
BOO


Jesus h Christ

Titty skittles, of course

The shark isn’t even that cute, I don’t get the obsession. Can’t tell if he’s in a hospital or shelter or what.

Okay?

Aw that’s sweet

Great

Check out that great parenting up there

Even better, you get to blame all of this on your kid!

Oh good, hope she’s doing okay now


DID faker, of course.

Hasn’t been in a relationship since 2013

Super horny tho, so still worth it

Oh I bet lol

Another sociopath who loves wearing pantyhose

IS HOMELESS AND DISABLED

Abilify ain’t working anyway bro

Health is wealth except for this guy, if he had magic body wishes, he wouldn’t ask for his mental or physical health back, just a clean shave and a pussy. Priorities!

Fixing his heart wasn’t even part of his three wishes!

Aka “get this troon bastard out of my house, I don’t care how.”

AGP! AGP! AGP!

Who violated that poor shark?

WHO TF IS THAT SIR

You could’ve just played Spider Solitaire…

Don’t let that big beautiful ass distract you from the fact that he has NO TEETH!!!

He gotta hurry and get his fake pussy installed before meanieface Trump ruins his dreams of making more than 200 dollars a year.
Tl;dr toothless DID faker (so about as crazy as the real thing, if that even exists) trooned out and hasn’t been in a relationship in over ten years, hasn’t seen his kids in a few years, is homeless and disabled (both physically and mentally) and…HE’S NEVER BEEN HAPPIER