📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Mad_Dog]

I've noticed something similar myself, at least in terms of older women being reluctant to tell off younger women or otherwise correct their bad behavior. We seem to have this idea that trying to impede a younger woman's choices, even if we know for a fact her choice is wrong or will lead to her self-destructing, we are reluctant to say so because it impedes her freedoms too much to even tell her she's acting retarded. It's so bad in some spheres that I've heard people call others misogynist just for griping about awful slop entertainment aimed at 14 y/o girls.

That's fucking retarded

 

[pooterino]

This is just such a strange word puzzle of fucked up gender newspeak I have a hard time even comprehending what's going on.

Agreed but rephrasing can be fun!

"74 thousand Tumblr strangers replied to this post about the following poor troon (troon: a cock-chopped male or a "girlcock haver"): said troon male kept matching with "cute guys" (in reality, zipper titted pooners) online and then got sad when the pooners thought he was also a pussy-lipped pooner rather than a guy with a "feminine penis." Then the troon did some other wildly stupid shit like showing up to a self-defense class with a hulking male frame and a literal beard and wonders why he gets side-eyes from the actual female women in the class when he starts trying to "reclaim" the word bitch. Other dumb nonsense stemming from hormone-induced-brain-cancer continues to pour into the troon's brain and everyone hates them. Except for 74k other retarded Tumblr users."

Close enough, I think.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I am in a self defense class for queer people, learning hand to hand combat as a community. I have been here months.

All I wanna know is why that whole text is written like a Dr. Manhattan monologue.

It's May. I have been here two months. The Vietcong are expected to surrender within the week. Many have given themselves up already...

 

[nonespecified]

You know the self defense training looks like Kip at that karate class in Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[Intel Core Ultra 7 265k]

Of course they do, 90% of their culty beliefs are hugboxing by telling each other "Girl, you are so pretty!" or "I'm one of the bros know, don't you think so?" No negativity is allowed in thoughts to their troonery.

Or the alternate answer to that question: "It's genocide if you don't let me damage my body"

Reminded me of this tranny from the tcrf thread

 

[YouTube Autist]

I'm actively seaking a theripist

I hope he doesn't have to seak a theripist for too long.

I have a mustache and a deep voice and everything.

This reminds me of Holden Caulfield trying to convince people he's an adult and not a 16-year-old by pointing to the patch of gray hairs on the side of his head.

All I wanna know is why that whole text is written like a Dr. Manhattan monologue.

HERE'S the Dr. Manhattan line you were looking for:

 

[HalTurner]

My teenage son seems to have a bigger dick than I have, I thought it was just down to genetics from his mother's side

...wat

 

[gampboonerisms]

All I wanna know is why that whole text is written like a Dr. Manhattan monologue.

Like I said before, it's because that one tranny came out on YouTube with it.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Problematic sexism? Well sort of.

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My (18ftm) best friend (18F) asked me if she could "expose my identity" to her long-distance boyfriend because he seemed jealous that she's moving in with a man for uni. I have no intention of stealing her and they both know I'm gay.

So I was like I don't get the logic behind that cause it doesn't change anything, I'm still a man. She said that "maybe it will give him some peace of mind if he knows you don't have the body parts he should be worried about". So the problem would be that she's moving in with a dick? Told her it made me a bit uncomfortable as it's basically like oh actually it's a woman.

Anyway this left me feeling icky, dysphoric, like a sorry excuse of a man and I started to miss the cock&balls I've never had. I don't really have that much bottom dysphoria but yeah after this having a dick feels like a requirement for being a "real" man. Not a great confidence boost when it's already hard to feel desirable as a trans man. She's the most supportive person in my life and I'm not angry at her or anything, just... sad bc of dysphoria. Maybe I'm overthinking this.

Some amusing back and forth in the comments.

 

[FinnSven]

Problematic sexism? Well sort of.

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Some amusing back and forth in the comments.

Sorry but she is correct.

As she is trans and doesn’t have a functioning cock, she is less of a threat.

If she really wanted to keep up the facade but convince the boyfriend she isn’t a threat, she could have just claimed to be so impotent that even viagra fails to help.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Sorry but she is correct.

The situation is still one of insanity.

 

[Otterly]

I pass and have been stealth for a couple years at this point. This was the only situation in the last couple years I’ve been clocked.

You’ve been clocked by every single person you met. This is the only one rude and untouchable enough to say so.

we as a society have started elevating younger women and lost the matriarchs,

I firmly believe the Karen meme expanding to cover anything like this is deliberate.

 

[Magic Pickle]

How tight the shoe is on the other foot: a troon feels despair that the things that bring him joy are overrun with bigots, finally knowing what it's like to be a normal person surrounded by dog collar-sporting, polyamorous, autistic men in cheap Amazon tights.
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Bigots run everything I love. It's ruining my life.​

I work in a call center (voice training nightmare mode) and live in a red state. The job has driven me to being put on suicide watch a couple times but I can't quit and do something else like I desperately need because my entire resumè is sales & customer service and I get paid well for the job I do.
I'm feeling helpless about it and I've been spiraling for years now over my general place in the world as an extroverted trans woman who presents hyper-feminine despite my passions...
I love working on cars but bigots run the shops, the communities, and the events.
I would love to learn welding, CNC, machining, etc. but bigots run all the shops.
I would love to become a handywoman but I can only afford to live in folksy Midwest places where my only clientele would be bigots.
I love blues music but I can't go enjoy a show without bigots glaring at me the whole time. I also used to be a touring musician (guitar) and stopped mainly because it just feels pointless with no one to play with or for.
My local queer community all hate one another because we're all under constant pressure from bigots and can't help to take that anxiety & frustration out on each other.
Every week I wear my voice out talking for 8 hours a day in "girl voice" and have to use my relaxed, low voice around my family and singular friend. That's outside of being yelled at for stuff that's not my fault on a daily basis, being passed over for promotions because I refuse to be inauthentic, and all the normal corporate BS that I have become irredeemably antagonistic toward at this point.
It's all driven me into a soft seclusion with my partner and my best friend who's moving away soon and I just feel so... not myself. Not alive. Not living the life I need to live to have any sort of joy. Not a part of something I feel at home & worthwhile within.
My dream job was mechatronics, and at this point I refuse to take the risk on 4 years of college debt to come out the other end to AI replacing most of the starter jobs I could get and being stuck in corporate hell for the leftover ones I could eke into.
So my next "dream" job is flipping wrecked sports cars, but I need tons of money to start and survive the lulls.
And yeah, I'm good with tech. I run a pretty complicated homelab. I know the fundamentals of coding, ops, admin, etc. I could be the stereotypical trans girl in tech. But again, I just can't handle the corporate BS.
I just... I don't know what to do. I see fantastic mental health professionals who have done a lot for me but we're at the point now where the only thing that will help is a fundamental shift in my practical circumstances. And that's just not going to happen without a miracle, I fear.
I don't know if this post is venting or a cry for help so any replies are welcome. I'm so scared of what's coming next for me and for trans folks in-general and it make my life feel so pointless nowadays; like anything I could do for myself is just throwing resources into a bottomless pit.

A tranny who was banking on historical evidence of his lunacy has his hopes dashed when his father is completely blindsided by his desire to become a little pug-faced hentai bimbo. The real comedy? OP allegedly has BPD and autism, reporting himself that he has "drastically changed" his "fashion, hyperfixations and personality" over the last few years to blend in with his peers. I pity his father - he must find raising this boy to be akin to life on a constant Tilt-a-Whirl.
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my dad let it slip that he didn't see any of this (my transition) coming ​

so for context i am 18 and 3 months into my transition. my dad is supportive but doesn't know anything about what it's like being trans, and sometimes says things about trans people that sound a little iffy coming from a cis person, but i figure he just doesn't realize.
me and my dad were talking about how people can change extremely quickly, and he cited me as an example, obviously referencing my transition, and he acted like he didn't see it coming at all. i don't think he realized that that can be a touchy subject for some trans people, but it hit me pretty hard.
i already have awful self doubt/esteem, and hearing things like this just make it so much worse. an unhealthy obsession of mine is obsessing over signs from my childhood to validate current me, and this destroyed any bit of hope that i had that i had exhibited obvious signs of being trans as a kid. it really makes me wonder if the people around me just see my transition as another phase or personality quirk of mine. it also doesn't help that i am bpd and autistic, and have drastically changed my fashion, hyperfixations, and personality in the past several years to mirror the people i spend time around.
i don't know how common it is for family members to tell you that they "saw it coming," and i know that you don't have to exhibit signs of being trans early in life to be valid, but it still hurts to hear that it was a surprise for anyone that knew me for my whole life. it could just be that he is still adjusting to my new name and pronouns i guess, but it didn't sound like that was what he was talking about. has anyone else had this kind of experience and is it just an early-transition kind of comment you hear from people? sorry for venting, this just sucks

After meeting with his religious parents, a MTF feels a righteous sense of indignation because they dared to speak out of turn. I genuinely hope his parents said something as based as "truth trumps the lies which [you] tell [yourself]", because that is both comically fire and brimstone and sincerely cool as fuck. Their genes were wasted on you!
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Visited My Religious & Conservative Parents​

It went about as expected. I (mid-30s) live about half way across the country from them and came out to them (still boymoding at that time) almost exactly a year ago. For a while they refused to see the real me afterwards, and then randomly started gaslighting me and claiming they never said anything of the sort. So I called their bluff, and scheduled a visit with them over this weekend in a neutral location.
The initial sticker shock was clear when I first saw them, but I didn't want to really hold that against them...until my mom scurried away about all of 3 minutes later out of clear discomfort/disgust. I actually managed to keep my composure and the visit continued but at an arm's length both emotionally and physically. However, the deadnaming and misgendering continued without pause and almost always accompanied by an, "and I'll always call you that." I expected this and mostly blew it off, until the very end of the visit (which totaled about 3 hours, give or take). To this point, I had not put my foot down on being named and gendered correctly with them whatsoever at any point so I took the opportunity to very kindly ask that in the future they make an effort on that front. An effort, nothing more, nothing less.
Defiantly, proudly and arrogantly, they both refused adamantly. Immediately they defaulted to spewing autogenerated statements that were recitations from their precious bronze aged sex manual and made nauseating statements regarding my "choices" and how their precious religion was more important to them than their own flesh and blood and that the Bible SHOULD be more important than "respecting me." "Truth trumps the lies which I tell myself," they claimed.
Despicable.
I'm OK. But that was their chance. I won't be seeing them again anytime soon. To think that 18 months ago I didn't know that I would be on this level of borrowed time with them, and it makes me so sad. They are both in their 60s and my dad in particular lives a high stress, high demand lifestyle of constant 70-80 hour work weeks that I suspect will drastically shorten his life. My mom ables him in this even though he is his own boss and they are very well off and don't need the money.
Methinks NC is the next step here.

A troon doesn't understand how being a troon is undesirable in this day and age. I, too, am baffled at his perpetual loneliness; I mean, he's been looking for love on places like TikTok and Discord, which are essentially breeding grounds for those of transgender persuasion! He must be a fantastically wretched specimen if even he cannot find a Discord mod to be the mewling kitten to.
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Is There Something About Me That Makes Love Impossible?​

I think I’m officially cooked. Emotionally. Spiritually. Romantically.I’ve been using Tinder for nearly five months now. I’m not saying I expected to find my soulmate in that time — I know that’s unrealistic. But I did expect that out of over 300 likes I’ve sent, maybe one would get accepted. Just one.But… nothing. Not even a single accepted like.
I’ve started to feel drained. It’s exhausting sending out likes and never being acknowledged. I’m not asking for dozens of matches. Just one person who thinks, “Hey, maybe she’s worth talking to.”
I have gotten a few matches, but only when people liked me first. And even then…Either they ghosted me after a day or two, unmatched me right after I messaged, or just disappeared. Even when all I said was “Hi, how’s it going?”I’ve tried other dating apps. I’ve tried reaching out on TikTok, on Discord, on everything I could think of. Nothing.
I’m almost 20. I’ve never been in a relationship. I’ve never kissed anyone. I’ve never held hands, cuddled, shared a soft moment with someone.I’ve never had anything.
I’m trying. I’m really, genuinely trying. And still, nothing works.And yes — I’m trans.But I’ve seen other trans girls find love, build relationships, get matched. So what is it about me that makes this feel impossible?
Even before I started HRT, it wasn’t like I had more luck. The only time in my life someone told me they wanted to go out with me… it turned out to be a cruel joke. Just something to mock me.And that was the one and only time in 20 years that someone asked me out.
Honestly, I’m at a loss. I don’t even know if I deserve love anymore.Maybe I’ll just delete my dating profiles. I don’t know what else to do.
Again, I’m not asking for a fairy tale romance. But… one person who doesn’t block me after a few days would already mean the world.One person who accepts a like from me. That’s all.But maybe I’m just not made to be loved.
And the worst part is, I really want that connection. I’ve wanted it for so long. And the pain of constantly being rejected, ignored, or ghosted is starting to weigh on me more than I can handle.
I don’t know what else to do anymore

In the wake of transitioning, a MTF's partner decides to bail on him because his fixation on his gender dysphoria was so ruinous and all-consuming that he began to neglect her emotionally and physically. Regardless of his pleas, she makes her exit stage left, and now OP wonders if it was ever even worth it to have tried. I love this song!
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My (MtF 27) and my partner (29 F) split up and I'm devastated​

So my partner and I met and started dating long distance 3.5 years ago. After a year we moved into a place together until a year later when the lease ended we had to go long distance again (for various reasons)
About a month before we went long distance again (and exactly 2 years into our relationship) I started transitioning. My partner is pansexual and very trans-friendly. It was tough for her at first obviously but she's always been my biggest supporter.
Around the start of this year I began to experience a few personal issues such as heightened dysphoria (I attribute it to being too far along to comfortably boymode full time but also not far enough to comfortably girlmode) and my sex drive almost completely died. I also discovered recently that my hormone levels are way too low and this was giving me a constant feeling of numbness and depression (I'm currently trying to fix it).
My (now ex) partner is very touchstarved and romantic and took it personally that I had stopped being as intimate with her. I was also focusing A LOT on my own transition and about finding my place in the world and rebuilding myself and this ultimately led to me not giving her the attention she needed and deserved. She'd also began to find topics around my transition exhausting on her end which means I started to avoid "shoving it down her throat" even though it's been the biggest thing happening in my life currently and affected literally everything so it was a topic that was hard to escape from.
We had a big talk a month or so ago where she told me the things that were bothering her and I took them on board and genuinely was trying to make an effort to change and show her how much I love her, but a few days ago she messaged me a long paragraph again about how she still wasn't feeling loved or valued by me and that she was at her breaking point.
This was a huge conversation filled with essay long messages and the last message was by me, detailing how I wanted to change and what I wanted to do for us moving forward. She opened it and never responded so I thought giving her time would be best as I didn't want to change the subject and act like nothing had happened but I also didn't know what else to say.
Anyway in the meantime I went to a gig that my friend had invited me to a few days earlier and while I was there she sent an angry message saying that this was what she was talking about, that I went all day without messaging her and now she could see I was at a gig like none of it even mattered. I explained that I was waiting for her to respond and that I didn't know what to say and that I genuinely want to fix things but she told me she does still love me but can't do this anymore and she's done.
I've been crying or on the verge of tears since then and I genuinely have no idea how to move forward or if it's even worth it. I feel like I shouldn't have transitioned and that things would have been better for everyone if I'd just stayed in the closet.
(I'm not trying to vent about my partner, I love her so so much and she's been the best thing that's happened to me and all I want is for her to be happy. There's no anger directed at her here I just need to get things off my chest)

Lastly, another heartbroken little genderbeast laments losing what felt like "her person," fearing that her specific type in men is too narrow for her to find a replacement for in this lifetime. Given that she doesn't want to fuck other pooners and she admits that her type "keeps ending up being straight men," this is just another case of FAFO: Troon Style. You cannot be shocked that nobody wants to have sex with you when you decide to join one of the least sexy demographics in human history! Even eunuchs were usually capable of some vocal talent or Machiavellianism from time to time.
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Worried I won't ever find love again because I'm trans.​

I (23m) just lost a 3 year relationship, when he truly felt like my person. I'm scared now, with how selective my type is, that I'll never find love again. I truly got lucky by meeting my last partner at college, and he happened to be pan. We worked so well together so it's truly heartbreaking to see him gone. Everyone that falls for me is usually also trans, looking for T4T when sadly, I'm not into other trans people. My type keeps ending up being straight men, and it's incredibly frustrating. I know I need to focus on myself right now more than ever, but I can't shake this worry out of my head. I wish I was cis sometimes, because then I'd worry less about this being in a world where love is way more available and abundant for cis/straight people.

 

[Waffle Iron]

OP allegedly has BPD and autism

It's absolutely insane that autists don't automatically get marked as people they should triple check. Then BPD. Even cursory research will tell you about "mirroring" to fill the vacuum that is their lack of a personality. For the younger troons, I can't hate them too much since they're too young, stupid and mentally ill to know what they're doing. But the doctors that surround them and allow them to transition have blood on their hands.

I pity his father

Honestly a BPD child is a nightmare scenario. Step one when you find out someone has BPD is getting the fuck away from them. There is no step two. As a parent you obviously cannot do that. So you're stuck with a grenade that has its pin removed, and all you can do is pray it won't cause too much damage when it blows up.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

...wat

My ex had big tits from her fathers side?

 

[Mad_Dog]

My ex had big tits from her fathers side?

Let me guess. You ditched her to get with her dad, right?

 

[Lord Sillynipples]

Agreed but rephrasing can be fun!

"74 thousand Tumblr strangers replied to this post about the following poor troon (troon: a cock-chopped male or a "girlcock haver"): said troon male kept matching with "cute guys" (in reality, zipper titted pooners) online and then got sad when the pooners thought he was also a pussy-lipped pooner rather than a guy with a "feminine penis." Then the troon did some other wildly stupid shit like showing up to a self-defense class with a hulking male frame and a literal beard and wonders why he gets side-eyes from the actual female women in the class when he starts trying to "reclaim" the word bitch. Other dumb nonsense stemming from hormone-induced-brain-cancer continues to pour into the troon's brain and everyone hates them. Except for 74k other retarded Tumblr users."

Close enough, I think.

I hate to be the "nothing ever happens" guy but I can't help but wonder how much of that actually did happen. Usually those hyper progressive "queer friendly" types worship male troons as the most poor, oppressed victims of all minorities. For example I can't imagine someone who unironically calls themselves nonbinary would sperg out about a stunning and valid trans xister changing their name, that's basically verboten in those circles. Then again I've only seen these people online, never been to those types of events because I'd personally rather slit my throat with a rusty butter knife than be around these faggots in person so maybe it's different irl. I'm sure there's plenty of lefties that don't want to be anywhere near the girlcock themselves but go along with it simply because it's the Right Thing to Support.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Of course, any troon posting should be regarded with skepticism.

Usually those hyper progressive "queer friendly" types worship male troons as the most poor, oppressed victims of all minorities.

Well they are the most hated.

 

[wide hide]

Agreed but rephrasing can be fun!

You forgot where this faggot buried the lede and did the classic thing of turning on their long-term partner of 4 years because he got doubly dissatisfied by topping for tepid sex and the following conversation wherein said partner suggests that slutty clothes devalues the person wearing them... Clothes that would so very much validate his inner woman, he thinks to himself, which speaks volumes of what kind of "woman" he wants to become, and by the way, has already spent an extended amount of time daydreaming of, trying on, and probably masturbating to/in.

He refuses to look this in the leaky eye and call it what it is: throwing away your life to become the fetish you can't fulfill. What did he think was going to happen? Does he think he'd rather be on the receiving end of half-assed thrusting that leaves both partners dissatisfied, no matter how well your partner fakes an orgasm??

All the rest of the women and "women" he hangs around thereafter keep clocking him left and right as the bottom bitch he is, or lull him into a false sense of security because they are obvious fag-hags and fellow hugboxers who didn't consider him a threat until he started trying to skinwalk for realzies, revealing his underlying intent was sexual validation all along, not mere gayness with a confusing name. He spends many paragraphs detailing all the ways these women have failed him, like it's not plain as day that he is a wannabe-slutty HSTS that never got to have a twink phase, keen to use the females he surrounds himself with as validation piggy banks or sexual inspiration.

 

[Syikeblade]

A bunch of pooner's are mad that gay men have no interest in dating them, and don't realize the "gay" men dating them are saying it to use them.

Spoiler: Gay men that don't date transmen

Hi friends. I’ve recently come out as a trans man (yay) and have been having some painful conversations with friends about transness and where the line between transphobia and personal preference is. Most of my friends are gay men, and my partner is MTF, so I feel a bit overshadowed/ignored in trying to discuss my feelings around things they have brought up when it comes to being FTM.
Specifically, my best friend has stated that he would feel uncomfortable dating a trans man for a few reasons.
He stated that he feels that he would have an adverse reaction to a vagina being “slimy” and that he is concerned about the texture. He got upset when I stated that I didn’t like him calling vagina gross, because he never said that, but he has called other things that he finds slimy disgusting and saying he would have an issue with the texture and it being slimy feels like a direct correlation to it being gross?
He also has stated that he would feel guilty about the work a trans partner would have to do to teach him about being with a trans person, but when confronted by partners of different races before has been excited and open to learning.
I think at the end of the day it just hurts to have someone who is my best friend and has a lot of other close trans friends feel so closed off to dating trans men. It feels like it echoes a lot of the gay community’s disgust with pussy. I understand where it might come from, there’s a lot of bisexual erasure and lowkey hatred in the gay male community, but it just makes me feel like I’ll never be seen as a “real” man to him or anyone is the gay community, which to me feels like if even he who has multiple trans male friends has a lot of resistance to dating trans men feels like no one in the community will see me as a man. I know it’s a leap, but this is my best friend who’s been a safe harbor for me through so many things, so I’m just feeling shaken. Advice appreciated!

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