📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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huesofmercury said:
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“But if I can’t handle hurtful words coming my way now, how the hell am I going to fare when transitioning?”

He literally acknowledges that trooning out is going to actively make his life harder. He knows he’s not going to pass and admits that it will make him an object of ridicule.

But what does he do with this realization? Learn from it, take it to heart, and attempt to make peace? Hell no. Stop his degenerate dragon chase- aka, NOT transition? Shit no. Make any attempt to better himself physically or mentally? Fuck no. Get it through his dumb fucking head that the end goal he wants out of his troonout is impossible in the truest sense of the word? Goddamn no.

This is why I can never bring myself to have the slightest bit of sympathy for a troon. Just a bunch of whiny, twisted, perverted, weak invalids who can’t accept any help, and ignore reality when it stares them in the face.


Fapcop said:
Oh wow… Well if some mild bullying kept this one egg from trooning out, more power to the bullies I guess! Bullies doing society a solid!
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#BringBackBullying. Seriously. It does wonders in correcting socially unacceptable behaviors.

I was picked on a lot as a kid, and when I think back to my behaviors during those years, I cringe. I *absolutely* had that shit coming. What did it do for me? Taught me how not to behave, while also helping me to develop much-needed thicker skin, because my skin at the time was like rice paper. I’m so fucking glad that I had those experiences. I’m a much more socially adept, mature, and stronger person today because of it. Bullying did me *a lot* of good.

Of course, the other side of that coin is the individual getting scarred, which leads them to become more depressed and withdrawn. But still, I bet some really brutal bullying could function as a decent preventative measure against troonism, and could definitely nip a few in the bud. It’s a gamble we should be willing to take.
 
Fapcop said:
Well fair enough… I guess if his brain thinks it’s a vagina and we all know how women constantly piss themselves… WAIT WTF?!? What the hell is he prattling on about?!
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Tommy is suffering the symptoms of being in his 70's and abusing the shit out of himself for more than half a century. I'd be more surprised to hear he was still able to control his bowels and bladder.
 
Syikeblade said:
It seems to be a cis man’s privilege to lie and disguise to get what they want. It happens to cis women too. Just look at how many cis het men have come out at trans women and forced their wives to be a lesbian.
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Well they aren't cis then, are they? And according to gender theory they were never cis. Complete own-goal.
 
Pig Cups said:
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We need to bring back shame. Bullying can be pretty awful for a kid who is just a bit eccentric, but shame is a vital social brake on bad behaviours and we’ve gotten rid of it.
It used to be shameful to claim benefits. It used to be shameful to leave your wife. Cross dressing? Porn addiction? Shameful. Men cross dressed and there was porn (realistically we will never eradicate porn, we’ve got tits etched n monoliths) but it was shameful to be into porn. It was hidden
So much behaviour that was shameful and repressed has been allowed out the closet and it’s completely disastrous for society at large.
We need huge, industrial doses of shame again
 
Alaina's Rotdog said:
The violence in question: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get..."
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My guess is the incident was shit that didn't happen.

Otterly said:
(realistically we will never eradicate porn, we’ve got tits etched n monoliths) but it was shameful to be into porn.
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In the era of tits etched on monoliths, it was religion not "porn".
Do a search on "Mrs Willendorf" :P

Troon asks a genuinely interesting question.8)

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@Syikeblade I don't get the mindset behind all those comments. Are they wanting a "straight" man over a "bisexual" because the latter doesn't validate them? Is it a euphemism for wanting a top but finding he wants to be the bottom or something? None of this makes sense to me.

Otterly said:
We need to bring back shame. Bullying can be pretty awful for a kid who is just a bit eccentric, but shame is a vital social brake on bad behaviours and we’ve gotten rid of it.
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And just when I'd finally got Trevor Moore's "Bullies" song out of my head you bring it right on back again...

 
This is from The New York Post, so it's not a self posted tranny L.
But it's still a self L of major proportions.

Pro-trans activists yell ‘Hail Satan’ at California school board meeting to protect girls’ sports: ‘Deeply unsettling’​

Masked “outside agitators” shouted “Hail Satan” in support of transgender athletes at a California school board meeting that passed several measures to protect girls’ sports — in a scene one concerned parent called “deeply unsettling.” ...
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They were definitely not there to win hearts and minds, or even win by intimidation.
Having fun trolling Christians, but above all getting off on attention.
 
Overly Serious said:
Is it a euphemism for wanting a top but finding he wants to be the bottom or something? None of this makes sense to me.
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Basically yes. Most chasers want to be fucked in the ass which is a turn off for HSTS who want to bag a straight man, either because that would be more affirming or just because some gay guys have a fetish for straight men.
 
Sean Andalou said:
This is from The New York Post, so it's not a self posted tranny L.
But it's still a self L of major proportions.

Pro-trans activists yell ‘Hail Satan’ at California school board meeting to protect girls’ sports: ‘Deeply unsettling’​


They were definitely not there to win hearts and minds, or even win by intimidation.
Having fun trolling Christians, but above all getting off on attention.
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Alaina's Rotdog said:
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I’m actually clairvoyant so I can explain what happened here:

Luna: I was misgendered by a driver I hit!
Cop: That’s not a crime.
Luna: MISGENDERING IS VIOLENCE! I guess if the cops won’t protect me I’ll have to meet violence with violence. *inhale* oh man.
Cop: Don’t attack people for saying things you don’t like that’s illegal.
Luna: Well what if he was there to hate crime me? What if he tried to rape me? You’re saying I can’t defend myself?
Cop: If he actually did any of that, sure, you’d be clear to shoot him.
 
Jacques1194 said:
TIM gets mad at another TIM for making it easy for TERFS. Also expected more validation for how "hot" and "passable" he is.
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When you're offending the people at "/r/transpassing" with your creepiness, you know you've really run off the rails.

Sean Andalou said:
A sad tale of asking the wrong question and asking it too late. 8)

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Answer to the question in the subject line. :lit:
  • It's not just you and what you have isn't a vagina.
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If only there were some way to anticipate that cutting your penis off would impact your sex life.

Sean Andalou said:
After 45 minutes in the microscopic bathtub that graces this apartment, filled with water that may have been a little (okay, a lottle) too hot, and scented with the finest bath bombs from the local Fred Meyers, I felt much better.
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Intolerably twee writing.

Duck & Cover said:
In today's episode of "heterosexuality with extra steps":

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None of the two are particularly attractive, but they made a cute couple. Now they steeped into uncanny valley territory.
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Am I looking at the picture wrong, or are the groom's trousers several inches too long in the left photo?
 
Sean Andalou said:
My guess is the incident was shit that didn't happen.


In the era of tits etched on monoliths, it was religion not "porn".
Do a search on "Mrs Willendorf" :P

Troon asks a genuinely interesting question.8)

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My jobs facial recognition software can recognize me with different accessories, facial hair styles, and parts of my face being covered by clothing, from 20 yards and a moderately blurry view.

The only time a facial recognition software won't recognize you is during the first month after a facial feminization surgery makes you look like Rihanna after Chris Brown beat her. After that, your face goes back to looking almost the exact same. So yes, it'll recognize you even after you start taking your titty skittles.

Also their inquiry raises the questions of "What are you doing where the law doesn't recognize you?" Or "Do you think that cops are going to actually go on a tranny hunt like the Nazis?" I can only wish the latter.
 
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