📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Stabby_Pencil]

Pooner comes out to her ex-husband via text message:

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Do these people really need to be told that their identity has no bearing on anyone else's identity? Just because you transitioned does not automatically make a former or current spouse gay/lesbian!

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Pooner comes out to her ex-husband via text message:

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They do this crap but having any opinion other than thunderous applause (on the regular) on whether or not they're trans is an unforgivable sin.

 

[CTR Operative]

Do these people really need to be told that their identity has no bearing on anyone else's identity? Just because you transitioned does not automatically make a former or current spouse gay/lesbian!

This has to piss off the gays, right? Especially the older ones that actually fought for relative respectability, only to have a bunch of insane straight people claiming to be the opposite sex declaring people are retroactively gay for fucking them?

 

[harbringer883]

Anyone else notice the sheer delusion common to tranny posts? Not delusional as in, "I think their views are stupid" or "I disagree with them", but delusional as in their whole view of the world around them is completely warped and they get a lot of basic shit wrong in the same way a child would. I get lightheaded trying to read these posts because they're so detached from reality.

Troonshine HRT tends to have that effect.

 

[Comp0site Specter]

Another satisfied customer.

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I remember my high school stats teacher told me once that the odds of you winning the lottery is so small it might as well be considered impossible.
That's the gamble that the troons make, they are a small portion of the population that are gambling on them coming out as the most attractive version of the opposite sex. Even with drugs, makeup, and surgery they maybe have a .1% chance if they're lucky. More than half the time they are more likely to come out looking horribly deformed.

Anyone else notice the sheer delusion common to tranny posts? Not delusional as in, "I think their views are stupid" or "I disagree with them", but delusional as in their whole view of the world around them is completely warped and they get a lot of basic shit wrong in the same way a child would. I get lightheaded trying to read these posts because they're so detached from reality.

Mental illnesses pair together like wine & cheese. I'd guess the odds of having BPD or schizo-typoid jump with the troon commnity.

 

[graywolf88]

Do these people really need to be told that their identity has no bearing on anyone else's identity? Just because you transitioned does not automatically make a former or current spouse gay/lesbian!

It's them applying Reddit logic to real life thinking that sharing a snarky comment and a meme image is a hecking own to their ex.

 

[Grab 'em by the clunge!]

That ex-husband has the story of the year for his friends. "You know the crazy bitch I was married to? She got so crazy she cut her tits off". Great way to shed any leftover feelings.

I just want to know who would respond to a text message from their ex-wife.

 

[Syikeblade]

A tranny gets the hots for a cop while "boy moding"

 

[Screamer_2]

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A tranny gets the hots for a cop while "boy moding"

I think he is also revealing he got raped by a black man when he was 13.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

This has to piss off the gays, right? Especially the older ones that actually fought for relative respectability, only to have a bunch of insane straight people claiming to be the opposite sex declaring people are retroactively gay for fucking them?

Imagine being a lesbian and hearing from your ex who pooned out telling you that you’re straight now.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I always love the tranny and pooner attempt at like, retroactive sexuality. "I identify as a boy now so even though you liked my girly face, liked my girly tits, liked plowing my pussy years before I started this insane shit, you're gay now. That's how that works."

"Yeah, I loved my hot-ass wife. Her pussy #pwned my dick. Sadly she got groomed and turned into a lunatic and won't stop sending me texts of her now being a man and having gay sex by riding other dick, so. lmao pass a Bud, bud". Yea a real own. Why would you even want to own someone who loved you? It's a testament to how these transitions are nothing but spite against themselves and the world.

 

[Stan]

I always love the tranny and pooner attempt at like, retroactive sexuality. "I identify as a boy now so even though you liked my girly face, liked my girly tits, liked plowing my pussy years before I started this insane shit, you're gay now. That's how that works."

His reply was based though

 

[Izdaja Slika]

This time it's something that might really be true.
And if so, it really is Trump's doing.

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Reddit -- Archive

Comments so far.
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Every day, trannies surprise me. Even after years of this shit.

Typical trannie playbook is 'hi, I'm a trans woman. Am I welcome in this space?" intro for a forum post.

So, even though that kind of question is disingenuous bullshit already, at least it is a coherent question that makes sense and is about right now and not some unspecified time in the future. A forum is a limited group and it probably has formal rules and a general sentiment that can be gauged.

But this trannie wants other people to predict the future environment of an extremely large and geographically dispersed workforce (health care!!). Like, why not just ask randoms "what do you think will be the geopolitical state of the world in fifty years time?" Fucken fucks.

I just imagine her doing things with a guy with a dick and I don’t know how to get over the jealousy or feeling like I’m so different from them.
We’ve talked about it plenty of times and she doesn’t do anything to make me feel bad or different from any of her previous experiences, honestly she’s amazing. This is just all in my head and, man, I’m so in my head.

Yeah, it's not just in your head, since you in fact don't have a dick and can never have one and you are different from anyone who has one, you fucken fuck.

It hurts that I will never get to experience true heterosexuality as a man

You aren't a man so, yeah, that's true, you fucken fuck.

Do not move to Europe

Are you listening to your sistreen, trannies? Do not move to Europe. As somebody who is living in Australia but a citizen of a country in continental Europe and who may decide to live there one day, the fewer troons the better.

Paulette Bunyan

Another thing for FtMs to get pissy over. Men can feminise male names in a variety of fashions: Paul to Paula, Paulette, Pauline. Even fake names are constrained for li'l doods.

That is a really good question. If they go to a gender-affirming therapist how would they affirm both at the same time without going insane? Oh, it's fetish for the man and dysphoria for the woman, she needs to look in the mirror and realize she fueled the transformation fetish.

If I were an English literature teacher, and a student asked me "what does poetic justice mean?", I would refer said student to the reddit post of a pooner finding out her husband is a trannie and not comment any further.

This has to piss off the gays, right? Especially the older ones that actually fought for relative respectability, only to have a bunch of insane straight people claiming to be the opposite sex declaring people are retroactively gay for fucking them?

It's deplorable, but it also goes the other way. If we are to believe trans ideology, a lot of 'former' gays are either straight or bisexual, because some former femboy partner has decided he's a woman now.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I just want to know who would respond to a text message from their ex-wife.

I don't know, maybe some left-over financial or material entanglements. Or things to do with children. Unless it was a bad divorce it doesn't seem like a bad idea to keep a line open. In this case he was rewarded with his ex unintentionally humiliating herself for his amusement.

 

[darknation]

lmao pass a Bud, bud

Sorry but I think the pooner might be on to something, re: massive big gay.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Try to be nice in a clueless way and ...

Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: Whole thing.

There's a person, a cis woman, who's the only one outside of the Internet who refers to me with female pronouns and that's amazing. She also says my identity and experience as a trans woman is valid. But every time I say that I hate my body (I'm pre everything MtF) she keeps repeating that I'm valid and that I don't need to physically transition to be trans and I'm still valid as a trans woman even without transitioning and that there's lots of trans people who do not transition and are still trans and valid... And like, yeah, yeah I know that. But here's the thing, if I don't have a body that aligns with what people see as feminine, society as a whole will not see me as a woman, no matter how much my few allies keep repeating to me I'm valid.

But she doesn't get it, she keeps repeating that she doesn't get why I wanna have "the body of a woman" if I'm already valid as a trans woman without transitioning and says that she believes online trans spaces have glorified physical transitioning as a requirement to be valid when I can be valid without transitioning. And this is driving me crazy.

Key concept:

But she doesn't get it, she keeps repeating that she doesn't get why I wanna have "the body of a woman" if I'm already valid as a trans woman without transitioning and says that she believes online trans spaces have glorified physical transitioning as a requirement to be valid when I can be valid without transitioning. And this is driving me crazy.

Lots of commiserating comments.

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I’m a 24 year old non-binary trans person. I live in Australia. If anyone needs a place to stay I have a room.
I do have a baby who is 9 months old so I wouldn’t be able to afford to cover any bills.

Seriously though. I have a room and if someone needs it please reach out.

I am so sorry to everyone who is going through these horrible backwards times.

Emphasis added.
Details about Australian visa issues in comments.

 

[Uzumaki]

I always love the tranny and pooner attempt at like, retroactive sexuality. "I identify as a boy now so even though you liked my girly face, liked my girly tits, liked plowing my pussy years before I started this insane shit, you're gay now. That's how that works."

Its a perfect encapsulation of one of the dumbest aspects of their ideology. "I'm retarded now, and that has implications throughout time."

 

[Slurs McKenzie]

Anyone else notice the sheer delusion common to tranny posts? Not delusional as in, "I think their views are stupid" or "I disagree with them", but delusional as in their whole view of the world around them is completely warped and they get a lot of basic shit wrong in the same way a child would. I get lightheaded trying to read these posts because they're so detached from reality.

Generally trans people are EXTREMELY autistic and lack theory of mind. Because they're faceblind autists, they look in a mirror, see a skirt and thigh highs, and come to the reductionist view: 'That's a woman!' regardless of the 5 o'clock shadow, Adam's apple, and chiseled jaw.

And because they lack theory of mind, what they see is what they assume everyone else in the world also sees. When they see a woman, YOU see a woman, and you're just knowingly lying if you say otherwise. They seem detached from reality because they are detached from reality. They seem like children because they are mentally children.

 

[Dr. Butt]

WHY?? Why date someone if you're so embarrassed of them that you can't bear to have them acknowledged in any way? What's your endgame?

Teddy bear.
I think here it's a simple case of the world's worst girlfriend (the pooner) dating the world's second worst girlfriend. Happens more often than you, a sane man, would expect.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Belgian bonehead: a tranny assumes that because of the rising tension in the USA, it was time for him to take off for Europe in the hopes of finding more accepting waters; tragically, truth hits him like a wrecking ball when he discovers that the people of Belgium hold no punches when it comes to seeing him as a walking catastrophe. Quite revealingly, he closes out his post with the real reason for his angst: "They may like you as a person, but they'll never treat you how you want."

I'm rolling on my sides. You can see the little gears in his brain working really hard in his confusion.
I love it when they want to fly their own country just to discover their home was the most accepting after all. Should have stayed in USA you dumb ass! Hehehe.

Cheh means "serve you right" or when someone got owned by karma
I really enjoyed this one.