with the image thumbnailed you cannot even see this 'beard'. Also no man would leave that btw.

archive