📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Stan]

If it was some shitlib family it might be different, but with a Christian/conservative family we know perfectly well what would happen. Everyone would point at the tranny, gossip amongst themselves, shake their heads and in every way take attention away from the poor bride and groom.

Even if everyone in both the bride and groom's families are ardently braindead liberals prepared to lap up whatever tripe the party/soyence/ivory towers hand down to them as gospel, it would still be rude to utilize your sibling's wedding (or some other life event) to announce your troonout gender identity to the rest of your extended family. It's not an unreasonable ask to boymode for 3-4 hours to keep the focus on the bride and groom.

 

[healing rain]

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:
urlebird.com-@gibneylilah-23_04_25-22_35.mp4
(link)
(Threatening Uber's office with suicide is a new one for me.)

Pause at around 1:45 and you can see what looks to be literal shit caked under his nails. Fucking disgusting.

Also his filter keeps glitching out lmfao

 

[DSHK]

 

[biggacracka]

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"Fudd2Buggs xister, I see you"

 

[DootSkeleton]

"If a guy is into dick then by definition he has to be at least a little bi,

True. If not bi then gay

even if he's only into dick that is attached to women

C'mon now...

that doesn't change the fact that dick is a male genital

Objectively true

Even when they're right they can't help but inject the insanity. This person is so
close to having the normal opinion of your sex and the sex(es) you're aroused by define your sexuality. Yet he says women can have penises without a single shred of irony. Insane.
If you ever want to twist these people into a knot just ask them how many sexes there are in humans. Then if they get pissy when someone informs them straight men don't like penis and straight women don't like vagina, say something along the lines of "it's heterosexual, not heterogenderal"

 

[Chickenpolar]

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:

"And now I look hot... But it says I'm fucking male. So not only am I an ugly fucking crier but I for sure can't go to Dubai or I'll get arrested. Even with this fucking $50,000 coochie "

I didn't think about the dudes who can't portapotty for Arab princes now. Nice work Trump.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Konami added a hygiene clause to the YuGiOh competitive ruleset so that being stinky can get you disqualified.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but thanks, Konami.

 

[Fapcop]

"And now I look hot... But it says I'm fucking male. So not only am I an ugly fucking crier but I for sure can't go to Dubai or I'll get arrested. Even with this fucking $50,000 coochie "

I didn't think about the dudes who can't portapotty for Arab princes now. Nice work Trump.

Shit, I’m supposedly a misogynist, and even I get MATI when I hear some fag in a dress go: “What do you mean I’m not a woman, I spent $50.000 on muh coochie!”

Can’t even imagine how angry it would make an actual woman.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Shit, I’m supposedly a misogynist, and even I get MATI when I hear some fag in a dress go: “What do you mean I’m not a woman, I spent $50.000 on muh coochie!”

Can’t even imagine how angry it would make an actual woman.

I'm sorry Fapcop, you will always be eclipsed by trannies in misogyny until you yourself put on the dress.

 

[Positron]

What gender roles will that be?

Coom, creep, and pedophilia.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

Shit, I’m supposedly a misogynist, and even I get MATI when I hear some fag in a dress go: “What do you mean I’m not a woman, I spent $50.000 on muh coochie!”

Can’t even imagine how angry it would make an actual woman.

Never forget that it’s women that encourage this behavior the most

 

[Magic Pickle]

Cainette and Abel: a TiF despises her brother for the crime of being nice, attractive, a gigantic freak standing at 6'7" and also having a penis. A loving sibling is nothing to turn one's nose up at, so I pity him, especially because from the sounds of it he notices her coldness and has been trying to give her gifts to cheer her up.
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I'm so jealous of my brother I wanna kill him.​

I hate living with my older brother, he makes me feel so dysphoric every time I see him. I wish I could see him like I used to, where I wouldn't want to strangle him and even that makes me angry because there's no way I could. And ultimately he'd have the heart to forgive me because he's just so flawlessly perfect.
Genuinely, I can't stand that he overshadows me in every way, not just as a man but as a person. I'm so jealous of the way he was created, and the fact we're born from the same parents. I have to suffer and destroy my life because I rolled the wrong 50/50. Why couldn't I have been born charismatic, tall, athletic, handsome, and unmistakably manly as a man? I can't look at his face anymore, I don't want to feel this way about him, he's my brother, he loves and supports me but I just can't stand him.
I pass well, I'm tall enough to not be considered "unmasculine," I'm at least average looking compared to cis men, and I've strained myself and put so much effort into trying to prove my identity so I should feel satisfied. But I never feel satisfied because everyday I have a 6'7 athletic freak carry himself around like so because he was just born that way. He'll have all the masculine features I'll never have. I feel so suicidal and helpless whenever I'm around him. I know it's not normal to feel this way but how can I fix this. I know you shouldn't compare yourself to others but I feel awful everyday.

Pee-yew pooner: this FTM stinks of dirty testicles, which should be affirming but clearly isn't.
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Can't get rid of "sweaty balls" smell​

Y'all, I'm getting a bit frustrated. I haven't had bottom surgery, but with testoreone I guess some changes in smell "down there" is natural.
I shower every day, I use unscented soap to wash the outer parts of downstairs. I'm pretty hairy around the thighs/groin, so when I've finished my shower and have towelled myself as dry as I can, I like to finish off with the blowdryer because I cannot deal with putting dry underwear on if I'm not 100% dry.
So to the issue. Obv with using the blowdryer pointing toward my face from below the groin, I smell whatever comes my way. And it DOES NOT MATTER how much time I spend scrubbing (with my hands and unscented soap) around my groin in the shower, it will STILL SMELL LIKE SWEATY BALLS.
I don't have any kind of an intimate life at the moment, but I would LIKE to. This is putting me off so much though, because I wouldn't wanna put my face in that!? How could I expect anyone else to?
There's literally nothing else going on - I have no atrophy or anything else "abnormal", I make sure to pull back the hood so there's no buildup there. And like I said, I shower pretty much every day, and it makes no difference. It's driving me insane

A tale as old as time is one where a partner transitions and the other partner finds them less appealing, yet for some reason every troon 'n' poon thinks they will be the one who gets the happy ending.
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Partner told me she is no longer attracted to me after transition​

It’s as the title says. Me and my partner have been together for 3 years and last night she told me that she is only attracted to women sexually.
It’s a huge gut punch because she has always said she was pansexual. And we met when I was pre-medical transition. I thought she was different and would actually keep loving me after I transitioned but now I just feel betrayed. But I should have known since our sex life got worse almost the instant I went on T, and it became non existent after top surgery. And for some reason I never put the pieces together. I was so happy that I was finally at a good place in my transition that I didnt even notice how my partner didn’t like me anymore it wasnt even a possibility in my mind.
This hurts even more because I was finally being happy with my body and my masculinity. I finally felt loved as a man and as a person. My self hatred was so much better. And now it feels like all that progress is gone and that I was truly never lovable like I always used to tell myself.
And I dont want our relationship to end because we’re so compatible in every other way romantically. I cant see myself being with anyone else. I love her. And I dont want to throw away the first person I felt seen by and all the work we put into our relationship. But I know this isnt something she can change. Its so bad that Ive been seriously considering detransitioning and I just feel so lost. Because I cant think of any solution to this.
Has this ever happened to you? What did you do? Could you do anything? I just really need some insight from people who understand.

An asexual-bisexual FTM into BDSM? Tell me you have a porn addiction without telling me you have a porn addiction.
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Am I my worst enemy?​

Hello!
I'm a 36yo trans guy, ace-bi. I'm into BDSM. (I'll try to keep it short)
So, about a week ago I accepted a submissive (33M cisgender gay bottom). And these days I've been on a dysphoric and emotional rollercoaster, I don't have any surgeries done - I only want top surgery - but I'm having a lot of emotional breakdowns because I don't have a penis. I think he'll run away as soon as he finds a cisgender man who can give him dick. I've talked to him about this, and he doesn't seem to have a problem with it at first with my genitals, but he doesn't know how he will react to them. I know that being the Dom I have to be sure of myself and trust my submissive, but right now I'm not able to feel dominant because of this, in fact, in the second session we had, I used the safe word because emotionally I wasn't able to handle the session (we stopped it and chatted about it).
I guess I'm only venting and it's a too specific situation, but maybe if someone here have been able to deal with the problem of fear of abandonment or rejection for not having a penis... perhaps you could give me your point of view.
P.S. I'm also developing some emotional attachment to him, maybe romantic feelings, because we have a lot of stuff in common outside of the kink. So... I'm scared.

Mother nature's intervention: a 23-year-old MTF learns his fertility is pretty much shot. Let us all join hands and rejoice that at least one tranny out there is less likely to reproduce!
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I need to scream and break things right now.​

23 y/o uk transwoman.
I just got off the phone with my fertility clinic - I was supposed to be making a decision on what to do, instead? I'm left fucking irate.
Last week, a male doctor informed me that besides my low motility, my sample was healthy and as expected from someone my age. He informed me that the low motility was not a concern and that, however, if i wanted to increase it i could spend three months weight lost, on a healthy diet and on fertility supplements (that were dupposed to be prescribed) and that doing so would increase my motility, as well as other aspects, to increase future fertility.
Today, I was informed by a female doctor, otherwise. Not only is my sample not just low in motility, critically, but in all aspects. ALL aspects. And that spending three months weight loss, on a healthy diet and on fertility supplements (that i have to source) may not increase my fertility, in fact, she told me there could be no certainty of any increase to fertility.
WHAT. THE. FUCK?!
I... I just want to crawl up into a ball and die. Until today, I was under the impression that having a biological child with someone I love was a possibility – no? Apparently, who fucking knows because the doctors sure fucking don't. Of course I was aware it may not happen, obviously, but now I'm being told is more unlikely? And that they don't know? Anything that I do or don't do might not matter?!
WHAT FUCKING CHOICE IS THAT?! HOW CAN I MAKE A DECISION WITHOUT BEING PROPERLY INFORMED.
Meanwhile, I'm 24 next week, time is ticking on my medical transition and I may not start until next year if I decide to spend the 3 months trying to improve fertility.
I'm just so fucking done with this. Why wasn't I informed properly the first time?! WHY?!
Its not fair.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Came across this Lil Dood while browsing r/badtattoos. She was a retard so I looked at her profile, found out she's a pooner.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Guess what isn't good enough. C'mon guess.

Reddit -- Archive

Spoiler: The whole thing.

"Trans women should use gender-neutral spaces."

I see this every day online. Hear it on the news. I've had it said to my face.

Yesterday, I flew from DFW to JFK. Right after security, I needed a restroom. Texas isn’t safe for trans people, so I played it safe — I used the gender-neutral bathroom.

One minute in, a middle-aged man in a DFW uniform unlocked the door and walked in. No knock. No hesitation. Just opened the door and walked in.

He wasn’t surprised. He didn’t leave. I had to yell at him for 20–30 seconds before he turned around and left (he was fully in the bathroom and was letting the door close).

I was shaking. Terrified. Humiliated.

I told the nearest staff. They brushed me off. “Not my job, call the white phone.” I did. The person said, “It’s not a big deal. You need to calm down.”

I was still shaking.

I called back from my cell. They reluctantly sent airport police. When they arrived, they told me: “It was probably an accident.” “It’s not a crime.” “There’s nothing we can do.”

Unless I had his name (I didn’t), they wouldn’t even talk to him.

So let me be clear:

I followed the rules. I used the “safe” option. And I was still violated — and told by everyone in authority that it didn’t matter.

I’ve learned what “gender-neutral bathroom” means for trans women: No privacy. No safety. No protection.

So no — I won’t be using them again.

Trans women are women. And we deserve better than this.

A bit long but worth reading the whole thing.
Lots of comments too.

Analysis: I wonder what really happened.

Found before and after selfies.

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[Izdaja Slika]

"He called me a trans and I was like, you don't know me"
But you're literally on TikTok talking about your experience of being a trans woman. You're not an actual woman, and you're also not even pretending to be one on your public TikTok profile. You're not stealth (not that you could be). It's a completely accurate description of what you are and what you are open about being; he does know you.

How can these people survive so much cognitive dissonance?

The 17 year old didn't know the TiM, but he still knew the sex of the TiM just by looking at him. This is like someone telling the people around me that I'm male. That isn't outing me. All the many thousands of people who have seen me in my life know I'm male and they've never seen any ID with my picture and 'M' on it. And that's true for everyone who has ever lived.

In other words, he wasn't outed. He was clocked.

 

[S.C Malthus]

For the record, they didn't clock me. They just hyperfixated on me saying the word "partner."

Using the word "partner" raher than boyfriend/girlfriend/etc will make people suspect you're:

• Gay
• Lesbian
• Dating a Person of Gender
• You and your roommate cofounded a company in your garage

If they're asking you if you're trans, you been clocked buddy

The most aggressive measure I know of came in 2019; Konami added a hygiene clause to the YuGiOh competitive ruleset so that being stinky can get you disqualified. Meanwhile, troon sanctuary that it is, Magic: the Gathering has no such rules (though a particularly offensive odor may earn you a talking to for disrupting other players).

Good. As someone who has worked places where H.R needed to enact an "If you smell like shit we wont schedule or pay you" policy, I support this.

Society as a whole will treat them the way we treat like, the Amish

Pfft, they wish they were treated like the Amish.

People are excited when they spot the Amish or their buggies out in the real world,. It's a magical thing like seeing a gnome or a unicorn. When people spot trans they reaact like they've encounterd Godzilla or a blobfish.

People also don't mind having them as neighbors because they'll: Help you fix your roof after a storm, provide accurate advice on why everything in your garden keeps dying & how to fix it, their wives bake pies, and other benefits. People don't want a trans on their roof or baking them a pie. Do you want to risk a titty skittle pie?

EDIT: I fucked up the bullet points.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Can’t imagine how exhausting it must be to LARP and lie to yourself 24-7.

And corral others into being secret-keepers and co-conspirators.

Using the word "partner" raher than boyfriend/girlfriend/etc will make people suspect you're:

• Gay
• Lesbian
• Dating a Person of Gender
• You and your roommate cofounded a company in your garage

I don't think it's that reliable a tell anymore, unfortunately. First, a lot of heterosexual women started saying 'partner' instead of 'boyfriend'. But over the years, almost every heterosexual man at work uses 'partner' when referring to their girlfriends. Mostly leftists, obviously, who think that they're being allies or something.

Funnily enough, it's always husband or wife if they're married, I haven't heard anyone in the past few years (or ever, come to think of it) refer to their spouse as 'spouse'.

 

[whitesavior]

Because troons can't naturally reproduce, they'd have to steal other people's kids and convert them, which isn't going to fly.

They've definitely been trying to. Discord has been a groomer paradise. All that shit with sending binders and/or hormones to teenagers is an attempt to grow their freak population after injecting vulnerable kids with gender brainrot.

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

Troon who skinwalks the trashy-thot influencer type cries on TikTok about his new "M"-marker passport:
urlebird.com-@gibneylilah-23_04_25-22_35.mp4
(link)
(Threatening Uber's office with suicide is a new one for me.)

Lol lmao even, YWNBAW faggot

Even if everyone in both the bride and groom's families are ardently braindead liberals prepared to lap up whatever tripe the party/soyence/ivory towers hand down to them as gospel, it would still be rude to utilize your sibling's wedding (or some other life event) to announce your troonout gender identity to the rest of your extended family. It's not an unreasonable ask to boymode for 3-4 hours to keep the focus on the bride and groom.

Proving once again that trannies are just malignant narcissists who can’t handle not being the centre of attention

They've definitely been trying to. Discord has been a groomer paradise. All that shit with sending binders and/or hormones to teenagers is an attempt to grow their freak population after injecting vulnerable kids with gender brainrot.

NGL I’m glad I was a teenager back in the days before groomcord, when the pedos would just try to straight up rape you. Now the pedos groom you into taking the wrong hormones & chopping your dick off so they can satisfy their pornsick fetishes

 

[stupid frog]

Heh, his most recent video is another big fat L - he drunkenly bitches about being outed by a 17 year old at a party

I can't stand listening to fags who talk this way. So I don't know what happened. But good riddance, I hope he cries fake tears again. His hands look like a 60+ yos.

I followed the rules. I used the “safe” option. And I was still violated — and told by everyone in authority that it didn’t matter.

Wow, congrats, you had a real woman experience!
Of course you will not reflect on this and still invade our spaces.