📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Also worth saying that the majority of gay guys especially nowadays are bottoms. It isn't a 50/50 top/bottom, it skews heavily towards bottoms because half of gay people are redditsexuals that think shoving something in their ass will magically transform their cock into a fountain. As in most gays want to be fucked by another man, if all you can offer is a lump of silicone then no one will care because they already have exactly that. Not only have you shrunk your dating pool from 50% to like 2% you've also shrunk that even further because probably about 60~70% of that 2% will never be interested in you sexually and the 30% probably wouldn't be too interested either.
Amazing what non stop propaganda can do.
Not only that they are attracted now to dicks, they can't even fulfill that attraction as said people don't exist. It's like looking for diamonds sex wise.

All stemming from being horny and exposing their brain to the pedonet.
 
Interesting point. Perhaps we have created a new mental illness. I think it’s that they are adrift. There is no longer a framework to ‘be a woman.’ (And I think this applies to men as well in different ways.)
Otherwise somewhat cringey Swedish philosopher Alexander Bard had an interesting therory that we as a society have started elevating younger women and lost the matriarchs, young men still have older men telling them to stop being dumbasses when they are, or at least more so then older women are telling younger women off. The whole concept of a girlboss seems absurd if you contrast it to a "boyboss". Leaders should be very experienced, older men and women, not young and "living their own truth". Men and women used to be in charge of different, but equally valuable areas of life, women ruling "the inner sphere" and men the outer sphere of culture, and now we all are lost because circumstances have changed drastically.
 
seeking support from fellow wifeless hons on Reddit and worrying that he's made a grave mistake.

Had to check out the comments and wasn't surprised.
rurudu4ud.webp
 
Do adult women really call their vagina a kitty in a clinical setting?

Clinical, as in actually with a doctor? I would hope not.

Nope. It’s looked upon as weird to call it anything but your vagina generally, and I’ve only ever heard other women call it a pussy/kitty/etc if they’re explicitly making fun of the way men talk for a joke.

Not trying to counterargue because it is absolutely weird for people to use "kitty" in a certain clinical setting but... counterargument, yes, some women (and men!) will do this in "less-than-clinical" settings. For example when they're dealing with nurses or aides in an SNF or nursing home. Same thing happens when talking about urine/voiding or defecating/bowel movements. Do most of the people in a nursing home know what you mean when you say "voiding" or "defecation"? Of course. Do they still say "pee" or "poop" or "number two" or whatever? Yes, they do. Especially if they're older. They try to soften it by being vague or oblique. Like saying "I went to the bathroom" (meaning they shit their briefs while lying in bed, no actual bathroom involved) or "I had to go" or whatever.

Kitty is still... pretty strange, of course. Never actually heard that one to be fair. I have heard "pussy" but that was usually shouted as a kind of, I don't know, insult or uhhh attention-grabber? From a demented person. (For example "LOOK AT MY PUSSY!" being yelled at a group of people while said speaker is stuck in a wheelchair behind the nurse's station.)
 
Last edited:
Not a very proud papa: despite having already had gender-affirming genital mutilation, a TiF has to go to literal fucking therapy to cope with the fact that her wife is pregnant with a beautiful baby boy because she is preemptively jealous of the size of his infantile crotch. This post made me a worse person to have read - and they say we're the ones obsessed with genitals?
I had simple meta and scrotoplasty about 4 years ago. My wife is pregnant with our first child…and the baby has a penis. And I’m kinda freaked out about it.
Note: I’m in therapy and getting my shit worked out before baby is born.
I don’t want to carry any resentment towards my baby for being born with the genitals I desperately wish I was born with.
I don’t want to have any feelings either way about the sex of my child but was hoping for a daughter because of my dysphoria. I’m trying to prepare myself for years of diaper changes and bath times and potty training but I’m so concerned about the effect on my already strained relationship with my own penis. I can’t imagine allowing my kid to see me naked (“why is my penis bigger than daddy’s?”). If my wife were to draw any comparison between our penises (even in her own head) it would devastate me. I had hoped that meta would allow me to not fret about my dick so much (and it has somewhat) but this is taking up so much mental energy. It turns out I’m not as comfortable with having a tiny penis as I thought I’d be pre-op.
I am pursuing phalloplasty and have a date for the fall but am considering postponing until our child is older so my wife won’t have to be my caretaker while pregnant. I’m not sure how to “make it work” for the next few years.
Does anyone have any experience parenting after having metoidioplasty? Especially if it affected your dysphoria.
If she had a daughter, and that daughter was a tomboy, Papa Poon would be gunning to troon her out.
I read it as her fearing that her wife would realize that her 'dick' is essentially the same as a baby dick and would be massively turned off and stop allowing her to 'fuck' her with it.
All of this talk about sex and baby dicks is more horrifying than the gory shitshows in the SRS thread.
While I do not have proof, I'd bet that "Achillean" was made up on tumblr by fujos/proto-pooners/actual pooners after "Sapphic" got popular in the gender fandom because they felt left out and tumblr is ground zero for most of the retarded gender shit. Oh, and then I blame the book "The Song of Achilles", which I have not read, but I assume was the inspiration for all the gay pooners to come up with "Achillean".
This is correct. Achillean was meant to be the "male" version of sapphic, but just like how sapphic isn't really used by actual lesbians, Achillean isn't used by any actual male, much less homosexual ones. Same goes for the toothpaste flag.
Ancient Greeks generally decreed that married men can fuck around with whoever or whatever, as long as they put a few babies in the woman who was selected to be their wife.

Achilles wasn’t any more or less gay than the surrounding Greeks unless he took it in the rear, which being the seriously hardcore and feared warrior he was reputed to be, he certainly wouldn’t have.

As others have said this sounds more like something that Reddit/tumblr pooners made up to try and make an equivalent to sapphic.

The reality of Sappho is disputed.
Again, ancient societies, even ones which had relatively better legal conditions for women are unlikely to have tolerated a bunch of women eating minge and not hanging around waiting to be impregnated.
IIRC lesbian behavior was "tolerated" because it didn't count as a real relationship and munching minge didn't count as real sex. Lesbians were just seen as permavirgins.
 
A FTM who is supposedly "cis-passing" has a serious reality check when she endures the humiliation of her packer being put on display in front of everyone and being patted down due to a false flagging from the body scanner.
This same story has been typed by FtMs so many times, but they keep Derek Smallsing it.
1753080233688.webp

How can someone claim to be a man if they've never watched the classic documentary This Is Spinal Tap?
 
Had to check out the comments and wasn't surprised.
View attachment 7670460
I think the alternative is too much to bear. Imagine the impact when you realize you've destroyed your marriage of 20 years because wearing a skirt made your dick really hard. You thought she would just smile and jerk you off while wearing her clothes instead of freak out and cut you out of her life. They're all miserable and it is astounding every freak thinks he will be different, he will be the one that keeps the wife and he will pass.
 
Last edited:
Nah, Caddyshack. 99% of women are bored by that movie.
Apocalypse now, too.

Obviously not to find funny, more to see if they get it or not.

There are probably a bunch of other examples, gritty or heavily male coded films about personal honor and duty to finish a mission.

Conversely the pooners to be checked for if they enjoy terrible nonsense such as Emily in Paris.
If they try to claim this proves their status as gay men, scoff at them!
 
https://old.reddit.com/r/trans/comments/1m4s8oo/id_like_you_more_if_you_had_a_vagina/ 1753050106339.webp
"I'd like you more if you had a vagina"Trans Feminine (self.trans)

submitted 6 hours ago by SageofRosemaryThyme

This girl was flirting with me hard and said she thought I was hot and that she likes me. Then she follows it up with the line I posted in the title. It instantly killed the mood and honestly it's stuck with me for the last few days. I'm usually not someone that struggles with bottom dysphoria but it felt like a slap in the face and I've been pretty depressed about it. It was a reminder that I'll always be reduced down to my genitals even by other people in the queer community.

Anyone else deal with this kind of stuff?
Top comment:
1753050173148.webp
:story:

1753050276338.webp
I can't imagine what it must be like to be around people who talk about their genitals all the time. CAN YOU?

1753050321098.webp
:story:
That kinda makes me want to sign up on a dating app with a fake alpha chad profile for the sole purpose of catfishing trannies to lead them on, only to drop a dysphoria nuke on them.
 
“Me being trans is not because I don't love myself or don't accept who I am. I am trans because I have the mind of a man and, unfortunately, the body of something else.”

… isn’t it cheaper, quicker and easier to change your mind than your body?

Maybe not if you’re an inflexible autistically minded individual.
 
Trannies might have one of the biggest hugboxes I've ever seen
Of course they do, 90% of their culty beliefs are hugboxing by telling each other "Girl, you are so pretty!" or "I'm one of the bros know, don't you think so?" No negativity is allowed in thoughts to their troonery.
… isn’t it cheaper, quicker and easier to change your mind than your body?
Or the alternate answer to that question: "It's genocide if you don't let me damage my body"
 
Otherwise somewhat cringey Swedish philosopher Alexander Bard had an interesting therory that we as a society have started elevating younger women and lost the matriarchs, young men still have older men telling them to stop being dumbasses when they are, or at least more so then older women are telling younger women off.
I've noticed something similar myself, at least in terms of older women being reluctant to tell off younger women or otherwise correct their bad behavior. We seem to have this idea that trying to impede a younger woman's choices, even if we know for a fact her choice is wrong or will lead to her self-destructing, we are reluctant to say so because it impedes her freedoms too much to even tell her she's acting retarded. It's so bad in some spheres that I've heard people call others misogynist just for griping about awful slop entertainment aimed at 14 y/o girls.
 
74K notes. A poor MTF is hurt by TIFs and other female gendies implicitly rejecting girlcock's presence in their space by not bending over backwards to welcome them.
This is just such a strange word puzzle of fucked up gender newspeak I have a hard time even comprehending what's going on. Once we invent time travel someone needs to show shit like this to the 70's/80's LGB community and let THEM stomp this shit out before it ever gets started.
 
Back
Top Bottom