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Lies and Betrayal​

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I found out a few nights ago, the man I called my father (Who has been very supportive of me over the last year, and his many transfem friends, who he collects in a way I always thought was super creepy for a supposedly straight cis-gender man, and a man who abused me as a child to try and shock/beat the femininity out of me) voted for Trump. Things quickly descended into chaos as he refused to answer one single question "Did you know he was running on a campaign to take away lgbtqai+ rights, before you voted for him?" He got angry, and I got scared, we both lashed out and in the end he finally said. "Yes! I knew I was voting to take your rights away! I did it because it's what I believe is best for the country!"

So in other words. He faked being pro-trans to all of our faces, then knowingly voted to take away our rights and was a secret raging bigot the whole time. It's such two-faced, such disgusting, deceitful, snake-like behavior, that I'm honestly in total shell-shock. I kicked him out of my life and I've barely spoken to anyone since. I'm almost catatonic.

Ah. I bet cases like that are going to happen now more and more - troons (=troons, pooners and enbies) realizing that family, friends, co-workers and other people they thought were allies, are actually not and have not been for a while now (or never). I bet more and more people will start feeling more comfortable and free to talk about it, which means more and more troons are going to find out they were lied to.

Of course the troons are going to be shocked, feel betrayed and will be going on and on about how these people are liars and two-faced and snakes. There will be zero accountability and responsibility taken, or even just acknowledgment or some fleeting thoughts about the fact that they created a situation in which their family, friends, co-workers and others HAD to lie to them, and now with the new regime they finally starting to feel like they could at least question some of it out loud or say they feel uncomfortable about some things. "Where did that come from?!" they would cry, while cutting ties with these people and keep calling anyone who criticise them in any way, shape or form transphobes, terfs and Nazis.

Anyway, I'm here for it.

 

[Mad_Dog]

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I found out a few nights ago, the man I called my father (Who has been very supportive of me over the last year, and his many transfem friends, who he collects in a way I always thought was super creepy for a supposedly straight cis-gender man, and a man who abused me as a child to try and shock/beat the femininity out of me) voted for Trump. Things quickly descended into chaos as he refused to answer one single question "Did you know he was running on a campaign to take away lgbtqai+ rights, before you voted for him?" He got angry, and I got scared, we both lashed out and in the end he finally said. "Yes! I knew I was voting to take your rights away! I did it because it's what I believe is best for the country!"

So in other words. He faked being pro-trans to all of our faces, then knowingly voted to take away our rights and was a secret raging bigot the whole time. It's such two-faced, such disgusting, deceitful, snake-like behavior, that I'm honestly in total shell-shock. I kicked him out of my life and I've barely spoken to anyone since. I'm almost catatonic.

I bet the dad clapped in the end

 

[monstrous bubo]

I bet the dad clapped in the end

No, but the name of that dad? Albert Einstein.

I had wondered, especially as that was a new account, but sometimes you just want to believe, you know?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Ethan Haim, the doctor who leaked information about a Texas children's hospital that mutilated children in the name of trans ideology had his criminal case dismissed.

Nature is healing. Honestly I really, really hope the trans menace is documented like WW2 has been for the past 70 fucking years. Like imagine if the cultural equivalent of wolfenstien 3d hating nazis but for trannies comes in the next decade or 2.
I understand this is probably overdosing on but still.

 

[IKOL]

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I found out a few nights ago, the man I called my father (Who has been very supportive of me over the last year, and his many transfem friends, who he collects in a way I always thought was super creepy for a supposedly straight cis-gender man, and a man who abused me as a child to try and shock/beat the femininity out of me) voted for Trump. Things quickly descended into chaos as he refused to answer one single question "Did you know he was running on a campaign to take away lgbtqai+ rights, before you voted for him?" He got angry, and I got scared, we both lashed out and in the end he finally said. "Yes! I knew I was voting to take your rights away! I did it because it's what I believe is best for the country!"

So in other words. He faked being pro-trans to all of our faces, then knowingly voted to take away our rights and was a secret raging bigot the whole time. It's such two-faced, such disgusting, deceitful, snake-like behavior, that I'm honestly in total shell-shock. I kicked him out of my life and I've barely spoken to anyone since. I'm almost catatonic.

Kek. Now let this Troon to enjoy the rope of 59% titanium wires on the neck.

 

[ICanLurkNoMore]

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Lies and Betrayal​

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I found out a few nights ago, the man I called my father (Who has been very supportive of me over the last year, and his many transfem friends, who he collects in a way I always thought was super creepy for a supposedly straight cis-gender man, and a man who abused me as a child to try and shock/beat the femininity out of me) voted for Trump. Things quickly descended into chaos as he refused to answer one single question "Did you know he was running on a campaign to take away lgbtqai+ rights, before you voted for him?" He got angry, and I got scared, we both lashed out and in the end he finally said. "Yes! I knew I was voting to take your rights away! I did it because it's what I believe is best for the country!"

So in other words. He faked being pro-trans to all of our faces, then knowingly voted to take away our rights and was a secret raging bigot the whole time. It's such two-faced, such disgusting, deceitful, snake-like behavior, that I'm honestly in total shell-shock. I kicked him out of my life and I've barely spoken to anyone since. I'm almost catatonic.

You'll note the "in a super creepy way for a straight cis man" and the "abuse" for being a tranny is supposed to be implying that this Trump supporting father is a tranny chaser and he clearly voted for trump because he couldn't get any of that rot pocket, either fetish bait, and/or this tranny's brain has been rotted by his fetishes and is projecting onto his father.

 

[Looney Troons]

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I found out a few nights ago, the man I called my father (Who has been very supportive of me over the last year, and his many transfem friends, who he collects in a way I always thought was super creepy for a supposedly straight cis-gender man, and a man who abused me as a child to try and shock/beat the femininity out of me) voted for Trump. Things quickly descended into chaos as he refused to answer one single question "Did you know he was running on a campaign to take away lgbtqai+ rights, before you voted for him?" He got angry, and I got scared, we both lashed out and in the end he finally said. "Yes! I knew I was voting to take your rights away! I did it because it's what I believe is best for the country!"

So in other words. He faked being pro-trans to all of our faces, then knowingly voted to take away our rights and was a secret raging bigot the whole time. It's such two-faced, such disgusting, deceitful, snake-like behavior, that I'm honestly in total shell-shock. I kicked him out of my life and I've barely spoken to anyone since. I'm almost catatonic.

I love these fake and gay stories that never happened. He probably just threw the troon some crisps and told him to fuck off

 

[Strangolapreti]

 

[soy woah jaque]

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Executive Orders Can't Change Reality

Neither can surgery.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Fake allies rise up

Since this account was birthed on January 24 of this year with this being the only post attributed to it, we can rest easy knowing that this man and his troon harem are non-existent. Still, I love the idea of a boring old salaryman collecting troons everywhere he goes only to viciously betray them in an act of espionage. Just hilarious to think about.

Thread tax.

MTF melania_trumpet - who seems to be possibly cow material - is positively fuming that men are giving each other advice on how to avoid getting tricked by trannies; this is clearly a special interest for him as I'd just featured him recently over here. Someone seems to be panicking extra in the wake of Trump's inauguration!
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TRIGGER WARNING: Be careful with men who PRETEND to be okay with you being trans​

You can get robbed because they know the police won't do anything for us. Or you can simply get scammed. I have had countless Nigerian princes and sheikhs trying to scam me on Facebook. I would tell them I was trans, just to see how far they would go, and they knew what to tell me. They said they saw me as a woman and that it made no difference. Then they proceeded to ask for gift cards. Of course, I was playing them, but a lot of trans women take things at face value.
There are several scenarios when a guy says he is okay with you being trans:

1. He will use you as an inert sex doll, but won't date you
2. He will ambush you and rob you
3. He will make fun of you with his friends
4. He is not sure about your T and he's pretending he is cool with it and wants to get your admission (see below).

Just because a man says he is okay with you being trans, it doesn't mean he truly is. You should read this comment I found on YouTube.
When I was paying for my studies, I had to work as a tutor. This was before my ffs. A few parents weren't sure whether I was trans or not, so they asked me and told me it would make no difference. And dumb me would admit. I was so stupid. They always ended up ghosting me and not hiring me. You know, I had to pay my bills. Then, I started lying and things went well and I made enough money to afford my FFS. Just don't be naive. Don't take what people say at face value.

A FTM starts shaking in her big boy boots because people who once tolerated her are now free to make it known they find her subculture to be rank.
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How on earth am I supposed to navigate a social job right now?​

These past couple of weeks have been...rough. My cousin (a masculine lesbian) was confronted by a man at a grocery store, in front of her child. He didn't physically touch her but he made a scene verbally.
My job is very social. I DO typically pass if I masc up as much as I can, but there are still people who will clock me or assume I'm a woman (I am less than a year on T and cannot grow a beard for extra safety).
A regular who is usually very nice to me has suddenly become extremely rude towards me in the last couple of weeks. I can only assume it's bc she's heard some things about trans people that she's decided to believe, or she finally realized I was trans (she has known me at work since before I went on T). I get nasty looks all the time from customers but they are now increasing in frequency. A coworker even noticed today that I tend to get the "rudest customers".
I went to a different store to fill in one day this week and was openly stared at by several coworkers. One was downright rude to me. And this is at a company that's actually known for having a high number of trans workers. I did meet a coworker who I thought might also be trans but that was the only positive.
Idk y'all. I have good health insurance at this job, but at this point I do not know if I can mentally handle every transphobe and homophobe openly acting how they want to act around me (bc if I'm not clocked as trans, people do tend to lean towards assuming I'm a queer man - which would also be true). But applying for new jobs in this climate - with protections about to be rolled back - also honestly sounds less appealing than just dealing with the bullshit.
I've been "handling" it by dissociating constantly at work lol. These next 4 years are going to suck, man. I just want to go get a job involving nature or animals so I don't have to be perceived by other human beings constantly.

A pooner's brainrot is infecting a young girl and she starts to sweat over the knowledge that she'll be held to task for the girl's delusional state; this is an L for both the pooner and the little girl, who is only 11 years old. Not to be too sentimental, but I hope this little one is able to get past this brain poisoning and grow up into a great young woman with her head on straight.
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I know i will be blamed for my niece being NB and using they/them pronouns​

so, I started testosterone at age 16, almost 17. my niece, at that time, was 8 years old i think? somewhere around there. they knew me as an "aunt", but had to switch to calling me "uncle" and my new name.
suffice to say, they got the new name, pronouns, and "uncle" title faster than anyone else in the family.
fast forward a few years, they tell me they are a feminine (I never mentioned the demigirl identity to them, they found it on their own), and tell me they want to use she/they pronouns.
since they didn't wanna come out to the rest of the family, understandably, I only used "she" when they were around. but i also only used "they" when alone with them and/or their friends.
today, they told me they don't feel like a girl at all, and want just they/them pronouns. they are 11, and I have never pressured them, only said i will support no matter what.
if they come out to the rest of the family as NB and want they/them pronouns, I know I will blamed for grooming or whatever.
but I never explained these gender concepts to them, they found it on their own! and they thought it resonated with them, and told me about it, cuz they knew i was safe and would not tell.
and i won't. but if, on their own terms, they tell everyone else they wanna be called they/them, i know fingers will be pointed at me for how I "influenced" them.
but if they do come out, I know they will say i brainwashed them by transitioning while they were very young... they will say I pressured them into it, or shamed cishet people to make it seem like they should be anything else...

A poster on r/StraightTransGirls, home of the HSTS hoping to find themselves a fine heterosexual king, is appalled and bewildered when learning that his "straight" ex actually loves gooning to trannies. How this continues to shock people is beyond me.
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My ex’s following list​

Well, this is kind of a vent post because right now i am pretty sad.
I had a very very bad breakup with my ex, he was somehow what I wanted in a guy; masculine, tall, nerdy… But things in reality were very different, as he was extremely emotionally unavailable and blah blah you all know the drill.
But what shocked me the most and probably what is affecting me badly to the point my self esteem is six feet underground, is, when he blocked me on twitter (X), I clicked on his following list. And what I found destroyed me, because he follows a copious amount of trans porn models, these ‘gamer’ girls that appeal to the nerdy guys and are a little bit too annoying with the fact that they are trans (the ‘haha girl wand’ bullshit) and have their OnlyFans pinned in the bio.
I just don’t know how to swallow this, I remember a lot of times in my house when he went to the toilet and stayed there for too long. Now I realize. And I feel so… so i don’t know, everytime I think of it I hurl.
I thought he was just a cool guy, huh…

Finally, another case of the broken-hearted catfish. It's honestly hard to feel bad for these guys.
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Im so tired of cis people​

MTF trans person 3 months on hormones in late twenties.
Im so tired of how they react to me , how they treat me , laugh at me and make it insufferable when i want to go out wearing a dress. The looks cause im very androgynous, how quickly they go away like the plague when they see me near in a club. Im so tired of living like this , i always feel people are ashamed of me ...like they are embarassed to be seen with me. I went on a date with this guy who said he was very excited to see me and to meet me, he said i was very beautiful and ...i was super happy for once . When we saw in person the vibe changed and he was looking left and right , wanting to go away quickly to my place. But i could feel that energy ..and it really is traumatic. I just cancelled all my other dates i had on the app ( breeze). Today i feel down ...I have been spiriling down with substance abuse , it makes me cope with the transphobia i feel on a daily basis.I wish one day i can buy a big house in the woods and just live very far away of people and society. I just want peace

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

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This is brilliant. Even the literally braindamaged tranny sees that there are valid economic reasons to vote for Trump, and the handmaiden is having a mental breakdown over it. Small tranny W.

 

[Strangolapreti]

This is brilliant. Even the literally braindamaged tranny sees that there are valid economic reasons to vote for Trump, and the handmaiden is having a mental breakdown over it. Small tranny W.

AS A WOMAN, SHE SHOULD'VE VOTED FOR THE WOMAN PRESIDENT!
NOT FOR THE ORANGE MAN.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK WITH ANYONE ANYMORE!

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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Weird gender chimera with a disfiguring birth defect claims that he in some way proves that male perverts with a fetish are real women, just by his mere existence.

When will these retards understand that XX and XY are the fucking norm (like being born with 2 arms and 5 fingers on each hand) and any deviance from that is just an anomoly? Some people are born with missing or extra arms/legs, some people are born with genetic diseases and some unfortunate people are born with 2 fucking heads. We just understand intuitively that something went a bit wrong during their gestation (and there are a great many things that have the potential to go disastrously wrong during pregnancy for any number of reasons), but that doesn't somehow mean that freaks who get hard when they wear their mom's clothes (who don't even have any sort of chromosomal deformity) are magically now real women.

It's just such a retarded way of thinking, on so many levels. He even mentions that he has Gynecomastia, which is enlarged breasts in males caused by unusual amounts of oestrogen. You're just a fucking weirdo whose mom drank gasoline while she was pregnant. That's it.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

"dismissed with prejudice".

Halle-freaking-lujah.

The shadow has been not only been turned back but spanked and sent crying to its mommy in hell.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Weird gender chimera with a disfiguring birth defect claims that he in some way proves that male perverts with a fetish are real women, just by his very existence.

When will these retards realise that XX and XY are the fucking norm (like being born with 2 arms and 5 fingers on each hand) and any deviance from that is just an anomoly? Some people are born with missing or extra arms/legs, some people are born with genetic diseases and some unfortunate people are born with 2 fucking heads. We just understand intuitively that something went a bit wrong during their gestation (and there are a great many things that have the potential to go disastrously wrong during pregnancy), but that doesn't somehow mean that freaks who get hard when wearing their mom's clothes (who don't even have any sort of chromosomal deformity) are magically now real women.

It's just such a retarded way of thinking, on so many levels. He even mentions that he has Gynecomastia, which is enlarged breasts in males caused by unusual amounts of oestrogen. You're just a fucking weirdo whose mom drank gasoline while she was pregnant. That's it.

That’s assuming he really has this condition. His symptoms just sound like he’s a fatty with a teeny weenie.

 

[Positron]

There are several scenarios when a guy says he is okay with you being trans:

1. He will use you as an inert sex doll, but won't date you
2. He will ambush you and rob you
3. He will make fun of you with his friends
4. He is not sure about your T and he's pretending he is cool with it and wants to get your admission (see below).

Nah, at worst we collect your nudes and post them on Kiwi Farms.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

That’s assuming he really has this condition. His symptoms just sound like he’s a fatty with a teeny weenie.

I did think the same- being fat and having tiny balls that don't produce testosterone just seems to be a prerequisite to creating and using a Reddit account.

With that said though, this guy brings up the fact that he's intersex a lot. Searching his post history for 'xxy' brings up fucking sixty results- and that may not even be comprehensive. He mentions it (usually unbidden) in at least every other post.



He even brings it up again in response to someone commenting on the post I shared, just in case they missed it the first time.

It's very important to this person that everyone knows and understands at all times that he's XXY. It's clearly his sole personality trait. Not to say this lends legitimacy to his claims or anything, but it's evidently a fixation of his.

 

[Fort Brooks]

It's clearly his sole personality trait. Not to say this lends legitimacy to his claims or anything, but it's evidently a fixation of his.

Well yeah that's how these people think. They pick some trait, real or imaginary, and it becomes the nucleus of their entire personality (or "identity"). Often they will pick something nonsensical, like a medical condition or sexual orientation. The cult they're a part of has them rebuild their entire personality around this trait, of which they wear with Pride™ on their clothes and profiles.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Since this account was birthed on January 24 of this year with this being the only post attributed to it, we can rest easy knowing that this man and his troon harem are non-existent. Still, I love the idea of a boring old salaryman collecting troons everywhere he goes only to viciously betray them in an act of espionage. Just hilarious to think about.

While I also doubt this specific story happened (and on the off chance it is, that tranny harem collector is a potential sexual predator himself), I agree with whoever said that a lot of troons are about to find out how artificial most of their forced tolerance actually is. They’ve got a huge storm coming if they really think that most of the people that struggle to tell a man in a miniskirt and wig “ma’am” weren’t simply complying out of fear. The emperor is slowly realizing his clothes are made out of air and delusion. Can’t say I feel too bad.

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Weird gender chimera with a disfiguring birth defect claims that he in some way proves that male perverts with a fetish are real women, just by his mere existence.

When will these retards realise that XX and XY are the fucking norm (like being born with 2 arms and 5 fingers on each hand) and any deviance from that is just an anomoly? Some people are born with missing or extra arms/legs, some people are born with genetic diseases and some unfortunate people are born with 2 fucking heads. We just understand intuitively that something went a bit wrong during their gestation (and there are a great many things that have the potential to go disastrously wrong during pregnancy for any number of reasons), but that doesn't somehow mean that freaks who get hard when wearing their mom's clothes (who don't even have any sort of chromosomal deformity) are magically now real women.

It's just such a retarded way of thinking, on so many levels. He even mentions that he has Gynecomastia, which is enlarged breasts in males caused by unusual amounts of oestrogen. You're just a fucking weirdo whose mom drank gasoline while she was pregnant. That's it.

XXY is Kleinfelters Syndrome, which means OP is a biological male due to his Y chromosome. The extra X simply means that his male development went wacky during puberty, including the aforementioned underdeveloped testes and gynecomastia. He has a Y, he is a man. An intersex man, but a man all the same. Even his chromosomal disorder is telling him he is a biological man but he refuses to listen.

I have heard of men trooning out or being groomed after a Kleinfelters diagnosis because many trannies fake or exploit intersex conditions to justify trooning. Similar to them grooming gender non conforming people (gay or straight) or autistics because they deviate from their overwhelmingly narrow norm. Implied to them that they are so broken that they are better trooning out completely. Dude fell for the brainwashing (if it’s just not a guy on E larping or justifying his fetish).