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Now this is how you dress for a date. 8)
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I had a quick coffee date this afternoon and decided on this outfit and felt very confident in how I looked - unfortunately no second date but I'm still happy with how it all went and how well received the clothes were : )
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The country in question is Turkey, for those who are wondering.

For some reason this troon is surprised that a predominantly Kurdish and majority Muslim country would take this stance on trannies. The only real shocker here is that they allow HRT at all, albeit only for people over the age of 21. I assume this is less to do with tolerance as it is to do with the policy that many Muslim countries share of forcibly transitioning known faggots (with death via roof and/or rocks being the only alternative option available to them).

While I am personally of the opinion that all Muslim-majority countries (and the people who inhabit them) should be reduced to subatomic particles for the betterment of mankind, I cannot in good faith say that they're wrong in this particular instance. Stopped clock, and all that.
 
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Thread tax of my own "I will tell her the new things I discovered about my feelings'
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Kinks. He means he will tell his wife about the sick porn he watches and expect her to "try new things" and "not judge" him when he shows her some of the tamer videos to get a read on where she stands on stepsister porn.
 
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The country in question is Turkey, for those who are wondering.

For some reason this troon is surprised that a predominantly Kurdish and majority Muslim country would take this stance on trannies. The only real shocker here is that they allow HRT at all, albeit only for people over the age of 21. I assume this is less to do with tolerance as it is to do with the policy that many Muslim countries share of forcibly transitioning known faggots (with death via roof and/or rocks being the only alternative option available to them).

While I am personally of the opinion that all Muslim-majority countries (and the people who inhabit them) should be reduced to subatomic particles for the betterment of mankind, I cannot in good faith say that they're wrong in this particular instance. Stopped clock, and all that.
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Mashallah brozzer, Allah is good :semperfidelis: maybe, just maybe, the muslims were onto some good shit when it came to applying sharia law to faggots, trannies & liberal w*men
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Can we outlaw and deport trannies too?
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Hopefully one day, soon, we will deport trannies out of a helicopter Pinochet style :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic:
 
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After the loss of her sister, a FTM's parents want to bring their prodigal pooner back home - provided that she quits with the whole tranny charade. Instead, she fantasizes now about their deaths so she can finally be free to be her real self. I would check under her floorboards for any sort of mysterious heartbeat in a few years...
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This is one of the sad ones. Poor girl is obviously all kinds of fucked and dealing with severe mental issues. Losing her sister could not have helped. As we know, pooners and troons never miss a chance to victimize themselves with absurd exaggeration. If this chick is claiming that her parents were "borderline abusive", I can only assume they were absolute angels who gave her every opportunity in the world. What's really scary is how she interprets her parents' refusal to play her gender games. Despite giving her everything, she's convinced they're incapable of loving her. She's even more disconnected from reality than your average pooner. I wouldn't be surprised if this one gets violent and ends in tragedy.
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TiF (Trans-Identified Frankenstein): a FTM who underwent egg retrival, hysterectomy, delayed anterolateral thigh phalloplasty (ALT) and had at least 4 other procedures lined up has been terminated from her job and is devastated she's stuck in a body where she has "no sex life, sitting to pee, discomfort and increased dysphoria," grieving over the fact that she still has to go to job interviews under such emotional duress! Where is the sympathy for this walking work-in-progress?!
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So she got a new job, immediately began abusing the benefits, and missed a ton of work. It seems like an open-and-shut case. I wonder if people like this ever stand in front of a mirror naked, mangled body on full display, and realize just how badly they've fucked themself up.
 
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A tif talking with her fellow tif about being jealous of gay sex. Of course this makes her friend mad because it implies their not real gays.

So I was talking to a friend who is also trans about this guy that I’ve been seeing. The guy is cis. The only dating experience I’ve really had was with other trans guys and I’ve never dated cisgender men. me and the guy really like each other and we’ve been going out for a while. when I brought the topic of sex it kinda took a turn. I told my friend that I’m kinda envious of gay cis couples and that I’m kind of jealous that I’ll never really experience the same kind of sex gay cisgender couples experience. my friend did the “well what does that mean?” and kind of got mad about it. maybe he thought that I meant that sex is overall just different for trans folks or that we can’t have the same type of sex as cis people when in reality that’s not what I meant.
he kind of went on a rant about how that’s internalized transphobia and some other bullshit but that’s just how I feel. I feel envious about it as I do with many other things about cisgender guys. I don’t know if anybody else feels the same way that I do about sex with cis men. I don’t think what I said was transphobic, it was just dysphoria and jealousy maybe but I don’t know.
I use the word jealous lightly because I’ve learned to get over my jealousy when it comes to stuff with cis men. Yes, there are still certain things that I do get a little jealous over but I’ve learned to not let it get so overbearing.

Not many comments, just them saying the quite parts out loud.

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Passes (or thinks he does), but not happy because ...

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So I've been on HRT for 2 1/2 years now and I'm really happy with the results. I think the fact that I can look in the mirror and truly see myself is such a blessing and I love it. Also I guess that I "pass" now, and I guess my voice is at a point where people don't do double takes anymore (sorry I know it sounds like I'm bragging but I promise I'm not, I just wanted to give some context).

All that to say that now that I'm here, other trans women have started to act cold around me and I don't feel welcome within the community I was a part of like I used to. Like, every time I go to a meet up someone makes a comment about how much I pass, and I start to wonder if they're saying that out of spite or envy. I just wanted to find people I can relate with and enjoy talking to, but it seems like it all just doesn't matter now cause the community decided for me that I don't need to be a part of those spaces anymore.

Now I'm back to where I was pretransition where idk who I can reach out to so instead I just end up reading books in my room when I'm done with work. This really sucks cause I thought I was past it once I thought I found friends that I enjoyed hanging out with.
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All that to say that now that I'm here, other trans women have started to act cold around me and I don't feel welcome within the community I was a part of like I used to. Like, every time I go to a meet up someone makes a comment about how much I pass, and I start to wonder if they're saying that out of spite or envy.
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Damn "women" are such bitches!
Lots of comments and they all agree. :christine:
 
Oooh SNAP!
TERFs pwned, am I right? :lit:

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I have FFS tomorrow, and that plus a year on HRT will make my new self visible to everyone. Instead of debating my many enemies at length, I've decided I'll just shut them all down with canned Sith Lord/Darth Vader quotes.

If they deadname me? I'll wave my hand dismissively and say: "That name no longer has any meaning to me!"

Or if they really annoy me, maybe "[DEADNAME] was weak...I DESTROYED him!"

If they say my tits are fake?

"The use of estradiol is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...UNNATURAL."

And if my mother cries?

"I am not your failure, Mom. You didn't kill [DEADNAME]...I DID!"
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Lots of comments in the same spirit.
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I used that meme a few weeks ago! Someone I used to know asked me on WhatsApp “Hey, you share a last name with X, do you know him?” I just sent back the meme with “Of course I know him. She’s me.”
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Dive into profile.
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