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He looks like Chris Evans had a child with Oskar Dirlewanger

 

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He looks like Chris Evans had a child with Oskar Dirlewanger

I'd say more Paul Reubens and Oskar Dirlewanger.

 

[Stan]

Scrolling down the comments a bit I find ...

Ugh orthodox are really not too keen on trannies. Depending on what you’ve had done you may not be able to enter the shul in EITHER section (options are women’s or men’s section, no castrated men allowed.) I used to think that was cruel but now I see it’s necessary gatekeeping to stop the contagion. Jewish fanatic troons are seriously the last people you want in your community and I have actually known one. He was exceptionally insane like trying to feel up the words in the Torah for truthiness insane, invert your dick and pretend it’s all good insane. On a pastoral level you don’t really want such basket cases anywhere where they might influence your younger or more impressionable people.

Several months ago, someone linked a /lgbt/ thread on the Sharty where a tranny posted a screenshot of one of his testicle on a paper towel with blood splashed all over it and video of cutting his ballsack. Most of the users in the thread were somewhat cheering him on. Later, he posted a follow up thread showing himself in a hospital bed (not his face though), and the replies were wishing him good luck as if it was completely normal. These people were either acting ironically or are genuinely mentally ill.

See what I mean? You let in weird religious fervor tranny you end up getting this shit on a group text to the people your shul he feels he can confide in and it’s all kinda sorta your fault for not laying down The Law ((TM)) at the start and making it clear his perversions are not welcome in your faith community,

 

[Magic Pickle]

Girls gone wild: when a drunk man pokes fun at the ambiguity of a bipolar FTM's birth sex, she flips her shit so badly that not only does she "gently" hit him with her car, but she also gets out of the car when he's down to kick the shit out of him before having a meltdown so intense she needs to schedule an "urgent therapy visit." Now she's horrified about the possibility that she's been found out, and can't figure out how her disguise was destroyed, even though she's fucking 5'4", 110lbs, has a mohawk and loves Lady Gaga.
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Got asked if I was born a boy or girl and lost it self.ftm​

NSFW for mention of alcohol/violence
Short version:
I got asked if I was born a girl or boy by my Partner’s dad’s friend last night and I admittedly lost my shit.
Long version: This is long and Im sorry
I am 25, stealth, been on T for 5 years, literally just had my 4 year top surgery anniversary, and have been passing since before medical transition. I’m 5’4, but unbothered by being short. I’m like 110lbs and have a hard time gaining weight regardless of how much I eat or work out but I’ve been considering seeing a nutritionist at some point, mainly to make sure I’m healthy enough (and I’m a bit insecure about being a smaller fella).
I have a fun goatee and mustache combo, I’m covered in body hair. I have tattoos, piercings, and a mohawk. I have literally not been misgendered besides a handful of times during mask mandates when my hair was longer and before people heard me speak.
This man (M) was incredibly drunk and constantly picks on me for my weird interests/music taste. He’s made my partner (S) uncomfortable on multiple occasions by just being overly touchy and constantly making comments on our sex life? He’s literally in his 40s, has 5 kids (whom he can only see 2 atm), and is NOT supposed to be drinking.
But music was playing, I had JUST finally sat down and opened a beer to try and enjoy my evening with my partner and her dad, and a lady gaga song came on the tv. I am not shy about my love for Gaga and I was singing along and made a comment about the music video, when M looks at my partner’s dad and says “Hey! I’ve figured it out! I know the answer to the question!”
S’s father and I are quite close, and we were already done with M’s bullshit for the night because he had been drunk for hours at this point, and he goes “M what the fuck are you talking about right now?”
In which M replies “We just wanna know if you were born a boy or a girl?”.
To this, I freeze. All i could think to say was “What? Do you wanna see my wiener?” And he replies, “Well see there’s no good way for me to answer that and get the answer I want.”
I stood up and just said, “S, I would like to go home now.” And collected my belongings and headed to the door where it was protested and that M was just “curious”. But all I could do was repeat “I want to go home. I just want to go home.”
So I head to my car, which I was so grateful I didn’t even get a chance to take a sip of my beer because my fight or flight was saying FLY. I’m deep breathing and text S to please hurry up, which she does. Her and her dad make it to the car and her dad says “What the fuck is M’s problem?” and I had chilled out pretty OK at this point but then suddenly my drivers side door is yanked open by M, his drink still in his hand. I pulled the car door shut and told him to leave me alone, to which M folded his arms and just stood outside my car yelling about whatever he was yelling about.
Idk what happened but I absolutely lost is and kept yelling at him to leave me alone, calling him a motherfucker and a creep and shit. He started walking to the front of my car when I rolled my window down and told him to get the fuck away from me or I’d run him over. S is yelling at M from the backseat, S’s dad is yelling at M to go back in the house. M stood directly in front of my car and motioned for me to hit him with it, just taunting me. So I put my car in reverse, then jerked it forward a couple feet just HOPING he’d jump back in fear. I had no intention of actually hitting him with my car and I was well aware of the distance between him and the car, but I am not proud of this. He continued to mock me when I put my car in park so I got out. I was yelling, he was yelling, S and her dad were yelling for M to get back in the house and he wouldn’t. So I shoved him, he fell, I kicked him literally in the ass and just kept saying “Fuck you”. I got back in the car, yelled for S to get in the car and we drove to the end of the driveway (like 1/4 mile long, boonies) and I broke down and had the absolute worst panic attack of my life.
I am medicated for bipolar disorder, go to therapy, stick to my routines, and I have worked incredibly hard since I was 17 on emotional regulation and recognizing my triggers. Transitioning has helped with that immensely and I have not had any major episodes since 2022. This whole situation makes me feel like I’ve taken a huge step backwards in my progress. I am not a violent person, and I behaved violently. S and her dad saw me yell and act like a freaking monster. S says it didn’t scare her and I was justified but I wish she hadn’t seen that. I’ve scheduled an urgent therapy appointment for Monday, and luckily we planned on staying home today.
Other than the shame for behaving so violently last night, all I can think about now is HOW. How did he figure it out? I never take my shirt off because of my scars. If I pee outside I make sure I’m far away from eyes. Sure I have some “feminine” interests and proudly talk about what I like, but these are all things that I’ve been asked if i was gay over. Not if I was born a girl. I’d rather get mistaken for being gay any day! Is it my looks, my speech pattern, the fact I’m so small? What gave it away? Do other people around me wonder the same thing? I didn’t t even want to sleep shirtless last night because I felt so insecure, despite being in the comfort of my own home with my own partner sleeping next to me.
Needless to say, no charges will be pressed because M is literally not allowed to be drinking right now. I’m wondering if he’ll even remember last night, while I have to remember it in shame forever. S’s dad told me he couldn’t even tell, which I was grateful for him saying that but I really would’ve rather he never found out. He’s cool and has a trans niece so I know it’s actually fine and safe but still. I just want to be seen as me.
I’m looking for advice on weird shit that could give me away. I seriously don’t know what to do. Thank you for reading

What's in a name?: a TiF hates that being clowned on for names like Asher, Oliver, Jax, Theo, Damien and other names befitting brooding love interests with floppy hair wearing corded chokers is considered fair game instead of being recognized as mocking those who fought through blood and tears to realize their true selves. I just want to know why your "true self" sounds like a made-up character you get at the end of a "What Kind of Bad Boy Would You Date?" quiz from the mid-00s.
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i hate the mockery of common/stereotypical trans names​

its also usually cis people doing it too. i have a common/"stereotypical" trans guy name cuz i picked it off a list of names when i was like 11.
this rlly pisses me off because theyre acting like its lighthearted teasing but these names are decisions that are very important to us. or like we are less than because we picked a "stupid" name. at the end of the day, it is Just a name, and someone is not just their name, but for a lot of trans people its the first step in becoming your truest, happiest self, and for everyone to start shitting on it is just depressing and makes me dysphoric.
like when i was fucking eleven i didnt know i had picked a "cringe trans name"
i shouldnt let it get to me but idk

A woman wonders why she feels smaller than men when, historically, males are statistically the larger of the two sexes of the human species. Despite this being knowledge since we first became sapient, OP thinks "it's just so weird" and "not true" and wants advice on how to stop acknowledging biological realities with what are, presumably, functioning eyes.
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Feeling like trans guys are "under" cis guys?​

Seriously, what the fuck is this feeling. Whenever there's a cis dude I feel smaller than him in EVERY way. Why do I keep putting cis dudes on a podium.
(They don't deserve a goddamn podium, like podium FOR WHAT )
I hate that about myself because it's just so weird and not true. I thought I got rid of it a while ago but it comes back when I see some dudes. Not all guys tho
Anyone relates to that? Anyone knows how to get rid of that? Anyone know WHY that feeling is there ?

And the last post segues perfectly into the next entry in which a local Keebler elf is mocked by the staff working at a restaurant, but not in a way obvious enough for her to puff up her chest and take these meanie butts to task. To be fair, OP is Japanese (and East Asians especially can skew quite short), but that's still considerably pocket-sized. Anyone else notice the shorter or taller the troon or the poon, the more likely they seem upset by their birth sex? Weird phenomenon.
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Mocked About My Height and Laughed At​

I was heading to grab lunch with my mom and stopped by what I thought was a curry place. A male staff member outside, with this super gentle, talking-to-a-kid vibe, said, “About 150cm(4'9)?” A female staff member nearby totally cracked up, barely managing to say, “Cut it out!” while laughing her head off. Turns out, the place had a “pub” sign, so we bailed. As we passed by again, the guy, still in that soft, teasing tone, said, “What, not hungry?” The woman was losing it, giggling like crazy, and said, “I told you, stop it!” I smiled and nodded at him. My mom was walking ahead, so I don’t think she realized they were teasing me, but she probably noticed. We just ignored them.

So long, farewell, Auf Wiederseh'n, goodbye: a German troon and his pooner girlfriend (i.e., a straight-with-extra-steps couple) are having intimacy issues that are leading to the end of their relationship because since starting HRT, his li'l dood has gotten devastatingly horny - specifically, to OP's chagrin, for sausage. Apologies to all German Kiwis, but this makes me never want to visit Berlin.
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My relationship is seemingly in shambles​

My boyfriend (20 trans man) and I (23 trans fem) have been in a relationship for 10 months. We are now facing a huge crisis. English is not my first language so apologies for mistakes. There is a long backstory here and it might sound like I just want a discussion about open relationships, but the issue goes way further than that.

My boyfriend has been on T since December (I’m on HRT for a bit over a year myself) and his libido has changed drastically. His sex drive has went nuts and he has started constantly making sexual comments about other people, both strangers and friends. He has a type, that I would maybe even call a fetish at this point: He is exclusively interested in trans fems and cis men, those who have penises. He has never had this obsession with penises before, but recently it has been very present, and it will come up in this story again.

When we started dating, we talked about open relationships and we both had the same opinion that we were not interested in one as of now and if that ever were to change, we would communicate that. Our relationship is monogamous. We live in Berlin and almost all of our friends are trans, or at least queer, and at least half of them are in poly or open relationships, so it seemed logical to discuss that as an option before things got more serious.

Everything escalated when we went to a queer club last Saturday (exactly 1 week ago). A friend of mine (around my age cis man) was dancing next to us. He is an expert dancer and usually a crowd builds around him, cheering as he is slaying (he is a very nice guy). My boyfriend kept making comments that this guy was so hot and so on… Later on, we saw him making out with a girl, and my boyfriend said “oh so I would have a chance” (I assume bc he is AFAB ???) and repeated more “he is so hot” comments.

After there was a performance at the club by a musician, whom my boyfriend loves, we were waiting next to the stage for the performer to come outside the backstage area so we could take photos with her. As we were waiting, the girl that my friend had been making out with, walked by and my boyfriend said “I’m so jealous of her, I wish I could make out with [friend’s name]”. That is when I felt a deep pain in my stomach. We had gone there to spend the night together as a couple, and he ended up making comments about my friend throughout the entire night.

I am not against sharing being attracted to others within the relationship. My boyfriend and I usually tell each other when we think someone is hot, I actually find it very interesting to see who my boyfriend is attracted to. Recently, my boyfriend has been telling me about who he thinks is hot every day and he has been thirsting over people a lot more often. I tried to tell myself that it’s normal, but when he kept thirsting over my friend in the club, everything went too far for me.

After we left the club, we had a talk until 7am at my place. Turns out my boyfriend wants an open relationship. He does not want to do anything with his bottom area, as he still has intense dysphoria about his genitalia, but making out and sucking d would be ok for him now. I told him that I was not comfortable with this and I could not promise him my opinion would ever change. I still believe an open relationship is something I could enjoy but not with how our relationship is going right now.

My boyfriend comes from a family of abuse, 0 communication and constant distrust. He has worked on his communication and improved a lot, but it’s nowhere near where I’d need it to be for an open relationship. Communication and trust are necessary to ever open a relationship and we are just not there yet. I have personally had an open relationship before, but that was with an ex after 2 years of being together (That relationship ended because of an unrelated situation after 3.5 years).

I asked my boyfriend whether he would be okay if I never want an open relationship. I told him that if he needed it now/for sure, he would sadly have to break up with me. My boyfriend responded that he was not sure and we both fell asleep, me feeling terrible and insecure.

Cut to Tuesday. My boyfriend and I are meeting up for co-working at a café. Since I still haven’t gotten a clear answer, I ask him again if he can stay in a monogamous relationship with me without me promising that it will eventually be open. He says he is “fine” (his words) with it. Not very reassuring.

This is where the hurtful things from my caption come up. He says “I’m fine with a monogamous relationship but when you get bottom surgery, I will need to have the option to have sex with someone who still has a penis.”

This blew me away. It literally shocked me. In German we have a word for people who only like penises or only vaginas: “Genitalpräferenz”. I think it would be called preference of genitalia in English?

A little backstory: I’ve had an old friend of mine come up to me over a year ago when I just started HRT and he asked me out of nowhere “Would you eve do something sexual with a person who doesn’t have a penis? I could never, since I need to be penetrated.” My boyfriend was the one who was the one shitting on that guy the most for his random need to randomly spread that info and for how horrible it is to dismiss trans men just bc they have no penis. Turns out, he apparently thinks the exact same way, just that I am a trans fem and he is a trans man.

Back to the conversation at the café with my boyfriend. I was especially baffled because I have no plans of getting bottom surgery and I specifically told him that before. Imagine how I would have felt, had I actually been planning bottom surgery? I told my boyfriend that I’m not even gonna have bottom surgery but that I still find it very disturbing that his first and only thought about me having it was that he needed to be dicked down so badly… Sorry for my language. When my old friend made that unwarranted comment about not dating anyone with no penis, it was my boyfriend who said “Who needs a penis? Strap-ons exist”. Well, look at him now. I did not know what else to say and our conversation ended.

On Wednesday my boyfriend met up with a friend of his to discuss what had been going on. Afterwards, he video called me to explain things. He went on to have a monologue about many issues that he had been keeping inside, like me judging his friends, his sexuality, his every move and him having no space in the relationship to talk about his feelings. I asked him how I could improve this and how to not make him feel so judged because in my mind, I have only ever supported him getting new friends and I constantly beg him to communicate more with me and that I was sad that it didn’t come across. He responded with “I don’t know when you ever actually judged me. You’re right actually.”

I hate when he does this. He closes off, dismisses his own point and doesn’t communicate any more. I’m sure I’m not perfect but I have definitely tried my best to make him come out of his shell since he wasn’t good at communicating at all when we first met. There were literally instances of me asking how he felt about a certain issue and he just stared blank at me for over an hour(!). His communication has been getting better but I just cannot trust him fully as long as he keeps keeping things inside until they come out in a mess with him not even being able to explain his points. He moved to Berlin last year right before we met and I have been trying to motivate him to go to trans masc meetups and try to make friends, which is why I was shocked about him saying I was judging his friends. I think this behavior comes from the abuse his narcissistic mom put him through, judging his every move, I just don’t know how much longer I can be patient and accept his behavior.

He then proceeded to say that his comment from Tuesday about needing to have sex with someone with a penis when I get bottom surgery was just him trying to say that when I get bottom surgery, we would have to figure out how to have sex in new ways. No shit sherlock? If I don’t have a penis anymore and a vagina instead, I would have to figure out how to do anything sexual, for myself and with others. Isn’t that a given? He said he was scared that his need to be penetrated would not be met anymore once I’d get bottom surgery. Wasn’t he the one who talked about strap-ons when my old friend made similar comments?

Well… Things seemed settled for now. I kinda needed them to be because I felt so stressed. He said he was fine with a monogamous relationship but if I was ever to change my mind, he would be ready for an open relationship. And his words on Tuesday were hurtful but I wasn’t really able to process everything yet fully. I just wanted to go back to normal. But to be quite honest, I could not believe that he was fine with a monogamous relationship after all this.

Cut to Thursday. After going to a drag show with a friend who is visiting Berlin, we had another conversation. My boyfriend repeated that he was sure of being fine with a monogamous relationship. He then asked me why I needed a monogamous relationship so badly and I told him that I just felt bad about the thought of him having sex with others for a reason I could not further rationally explain, but that he would have to accept that if he wanted to stay with me. I then asked him why he was even interested in an open relationship. He said he has been on T for a bit now and his sexuality is changing and hence he needs to explore it more. I asked why his changing sexuality is something he couldn’t explore with me and why he needed hookups for that. Here comes the next bomb.

He told me that since I am nonbinary, men could give him something I could never provide to him.

This almost made my jaw drop to the ground. I am an AMAB trans fem person. I have spent my entire life being told that I was a boy but it never felt good, it actually felt bad. Since everyone kept telling me to be a boy, I tried. I tried to be a man for 21 years of my life. I desperately wished to be a cis man for all that time, just so that I would not have to be trans. It took so long to accept myself. When I came out as nonbinary trans fem, even trans people kept telling me that I was still a man and that nonbinary was invalid. Everyone was telling me that I was a man and if I ever was to transition, it would be into a trans woman. It took me so much to ignore them and accept I was nonbinary and stand up for it. I still get transphobic comments on tiktok almost every day. They still hurt.

Being told a cis man could provide something I could not put me back in that space of wishing I was something that I am not. The young kid in me who tried to fit in with the boys and could not fit in with the girls either was back. I felt to triggered and ashamed.

My boyfriend should know that would have triggered me, but he didn’t. I explained to him why his comment hurt and he said he understood and that he was sorry. I asked him what a cis man could do that I couldn’t, and he said that cis men just have a different body than me. I admit that is true since I am on HRT and I guess I have boobs now and a slightly different body shape, but he could have just told me that he wanted more experience bc sex with every single person is just different. He did not need to specifically tell me that it was bc of cis men.

My boyfriend is a trans man and I would have NEVER in my life even considered telling him something like “I want to also have sex with cis men, because a cis man could give me something a trans man like you could never provide.” That would be completely insane.

I was so desperate for things to get back to normal that I just told him that I wanna believe him that he is fine with a monogamous relationship and we could move on.

Cut to Friday. On Friday I get a video call from my boyfriend. He tells me that he talked to his friend again (previously mentioned on Wednesday) and that his friend said it was “weird” for me to be triggered by my boyfriend’s comment on Thursday. Since I am not a trans man (and hoping for others to see me as a man), I did not have the right to be triggered here. I literally lost it and screamed at my phone how exhausting it was to have my feelings invalidated after all this. My boyfriend apologized. I had never screamed at him before and I had hoped it would be something left in my previous relationship.

I then told him that I could not trust him to be fine with a monogamous relationship since he keeps switching his opinions on whether he agrees on things and understands them or not and I just generally don’t get the vibe he is sure of it. I asked him if he is 100% sure that he wants to be in a monogamous relationship with me and he responded that he is “90%” sure.

I am so sorry but if you’re only 90% sure you want to be with me, that is not enough.

We have gone no contact since yesterday (Friday) and he is trying to make a decision about whether to stay with me or not. I am just sitting here, waiting for my boyfriend to decide whether a monogamous relationship with me or hookups are more important. I explicitly reminded him that I would be open to potentially change my mind on open relationships if we ever got to a point of being secure enough, but that I could not promise him it would ever happen for certain and he should not stay with me only if he expects us to turn open within a certain time.

Have I completely lost the plot? Even if we work out the open relationship issue, I just don’t know if I can ever trust or open up to my boyfriend again after what he said to me. Not to sound dramatic, but my boyfriend is the person I love, but he is now also one of the people who hurt me the most ever. Being told those things by my boyfriend has seemingly broken something inside me and I don’t know if it can ever heal again.

Bobblehead blues: a tranny's cranium is so comically oversized, no surgeon can really do anything about it which is so devastating to him that he's on the verge of possibly maybe starting an eating disorder perhaps some time in the near future. I would love for him to follow through on this if just because a slim figure can only exaggerate a large noggin on both sexes, so imagine what an absolute lollipop he would look like!
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Fearing deep depression after realizing I may at best pass as a trans woman and not a cis woman​

I don’t mean disrespect to trans women (as I myself am a trans woman) but I transitioned so I could pass as cis, not to be clocked or be considered to be a man in a dress as many people say. But consultation after consultation has made me lose hope. My big head is just something that cannot be fixed. My head will always be masculine and even bigger than my bf and it’s given me lost hope to the point where I might actually be forming an eating disorder bc I thought losing weight would make me more passable but it’s actually made it worse. I know we’re all each others worst critic but I keep looking at these gorgeous trans girls on Reddit who pass flawlessly only to realize that it’ll never be me. I’m scared.

Potty predator: a pooner's papa prattles punishingly about places she plans to piss in. Say that three times fast!
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Parents called me a rapist for using the men’s room​

“A person not born with a penis is not allowed to see my fucking penis in a fucking bathroom and if somebody fucking told me that they had to then they'd be fucking trouble. And I'm not gonna be the only fucking man that fucking thinks that way. So getting fucking reality of a little lady.
Just because you are confused, doesn't mean you get to rape old men in a bathroom by making them show their penis to a person without one
You're a fucking sex pervert
Dude, you absolutely don't look like a man. If some girl was confused about what her private parts were and made me expose my genitals to her, then I would fucking call the police if I could keep myself under control, I would probably smack the shit out of them. That's fucking rape.”

These are the texts I received today from my dad after he asked me out of the blue which bathroom I use. I’m deep stealth and in a very rural, conservative part of an already screaming red state. I regularly see people with iron cross tattoos out and about—if I looked like a woman, people here definitely wouldn’t have qualms telling me.
I hate that because I was born wrong and will never relate to the basic human experience of having a family you can rely on and feel loved by. They say vile shit like this to me damn near every day and do everything to keep me under their control despite me being well into my twenties. I could have been a great son but instead they chose to let me be irreparably marred by puberty and verbally and physically torture me for over a decade. I’m so fucking sad.

Not so cunning a linguist: a TiF accidentally passed on some sort of dirty business to a beau when he went down on her while she had bacterial vaginosis; she has since gotten treated, but finds that he's quite odoriferous now and cannot find the courage to broach the subject that she may have passed on something nasty to him. This one is both icky and immoral!
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i feel so embarassed ab something that happened w my fwb​

ive been seeing my fwb for 6 months now. hes a cis man. he likes me a lot and he treats me really well. im just so embarassed cause when we first started hooking up he gave me head and i had BV at the time but didnt know
once i found out (from routine sti/std testing) i got it treated before seeing him again but i never told him. i just feel really humiliated
after he gave me head and we kissed, his mouth tasted really strong like coppery and musty and i was confused bc thats an unusual flavor and thought it might js be the testosterone (ive been on t for 9 months now) but i realized later it was bc of BV. it didnt taste fishy at all but it didnt taste good
he asked me before if i want him to give me head and i said i dont really like it, which is true, but i wanna experiment w it. i give him head almost every time we have sex bc i enjoy it, and he asks me to. but i dont like how it feels one sided
i feel so embarrassed and dont wanna tell him I had BV. do i ethically need to tell him for health reasons? hes gotten tested too since then and doesnt have anything. im scared hed get mad or be disgusted
knowing him though hes never gotten mad at me and hes really forgiving and always gives people the benefit of the doubt. sometimes too much bc people take advantage of it
just asking him for head would probably solve this. but im scared if i ask he wont do it cause he thinks i taste gross. or that if he gives me head hell comment on how i tasted off before or that i taste better and idk how to respond to that
i also just have a hard time asking for things and communicating and setting boundaries. esp w sex cause i feel shame around it. he knows ab that and encourages me to communicate etc. and im working on it too

 

[Jesters]

And dancing at all in a feminine way? Hips swaying? Sensuality? EW NO BOYS DON’T DO THAT AND IM TOTES A BOY.

That's how men dance, if they know how to. Unless you're specializing in like, breakdancing or something, that's how dancing is. You move, you sway, you bounce. That shit is passion and sometimes passion looks a little gay, don't be afraid of it.

 

[AMHOLIO]

she flips her shit so badly that not only does she "gently" hit him with her car, but she also gets out of the car when he's down to kick the shit out of him before having a meltdown so intense she needs to schedule an "urgent therapy visit." Now she's horrified about the possibility that she's been found out, a

Correction: she nearly hit him with her car after she warned him and the drunk man asked for it:

He started walking to the front of my car when I rolled my window down and told him to get the fuck away from me or I’d run him over. S is yelling at M from the backseat, S’s dad is yelling at M to go back in the house. M stood directly in front of my car and motioned for me to hit him with it, just taunting me. So I put my car in reverse, then jerked it forward a couple feet just HOPING he’d jump back in fear. I had no intention of actually hitting him with my car and I was well aware of the distance between him and the car, but I am not proud of this. He continued to mock me when I put my car in park so I got out.

While not the right choice to scare him, it was a man screaming at someone while drunk to hit him with a car. I'll let that slide since a man standing in front of a car trying to make someone hit him is literally asking for it. The problem is I can't tell if that was his plan all along or if when he went in front he was just going to pass by before deciding to stand there at her threat.

He continued to mock me when I put my car in park so I got out. I was yelling, he was yelling, S and her dad were yelling for M to get back in the house and he wouldn’t. So I shoved him, he fell, I kicked him literally in the ass and just kept saying “Fuck you”. I got back in the car, yelled for S to get in the car and we drove to the end of the driveway (like 1/4 mile long, boonies) and I broke down and had the absolute worst panic attack of my life.

He also got pushed over by her then kicked once (or more possibly). It isn't mature or good, but a drunk man yanking open your driver's door while you try to leave to insult you more and then obstructing your path out is not something easy or fun to deal with. Had she been a regular man, this would have had a 50% chance of escalating into a fistfight already.

She still shouldn't think she's unclockable or always passing, but the guy is technically the bigger loser for being a massive fucking retard. And the protagonist's GF's dad should have dragged his ass away.

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

Apologies to all German Kiwis, but this makes me never want to visit Berlin.

Don't apologise. German also don't want to visit Berlin. Try the black forest or Rhineland Palatines forests. Or maybe even Hamburg if it's a big city you are looking for. But Berlin has fallen and is lost.
Also grandpas in dresses and / or weird boots. Really wouldn't recommend that shithole.

 

[Accidental Protege]

I knew that first story was going to be good as soon as I read "I have a fun goatee and mustache combo"

 

[Magic Pickle]

She still shouldn't think she's unclockable or always passing, but the guy is technically the bigger loser for being a massive fucking retard. And the protagonist's GF's dad should have dragged his ass away.

Oh, believe me, there are many people - including that guy - who merit being hit by a car karmically, so don't mistake me as a sympathizer for those of his kind. In my dream world, this would've been caught on an hour-long cop cam with clear footage and perfect subtitles, because I would have loved to watch some dickhead get tased as another cop comforts a pooner sobbing harder about being clocked moreso than about being a weepy little David against a drunken Goliath. Imagine the YouTube comments!

Thread tax.
One year ago, a man began his journey into crossdressing, much to his wife's displeasure (though she tried to meet him halfway by buying him bralettes and women's socks). Eight months ago, tensions reached a boiling point where they had a rather explosive argument in which she has concerns that HRT will effect his volatile temper, which he furiously shuts down. Now as of two days ago, he's thinking about imploding things even further by coming out to his children, one of whom is a son admits he has a "strained relationship" with due to his anger management issues and a daughter who has supposedly seen the straps of his bra during times of roughhousing with him.
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At a loss. My wife doesn’t accept me. Could use some encouragement.​

Sorry for the long post. I just need to someone to process with.
TLDR: I am a 36 yo, AMAB. wife says that if I medically transition and alter my body, we will no longer have sex. She has shown how she doesn’t accept me in several ways.
My wife doesn’t accept me…
She says she accepts me and supports me, but doesn’t stand beside me on this journey. This is by and large lip service and not the fun kind.
When she sees me wear panties, she says they reminder of speedos. Referring them to as a clothing article designed for males. This is the equivalent of a blatant rejection of who I am choosing to identify as. Mind you she says she supports me and accepts me.
Whenever I bring up how much I hate my body hair, she begs me to keep it because it’s who she has always know and who she is attracted to. Essentially she is begging to keep presenting as masculine, when I truly want nothing to do with the masculine identity. Mind you, she says she supports me and accepts me.
My wife should be proud and willing to stand next to me in this journey. She doesn’t want to see the bras or the breast forms. She doesn’t want me to change how I look accept for painting my toe nails. In regards to my family, I am alone. She has shown concern with me telling the kids as well.
She has played the sex card, stating that if I transition, we will no longer have sex.
To her credit, she has tried to be okay with my identity. She bought me bralettes, just to decide she doesn’t want to see me in them. That they are too much of a shock.
She has bought me female socks. That was sweet of her and a small step in the right direction.
She went to the Pride Event with me, but I’m not sure she would have if I went presenting as female.
So there have been some efforts made, but over all she does not accept me, like she says she does. And it hurts… I love the hell out of that woman, but she loves me as a man and a man only. Her love has conditions. It has limits. And that sucks… I don’t want to leave her and the children, but I don’t want to continue boy moding pre HRT (actually banned from having HRT). What do I do?

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Shit show with spouse.​

I am AMAB (36 yo). My egg cracked about 2.5 years ago and now identify as gender fluid. I would present femme 24/7 but don’t to help the wife through the transition.
Today has been a shit show. It started out alright. She was in a bit of a sexy mood and wanted to give me oral after a quick shower. I slowed you down so we could enjoy some snuggles. She teasingly led my hand to just above your clit and wouldn’t go any further. After that I led her hand over my bra she withdrew. It hurt, but I was the one foolish enough to be hopeful that things were changing a bit, although remembering that she had said if I changed my body physically, it would be a sexless marriage. She just weren’t attracted to feminine individuals. She then continued to talk to me about how she was afraid of me going on HRT because, though much improved, I can take my anger out vocally. She is afraid that I will divorce her so I could take it, and I said we could stay married. She then said that if I took it while we were married, it would leave to divorce because of how it would affect my emotions. I changed the subject. We started the shower. She kept trying to repair things by talking about other topics, but I honestly just needed silence. I eventually told her this. She kept forgetting that and spoke to me. She even showed me something about how the church is trying to withhold God’s love from the lgbtqia+ community. I honestly did not need to see anything related to that from you after you just withdrew and told me that you were afraid of me taking HRT. Then as I am getting dressed you see my naked ass and say, “You and that butt. I love that bubble butt that you have always had.” … That I have always had??? You mean the one that has always been male presenting, either in male underwear or naked. If I wear a women’s thong you say nothing. If I draw your attention to it, you say it reminds you of a man’s speedo… That butt?? I get you to table to conversation. You go take care of the kids and I eventually go join you, get meds for the kids and do dishes.
She asked me if we were going to be okay. I said yes, but then began requesting that you not talk about the community or my body after withdrawing like that. She said she didn’t know that it would be an issue. I said it seemed like common sense. She got hurt and defensive about how none of the my transition being easy to understand. I said that it was obvious that I was hurting after you withdrew. She suggested that we take a break for 30 minutes.
30 minutes later, we discuss it and she starts to understand that I don’t need to hear or see anything about my body or the community after that kind of interaction. She then brings up that I said there might come a time where I say that I need to take HRT even though she is worried about how it might affect my temper. I say, that I should get to be who I really am, and she responds harshly, “You don’t even know who you really are.” Which I did tell her a couple of months ago, that I was still figuring it all out. I end the conversation and leave the room. I return to get my wallet and tell her that I am stepping out for a while and would be back later.
She follows me and tries to tell me something. I tell her “no” before she can. She says “Yes!” I tell her to just leave me alone. She refuses. I cover my ears and keep yelling at her to leave me alone. She refuses. I keep walking towards the car. She follows. I close my eyes, and she stands in front of me still trying to talk to me. I accidentally walk into her and she pushes me back. She says she didn’t know what I was doing. She says I am unstable. I get into my car and she holds the car door open. She says I am not safe to drive. Mind you she is the one who pushed me, and has continued to refuse to give me the privacy I need. I finally give her the car keys and yell at her to go away.
Apparently she wanted to know if I am safe. I’m NOT suicidal. My mind doesn’t rush there every time someone hurts me. That’s not who I am. I know she struggles with that, but that doesn’t mean I do. She SHOULD have just let me leave. She did NOT have to follow me out of the house and block me from walking to the car.
It’s NOT that I’m not stable. It’s that I AM hurting. It wasn’t just that she said that I don’t even know who I am, it was how she said it. She said it with a harsh tone. You said it angrily. Perhaps she was just hurting that I said there MIGHT be a time where I say, “this is what I need to do for my own body.” If so I understand why you were hurt, but you still said it with a sharp tone.
I’m not going to make that decision to take HRT until I do know for certain. But if that time came, I should have the right to make that choice. It’s my body. I have the right to do with it whatever I like so long as it makes me happy and is lawful, but hey, Trump is office, so that should fix that right? She should have nothing to worry about.
She comes back to the car 2 hours later and wants to talk. I tell her it won’t do much good. It won’t change anything. She asks what I mean and I tell her that it won’t change how she refused to leave me alone or that she pushed me. I then ask her to close the door. She is standing outside and it is cold enough without a way to power the engine. She says no. I then begin demanding that she closes it. She tells me to stop yelling and so I whisper it repeatedly. She slams the door and walks off.
She later comes back without saying anything and gives me my keys.
When I finally go back into the house, she expresses frustration that I was gone for 4 hours and then tells me that she will be gone for a break tomorrow.

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Coming out to my children​

So, I’ve seen some really good signs that my oldest son (11) is really accepting of members of the lgbtq community. He has said things like “love is love” and that 2 people of the same gender can fall in love. I’m not exactly sure what he thinks of transgender people. I myself identify as nonbinary trans femme. I would like to come out to him, but I want to do this as prepared as possible. So, I guess my questions are:
1.) How can I help him be more prepared for my coming out? Are there kid friendly shows that he and I can watch that might help?
2.) what negative effects can coming out to him have? Our relationship is strained due to my short temper. It is getting better, but still strained.
3.) Also, I have a 10yo daughter and 8yo son. Should I come out to all three at the same time? I’m not sure that the youngest one is ready yet. I believe my daughter suspects because when roughhousing, she has pulled on the collar of my shirt and saw my bra straps on a few occasions.

Spoiler: The real L is his horrible, horrible body!

 

[meager]

He didn’t even bother shaving his face? He’s literally just a man with moobs. Maybe it’s because he’s taking the genderspecial route but it’s still absurd.

 

[majorplayer]

Even with transitioning, they're still social awkward autists. They'll never chat with someone, whether they're born male or female. If you're a newly minted tranny, you'll be lovebombed to hell by other trannies, so you think that trooning out is the solution to your loneliness. But that doesn't translate into real life. Wearing a dress for the first time for some tranny sub might get you a lot of support and updoots, but if you go outside you'll get disgusted looks. What is sold as a social butterfly hack, ends up pushing you even further away from other people. At that point it is just you, and your internet friends.

Funny enough, reading this reminded me of someone who did just that. And it was encouraged to a fault. But then it isolated said person from everyone, because they were still weird.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

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Didn't even notice what was left of his hair.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I am medicated for bipolar disorder, go to therapy, stick to my routines, and I have worked incredibly hard since I was 17 on emotional regulation and recognizing my triggers. Transitioning has helped with that immensely and I have not had any major episodes since 2022.

And now you've got to reset that clock, don't you?

 

[batteredpancakes]

John Ritter's pooner daughter Stella "Noah" has some updates. previous post
She posted a few Instagram pics about being on Celebrity Family Feud. Looks like she's gonna be more of an internet presence in the future.


And a weird post with photo editing. She seems to realize how stupid she looked on camera. I wish every troon had this opportunity.

And I managed to find a short clip with her in it and she looks like a homeless dwarf. Much worse than the above pics. Very small and offputting compared to her taller handsome brothers.

Spoiler: Instagram vs. Reality

Her expressions and movements are very girly; like way more girly than a typical 26 year old; almost like she has arrested development. 0:35 for her ridiculous turn.
At least her voice is okay.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

At least her voice is okay.

I dunno, she still has the pooner frog in there to my ears.

0:35 for her ridiculous turn.

 

[cypocryphy]

Of course she picks Noah. I guess it beat out Aiden and Milo.

 

[JCnGGd32]

John Ritter's pooner daughter Stella "Noah"

Teeny tiny little hands

 

[YouTube Autist]

She has shown how she doesn’t accept me in several ways.
My wife doesn’t accept me… [...] She says she accepts me and supports me, but doesn’t stand beside me on this journey. [...] This is the equivalent of a blatant rejection of who I am choosing to identify as. Mind you she says she supports me and accepts me. [...] Essentially she is begging to keep presenting as masculine, when I truly want nothing to do with the masculine identity. Mind you, she says she supports me and accepts me. [...] Her love has conditions. It has limits.

This guy is using Antony's "And Brutus is an honorable man!" device to try to goad his readers into hating his wife. Imagine hanging your wife out to dry like this in front of a forum full of strangers.

Then as I am getting dressed you see my naked ass and say, “You and that butt. I love that bubble butt that you have always had.” … That I have always had??? You mean the one that has always been male presenting, either in male underwear or naked. If I wear a women’s thong you say nothing. If I draw your attention to it, you say it reminds you of a man’s speedo… That butt?? I get you to table to conversation. You go take care of the kids and I eventually go join you, get meds for the kids and do dishes.

She asked me if we were going to be okay. I said yes, but then began requesting that you not talk about the community or my body after withdrawing like that. [...] She said it with a harsh tone. You said it angrily.

This constant switching back and forth between the second and the third person makes him sound utterly insane, like this post is being dictated while he's rolling around a padded room in a straitjacket.

My interpretation of this post is: this weirdo's wife, who is undoubtedly very lonely and unfulfilled, tried to show him some physical affection. He attempted to turn it into a gender roleplay fantasy by making her grab his boobs. When she demurred, he started to get angry. Knowing that he is a red-faced, angry, shouting, emotionally volatile manchild, his wife attempts to pacify him by talking about how the LGBTQIA2SVHS+ community is so oppressed and how she supports them 100%. He petulantly demands she be quiet, and sends her off to wash dishes and look after the kids. When his wife voices her concerns about his temper, he runs away shouting with his hands over his ears and hides in the car. After a while, his wife tells him to stop sitting in the car and to act like an adult, and his response is more yelling. After this, his wife leaves for "a break."

That is a MEMORABLE image.

This image excellently illustrates the minstrel show conception of masculinity that a lot of FtMs seem to hold. All that's missing is a crumpled up beer can and a nudie magazine lying to the side.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Apologies to all German Kiwis, but this makes me never want to visit Berlin.

No European likes their capital city. They're always filled with champagne socialists, deviants and foreigners (both the pet brown and the expat variety).

those who have penises

Wow, a woman that likes dick. How curious.

My boyfriend comes from a family of abuse, 0 communication and constant distrust.
[..]
The young kid in me who tried to fit in with the boys and could not fit in with the girls either was back. I felt to triggered and ashamed.

Oh come on, Is there ANYONE with a medical licence that doesn't just go along with a mental patient's delusions?

 

[Gorton Colu]

No European likes their capital city. They're always filled with champagne socialists, deviants and foreigners (both the pet brown and the expat variety).

I honestly cannot think of a single place in the world that I am familiar with where people outside of the capital by and large like the capital and its inhabitants.