📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[米津玄師]

100%. Children deserve everything. Fucking YES you sacrifice your "I gotta be meeeee" to your children and their best interests and welfare. Because they're your children. No questions, no hesitation.

Meanwhile troon parents would die screaming "protect trans kids" but don't give a rat's ass about their own kids.
Really makes you think.

 

[Revelator]

It's a troon speak way of saying women so they don't get called out on their rampant misogyny

Every time I think I've peaked on these degenerates, some new info comes around that peaks me even more. These perverts don't belong in polite society.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

I think they should let him have an F on his passport… but it should also end in aggot.

 

[Pig Cups]

When parents split up, it is super important that the parents do NOT drag their children into the conflict. The parents should not talk shit about each other to their kids. Obviously this doesn't apply if one of the parents is an abusive person or a rapist or something.

…Is trooning out on your kids, breaking up and abandoning the family you’re the cornerstone of NOT indeed abusive?

 

[w.a.m.s.]

Fathers used to destroy their bodies working in mines or get blown into a pink mist fighting in wars so their kids could have a better life - how hard is it to stop acting like a heinous faggot for 5 minutes so your kids aren’t ashamed to be related to you?

I’d say he should rope but his kids have clearly already gone through enough.

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Everyone point and laugh at the beer-bellied brick hon! Maybe hop on the treadmill instead of gooning to sissy porn once in a while you fat fuck. Wait - I’ve got it, his idea of sacrifice is stealing only one sausage off his kids‘ dinner plates instead of two

u/realabby1? More like u/realflabby1

"transmisogyny exempt"

It's used as a counterpart to TMA (transmisogyny affected), which some troons will put in their bios. They like to use TME in the context of "if you're TME, don't interact with my post/account, since you cannot properly enable me be relied on to hugbox me understand the troubles that afflict me." Though considering that all women are affected by the trans movement's misogyny, one could perhaps say all women are TMA (:

 

[Law]

their Mom is doing the right thing protecting them from that sick fuck

I agree. Moms are really put into an impossible situation when the father of their children "discovers the woman within".
I would say that Dads trooning is actually abusive to the children. If you have a fetish, you keep your kids out of it. Telling a child that their father is a woman cause he says so is an assault on that child's reality. Being a huffy asshole to your child's mother cause she won't peg you like you ordered her to is abusive to that child. Spending all the family's money on fetish costumes instead of on the family is abusive to the children. Prioritizing your sexual feelings over your child's need for stability is abusive to your child. Don't even get me started on troon fathers who steal their daughter's clothes or involve very young children in dress-up games.

 

[Magic Pickle]

What are "TME people"?

Actual women. TME is basically an automatic tell for trannies who are terminally pozzed by their Loony Toons-tier logic of how the world works; anyone who uses it sincerely must be recognized as madder than the Mad Hatter himself. Do not engage.

Thread tax: those damn dirty fake-trannies have ruined it for the True and Honest trannies who are sensible regular people and definitely have never worn their sister's underpants. Truscum/transmeds are the NLOGs of transgenderism, so they are always open season to make fun of. (r/Transmed, by the way, was banned for being unmoderated - you'll have to scour the likes of r/truscum and r/honesttransgender to find these types on Reddit.)
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Trans visibility has f*cked us​

I transitioned ten years ago. Back then people weren't as aware of trans people as they are now in the slightest. Because of that I was able to fly under the radar and be assumed to be a cis woman in most settings. So, the fact that I'm seeing people increasingly being able to clock me is so upsetting. I walk down the street and I can see in people's eyes that weird look that notices the little things here and there that make me clockable. I see them turning to their friend next to them and whisper something to their ear while looking at me with that nasty smile. That would just not happen when I first transition. I would go to job interviews (back when I hadn't have my paperwork changed) and upon them seeing my ID they were in utter shock. Whereas now I tell someone I'm trans and they just nod as if they knew all along. I'm so tired. I've been unemployed for two months and know very well that the reason for that is that they clock me in interviews. I'm begging the trans activists to stop trying to make trans visibility a thing cause it harms all of us actual transsexuals who just want to live in stealth

A tranny asks for help brainwashing his mother, who has said something that more and more women seem comfortable openly declaring of MTFs: that he's essentially a man trying to wear women's skin. Kiwis, do you find his list very convincing in terms of his internal sense of womanhood?
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My mom cannot accept the fact that i am not cis.​

My mom, for the life of her, cannot believe that I am not cis. Even after so many damn signs, she still says no. Even when I get help, she doesn't like that.
Signs that I am not cis;
-Feel uncomfortable in my body everyday -Like being feminine and called a girl -Literally prayed to god to turn me into a girl -Gets jealous of other girls looks -Cried at night over being a boy -SH'ed because I literally couldn't take being a boy anymore
I tried telling her that last point, but she just brushed it off. She says I'll never be a real girl. I'll ALWAYS be a MAN WEARING A GIRLS SKIN
I need some tips on how to tell her that I'm not cis and how to calm her down after the fact.

While this seems like a waste of police time, troons have never been known for honesty - it would not shock me if OP is downplaying his own psychosis to seem more understandable. The laughable part to me is that OP claims to be Native American, which - if true - is ironic given the whole "transgenderism was part of Native cultures before icky stinky white people showed up."
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Disowned family called the cops on me​

Recently I’ve been presenting femme and practicing and applying makeup really badly the people that disowned me saw that and thought in their preconceived fucked up minds that I’m not mentally sound after threatening to call the cops on me they did and I got to enjoy a entertaining show of two clueless cops looking at each other thinking what the fuck am I doing here?
all of it was so embarrassing I feel like crying and sleeping all day there was misgendering and fun slurs used these are people that have told me they would prefer me to become a drug addict over transitioning I’m so done with everyone’s bullshit I know I’m just getting started and I’ll keep working on my limited makeup skills
I hope to someday move on from all of this I won’t stop living my life to the fullest again.
:Edit the cops got a description of someone dangerous and mentally unstable just to waste their time and arrive to see a tired girl drinking a hot chocolate chilling trying to vibe to good music the experience was so fun and life’s great.

 

[Law]

Meanwhile troon parents would die screaming "protect trans kids" but don't give a rat's ass about their own kids.
Really makes you think

They would do ANYTHING for the fictional children that they imagine in order to win internet arguments!

(r/Transmed, by the way, was banned for being unmoderated - you'll have to scour the likes of r/truscum and r/honesttransgender to find these types on Reddit.)

I think the Looney Troons just outnumbered the "but I'm speshul" truscum transmeds. I think thhere's also no meaningful difference between transmeds, truscums, or tucutes. All of them are people who want to change their sex, but this is impossible. Some are more delusional and obnoxious than others, but how can we tell which one is which? It's like trying to tell the difference between a cis man pretending to be a transwoman to access a woman's loo for sexual thrills, and a true and honest womansouled transwoman who's trying to access a woman's loo to live as her authentic self. How do you tell the difference? You can't cause there isn't one.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If I had to choose between living as the opposite gender in some weird Birdcage scenario or never seeing my kid again, it would be no contest to wear strange clothes but remain in their lives. Way to tell on yourself, hon.

It's been a while, but isn't this the exact plot of Mrs. Doubtfire?

 

[Uzumaki]

Myself or my Children?

Tell me you’re cluster B without telling me you’re cluster B.

 

[Ground Cinnamon]

Notice he only seems to care about his son visiting and already immediately dismissed his daughter as a lost cause to him

"Extreme tolerance" until a kid literally doesn't consent to being around them

 

[batteredpancakes]

After all this talk about Hunter I decided to look at some of his pictures.
If he was smart he would get that big male snozz of his taken care of. It's probably the easiest thing he could fix.

I noticed he also has a smug autogynephilic smile. Seriously there were dozens of examples on Getty alone. Here's a few:

Don't buy the idea that he some kind of harmless HSTS. He's clearly a sexual menace.
He's also not really a child transitioner. He's 5'10"and started blockers at 14-15 which means he was around Tanner 4 (maybe even 5); which means he was well into having sexual desires by then. He also hasn't had the cock chop and clearly doesn't intend to. I think his voice is just a case of a gay man retaining a young voice like Chris Colfer or Gorlock.

 

[Ground Cinnamon]

The jokes write themselves

 

[Sean Andalou]

Non-binary, so I suppose there is no one stereotypical look.
But I believe I'm on solid ground when I call this an L.

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[Uzumaki]

The jokes write themselves

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This is legitimately hysterical. This is God writing satire.

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

Absolutely brutalized

 

[Kebab Expert]

Yep, the only reason a child would say they need a dad is because they're being manipulated by their evil twansphobic bitch of a mother. Not because they've had life as they knew it for the last decade ripped from their hands and they're now being forced to witness that their loss is completely of their father's own volition.

Sure, buddy, drag those kids into court kicking and screaming while you wear your finest party city wig and spinny skirt. That won't push them further away and I'm sure the judge will be on your side when he witnesses how normal and well-adjusted you are.

 

[Hubelublub]

After all this talk about Hunter I decided to look at some of his pictures.
If he was smart he would get that big male snozz of his taken care of. It's probably the easiest thing he could fix.

He has an angular face, especially viewed from the side, changing his nose would have a cascading effect on the prominence of his other features, and he'd likely be soon down the road of endless plastic surgeries making him look worse and worse and worse.

On second thought, he should definitely do something about his nose.

 

[quaawaa]

Everyone point and laugh at the beer-bellied brick hon! Maybe hop on the treadmill instead of gooning to sissy porn once in a while you fat fuck. Wait, let me guess - his idea of sacrifice is stealing only one sausage off his kids‘ dinner plates instead of two

165 lbs is a beer belly weight for a 5'10" man (ideal weight is ~150 lbs for most people who haven't actively built muscle). 265 lbs is extremely obese.

 

[Hubelublub]

165 lbs is a beer belly weight for a 5'10" man

Not sure if pajeet, or 12 year old boy.