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My enby child cracked my egg!

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In 2015 my 8 year old daughter proudly marched into the room and announced that she was nonbinary, now used they/she pronouns, had thought about all of this a LOT and promptly demanded a haircut to get rid of the long hair they’d been conditioned to wear as a girl and wouldn’t take no for an answer!
Imagine that.
You’re a precocious little girl who had unfettered internet access since before you could read, end up on fucking tumblr or wherever else, get groomed into believing that long hair = girl and so wanting a haircut makes you a non-girl, the simple kind of child’s fancy that since time immemorial has been met with a smile and “sure thing hon”.
flash forward, you’re 11 and your dad kills the dad you’ve always known and decides to live life as a parody of womanhood. Now you have mom and “mom” and all the confusion and unease this entails, already growing up with your head stuffed with gender roles so strict that even letting your hair grow is a statement about Gender, and here your ex-dad is, living life as a stereotype, everything now revolves around him and his feelings and his validation and all the while he is explicitly using you as an excuse for why he had to sacrifice the family on the altar of his crossdressing fetish...
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Troon claims to have ovaries and periods. How is this possible? Turns out he's just cheating and has some sort of chimera genitalia as a result of a birth defect.

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Only in the Current Year West would you see people expressing regret and jealousy that they don't have a fucking birth defect.

People like this are birth defects in and of themselves.
Terrible hair that no sane actual woman would ever have, and now it’s even greasier.
 
my 8 year old daughter proudly marched into the room and announced that she was nonbinary
'Non-binary' is such a retarded concept, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever on any level. How is she your daughter if she's non-binary? 'Daughter' is an intrinsically gendered term:

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He could at least try being somewhat consistent about his attempt to groom his child into the gender cult. By their own stupid definitions you can have a daughter, or you can have a 'non-binary child'. Pick one.

Or better yet, just 41% yourself before you do any more harm to your child.

Terrible hair that no sane actual woman would ever have, and now it’s even greasier.

My eyes were so drawn to his AGP smirk that I actually totally missed the hair. That's fucking dreadful, it looks like he just pulled some hair our of a drain and glued it to his forehead.
 
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Troon claims to have ovaries and periods. How is this possible? Turns out he's just cheating and has some sort of chimera genitalia as a result of a birth defect.

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Only in the Current Year West would you see people expressing regret and jealousy that they don't have a fucking birth defect.

People like this are birth defects in and of themselves.
He doesn’t. The troonosphere is full of “women” who look about as feminine as Hulk Hogan claiming they’re actually female, physically and genetically, due to having some vanishingly rare condition that definitely does not manifest the way they think it does.
 
To be fair, I know plenty of leftoids who listen to Ethel Cain or Sophie, but 0 who listen to Kim Petras. Even in very woke pop focused spaces, outside of that one Sam Smith song he featured on, he doesn't exist.

Ironically hes less relevant than 2 troons who dont pass even a little bit of which one 'fell off a roof' and died years ago.
One time I met a guy whose fav artist was Kim Petras and it took all my self control not to call him a faggot.

Speaking of faggots:
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God the grease on that specimen. Not making the male pattern baldness look less male.

He doesn’t. The troonosphere is full of “women” who look about as feminine as Hulk Hogan claiming they’re actually female, physically and genetically, due to having some vanishingly rare condition that definitely does not manifest the way they think it does.
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"SISTERS... I FEEL SO EUPHORIC SISTERS! I FEEL MY OVERIES GROWING INSIDE OF ME!"
 
Even when women decide to abstinent from sex with men, the poor poor trannies need to include themselves into it. As if most men date them lol

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Keep in mind that most troons stick to their own kind because:
A: Its a fetish, so they seek out others who partake in it, which are usually other troons.
B: 99% of troons are ugly as shit and no man would willingly stick his mouth let alone dick near one, unless they're "chasers".
The only troon I've geniunley thought looked decent is Blaire White.

Imagine that.
You’re a precocious little girl who had unfettered internet access since before you could read, end up on fucking tumblr or wherever else ,get groomed into believing that long hair=girl and so wanting a haircut makes you a non-girl, the simple kind of child’s fancy that since time immemorial has been met with a smile and “sure thing hon”.
flash forward, you’re 11 and your dad kills the dad you’ve always known and decides to live life as a parody of womanhood, now you have mom and “mom” and all the confusion and unease this entails, to grow up with your head stuffed with gender roles so strict that even letting your hair grow is a statement about Gender, and your dad is living life as a stereotype, everything now revolves around him and his feelings and his validation and it’s he is explicitly using you as an excuse for why he had to sacrifice the family on the altar of his crossdressing fetish...
I think I'd kill myself.
 
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Troon claims to have ovaries and periods. How is this possible? Turns out he's just cheating and has some sort of chimera genitalia as a result of a birth defect.

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Only in the Current Year West would you see people expressing regret and jealousy that they don't have a fucking birth defect.

People like this are birth defects in and of themselves.
A hundred bucks say he's lying about a birth defect also and is just a regular tranny cosplaying a very speshul intersex person online for attention.
 
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“I’m just a dumb blonde girl who is dating a guy from the alt-right.” Waiting for the boyfriend to be Nick Fuentes…
I know the size of the forehead that hat and those bangs are trying to hide.

>“I’m just a dumb blonde girl who is dating a guy from the alt-right.”
Looks like they are both woman-hating incels, so they are a perfect gay pair, no? Why break up?
 
Troon St. makes up the shaft of the penis:story:
It's Troon Drive. Pity it doesn't lead straight into the sea...
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More HTST in denial about the kind of men who date them. Even admits in the final paragraph that most of them want strtmen for validation.

So he met a chaser that's immensely closeted and trying to convince himself he's "straight".

It would be fucking sad if it wasn't so laughable. Bro if he knew you were a Troon and he was still into you, I hate to tell you, but he ain't straight.
By definition.
Shit this fag even still has his dick intact, that's somehow even more gay.
Theres no way for a straight dude to suck a dick or get a dick shoved up his asshole heterosexually.

Come the fuck on.
 
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Theres no way for a straight dude to suck a dick or get a stick shoved up his asshole heterosexually.
The mental gymnastics one must go through to end at the conclusion that it's not gay "because he said he isn't a guy" must be incredible... Or he's just incredibly retarded.
 
A: Its a fetish, so they seek out others who partake in it, which are usually other troons.
B: 99% of troons are ugly as shit and no man would willingly stick his mouth let alone dick near one, unless they're "chasers".
The only troon I've geniunley thought looked decent is Blaire White.
That's also why LOTS of chasers seem to troon out on their trannys. As troons often lament.
They share in the same delusion, they just come from slightly different starting points.
Somewhat related, a really weird, questionable L - depending on how sus you find Josh Seiter and if he later decides to actually troon.
Well, the rupaul troon in question def. experienced an L, guy played DEAD to avoid her.

Josh Seiter of course only dated "Monica Beverly Hillz" to get pointers for his later larp, I'm sure.

The plot thickens, this one is over 1 year old:


For all those who aren't in the loop, the grift:
 
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There is a couple on 90 day fiance with a Philippines ladyboy and some guy from Las Vegas. It should be required watching for anyone studies troonery. The dude says he isn't gay but works as an assistant to a drag queen, has friends who are flamers, and is into trannies (specifically he says he loves the dick but he has to be a tranny dick lmao), he goes over to the Philippines with no fucking money, sleeps around despite the tranny thinking they're gonna be monogamous, gets gonorrhea from someone's throat, and is so egregiously fucking awful I legit felt bad for the tranny in question. (And no, the tranny doesn't pass even remotely, he's literally just some dude with long hair.)

Those are the types of guys who date trannies. I wouldn't brag about being able to land someone like that TBH.
 
Probably on themselves, they’ve been acting even more mental than usual since the election, wouldn’t be surprised if they did. After all they do think they are gonna be put in death camps.
The fact troons are actually concerned about this happening shows how out of touch with reality and self-centered they are. Trump's been pretty clear that he's going to do something awful to the illegal migrants, akin to the family separations of Trump Term 1, but fuck if the trannies care about that! They care about themselves, and only themselves, and issues only matter to them if they're personally affected. They're super sticky single-issue voters whose single issue turns off other left-leaning voters, they make terrible advisors, and they have a tendency to infiltrate campaigns as volunteer labor the same way tranny jannies dominate reddit for being unpaid moderators of the 8 billion troon subs on Reddit.
>muh womb transplants
Their grotesque cargo cult is textbook "I fucking love science" redditory tbh. I put on a Nasa tshirt, this basically makes me an engineer!
The human reproductive system manifests itself in a myriad of complex interconnected bodily functions, imagine thinking all you need is a disconnected womb to grow a baby.
I recently stumbled upon a video of a former mtf who detransitioned because estrogen destroyed his eyes. Looked it up and apparently sex hormones are crucical in regulating the oil glands that moisturize the eyes. His ophthalmologist told him his glands "died". Needless to say, nobody warned him this could happen back when he got a prescription for " life-saving trans healthcare ".
Informed consent protocols warn the troons about most of the untoward things that troon HRT can do, but this one sounds rather uncommon.
They don’t do it because pregnancy is fun, it’s because the end result is worth it. Trannies don’t care about that, they just fetishize pregnancy because it’s part of their sexist fantasy. When have you ever seen a tranny say they specifically want to carry their children and then raise them like a mother? It’s always just “I want to be pregnant!!” With no mention whatsoever of the long term goal.
Pregnancy is uncomfortable and unsexual and it is cringe to watch the troons pretend otherwise because it screams to me "I spent my entire formative period on /d/ and now I think futa hentai is real life."
It's because they're gooner degens who have consumed terabytes of hentai where an anime girl has 10 orgasms at once from having her uterus penetrated and they think that's real.
Men make pornographic depictions of women enduring pain and degradation as pleasurable, and other demented men follow the piper song, get their dicks cut off, and in turn model and act out the hentai behavior for other men. It's the perfect positive feedback loop of sexism; if only these men would stay away from actual women and girls.
Well, the ones we have are in for murder and assault. The type of crime they're charged with determines their placement. But it's also safer for them (my own opinions notwithstanding) to be on a unit where basically everyone is tranquilized 24/7, rather than on a regular unit, chomos included, because everyone hates trannies and they're so annoying they'd get stomped (beaten severely) pretty quickly.
You know they're heccin' valid cute girls when they're charged with murder lol.
I'm not surprised they hit the mental health wing on arrival, they need it.
with the help of an emergency c-section, you now get to suckle on the thick unwashed leathery male teat of an absolute gigahon, supplying you with your first taste of that sweet, sweet, salty fermented male milk. Literal F-tier spawn.
my medfag notes to this conjecture: a transplanted uterus is always going to deliver by C-section, because it isn't connected to the cervix like a normal uterus would be, so natural delivery is basically not possible. So it wouldn't be an emergent C-section, it would be scheduled probably. In the protocol I'm familiar with, which is a (cis)woman donor to (cis)woman recipient transplant, the uterus (no ovaries or anything else) is grafted into the recipient, recipient heals for 6 months, then the recipient has IVF with pre-existing frozen embryos to get pregnant, the donated uterus *hopefully* can sustain the pregnancy to term, and then the whole thing, baby, uterus and all, would be delivered after the c-section, so that the patient wouldn't have to continue taking immune-suppressing antirejection drugs indefinitely, because those drugs cause kidney damage and are themselves life-limiting. So taking them indefinitely is an unreasonable toll to take on merely to... possess a uterus, the organ doesn't do very much except this one thing. The protocol is still super risky even if the patient got to have a child of her own and it all went smoothly. I can't understand why so many troons are interested in this.

So to the troon who desperately wants me to tell him he could really BAW one day in the sense of having a grafted uterus... I think it'd be a dangerous waste of medical resources to try, to say nothing of his safety. Historical troon Lili Elbe died at age 49 persuing exactly this.

And when the troons talk about feeling "empty" or "hollow" without a uterus, I don't get what they think they mean. There are many many more older women who have had therapeutic hysterectomies and anyway.... didn't these same people literally hollow out their dicks? Ciswomen aren't less of women if they have hysterectomy, therefore transwomen are valid despite their lack of uteruses, but also, transwomen need to have surgery to remove their dicks, get breast implants, and "function sexually" as a woman, whatever that means... You get on tranny mountain and the logical compass just spins in circles.
including maximum security (which is my personal favorite section to work in)
OT, but what do you enjoy about working as a CO on maximum security pods as compared to other jobs in the prison?
She must be so pissed off. I bet she constantly protests about not being housed with her fellow men where she belongs.

Right?
Lil' Pooner is the hottest buck on the pod probably, but I still think she would get her shit kicked in if sent to a male unit... I mean, they'd rape her, endlessly and constantly, which is why the only transgenders interested in cross-sex prison unit disposition are the MtF offenders.
The fact that they're experimenting with uteral transplants for 'cis' women means precisely fucking nothing for troons. When it comes to reproductive organs and the skeletal anatomy in that area, men and women may as well be entirely different species. It's like putting diesel in a petrol engine- it will never, ever work.
It's an uncommon and complicated surgery, for sure. Johns Hopkins at least is taking applications, though their inclusion criteria are quite strict.

My guess is that a MtF uterine graft is probably theoretically possible but would be far more complicated throughout, you'd have a far higher infection rate, graft failure rate, and that pregnancies would have all kinds of complications if carried to term in an MtF, even if he's skinwalking with a real woman's womb.
The only thing she ever asked for was an increase in her biweekly testosterone, which was denied.

I love my job 🥳
I love hearing about it, tell us more.

A hundred bucks say he's lying about a birth defect also and is just a regular tranny cosplaying a very speshul intersex person online for attention.
I think it's funny how they brag about their chimerism and genetic defects. Like, do the people with Marfan Syndrome gang up online to glaze each other up about their hyperflexible joints?
Obviously they aren't real though. Intersex conditions are rare and the truly ambiguous ones are the rarest of rare.
Why does having fun with a member of the same sex need to be girl-coded again? I understand what the troon is getting at, but it's better to challenge the perception that men can't or shouldn't enjoy girl-coded activities than to push the narrative that men who enjoy these "feminine" activities are wrong and less of men for it. It's the same mentality as the schoolyard bully who picks on the boy wearing a pink shirt.
They put themselves up on this cross and now they're complaining the unpaid mod job sucks? IDK go tell that to Conde Nast that would make more of a difference.
 
There is a couple on 90 day fiance with a Philippines ladyboy and some guy from Las Vegas. It should be required watching for anyone studies troonery. The dude says he isn't gay but works as an assistant to a drag queen, has friends who are flamers, and is into trannies (specifically he says he loves the dick but he has to be a tranny dick lmao), he goes over to the Philippines with no fucking money, sleeps around despite the tranny thinking they're gonna be monogamous, gets gonorrhea from someone's throat, and is so egregiously fucking awful I legit felt bad for the tranny in question. (And no, the tranny doesn't pass even remotely, he's literally just some dude with long hair.)

Those are the types of guys who date trannies. I wouldn't brag about being able to land someone like that TBH.
Link, people, link. Or archive.
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