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[gampboonerisms]

As much as I hate troons I might give this pooner a pass simply because I've had some Uber drivers go off the rails a Black Dude once told me how he was in contact with the cops because he lost his wallet and he's afraid someone in his building found it and would find out he was a snitch and it could get him killed. Another one was discussing A.I. and this guy started talking about his fears of A.I. but he meant like Skynet shit and the end of the world and machines taking over. Then there was the guy who went on a Pro Putin Rank. So, with tensions so high given what happened to Kirk I could see a driver going off the rails.

Who in their right mind would use this shit to begin with? Support taxis for fucks sake, at least they're unionized and get some amount of healthcare benefits. I've been car-less twice since being in the city. It must suck to not be able to drive at all.

https://helpingsurvivors.org/rideshare-sexual-assault/statistics/

And in an instant she suddenly found herself in enemy territory. I'm so UNSAFE. And I really-eely NEED these Ubers because I can't shoot T into my body all by myself! This is a disaster! An existential threat!! How can I become ME if I can't do this safely?!

Yeah, someone she was talking to said pretty much "I believe in self defense" and she feels threatened. Ok. What about all the actual threat that have happened when not even 2 words were exchanged because the driver was brown?

 

[PigFarm]

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Who in their right mind would use this shit to begin with? Support taxis for fucks sake, at least they're unionized and get some amount of healthcare benefits. I've been car-less twice since being in the city. It must suck to not be able to drive at all.

https://helpingsurvivors.org/rideshare-sexual-assault/statistics/

Yeah, someone she was talking to said pretty much "I believe in self defense" and she feels threatened. Ok. What about all the actual threat that have happened when not even 2 words were exchanged because the driver was brown?

Ah, because assaults dont happen in taxis?

Ubers give you a set price, the ability to share your ride with friends so they can track where you go, an SOS feature and information about your driver. Taxis give you a big ol price bump that you get to pay after some dude from India youll never know the name of tells you that you smell good for 20 minutes.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

It sucks to be trapped with/by a hard convo topic, tho. I totally get that... but
is it really hard to slide into the backseat and say you had a rough day + would like to ride in contemplative silence? Especially if the harmless driver is trying to talk heavy/uncomfortable topics with you as a stranger in a society?

I wish it was that easy. The last time I took a cab from the airport, I was so grateful that the guy didn't try to talk to me, so I was able to just sleep.

But no, the worst was when the driver wanted to recite his original poetry for me and my roommate at the time. I wish we could have just said, "No. Please no." But that's rude.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Taxis and ridesharing both suffer from the same problem: browns

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And even if this would have been her plan all along (which I don't believe for a second), just what would she have accomplished? In the end, at best she would have discovered that, surprisingly, Terfs and GCs aren't too keen on trannies. Truly a mindblowing revelation worthy of burning all of one's bridges.

To be fair, she has demonstrated a couple of things:

1. Despite “thirty years of activism,” the GC community are instantly welcoming to those who wish to join them.

2. The trans community demonstrates no such forgiveness, even if, as Erika claims, the apostate was only pretending and totally got loads of useful information that she chooses not to share because… uh…

This will be a fine case study to present in favour of GC people and as a demonstration of the trans community’s true colours. Thank you, Agent Hendrix! You have done us a great service!

What a total gotcha. Sure pwned the likes of us!

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Reddit -- Archive

QED. Yeah they are women and furthermore we know it.

This is the kind of logic that children use, but even they know it’s bullshit.

 

[Summertime]

Hate to break it to them, but all transition goals are unrealistic, unless you’re actually trying to look like a blue haired butch lesbian.

That's because troonism is the most extreme manifestation of consumerism; they don't just think they can buy their way out of biological sex, they also need to become the fictional characters that inspired them into troonery.

 

[Lady Bizness]

I'm surprised a liberal mother stumbles upon something like that.

Spoiler: Well, MY mother...

My mother read lots and lots of historical fiction back in the 90s. She used to tell me about what she was reading. It seemed like every other story had this background nonsense going on where boys were being abused like that. I still remember her being horrified by these muslim boys being brought to war to keep the men company and they trained their buttholes on cones. If this mother was reading the same trendy historical fiction my mother was, maybe that's where she got the impression. No it was not played up for kicks - it was usually used as a device to get you to hate the "bad guys" as far as the narrative went.

 

[Sean Andalou]

More terminological peevishness.


Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: Whole rant.

If you like using the term for yourself, cool. If your friends like using the term for themselves, cool. But when I meet someone brand new and they call me “a fellow enby” or something like that, I’m immediately turned off.

I’m non-binary as in the adjective, as in I don’t associate with a binary gender. When you make non-binary into a noun, it feels like making it into a third concrete gender. I don’t relate to enbies as a gender. I guess I’m non-ternary when men, women, and enbies are the genders in consideration. And no, don’t tell me I’m actually agender; I’m non-binary. I experience gender in a non-binary way. But I’m not an enby.

If you don’t relate to this, that’s fine. I’m not telling you to stop using enby as a noun. Just please don’t go calling people that without knowing if they identify with it. I’ve got friends who feel similarly so I know I’m not alone in this. Much love, much respect, I don’t make this post to diss anyone. Just don’t call me an enby.

Stay hydrated, eat something nutritious, and be kind to yourself—love y’all and hope you have a wonderful day <3

————————— EDIT: Many people pointing out that enby is used because NB refers to non-Black people:

I guess I just don’t relate to wanting to shorten the term “non-binary.” I really like how straightforward the term “non-binary” is and don’t think removing two syllables/6 letters is worth decontextualizing the term.

I respect that some of you find use for the shortened term, but in turn I hope that you can understand that not all non-binary people want to be referred to as the shortened version of the term.

Key quote number one:

If you don’t relate to this, that’s fine. I’m not telling you to stop using enby as a noun. Just please don’t go calling people that without knowing if they identify with it. I’ve got friends who feel similarly so I know I’m not alone in this. Much love, much respect, I don’t make this post to diss anyone. Just don’t call me an enby.

Key quote number two:

———EDIT: Many people pointing out that enby is used because NB refers to non-Black people ...

Top rated comment:

Do not make comments here if they are only in attempt to tear OP’s opinions down. OP is not saying everyone should feel or think like they are. What they are saying is valid, and if it doesn’t apply to you that’s fine. Any further attempts to argue with them will be removed. Also don’t pick fights with someone and then accuse them of “infighting”.

Excerpt from a comment further down

I think the main problem in debates like this is that you'll never find something everyone agrees on when it comes to terminology ...

 

[Waffle Iron]

Spoiler: Well, MY mother...

My mother read lots and lots of historical fiction back in the 90s. She used to tell me about what she was reading. It seemed like every other story had this background nonsense going on where boys were being abused like that. I still remember her being horrified by these muslim boys being brought to war to keep the men company and they trained their buttholes on cones. If this mother was reading the same trendy historical fiction my mother was, maybe that's where she got the impression. No it was not played up for kicks - it was usually used as a device to get you to hate the "bad guys" as far as the narrative went.

I'd never expect mommy rape porn lit to be the thing that peaks women on trannies.
The 50 shades of grey woman should write a series on it. A boy gets groomed by some rich guy, gets drawn in deeper and deeper, and ends up being passed around the world's elite as sex toy. All she has to do is genderflip the main character, and have the rich playboy share his latest toy.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Not even a dude, she mentioned that fortunately (for her own safety!), she got the driver to go back to talking about her grandkids. It was a literal granny.

She's not just a retard who has to rely on "multiple Uber rides" to get to her gender affirming healthcare. (Probably picked up by Medicaid if she's in the US.) She's also a shitty writer who failed at recounting two separate Uber rides. The taser dude exchange occurred during her return trip home. The grannie "lady" was (presumably) the ride going to the clinic.

 

[Jesters]

I wish it was that easy. The last time I took a cab from the airport, I was so grateful that the guy didn't try to talk to me, so I was able to just sleep.

But no, the worst was when the driver wanted to recite his original poetry for me and my roommate at the time. I wish we could have just said, "No. Please no." But that's rude.

The only time I've had trouble with a ride share was when I was visiting Seattle to see a friend that lives there. I live in white ass Midwest-ville, so even with ride shares, every time it's been some older white lady. Naturally in Seattle, I got picked up by a jeet who drove so fast and wild that I genuinely almost puked from motion sickness, which I never get.

Anyways, for sharing my story, here's a thread tax.

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A bit old but I wanted to check what self owns they post in meme format. This comic ended with a jumpscare.

Spoiler: Jumpscare

The filtered overly smooth face, the urn shaped head, the zoomer curly hair... I think I found some family photos.

Spoiler: Possible family

 

[Wallace]

Even the Democrats are getting tired of the alphabet people. Naturally, this is genocide.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Even the Democrats are getting tired of the alphabet people. Naturally, this is genocide.
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Their healthcare is a Nazi medical experiment! But I think it's a bit too little too late to walk the the LGBTQ (mainly TQ) influence in the party back. Very late to walk it back after one of them shot and killed someone on the other side in broad daylight with a lot of witnesses.

 

[Gondolindrim]

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Who in their right mind would use this shit to begin with? Support taxis for fucks sake, at least they're unionized and get some amount of healthcare benefits. I've been car-less twice since being in the city. It must suck to not be able to drive at all.

https://helpingsurvivors.org/rideshare-sexual-assault/statistics/

Yeah, someone she was talking to said pretty much "I believe in self defense" and she feels threatened. Ok. What about all the actual threat that have happened when not even 2 words were exchanged because the driver was brown?

Taxis are the biggest scam ever

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

But I think it's a bit too little too late to walk the the LGBTQ (mainly TQ) influence in the party back. Very late to walk it back after one of them shot and killed someone on the other side in broad daylight with a lot of witnesses.

The past can't be changed but that's no reason to not do something. If Charlie Kirk's murder makes the dems get rid of the LGBTXYZ cult then so be it. It's going to take long and won't be easy but they have to start somewhere.

 

[DatBepisTho]

A bit old but I wanted to check what self owns they post in meme format. This comic ended with a jumpscare.

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This is a mood I can get behind for actual women, tho.

I saw an older woman wearing those Claire's-esque hair extensions and she looked like a sweet club granny from One Piece or something.

Thing was she was dressed appropriately for her age still, despite the choices of accessories and colors in her hair and ears.
Clothes were kinda dated, but still muted enough they went with what she was going for in a very early 2000s hippie revival way.

That's not something a troon can pull off, despite all the crowing they do about being better than the bioholes.

Eta-fix

 

[Crispy Pancake]

"the-cute-rapist"

 

[Sean Andalou]

Even the Democrats are getting tired of the alphabet people. Naturally, this is genocide.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220650253

OK that was off topic. Sorry.

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Pinning down some more definitions.

Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: Whole thig. A bit long.

When I was a little kid, I’d watch old episodes of “I Am Jazz” in my room on an iPad that I hid under my pillow. I’d pray to wake up as a girl and I’d steal and hide jewelry to wear at night.

My parents would check my phone, but when I was 14, I made a shared google doc with a friend and told them I was trans over it. It was the first time I ever admitted it.

So that would be my egg cracking, right?

But after that, I was terrified and stopped being friends with that person. My family is super conservative and obsessed with right wing podcasters that they’d make me listen to for hours every day. I saw me being trans as a sickness, and I was terrified of it. I thought if I could just pretend to not be trans for long enough, that the feelings would go away. But they didn’t. I’d tell myself that I wasn’t really trans, that I had AGP, or that it was just a phase, but the thoughts never went away. In the 7 years after I first admitted I was trans, if you’d have told me I was trans, I wouldn’t have believed it. It was like I was still an egg.

When I was 21, after a lot of soul searching, I finally admitted to myself that I NEEDED to transition. That it wasn’t a choice. I felt really guilty and sad that I waited this long, but I finally understood that I couldn’t choose whether to be trans or not. The only choice I had was whether or not to suffocate.

Anyway, what I’m asking is: when did my egg crack. I feel like it was a long time ago, but then again, I’m not sure.

Key quotes:

... My parents would check my phone, but when I was 14, I made a shared google doc with a friend and told them I was trans over it. It was the first time I ever admitted it.

So that would be my egg cracking, right?

But after that, I was terrified and stopped being friends with that person. My family is super conservative and obsessed with right wing podcasters ...

... When I was 21, after a lot of soul searching, I finally admitted to myself that I NEEDED to transition. That it wasn’t a choice. I felt really guilty and sad that I waited this long ...

 

[Dr. Butt]

This is a mood I can get behind for actual women, tho.

I saw an older woman wearing those Claire's-esque hair extensions and she looked like a sweet club granny from One Piece or something.

Thing was she was dressed appropriately for her age still, despite the choices of accessories and colors in her hair and ears.
Clothes were kinda dated, but still muted enough they went with what she was going for in a very early 2000s hippie revival way.

That's not something a troon can pull off, despite all the crowing they do about being better than the bioholes.

Eta-fix

"Elderly hipster bag lady with broadway stage makeup" was the only type of older woman the NYT or Scott Schuman would ever feature. You're correct in your assessment, in that it is pretty cute but only works if you're a lady.
typo

 

[a kiwifarms user]

The trans -> detrans -> retrans -> nonbinary -> detrans ->trans etc never ending loop is well known. These are mentally unstable people with constantly shifting identities.

I feel bad for those people reading their posts. At that point just chose a gender neutral name so you don't have to legally change it all the time. Unless they want a clearly gendered one to validate them. I just hope they find piece no matter what they id as. Can't be fun living like that