📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Red Sun]

It's about how a guy's porn addiction/interest in other women (?) ruins his relationship. The singer is supposed to be his GF or something IIRC.

I think it's the porn addiction ruining his relationship with a real human woman *plus* a broader escapism addiction that's persistently ruining his ability to recover from the loss (whether by growing and moving on, growing and hypothetically winning her back, accepting how miserable he is and just dying rather than wasting more time in a goon haze, etc). The video consistently portrays explicit porn bitches as the *enemy* which must be destroyed and are disgusting/frightening beneath the surface, but video games and non-porn anime (evangelion) are framed as part of the system of obstacles.

I don't speak Japanese, though. Just how I remember the video, which is really excellent storytelling if you don't let the machine gun tiddies turn you away. It's a shame trannies would *at best* see it as a relatable message of porn addiction as an unbeatable monster against which one must be resigned to failure, and more likely as transition goals or goonmaxing goals or some shit.

Wait what was ME!ME!ME! about? I thought that was just a random trippy music video.

 

[Jesters]

Even this pooner sees a connection between troonery and personality disorders. I like the part where OP declares officially she "does not plan on being honest about or getting evaluated for any serious mental health conditions," which is so classically NPD that I'm happy to assign the diagnosis to her just from this post alone.

The ever present pooner trait of not being able to fucking format a paragraph really needs to be studied. Just... Just hit enter. Or shift+enter depending.

Honestly, it just makes me assured that their inner monologues are just a constant feed without break, pause, or interruption.

 

[stupid frog]

View attachment 7350610 No, you're too strong for women's sports. (How do trans men do in men's sports btw?) And as far as the military, I would imagine you're a logistical nightmare. You probably just enlisted to be around naked women in the showers in basic training anyway.

*too ill for the military

Also, as if sports and legally killing people are comparable lmfao
(because you know they will automatically think of that part)

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Just how I remember the video, which is really excellent storytelling if you don't let the machine gun tiddies turn you away. It's a shame trannies would *at best* see it as a relatable message of porn addiction as an unbeatable monster against which one must be resigned to failure, and more likely as transition goals or goonmaxing goals or some shit.

Huh. I Guess I never really thought of it as some kind of deep commentary on goonerism, then again I haven't seen it in years. I just remember the visuals and the contrast between the hyper-saturated cheery parts and the darker gross shit like her vomiting in his mouth him being cannibalized.

Also, apparently the original video isn't even on youtube anymore, if it ever was.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I do wish there was a name for a group of women. It feels weird when I’m meeting my friends (all women) to say I’m going out with the guys.
I don’t mind being called a guy or dude, but I feel those terms are for all male or mixed sex groups.

"My friends"?

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WTmPXSRBj8cWARNING, this is very fuckin long, settle in.


I trully don't know enough, or really anything, about either modern day online gaming- or red dead 2 (yet;I am busy beating MGS3, rather late)

~ but something about the villain in this contextless faff n fuss screams Pooner. And not just incidentally. Liek, that's a main part of why she even sucks.

Nah I don't really get pooner vibes, just annoying cunt used to getting what she wants in online games.

 

[monstrous bubo]

The wife's ideal man is also someone who does 100% of the work while she plays around.

We only have the tranny’s word for it. It reads more like she’s the high earner and he’s the house husband, and she’s sick of carrying the financial load with a housebound gooner and is ready for Chad Thundercock - and who could blame her?

You probably just enlisted to be around naked women in the showers in basic training anyway.

A surprising number seem to have joined the military because they are, or want to be, manly, discover adulthood is more complicated, and then get the taxpayer to subsidise the goon. Naked women are just a bonus.

THREAD TAX

Sex confusion correlates with syntactical confusion.


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Came out to trump parents​

TRIGGER WARNING
So after almost a year of avoiding my parents and never wanting to talk to them… Life circumstances made us have a heart to heart talk. The moments the words came out of my mouth.. she starts laughing. Telling me then new term is ruining families.. I respond with “I tried” and hung up.. Like damn, do you see me woman??

Another note.. came out to best friend of 17 years.. he was accepting! I haven’t seen him in 2 years cuz I moved across the states.

Sadly our tranny did not try coming out to President Trump’s dead parents, or indeed have Trump as his parents. Instead he came out to his own Trump-voting parents, who responded with the perfect reaction.

 

[Syikeblade]

Some silly things and actions that make ftm's dysphoric. This one is my favorite one

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/s/aEh0bOu1NR

 

[Candidate No 7]

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Vaguely wondering if the question was not asked in the 1st place to get the cows to milk themselves...

 

[YouTube Autist]

View attachment 7350610 No, you're too strong for women's sports. (How do trans men do in men's sports btw?) And as far as the military, I would imagine you're a logistical nightmare. You probably just enlisted to be around naked women in the showers in basic training anyway.

Too physically strong for sports, too psychologically weak for the military.

 

[Law]

"My friends"?

Remember when these doofuses couldn't remember the term "best friend" so they came up with "queerplatonic relationship"?

 

[Sean Andalou]

Horrifying, creepy, and screamingly funny.
Or maybe I just lack empathy?

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AGHH

I don't hate my genitals at all, I'm not overly dysphoric about it. I want the other genitalia but at the same time I don't want to lose my current set?

I feel like I'm some perversion of a woman, that my identity is just a fetish because I like... Being a girl with a dick?

I don't get it! I want both sets dammit! Why do I have to choose!!!!!!!! HELP I DONT KNOW HOW BUT HELP ME AGHHHHHH

I ENJOY HAVING A PEEN BUT SOMETIMES IT SUCKS.

Emphasis added. Almost getting it seems to be a trend.
Over 1000 upvotes, over 100 comments.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

A tranny has female friends that even includes him on girlsnights. He is, of course, not happy.
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being friends with cis women who think of you and treat you as a girl is great until you’re at a girls night and they keep addressing just each other when talking about periods and utis

idk like I get it and I do think they just view me as a girl who doesn’t get those things and it would be weird if they were to ask me but it also doesn’t feel great to just sit there through it

at least I get to flex that I know at lot more about this stuff than men do but still it kinda sucks

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I can't believe fucking real women, I mean cisfoids would be talking about body/health-related issues that affect them specifically as women! They should be talking about how they giggle when their boobs wiggle or how they get girl horny all the time, like trannies do.

Coming soon to a women's locker room near you:

 

[Law]

A tranny has female friends that even includes him on girlsnights. He is, of course, not happy.
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being friends with cis women who think of you and treat you as a girl is great until you’re at a girls night and they keep addressing just each other when talking about periods and utis

idk like I get it and I do think they just view me as a girl who doesn’t get those things and it would be weird if they were to ask me but it also doesn’t feel great to just sit there through it

at least I get to flex that I know at lot more about this stuff than men do but still it kinda sucks

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If you're ever wondering wether you should Be Kind™ to the stringy-haired AMAB gender-cheerio with sad eyes who insists that he has a nurturing woman-soul, don't. It's not worth it. Nothing you ever do for """"her"""" will be enough. These men are black holes. They can have 2 cisoid fiancées who are totally chill with their porn use and a discord full of fawning handmaidens and they will still be utter nightmares. Giving them what they want never works because what they want isn't what they need. They got what they wanted and look what happened.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

This troon knows that trooning has a real chance of killing his dad, who seems to have some kind of heart problem or something. Comments are predictable. Remember, these are the same people who think they are or would be great, non-narcissist parents.

Archived before troon could delete! Poor guy, sounds like he's deep in sunk cost fallacy to me. Wife could become a trans widow, was assaulted for trooning, HRT barely did a thing, no one new wants to date him...

"Sure, Jan."

 

[Law]

An oldie but a goodie.
Local man transitions into sewer ghoul.


I'm sure putting on dark red or purple eye makeup won't make Moaning Myrtle up there look completely demonic.
Also lol at "it's been a common female beauty tactic to look as young as possible", I guess that explains the diapers.
"Are you still in the high-school? We you surrounded. Come out with your hands up."

 

[Xev]

That looks like the creature at the end of Quarantine.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

An oldie but a goodie.
Local man transitions into sewer ghoul.
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"Not sure I pass as a girl..."

FFS pal, you don't even pass as a human...

 

[Nobody Important]

An oldie but a goodie.
Local man transitions into sewer ghoul.
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I'm sure putting on dark red or purple eye makeup won't make Moaning Myrtle up there look completely demonic.
Also lol at "it's been a common female beauty tactic to look as young as possible", I guess that explains the diapers.
"Are you still in the high-school? We you surrounded. Come out with your hands up."

Object Class: Keter

 

[Caesar]

This troon knows that trooning has a real chance of killing his dad, who seems to have some kind of heart problem or something. Comments are predictable. Remember, these are the same people who think they are or would be great, non-narcissist parents.

Doesn't sound like dad is long for this world. You could at least try and not rub it in his face to make it come sooner even if you do it in your own time.

An oldie but a goodie.
Local man transitions into sewer ghoul.
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I'm sure putting on dark red or purple eye makeup won't make Moaning Myrtle up there look completely demonic.
Also lol at "it's been a common female beauty tactic to look as young as possible", I guess that explains the diapers.
"Are you still in the high-school? We you surrounded. Come out with your hands up."

Oh fuck off. The men and women aren't attracted to you and you know you don't pass for an under 18. You look like an older uncle predator archetype.