📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[TruffleSpark]

Tranny L courtesy of r/truscum

I do generally find the truscums to be more sympathetic than the more mainstream tranny subreddits. I'm not even religious, but I at least respect that this guy has something going on in his life other than cooming, autistic self interests and being a sex pest. I'm going to suggest he overestimates how much he passes though, as the YWNBAW copypasta says even trannys who pass tend to look uncanny and unnatural.

the comments:



It's interesting that they have a power ranking system for how trans friendly a given denomination is. Use this information for what you will. Comments are noticably less full of sexual pathology than they would be on r/mtf. I do find it interesting how there are different factions, and the seemingly more sane one is the one that has been relegated to the sidelines and the (more) insane ones got to be the face of the movement.

A more depressing L, from the detrans subreddit but I think it still counts:

Trans health practitioners don't care about shit like this because the official line is that anyone who doesn't immediately get access to gender affirming care *will* kill themselves. Therefore any outcome short of a tranny killing themselves is considered to be a positive outcome.

Found this last night and it made me laugh:
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Turns out even bisexuals don’t want grotesque knock-offs, who knew

Superbisexuals stay winning.

LIL POONER WORRIED ABOUT ARCHEOLOGICAL-MISGENDERING!

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She aaaalmost gets it. Yet the awareness of fundamentally NOT being a man doesn’t lead to a lightbulb “OMG! I’m being retarded!”-moment. Instead she does the real dudebro thing and talks about her feels. Sad!

The comment right below is a trip!

The "we can identify sex in your skeleton" thing bothers them so much. I've seen some trannies try to cope by claiming that actually anthropologists can't even tell the difference (first gynaecologists and now anthropologists, the list grows) but you can tell they know that male and female skeletons are different. Because facial feminization surgery exists, there would be no point having your skull bashed into a different shape if you didn't know that female skulls are shaped differently to male skulls.

This is further proof a pooner can never be a man no matter how hard they try a man would just come to the logical conclusion of "Get Cremated".

Edit: Also, the 17-year-old pooner who asked "Do I Pass" while she does a female pose and does pouty lips is pure comedy.

I think it's more if she admits that the only way to stop her skeleton from being IDed as female is to destroy it, then she is admitting that she isn't a heckin valid d00d after all.

 

[kiwi the bird]

Just an aside -- Do young (real) women anywhere in the English speaking world refer to themselves as "girlie"? I have never heard it used that way, though I'm prepared to be told I'm out of touch. In my experience "girlie" is rather dismissive if not misogynistic.

Yes. I usually see it used when least texting and it is definitely used a fair amount on social media. It’s in the same realm as the “I’m just a girl,” “girl dinner,” “god forbid women do anything” memes so the usage of girlie is kind of joking. Thinking about it, I don’t think I have ever been called or called my friends girlies while talking irl. Online I use “girlie” in the same contexts as “bro” but irl I’ll just say “bro.”

It’s a bit odd that the tranny referred to himself as a “tall girlie” since girlie isn’t really used for physical appearance. Usually you’re giving your opinion on something like “I am/am not a __ girlie.” For example, “I’m a coffee girlie, not a tea girlie.”

I think, if anything, it's the usual retarded black women>gay men>people who watch too much tiktok pipeline of slang that has gotten us other retarded phrases like tea and slay and sis and things like that.

It is a definitely a result of that pipeline.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

Do young (real) women anywhere in the English speaking world refer to themselves as "girlie"?

I've only ever seen women say it to each other, usually through text or email. Something along the lines of "hey girlie, just checking to see if you're still covering my shift." And usually with their more casual acquaintances/friends/coworkers from my experience. Babe/girlie/sweetie/honey/sis etc. all fairly interchangeable in those relationships.

 

[Positron]

Of course the church wants to change you. Churches aims to change everybody in the flock to be more like Christ! If you don't want to be changed, perhaps you should join a D&D or Warhammer group.

It's interesting that they have a power ranking system for how trans friendly a given denomination is.

With the commodification of faith, the religious equivalent of Yelp is inevitable.

 

[DSHK]

Of course the church wants to change you. Churches aims to change everybody in the flock to be more like Christ! If you don't want to be changed, perhaps you should join a D&D or Warhammer group.


With the commodification of faith, the religious equivalent of Yelp is inevitable.

I would not want to be one of these pro LGBT pastors on judgement day

 

[Starefag]

Just an aside -- Do young (real) women anywhere in the English speaking world refer to themselves as "girlie"? I have never heard it used that way, though I'm prepared to be told I'm out of touch. In my experience "girlie" is rather dismissive if not misogynistic.

I've seen it like, ironically used. Like "warcrime girlies" was something a female friend of mine said in reference to that one NK politician.

 

[Sean Andalou]

It’s a bit odd that the tranny referred to himself as a “tall girlie” since girlie isn’t really used for physical appearance.

Something along the lines of "hey girlie, just checking to see if you're still covering my shift."

I've seen it like, ironically used. Like "warcrime girlies" was something a female friend of mine said in reference to that one NK politician.

So the answer to my original question is yes but not the way troons use it.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

A more depressing L, from the detrans subreddit but I think it still counts:

Trans health practitioners don't care about shit like this because the official line is that anyone who doesn't immediately get access to gender affirming care *will* kill themselves. Therefore any outcome short of a tranny killing themselves is considered to be a positive outcome.

Perhaps I've been here too long, but this pooner's post just made me laugh heartily. This is called fucking around and finding out. Bet your bottom dollar she was an absolute bitch to everone about being 'he/him'-ed at the time, and had screaming breakdowns if anyone suggested she shouldn't get her tits cut off.

You wanted to be not like the other girls, lil' pooner, well, now you're not like the other girls. Deal with it. Oh, and people absolutely see you as a woman, you daft bint, just a titless one.

How long until these arseholes are stinking up mastectomy support forums with their tales of woe and demanding all the attention for their 'medical abuse'?

 

[Sean Andalou]

Yet another dysphoria trigger noted.

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Spoiler: Whole rant.

Hi everybody, this is my first post to this subreddit and I think I need some advice in how I’m supposed to handle a specific kind of dysphoria. So my partner is a cissexual nonbinary woman. We got together in late 2023 and something I’ve noticed get worse and worse with time is dysphoria about myself when I see their body. My partner literally looks like she’s sculpted from marble, built like a gymnast/fucking marine (shes not a marine). Their body is perfect in my eyes… and every time I see it I feel awful about my own. I got on HRT 14 months ago and while my dysphoria as a whole has dwindled greatly, every day I am faced with the person I love most in the world having the body that I always wanted. Every time I see her slender ribcage, her normal sized hips, her breasts not being a million miles apart and I want to cry. But I dont think I can talk to her about it because I don’t want to make her feel bad just for existing a certain way and that making me dysphoric. I do genuinely get nauseous sometimes at how perfect they are and how terrible I feel in comparison. Anyone with cisfeminine partners relate to this/figured out how to deal with the emotions?

Thank you for reading.

Key quote.

... Every time I see her slender ribcage, her normal sized hips, her breasts not being a million miles apart and I want to cry. But I dont think I can talk to her about it because I don’t want to make her feel bad just for existing a certain way and that making me dysphoric. ...

A whole mess of selfies from different angles.
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14 months hrt. intentionally chose not very good photos. please be real with me.

Here's one in profile.
The best in terms of photographic technique.



Highest rated comment.

Clocky in a way that a trans person could probably tell but a cis person can't

 

[stupid frog]

Clocky in a way that a trans person could probably tell but a cis person can't

These losers will believe anything.

 

[SoyRageEngaged]

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Transbian manages to hit every AGP troon stereotype in just one post. My favorite part is where he admits he can't get lesbian pussy so he just fucks other troons to avoid inceldom.

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Maybe this is controversial but I hate being a transbian​

I hate my gravel ass voice and facial hair. I hate having to take pills every day to kinda-sorta have a feminine body, all while my dad says he doesn't understand why I take them. I hate being so tall and broad-shouldered that it's hard to find affirming clothes that fit. I hate not having a pussy. I hate that the thing between my legs instead of a pussy is a deal breaker for most lesbians, especially since I can't afford bottom surgery. I hate knowing what a massive fucking hypocrite I am for having a genital preference despite being pre-op. I hate being forced into T4T despite it not being what I want, just so I won't be alone.

I hate feeling like a predator because I'm transfem and still attracted to women. I hate knowing I creep people out. I hate having worse fashion sense than basically any cis woman. I hate getting nervous when I have to use public restrooms because today might be the day it gets me yelled at or beat up. I hate getting turned down for jobs that I know I'd be great for and wondering if it's because I'm trans. I hate wondering if the jokes I make about being "transed" by subreddits like r/egg_irl and r/wholesomeyuri aren't really jokes. I hate having a target on my back due to the current political climate. I hate wondering if the politicians who are supposed to represent me will take away my healthcare.

I'm not planning on detransitioning, but God does being trans suck sometimes.
#transbian#transgender#gender dysphoria#trans woman#i hate my life#depression#trans lesbian#fuck off terfs#lesbian

Spoiler: Another of his posts

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>Now listen m'lesbians, I'm a nice guy transwoman and, as you can see from how much yuri anime I post, I have a true and honest sapphic soul, SO WHY WON'T YOU FUCK ME, YOU DYKE WHORES?!

 

[Paper Machete]

That woman needs to fucking run before she gets Buffalo Bill-ed.

 

[Potato Burrito]

A quick L I grabbed from r/detrans:


Let's check in on u/Top-Avocado-592 in a year.

 

[Bloo]

So my partner is a cissexual nonbinary woman.

wtf is a cissexual? Only attracted to cis people? But she’s dating a trans person. What?

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Just an aside -- Do young (real) women anywhere in the English speaking world refer to themselves as "girlie"? I have never heard it used that way, though I'm prepared to be told I'm out of touch. In my experience "girlie" is rather dismissive if not misogynistic

I’ve never referred to myself as a “girlie” but I’ll use it as a term of affection for women I know (or for my cat). Like “Hey Miss Girlie”. Or “C’mere Kitty Girlie”.

There’s a X Files episode where a serial killer kidnaps Scully and calls her a “Girlie Girl”.

Context matters.

 

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

So my partner is a cissexual nonbinary woman.

wtf is a cissexual? Only attracted to cis people? But she’s dating a trans person. What?

I originally stared at this wondering what it meant too but I think what it means is that his partner is a cis woman - a regular woman who wants special snowflake nonbinary status. As opposed to a man labeling himself as a nonbinary woman.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I think what it means is that his partner is a cis woman - a regular woman who wants special snowflake nonbinary status.

I'm pretty sure that's it.

Which means he's a "trans lesbian" living the dream.
But he's still desperately unhappy.
Because they always are.

 

[Frankoid]

... Every time I see her slender ribcage, her normal sized hips, her breasts not being a million miles apart and I want to cry. But I dont think I can talk to her about it because I don’t want to make her feel bad just for existing a certain way and that making me dysphoric

if these people weren't stunted and mostly asocial they might realize that zero successful human relationships work with this mindset, especially not romantic ones.

It's just such a depressing thought, to have a partner where you can't be honest with each other, partially because being honest would reveal your seething jealousy over their mere existence. it's a life I would never want to lead, and they opt-in, enthusiastically and with urgency.

 

[Dr Bathroom]

I hate that the thing between my legs instead of a pussy is a deal breaker for most lesbians, especially since I can't afford bottom surgery.

They will never understand that lesbians like real pussy and only real pussy. They don’t want your frankentwat.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Never encountered a troon in a bathroom but I think that would be my first reaction, too.


Prison gay, of course. His heckin’ wiferino isn’t taking care of him after his brain surgery, but his mom is? Interesting.


Had kids and trooned out despite his BITCH WIFE HOLDING HIM BACK.




Not acknowledging it at all is one of my favorite reactions to troonery. Troons want screaming and fighting and begging. Nope!

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