📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[LimeRikki]

While I can’t get a video archive at this moment, I assume that the still (and outfit) suffice

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You can tell by what little you can see from the jaw that it's a giga-hon. Nice eunich hump too, "ma'am".

 

[Positron]

While I can’t get a video archive at this moment

Here you are

 

[Sean Andalou]

Being able to suck the girlcock on an otherwise feminine body while still being considered straight is the main reason why some moids are chasing troons.

Speaking of which ...
Reddit -- Archive

Guys wanting trans women to top them makes me suicidal​

Honestly I’m so depressed over the fact men think all trans women wanna dom and top. It’s making me feel like I’ll never be taken serious as a woman by a man… being post op is sooo far out of reach for me at the moment. It feels like I’m living in a nightmare simulation and I can’t escape

However, the top comment says ...

It sounds like people who never met a trans woman before. But it’s important to say that liking to top does not take away from being a woman.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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This pooner kvetches about trans ideologists invoking the spectre of cis men claiming to be trans men, and it makes her sad that trans men are a prop in the argument.

I may have already said something similar earlier, so apologies if I did. But the absolutely idiotic argument that after the UK ruling, cis men can just claim to be trans men and use the women's toilets and therefore the ruling puts women in danger, lives rent-free in my head for it's mind-bogglingness.

"Cis" men could do that the entire fucking time, you poisonous fuckwit morons, because of the rules you destroyed surrounding single-sex spaces and the rules you replaced them with. A woman is anyone who say's they're a woman, so any male person can wander into the women's toilets and just say they are a woman if they're challenged.

But you went further than that. Because you can't assume someone's gender and it is transphobic to challenge someone's gender identity, you created the rule of 'just mind your own fucking business'. And--according to your own rules--trans people don't owe anyone conformity to masculinity or femininity, so it's not even a case of 'a man can just put on a wig and pretend he's a transwoman'. He doesn't even have to put on a wig.

I've been witnessing trans madness for years and still fresh horrors await every day. "These new rules will let men into women's spaces" is the bully punching you in the face and then suing you for hurting his hand.

 

[Escar]

TW: transphobia (i think)

Okay, so most of my family is at least not outrightly transphobic except for, I think, my sister. She wouldn't say she's transphobic, but feel free to pass your own judgement in the comments.

So firstly we were discussing the supreme court ruling in the UK, now this one, could be due to a) my bad explanation of it b) her lack of understanding. She doesn't understand how the ruling and the EHRC guidance directly contradicts gender recognition certificates, because "they're about gender, not sex, and the ruling is about sex". I tried to explain that the whole point of a GRC is that under all circumstances you are your preferred sex, but bc the certificate is a gender recognition certificate, she wouldn't get that. She also says that the ruling was "needed" as, "Previously, female and male referred to sex. This new law is defining what a woman is in law which has never been done before." because a woman is gender. She also says that a grc enabling you to change everything, will change, because "no one is saying a trans man can't be a man, it's just not their b-word sex". She also then said that it doesn't exclude intersex people because it's just not about them. I said the law is shoving everyone into "2 neat little boxes" and thats why it excludes intersex people she then compared it to why abortion law doesn't include men "it's just not about them.".

She then asked "how do you envisage that an employer would include trans people that do have a certificate (but not those without one) when having a certificate is confidential." I said: "Let the employee self identify and treat them corresponding regardless of whether they have a grc or not.". She just responded "that's not possible".

Then she goes into the whole "cis men could say they're trans to get access to women's spaces" thing. I said men could just walk into the bathroom, she went on about how they can't as if a cis man was being creepy in the changing rooms he could be removed, but apparently the moment he claims to be a trans woman, they can't be removed. I failed to articulate that if anyone was being creepy in a changing rooms, regardless of their gender/sex whatever, I'd ask them to be removed. She then went on about how some spaces need to be afab women only (not using that terminology, but the b-word) to protect women.

The topic moved on to self ID and she said if you could just go online and change it, every teenage boy would do so for "sh*ts and gigs". I mentioned how maybe that's more of a societal issue, about how we raise boys, and she went on one about how you can't change how ppl raise their kids, I say how I didn't mean we can change it, i was just talking philosophical.

I lose it a bit and drop the bomb that I've been referred to a GIC and she asks why (bear in mind I've been out as enby for 5 years, to which my sister initially responded, that's not real). Then I have to explain the whole enby is a spectrum still and doesn't mean perfectly in the middle. She then asks if my transness is linked to my autism, and if it's just an extension of my anger because "hated being perceived normal as a child and just want a group to be in with that aren't mainstream".

I express why she's the last one I told out of all my family, (she's very, very judgemental, with everything) and I fear that, she just sends a laughing crying emoji.

Sorry, that was long, but i'm done now.

Just to clarify I'm 20FTM my sister is 26F

God damn, I can't tell you how refreshing it is to read a story about a woman not accepting the tranny bullshit. A laughing-crying emoji is an excellent response there.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Pooner catfishes gay man with photoshopped pictures of her packer because she's afraid to admit she's female. Fears he'll want to cut the 'friendship' off once she has to admit her lies.

Reddit / Archive

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I understand that what I have done is wrong and by not any means I am trying to excuse my behavior. I never intended it to be this way. I want to fix what I have done I can't let this continue this way. It is not fair to him

I have been talking with this cis guy and we have grown closer by each day. we've known each other for almost 8 months now. I've wanted to tell him since the start that I was trans but I could never find the right time to do so. He is not homophobic or a transphobe as far as I am aware of.

We talk a lot, daily and share a lot of things in common its so uncanny. We share so much interests, political views, hobbies, taste in music, we are almost identical person. we even shared addresses since I sent him some gifts. He has mine and I have his. I have been truthful about every single to him but one thing, my gender. here is the part that worries me the most. we have been sharing intimate pictures with each other at first I said I would not share anything. I started sharing also pictures like 3 months ago not many only a few. Since he thought I was cis he expected male nudes so I started using my STP packer which is pretty realistic. I am not sure why I agreed or why but I edited them to make them more believable. I lightly edited them so it looks like a real male genital's. he was been asking for more videos doing stuff with my "male genital's". I obviously cannot do any of those things because prosthetics cannot do what a cis guys genitals can.

Things have been getting more serious lately. A potential relationship. He even mentioned how we should meet up in person. He told me he was straight, then that he was questioning his sexuality because of me and how he might be Bisexual but still is unsure. Told me how I am the first guy to ever make him be in a potential relationship with.

I can't keep this secret anymore its exhausting and it is also not fair for him, it is eating my consciousness alive. He has the right to know all the truth. I want to tell him but I feel incredibly guilty. I feel so embarrassed to tell him that all those pictures I have been sharing are not real and edited. He also shared a lot of pictures from him and it kills me that he will know he has been sending pictures to who he thought was another cis guy. I have no idea why I even edited them I am aware it is wrong. But it was the first time I was seen and respected as a guy. Nothing of that is real because he doesn't know I am trans.

I am not sure how he will react. I feel like I am too deep into this but I can't keep going like this. will he get mad, upset, work this out with me? I have no clue and I am afraid because I do not want to lose our friendship. I feel like just disappearing without explanation delete everything he knows me on. but I love him far too much to do that I don't want him to leave my life. should I tell him or just disappear. I never thought things would get this far. please if somebody has had a similar situation could give me some advice. I don't know what to do.

 

[Syikeblade]

This pooner kvetches about trans ideologists invoking the spectre of cis men claiming to be trans men, and it makes her sad that trans men are a prop in the argument.

I may have already said something similar earlier, so apologies if I did. But the absolutely idiotic argument that after the UK ruling, cis men can just claim to be trans men and use the women's toilets and therefore the ruling puts women in danger, lives rent-free in my head for it's mind-bogglingness.

"Cis" men could do that the entire fucking time, you poisonous fuckwit morons, because of the rules you destroyed surrounding single-sex spaces and the rules you replaced them with. A woman is anyone who say's they're a woman, so any male person can wander into the women's toilets and just say they are a woman if they're challenged.

But you went further than that. Because you can't assume someone's gender and it is transphobic to challenge someone's gender identity, you created the rule of 'just mind your own fucking business'. And--according to your own rules--trans people don't owe anyone conformity to masculinity or femininity, so it's not even a case of 'a man can just put on a wig and pretend he's a transwoman'. He doesn't even have to put on a wig.

I've been witnessing trans madness for years and still fresh horrors await every day. "These new rules will let men into women's spaces" is the bully punching you in the face and then suing you for hurting his hand.

Deep down they know it and don't care because their beliefs are about destroying all boundaries.
But in the same breath will talk about how trans men have it worse than "cis" women.
They want to be sexual deviants with no consequences like their tranny friends and are too stupid to understand that's not how it works in reality.

 

[Sean Andalou]

cis men claiming to be trans men

Did this ever really happen?
Or is it just a "theoretical" possibility (i.e. an ass-pull)?

Deep down they know it and don't care because their beliefs are about destroying all boundaries.

Yup.

But in the same breath will talk about how trans men have it worse than "cis" women.

To some degree that's true, but it's all self inflicted for the purpose of self dramatization.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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15 year old troon with an aversion to punctuation experiences the "oh you're serious, let me laugh even harder" meme IRL after coming out to his family.

I'm starting to think that just fucking laughing at these freaks is the only winning hand. Trannies cannot be reasoned with or disabused of their delusions with empirical certitudes, but one thing they do all seem to understand is mockery.

One of the replies is from a pooner who is fucking thirteen years old:



"We can identify as whatever gender we want and that's that."

Nobody gives a fuck how you identify or what you identify as, nor is anyone trying to prevent you from doing so. The problem is - and always has been - you fuckers trying to force the rest of the world to play along. It's no skin off my nose if some retard child wants to play pretend as a boy- just understand that my patience and tolerance for that shit expires the exact millisecond I'm forced to comply with it in any way whatsoever.

 

[Caesar]

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15 year old troon with an aversion to punctuation experiences the "oh you're serious, let me laugh even harder" meme IRL when he comes out to his family.

I'm starting to think that just fucking laughing at these freaks is the only winning hand. Trannies cannot be reasoned with or disabused of their delusions with empirical certitudes, but one thing they do all seem to understand is mockery.

One of the replies is from a pooner who is fucking thirteen years old:

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"We can identify as whatever gender we want and that's that."

Nobody gives a fuck how you identify or what you identify as, nor is anyone trying to prevent you from doing so- the problem is, as it has always been, you fuckers trying to force the rest of the world to play along. It's no skin off my nose if some retard child wants to play pretend as a boy- just understand that my patience and tolerance for that shit expires at the exact millisecond I'm forced to comply with it in any way whatsoever.

It's some weird persecution fantasy why would they give him a dress and thong and send him out in public to embarass the family

 

[Duck & Cover]

Hey cis women! Look how much more and better is the trannie creeped on. He's on your side (but also superior to you in every shape and form).

Posting this fanfiction unironically is the biggest L I can think of.

 

[Not 6 Foot]

This one jumped out to me as a bullshit fetish post. Too much focus on "I'm underage and they put me in a thong and a thin summer dress" especially since summer dresses and sundresses seem to be a common thing trannies bee-line to.

Which is exactly why it's pure fetish. A curvaceous woman in a sun dress that both highlights her body shape and is thin enough to be vaguely see-through is a major sexual thing for tons of men out there.

How better to appeal to your own autogynephilia than dressing yourself up in a fetish related outfit or imagining others did it to you to add that exciting bit of rape related taboo?

 

[Law]

This one jumped out to me as a bullshit fetish post.

My favorite bullshit fetish trope is when autogynephiles post furiously about the "silky texture" of women's clothing when they are clearly wearing polyester.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

We definitely told you.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Posting this fanfiction unironically is the biggest L I can think of.

Based mom

 

[Vi0l3t]

Hey cis women! Look how much more and better is the trannie creeped on. He's on your side (but also superior to you in every shape and form).

Posting this fanfiction unironically is the biggest L I can think of.
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You know these freaks fetishize this shit. Even though we know nobody is mistaken them for girls/women.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Extremely rare, never-before-seen surgery L that never happens, ever, and if you believe that it did you have fallen for TERF propaganda: a troon cannot find motivation to dilate because his pelvis literally refuses to accept insertion of dilators. When pressed upon for more details, he states that "My lower half is narrow and small, my bone is pushing in on my canal making pentration w anyhthing bigger than 10mm (2/5 of an inch) in diameter impossible."
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I can't find the motivation to dilate anymore​

10 months post colon revision, 4.5yrs since ppt.
I have spend the past 4 yrs of my life dilating multiple times a day up to 18hrs a day on the worst days. And I honestly can't find the motivation anymore.
My srs permanently failed due to how my lower half is build, bone wise. making penetrative sex impossible, forever. So I lost all motivation to even try to dilate a lil bit anymore.
And I honestly don't know what to do, don't even bother trying anymore or just get a 0 depth revision.

The run-on sentences here may be hard to read, but reading this li'l dood admit that phalloplasties cannot and will not ever compare to the real thing is still funny, especially for those who keep up with the SRS thread. YWNBAM!
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doomed​

Think I'm doomed to have sexual relationships with only transsexual men because phallo cannot replicate everything of a natal penis. sure, it visually can look like one with medical tattooing but there's functions that differs from the natal one, and that even if you find a cis man with phallo due to him losing his original penis, he still heavily mogs you because he went through male puberty, not female puberty and my dysphoria also (trans)fers when I see people whose characteristics I envy or want but will never have. I can't be with a cis man despite me being attracted to them because he has male characteristics from male puberty and a natal penis, all whom I can never achieve in having, resulting in dysphoria. Being a gay transsex man where the gender you're attracted to is basically being mogged 24/7 in every capacity due to them experiencing the correct puberty. At least with a tall transsex man, it's genetics while a tall cis man is due to male puberty. But given how there's more transgender men (lack of desire to get srs) than transsexual men and how transsexual men are 90% stealth for obvious understandable reasons, that's gonna be hard combined with how often transsexual men don't go for the extra mile in having extensive medical tattooing and 3D veins on their dick to make it realistic and I like dick a lot, I rather have a transsex man have the worst surgeon ever without any form of medical tattooing than a trans man without phallo, I just want dick or something that resembles dick that isn't a weak strap-on which isn't even connected to the body so it looks jarring. I like dick, I want dick but as much I like natal dick, the overwhelming dysphoria is not worth it, I will just sob right away from being someone who has all the qualities I want but can never have but non-stealth transsexual men who went all the way in making their dick realistic as possible is rare. "But what about t-dick?" Well, I want balls too, I don't to be flashbanged with a hole too, I want the whole package, dick and balls, especially hairy. I want girth. If you don't want phallo then the least you could do is get balls then I'll have something to work with at least. I'm sexually attracted to male characteristics, not female ones. And why sexual relationships specifically? I'm aromantic but not asexual which is a whole can of worms combined being transsexual but I won't discuss that. I just wish there was more manly handsome transsexual men or best of all, if I had been a cis male had the sperm that contained the Y chromosome won.

A modern day tragedy: when you're just a humble poon who purposefully deceives others about her birth sex, has autism, hates sex and physical contact (down to resenting hand holding), how do you find love?
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I feel like I'll never find a partner that actually sees me as a guy/as me​

I live in a rather conservative part of the Bible belt in America so let's just say in general the pool of people even willing to date trans people is low, and I have a really hard time telling people I'm trans because I'm stealth and I always feel like they no longer see me as a guy once they know I'm trans, or they just treat me differently. This is excluding being autistic, sex averse (a lot to do with dysphoria but I'm also ace/demi) and I have a ton of sensory issues with physical touch (yay autism :/) so I HATE things like hand holding, cuddling is hit or miss on if it causes sensory issues, I just feel like there's no point in even trying to find a partner at this point, like who would even wanna date me? Aside from creeps and chasers

 

[米津玄師]

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People have said it already but the actual poster is probably mid- to late-20s or early-30s and wrote and posted the whole thing while jackhammering it to the thought of himself in his sister's "summer beach thin dress and thong." That's why there's a conspicuous lack of punctuation.
This has been posted twice in this thread already fyi. Not that I'm complaining because, honestly, it's a banger and I never get tired of seeing it.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Pooner catfishes gay man with photoshopped pictures of her packer because she's afraid to admit she's female. Fears he'll want to cut the 'friendship' off once she has to admit her lies.

The funniest situation would be two pooners catfishing each other. But the vibe is off.

He told me he was straight, then that he was questioning his sexuality because of me and how he might be Bisexual but still is unsure.

This sounds like he knows what her deal is and doesn't care.

we are almost identical person

This sounds like he's mirroring her behavior to gain her trust.

we even shared addresses since I sent him some gifts

She might actually get murdered.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

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Hey cis women! Look how much more and better is the trannie creeped on. He's on your side (but also superior to you in every shape and form).

Posting this fanfiction unironically is the biggest L I can think of.
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Hilarious that even in the comic I can clock him