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[Fried Oreos]

I’m confused by all this tit conversation. All tits have a gap when the person is standing the right way. Certain bras push tits together, or if a woman is leaning forward a bit they fall together. Wtf are we on about really. Of course trans tits are deformed. If the guy got a boob job, he went for the pornified look over a natural one. Even then, boob jobs on women don’t even sit naturally because it’s silicone, not fat tissue.

Bonus mom and post-tit-chop pooner topless photos under the spoiler

Why mom and daughter? Like that is really creepy to me. Because they have the same genetics? I don’t ever want to be photographed with my mom nude, not even for some “artsy” shit. Fucking weird.

If I had a nickel for every time I see these posts from troons utterly confused why their straight wife doesn't want to entertain a ugly man in a dress as their 'wife' and embrace being in a 'lesbian' relationship

Probably narcissism, but the women are supposed to love their husband no matter what, meanwhile if she gets seriously ill, he’d probably drop her faster than he can apply lipstick.

Some reactions to older posts:

I expected this person to look a whole lot worse so congrats to them I guess

Don’t let the pictures fool you. It’s all a matter of perspective. They’re using the best angles they can, and sometimes filters. In person, you can usually tell. Maybe some fly under the radar if they were born petite men or large women, but they greatly exaggerate their pass-ability online by using angles and filters.

They really do hate detrans people just for existing. Even positive portrayals of detrans people make them mad.

This is how you know it’s a cult. You can question yourself into it just fine, but questioning yourself out of it isn’t allowed.

 

[Nikon_Camera]

Look this is what I mean

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It’s not just wide shoulders or gap - I have both. My whole hand width fits in easily, but nobody mistakes me for a man or my breasts for fake breasts. Trannies take note.

This was not smart thing to do.
I'm a histrionic homosexual exhibitionist and even I find this inapropriate.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I’m confused by all this tit conversation. All tits have a gap when the person is standing the right way. Certain bras push tits together, or if a woman is leaning forward a bit they fall together. Wtf are we on about really.

The way Troons are more likely to develop tuberous cone tits, at least thats what stands out the most about them personally.

 

[Mad_Dog]

https://www.kyrstenhodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/Kyrsten-Hodge-Missladymaamwoman-2024.pdf
https://www.kyrstenhodge.com/wp-con...ys-Hodge-Appalachian-Transsexual-2025-PDF.pdf
I'm surprised I can't find anyone having posted these.

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And of course:

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wtf is this shit
fag poets used to be based

Spoiler: Verlaine shooting his gay lover Rimbaud

Arthur Rimbaud and Paul Verlaine, two of the greatest French poets of all time, were gay lovers. In July 1873, their relationship reached a breaking point in Brussels. Verlaine, who was emotionally unstable and drinking heavily, was struggling with his feelings for Rimbaud and his deteriorating marriage. Rimbaud had decided to leave Verlaine and return to France, which devastated Verlaine.
On July 10, a drunken and distraught Verlaine bought a revolver and confronted Rimbaud in a hotel room. In a fit of rage, he fired two shots at Rimbaud, hitting him once in the wrist. The wound wasn’t fatal, but Rimbaud reported the incident to the police. Verlaine was arrested and later sentenced to two years in prison for the attack.
Despite this violent episode, Rimbaud and Verlaine exchanged letters while Verlaine was in jail, but, they never fully reconciled, and Rimbaud soon abandoned poetry altogether, moving on to a life of travel and trade in Africa.

Spoiler: Actual gay poetry

The Sonnet of the Asshole

Dark and wrinkled like a purple carnation,
It breathes, humbly hidden amid the moss;
Still damp with love that trails its swift temptation,
From white cheeks to the heart of its tight rim.

Strands like milky tears have wept in silent woe,
Beneath a cruel wind that pushed them aside;
Through tiny clots of rusty silt they flow,
To vanish where the sloping call did guide.

My dream would often press against its suction,
My soul, jealous of its carnal function,
Made it its crimson nest, its weeping brim.

It's the panting olive and the cuddly flute,
The channel where the heavenly praline flows;
A feminine Canaan where hidden moisture glows.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Fashion and self defense advice.

Reddit -- Archive

Someone told me, given my large size, that I should carry larger handbags to suit. I see some women carry cute small handbags, and I thought of buying one, especially for going out at night to a bar or something.

What do you all think?

 

[fitty tucker]

I shared the urinal cake story tonight with the rest of the household because how could you not.

Not sure if the actual Reddit thread (someone already archived it) was linked before, or just the tweet capping bits and pieces of it. I'm sure it's already been posted.

I archived that in this thread already, I think right when it was first posted on reddit. What a horror show lol. A greatest hit for sure.

 

[and I must scream]

Fashion and self defense advice.
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Love it how they are all pro-guns when it comes to them. They keep talking about how guns are bad and shouldn't be legalized like they are today, but that doesn't bother them to purchase and hold them themselves. Oh, but they truly need it for self defense, because they are genocided. "Cis" people? They don't need them, they are not at risk. On the contrary, they are evil and the ones committing the genocide.

 

[Revelator]

Love it how they are all pro-guns when it comes to them. They keep talking about how guns are bad and shouldn't be legalized like they are today, but that doesn't bother them to purchase and hold them themselves. Oh, but they truly need it for self defense, because they are genocided. "Cis" people? They don't need them, they are not at risk. On the contrary, they are evil and the ones committing the genocide.

Trump needs to classify troonism under a mental illness again. We'll get some peak milk when they go all tacticool don't tread on me.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Shouldn't the wives asking for a divorce after their husbands transition be a big ol pile of euphoria? They say they see them as a woman and since they aren't a lesbian they want a divorce, talk about gender affirmation! Too bad that's a lie to avoid less of a freak out...

 

[Unzen]

Shouldn't the wives asking for a divorce after their husbands transition be a big ol pile of euphoria? They say they see them as a woman and since they aren't a lesbian they want a divorce, talk about gender affirmation! Too bad that's a lie to avoid less of a freak out...

You clearly haven't been around any of these freaks enough to know what word game they play regarding their wife's sexual orientation. Not only can he magically become a woman just by saying but, in doing so, he can retroactively make his wife a lesbian! It's one of the lesser known humiliations and traps a freak puts his wife through. You're pressured constantly to "admit" that you were never attracted to any male quality of his and that you always secretly knew and wanted his totally hecking valid womanhood that he never knew he had until you had a kid with him. What he wants is for you to agree that he's a woman, and that you're a lesbian and neither of these things have anything to do with basic biology.

It's why being divorced crushes them, their humiliating trap didn't work.

 

[Jacques1194]

Oh okay, so the “We’re born this way” crowd suddenly becomes the “I didn’t decide until I was ready to ruin someone else’s life”. Cool. And they’re being supported. Awesome.

Unless something like fear was holding you back all those years, I always felt this whole "I didn't know I was gay/trans until after I was married to someone" to be something that refuted the "born that way" argument. How the fuck do you live for 30+ years and only "discovered" you were gay/trans in your 30s, 40s to even your 50s?

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

You clearly haven't been around any of these freaks enough to know what word game they play regarding their wife's sexual orientation. Not only can he magically become a woman just by saying but, in doing so, he can retroactively make his wife a lesbian! It's one of the lesser known humiliations and traps a freak puts his wife through. You're pressured constantly to "admit" that you were never attracted to any male quality of his and that you always secretly knew and wanted his totally hecking valid womanhood that he never knew he had until you had a kid with him. What he wants is for you to agree that he's a woman, and that you're a lesbian and neither of these things have anything to do with basic biology.

It's why being divorced crushes them, their humiliating trap didn't work.

Correct. When Ellen Paige pooned out, I saw a group immediately start calling all her previous romantic movie scenes with men as 'gay' because 'she was a man all along'. It was extremely retarded.

I can't imagine how many straight women were suddenly told 'you've been a lesbian all along, because despite marrying a man who was born a man and identified as such for 30+ years, I suddenly realized I was a girl all along', reacted badly, and had a Reddit post dedicated to what terfy bitches they are.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

You clearly haven't been around any of these freaks enough to know what word game they play regarding their wife's sexual orientation. Not only can he magically become a woman just by saying but, in doing so, he can retroactively make his wife a lesbian! It's one of the lesser known humiliations and traps a freak puts his wife through. You're pressured constantly to "admit" that you were never attracted to any male quality of his and that you always secretly knew and wanted his totally hecking valid womanhood that he never knew he had until you had a kid with him. What he wants is for you to agree that he's a woman, and that you're a lesbian and neither of these things have anything to do with basic biology.

It's why being divorced crushes them, their humiliating trap didn't work.

troonism is a cocktail of paraphilias and very linked with things like exhibitionism and humilliation fetishes. They will always go in increments and push it further each time becaust thats what fetishists do to the point of needing to perform riskier behaviour and involve other people and rub it on their faces without their consent. Its why they are such a ticking timebomb. That dynamic of emotionally manipulating a captive partner or loved one into participating in their twisted roleplay is the biggest source of euphoria boners.

 

[SkitzoTard]

Unless something like fear was holding you back all those years, I always felt this whole "I didn't know I was gay/trans until after I was married to someone" to be something that refuted the "born that way" argument. How the fuck do you live for 30+ years and only "discovered" you were gay/trans in your 30s, 40s to even your 50s?

The majority of late transitions are accompanied by copious amounts of cope and retconning. They'll say they always felt different or knew something was wrong but because of society/family/culture/socioeconomics or whatever they just didn't learn about or have the opportunity to pursue gender exploration and realize their true selves. Cancerous faggots.
Slightly related pic below I grabbed from a daily dot article about trans subreddit supportive shitposting.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

You clearly haven't been around any of these freaks enough to know what word game they play regarding their wife's sexual orientation. Not only can he magically become a woman just by saying but, in doing so, he can retroactively make his wife a lesbian! It's one of the lesser known humiliations and traps a freak puts his wife through. You're pressured constantly to "admit" that you were never attracted to any male quality of his and that you always secretly knew and wanted his totally hecking valid womanhood that he never knew he had until you had a kid with him. What he wants is for you to agree that he's a woman, and that you're a lesbian and neither of these things have anything to do with basic biology.

It's why being divorced crushes them, their humiliating trap didn't work.

There was this episode of Maury Povich that aired over 20 years ago that has stayed with me. Two of the guests were a trans widow and her transbian husband. She was begging him to let them divorce because, paraphrase “I am not a lesbian. I am miserable in this relationship and I am sure you are too. You would be much happier with another woman.”

He was offended because he didn’t want to be in a relationship with anyone else but his wife of over 30 years. She had to become a lesbian and stay with him! He even complained that his wife and him hadn’t had sex since he “came out.” He all but told her that she had to take the girldick on stage.

He had trooned out soon after they became empty nesters, and was the sole breadwinner during most of the marriage. It was another form of control over her, with a hint of cross dressing fetish.

 

[Revelator]

You clearly haven't been around any of these freaks enough to know what word game they play regarding their wife's sexual orientation. Not only can he magically become a woman just by saying but, in doing so, he can retroactively make his wife a lesbian! It's one of the lesser known humiliations and traps a freak puts his wife through. You're pressured constantly to "admit" that you were never attracted to any male quality of his and that you always secretly knew and wanted his totally hecking valid womanhood that he never knew he had until you had a kid with him. What he wants is for you to agree that he's a woman, and that you're a lesbian and neither of these things have anything to do with basic biology.

It's why being divorced crushes them, their humiliating trap didn't work.

See, this makes me angry. Angry enough to fedpost. I won't, but I will say any man that does this to a woman deserves to contemplate the sufferings of Christ in the most personal way possible.

 

[Syikeblade]

Not quite sure if this counts as L but the HTST in-fighting sure is entertaining enough.

Spoiler: I think most gay trannies know the truth about "straight" men

(venting a lil bit sry)
I see a lot of trans girls that feel like dating a straight cis man will somehow validate their womanhood, and put them up on this pedestal where they hold the power to deem you worthy or not as a woman. It not only places straight dudes above bi/pan/queer men, but also above themselves.
I’m sorry to tell you this babe, but a straight man will not be able to validate your womanhood, you need to take that on yourself.
All of you are really fucking magical, you’ve taken on the daunting task of being yourself in a world that’s often shitty to us. That takes courage, insight, and a lot of hard work. Don’t give some dude the power to determine if that’s good enough. If you really want to be as dateable as possible, show up to the table with your shit as figured out as possible. Expecting your partner to magically fix the insecurities you have is just not a good way to start a lasting relationship.
Also like when has a straight man ever been down to take on extra emotional labor lol.
Ugh and can we pls pls stop saying shitty things about bi/pan/queer men it’s so gross.
ok that’s my rant love u byeeeeeee

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I was on an asian lgbtq subreddit and these bi guys said that they wouldn't want a trans girl because they only want cis women and cis men. I always got the impression they weren't interested in me.


The worst thing is when trans girls become catty and compete and bring down their fellow trans woman in order to get the attention from a man who will probably end up fetishizing them :/




men periodt aren’t the prize. & a lot of girls, cis AND trans, would be so much happier if they understood that.

the hallmark of a good man irrespective of who or what he is, is him treating you like the lady you are. it doesn’t matter what his sexual preferences are or how he expresses his gender.

chivalry is a must for me. my man is straight, but i’m open to dating any guy that makes me feel like i’m the only girl in the world.

Seriously, like YOU’RE the prize babe. Dick is common loot.


it's seriously perplexing to me. bisexual guys are right there. they've already handled their stupid internalized homophobia bs. no babysitting their insecurity. they're actually proud to have you as a gf. they're actually part of the community. no "ally" posturing bs where they're only proud of you so long as there's a dem in the whitehouse. no "coming out" to his parents for dating a trans woman (kill me)

not to mention sexuality is a spectrum. a ton of "bisexual" guys are actually just straight guys who dealt with their internalized homophobia and realized they don't need to freak out and get defensive and feel threatened by the possibility of gayness


I think it's cool that you're an in a relationship with effeminate rich man, who's not exactly straight, but you can venerate any type of man you want, we don't have to hold your hand. This is a forum for straight transwomen, not for transpeople who want to date whoever they want to date. It's like shaming a man for being into average size women. Nobody actually cares except for the people uncomfortable with their weight.

I love cis straight men, and I believe there's a component of female sexuality that can not be validated without a masculine man who's attracted to a woman.

If you want to worship queer men, all power to you. But that's a you thing, not a collective we thing.

They love saying the quite parts out loud about their fetishes and pathological need for validation.

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[Paper Machete]

Lots of Freudian slips there lol

 

[Dread First]

There was this episode of Maury Povich that aired over 20 years ago that has stayed with me. Two of the guests were a trans widow and her transbian husband. She was begging him to let them divorce because, paraphrase “I am not a lesbian. I am miserable in this relationship and I am sure you are too. You would be much happier with another woman.”

He was offended because he didn’t want to be in a relationship with anyone else but his wife of over 30 years. She had to become a lesbian and stay with him! He even complained that his wife and him hadn’t had sex since he “came out.” He all but told her that she had to take the girldick on stage.

He had trooned out soon after they became empty nesters, and was the sole breadwinner during most of the marriage. It was another form of control over her, with a hint of cross dressing fetish.

I really hate that Maury eventually became a paternity suit show that thrived on humiliating white trash and niggers for most of its lifespan. I mean, hey, I enjoyed those episodes of Maury like anyone else, but MAN those earlier episodes from before…. 2005 were built different, and had a much broader selection of retards and deviants to make fun of.

 

[The Internet Dick]

...not to mention sexuality is a spectrum. a ton of "bisexual" guys are actually just straight guys who dealt with their internalized homophobia and realized they don't need to freak out and get defensive and feel threatened by the possibility of gayness...

To correct the troon, I think some much-needed clarity is in order here: bisexual guys are not straight guys. Straight guys do not seek out or want to see or think about men having sex with other men. Straight guys find the whole idea of sex with other men repulsive on a subatomic level. That said, most straight guys nowadays are also live and let live, you do you kind of guys, so if you're into that sort of thing, fine. That's your business. I don't care. Just keep it out of my headspace. Yuck.

Sexuality is not a spectrum, either. Human sexuality is, well, sexual since human beings are mammals and procreate by means of sexual reproduction. There is no spectrum in such a biologically driven and physiologically purposed arrangement. If you're a man who likes having sex with other men, I would bet your sexuality was skewed as the result of childhood trauma. Someone fucked with your head when they violated your body. You're not right.

Do I think you should be societally penalized for it? Of course not. See above. You do you, pal.

EDIT: Changed 'punished' to 'penalized'.