📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Athena Save Us!]

It’ll be the same demented sexist shit all nonbinary faggots pull when describing what exactly makes them super special and not quite fully women. They see themselves as unique, fully-fleshed out, complex people (i.e, similar to how they see men), unlike the vapid, hyper-feminine, bimbo stereotype of other women that they all seem to have in their heads.

I’m sure if you asked her she’d say something inane like she doesn’t like skirts or pink, and she plays video games or likes metal instead of pop, or she’s not demure and submissive like those other stinky cis women are, like they all do.

This is how troons operate. On the one hand, they insist they aren't the embodiment of sexist stereotypes - that they're only acting like caricatures because that's how they perform masculinity/femininity. On the other, when you really push them (or look through their post history) you can see that they just assume they're far more enlightened than the average person because they "get" it. The non-binaries and gender-fluids in particular feel like they're above it all because they've fully broken free of the system.

Good for you. You simply saw the way trannies were upholding the system and latched onto their movement by saying you're both part of (they insist they're queer) and outside of the system that gender specials created. Yay, you're a real human being like everyone else who isn't a tranny.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Also the OP is a military veteran. Why is this such a common occurrence?

Brain trauma + PTSD aren't a great combo when it comes to avoiding mental disassociation, which is where most trauma trooning comes from.

 

[Congress Tart]

This is how troons operate. On the one hand, they insist they aren't the embodiment of sexist stereotypes...

This is what really gets me on the mindfuckery that transgenderism is.

They always argue that they "feel like a woman, so they are a woman." Wtf does that even mean?

From what I gather, "feeling" like a woman = a doing stereotypical "woman" things, (dresses, high heels, makeup, the most stereotypical shit possible).

Then what about actual women who don't adhere to any of it? Does that make them not real women? Is that what "non-binary" is supposed to be? Someone who doesn't follow every single societal stereotype? At that point 90 percent of human beings are non-binary. Kind of retarded, isn't it.

I had an acquaintance who went from being a straight woman to a "gay man" because she cut her hair short, used men's deodorant, and didn't shave (aka she didn't follow the stereotypes of a woman, so she must be male!). She was allowed by her friends to say faggot because "ohemgee!!! you are a gay guy now!!!!!" How many stereotypes do you need to perform to finally get labeled as the opposite gender?

You go out to eat at Popeyes once a week? Big deal. You go out to eat at Popeyes three times a week, and you wear a durag to bed? You must be a 100% true and honest African American! You definitely need to get some melanin injections done, because I bet you are feeling so dysphoric rn with your pale skin :'[

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

This thread is full of men going where no men have gone before, the ladies room, so it is technically on topic.

 

[triscketandatrasket]

You are perfect god damn.

well this is awkward Kyle is in my home town lol

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Pooner cries (in a very manly way) about missing out on the many unique aspects of male life and childhood and lists a bunch of daft and oddly specific stereotypes (that probably have their genesis in some movie or anime she watched).

What is the earthly point of getting worked up and complaining about something that can never be changed/fixed in any way whatsoever? Word of advice for all pooners- men don't tend to do that. We usually expend our mental energy on more pragmatic matters that we are actually capable of influencing in some way, and file shit like this under 'pointless flights of fancy'. If you're going to claim to be a man, the very least you could do is attempt to act like one.

*Edit* Along comes a troon to prove my point for me:


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See, lil dood? That's how a man approaches this issue.

 

[Paper Machete]

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Pooner cries (in a very manly way) about missing out on the many unique aspects of male life and childhood by listing a bunch of daft and oddly specific stereotypes (that probably have their genesis in some movie or anime).

What is the earthly point in getting worked up and complaining about something that can never be changed/fixed in any way whatsoever? Word of advice for all pooners- men don't tend to do that. We usually expend our mental energy on more pragmatic matters that we are actually capable of influencing in some way, and file shit like this under 'pointless flights of fancy'. If you're going to claim to be a man, the least you could do is attempt to act like one.

It's funny too because a lot of these you can do as a woman. The perspective is gonna be different and all but...if you had male family members to chat with and you're a girl you could've still talked about bf/gfs and embarrassed each other, you can drink beer with a group of friends that are mixed company, you can have a girlfriend, you could've had male friends to be a tomboy with, you can play video games with guys, you can go to a barber and get a male cut if you wish, etc. There is no special thing physically keeping women from doing a lot of stuff, it's just that it doesn't appeal to them or they happen to have mostly other women as friends. And to be honest it's her idea that she wants to be a guy that probably started her in on these fantasies and not the other way around, which is why her ideas about them are so skewed odd. It's like a bunch of people that watched a bunch of movies made in the 80s that were set in high school and because that's what their idea of high school is based on they keep complaining about not getting to experience tropes made for the TV.

 

[msd]

Sperging out, insulting, and subsequently ruining someone's life by taking away their job by crying "TRANSPHOBIA!!!" is the best way to look like the good guy in this situation, as every tranny knows. Also this person is comparing the act of not giving a man with serious porn addiction and depression some estrogen to fulfill his sick fetish, with the act of refusing to treat a child in pain. And the elderly. Are you fucking kidding me? I hate this faggot site so much.

ah yes, prove you are mentally sane by sperging the fuck out, that'll surely look good in the medical file that goes to other fucking doctors, sad!

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

ah yes, prove you are mentally sane by sperging the fuck out, that'll surely look good in the medical file that goes to other fucking doctors, sad!

I've seen troons recommend each other to make their medical files private (you can do that in some European countries at least), to hide long histories of mental issues when transitioning, but doing that screams "drugseeker" to most doctors, so I don't really see their point.

 

[msd]

I've seen troons recommend each other to make their medical files private (you can do that in some European countries at least), to hide long histories of mental issues when transitioning, but doing that screams "drugseeker" to most doctors, so I don't really see their point.

And they wonder why support for them is just tanking.

 

[Waffle Iron]

a tranny despises having anal sex but feels he has no recourse but to have it anyway

I was wondering. Wouldn't anal sex be your best option anyway? If you, gun on head, had to have sex with a tranny, would you really brave the frankstein hole? The ass at least has proven itself through the millennia, and prisons worldwide.

And to be honest it's her idea that she wants to be a guy that probably started her in on these fantasies and not the other way around

There could be different kinds of pooners. Some of them hate becoming a woman during puberty and poon out, they just take on "male" fantasies to complete the illusion. Others are just girls with male interests, and instead of just enjoying their trains and videogames, they get convinced they're men.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Someone on the farms once explained it as some men who enter the army are looking for any purpose, anything to give them structure, anything to give them value. They're just the perfect type for joining a cult because they bounce between groups to improve themselves.

Yes, I think the military has always attracted loser, NEET type men. Same demographic as troons.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Wouldn't anal sex be your best option anyway? If you, gun on head, had to have sex with a tranny, would you really brave the frankstein hole? The ass at least has proven itself through the millennia, and prisons worldwide.

I remember I saw a post way back where a HSTS was complaining that all his sex partners wanted fuck him in the ass instead of his new fauxgina. Makes sense as all his partners are going to be gay men.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

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Pooner cries (in a very manly way) about missing out on the many unique aspects of male life and childhood by listing a bunch of daft and oddly specific stereotypes (that probably have their genesis in some movie or anime she watched).

What is the earthly point of getting worked up and complaining about something that can never be changed/fixed in any way whatsoever? Word of advice for all pooners- men don't tend to do that. We usually expend our mental energy on more pragmatic matters that we are actually capable of influencing in some way, and file shit like this under 'pointless flights of fancy'. If you're going to claim to be a man, the very least you could do is attempt to act like one.

*Edit* Along comes a troon to prove my point for me:

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See, lil dood? That's how a man approaches this issue.

They have such dumb idealised ideas of childhood, it sounds like an animated Norman Rockwell-painting. They probably missed their own childhood and experienced it through media and fiction already.
I would never have gone to the barber with my mum, that is super cringe, and since she is a boomer she never got the whole "every two weeks to look sharp and tight", I had to scrape together money by collecting bottles to get harcuts as often as I wanted. And older men don't call you "buddy" or similar, older men talk to you only when you fuck up, unless you are family. They call you "idiot" and "dumbass" more often. Your little friendgroup was mostly trying to keep you from getting beat up again by your little older little enemy group.
Same thing with troons, they idealise girhood to being about getting exited over new dresses and being boy-crazy and practicing kissing with your friends at sleepovers mid pillow-fight, but at least to me it seems much more cruel than that.

 

[Soso]

Yes, I think the military has always attracted loser, NEET type men. Same demographic as troons.

There has certainly been an increase in them as well. You have some bragging about they were in the military and how hard it was, but in reality, they were just doing basic IT shit and never doing anything worthwhile. It's also a gibs program so many troons would try to use it for subsidizing their dick/tit chop

 

[cypocryphy]

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Pooner cries (in a very manly way) about missing out on the many unique aspects of male life and childhood and lists a bunch of daft and oddly specific stereotypes (that probably have their genesis in some movie or anime she watched).

What is the earthly point of getting worked up and complaining about something that can never be changed/fixed in any way whatsoever? Word of advice for all pooners- men don't tend to do that. We usually expend our mental energy on more pragmatic matters that we are actually capable of influencing in some way, and file shit like this under 'pointless flights of fancy'. If you're going to claim to be a man, the very least you could do is attempt to act like one.

*Edit* Along comes a troon to prove my point for me:

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See, lil dood? That's how a man approaches this issue.

An older man calling me boy or kiddo would have creeped me out as a kid.

 

[Procopius]

Martin "Katie" Neeves, professional knicker thief (which is I suppose what being paid to go into companies and talk about how he used to steal his sister's underwear ,makes him) had his cock cut off yesterday. No regrets yet, which is why I'm posting it here rather than in the SRS thread, but give it time and a few dilations. I'm betting his 14 year old daughter loves him boasting about it on line. That'll make things a lot of fun in the playground.
The before

And the one day after

https://www.youtube.com/@Cool2BTrans

 

[Sean Andalou]

They always argue that they "feel like a woman, so they are a woman." Wtf does that even mean?

Something like a method actor "getting into" a part.
A comparison I'm sure troons will appreciate. NOT

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I wonder did this really happen? And if so, what really happened?

Reddit -- Archive

So I'm femmed up, and bc it's a rainy day, I'm not wearing makeup. I was taking a walk around town and stopped into a McDonald's. Clean shaven nothing else. I'm not even a full three months of HRT, but my chest is already gotten into some development.

Anyways, just after sitting down with my order, random woman approached me.

"I love your outfit!" She said, "It's so well put together."

I thanked and saying I just wished I had put on makeup as well.

"Honestly," she replied, "you're so pretty you don't need makeup."

I then thanked her again, and tried to laugh off my need for makeup. I'm not young. I'm not an old lady, but I'm out of my 20's. And a stranger giving me such a compliment, unprompted, had me smiling for about 1 minute before the emotions began to overwhelm me. Soon enough my eyes were watering and I'm having to swallow down the lump in my throat.

Just me trying not to cry in an Australian McDonald's.

Consensus in comments -- "You go girl"

 

[Necrosan]

Martin "Katie" Neeves, professional knicker thief (which is I suppose what being paid to go into companies and talk about how he used to steal his sister's underwear ,makes him) had his cock cut off yesterday. No regrets yet, which is why I'm posting it here rather than in the SRS thread, but give it time and a few dilations. I'm betting his 14 year old daughter loves him boasting about it on line. That'll make things a lot of fun in the playground.
The before
The day before my lower gender confirmation surgery.mp4
And the one day after
Cool.mp4

7 years to get his cock chopped off and it takes anyone 0.01 seconds after listening to him to clock him as a bloke.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Pooner cries (in a very manly way) about missing out on the many unique aspects of male life and childhood and lists a bunch of daft and oddly specific stereotypes (that probably have their genesis in some movie or anime she watched).

You feel dysphoric because you did not have that childhood? One where you had sleepovers never heard of any guys doing that, only women, growing up with boys in your friend group I was in the friend group of a few girls as a kid, so were a lot of my friends, staying up all night playing video games half of our childhood counterstrike team were girls, being nonced on by old men incredibly fucking dodgy implications aside, girls are also nonced on frequently if not more than boys and getting a haircut with your mum something that girls famously do not do.

You did fucking have 'that childhood' you retard. Most women had that childhood because there is nothing special about it. Come have a male childhood where you get the shit kicked out of you for basically no reason. Where people will start a fistfight with you over a few words when a woman could punch a guy and nothing would happen to her despite maybe it should. Where you're socially outcast for daring to have an emotion. Where you are expected to have the most fucking boring interests and will be outcast if you dare to say that actually I'm not a massive fan of football. A childhood where if your parents are sensible and don't let their infant son play cod and gta or have a set bedtime they'll never hear the end of it for years. You don't want a male childhood in the same way I don't want a female one. It's just that your idea of male childhood was formed by cartoons and romanticised ideals instead of experience. Even the other shit, yea I love going to the pub for a pint instead of doing anything else because we're all to fucking exhausted from work and too emotionally closed off to ever talk about anything serious without being drunk. Being an alcoholic is actually really validating and euphoric, please do that every day until you die of kidney failure like a real man.