📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Trannies would rather smell like pajeets than shower because they have to look at themselves.
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This is so insane to me.

"I just wash my hair and then wash each body part one at a time outside of the shower. I can't be fully naked without having a mental breakdown."

You hate the experience of cleaning your body so much that you... extend the experience? Undressing and washing individual body parts one-by-one has to take way longer than just taking a regular shower.

I swear, these people are unbelievable when it comes to making their problems worse. Nobody ever taught any of them that, "Hey, sometimes life sucks. And there are going to be times when you just have to white-knuckle it and push through." Instead, we've got people taking showers in stages to avoid a mental breakdown. Pure madness.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Lou Sullivan was the OG pooner and she said:



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I forgot about Lou Sullivan. I always confuse her with Leslie Feinberg for some reason. She died of AIDS, alright. Although not like the gay man she wanted to be.

She also likely contracted HIV during one of her pooner surgeries that she had been repeatedly denied for years for being an autoandrophile before finally receiving. Medical transitioning killed her when she thought it’d save her. Many such cases.

 

[Gorton Colu]

It was so much easier giving the benefit of the doubt about troons when the original idea was simply changing from one sex to the opposite. All these attack helicopter genders and fae pronouns having to be taken seriously imply that if gender is this fluid, then there is no real point in labeling gender at all.

It was always just word games. Gender and sex had no difference in meaning and were used interchangeably for generations for both the binary reproductive categorization and for behavioral and physical expression (masculine woman, effeminate man)

As is typical when you have two words that come to have the same meaning, one typically specializes as 'gender' has done. Remember that it comes from Latin and meant kind as in different kinds or kinds of people. Think related descended words like genre, genus (also a latin word), gente (people).

Now we have to pretend that masculine woman and effeminate man are no longer good enough and invent new stuff that is just repackaged old stuff. Oh, and we have to pretend with the deluded now too.

 

[Aunt Carol]

She also likely contracted HIV during one of her pooner surgeries that she had been repeatedly denied for years for being an autoandrophile finally receiving.

Is there a record of that? I thought one of Lou's gender-affirming things was bragging about receiving lots of strategically-clothed 1980s bathhouse sex, so HIV was pretty much a "when."

 

[Evilronald]

How many kids are getting raped and their genitals chopped off here? This place is specifically for trannies. Offering “mentorship” is just asking to get molested by adults.

 

[Law]

Theirs almost never any malice to it but if you can't take plenty of piss taking and preferably give it back trade work ain't the right line of work.

This was working in a restaurant for me. Now I work in a corporate environment and scratch the itch for verbal ju-jitsu with Kiwi Farms.

This is so insane to me.

It's literally untreated or ineffectively treated mental illness. It is, quite literally, insane. I wish we could help these people, cause gender ain't it.

I was told I couldn't live as a gay man, and now I'm going to die like one

And future archeologists will dig your ass up and be like "look at those illiac crests! Definitely a female!"

 

[behindyourightnow]

These troons only want to fuck with ballet because it's principle dancers and prominent figures are women. Sure, men are celebrated in ballet. Baryshnikov was a legendary break out danseur but it was never a wholly male focused thing. The greatest legends of ballet are women. So like anything that is largely dominated by women, Troons want to change it. Co-opt it. Steal it. But they can't. Because biology doesn't give a shit. They will never have the grace or beauty to dance like women do because they are men. Nature says no.

I think you are putting more thought into this than the troons are. They want to be ballerinas because they fetishize it.

Ballet is associated not just with women but with little girls, remember. These adult men want to get chubs while wearing tight pink leotards and tutus in public to satisfy their autogynephilia and their autopedophilia fetishes at once. And they want to be praised for it, and they want women and children to be helpless to do anything but watch them do it, because those things add to their chub.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This is so insane to me.

"I just wash my hair and then wash each body part one at a time outside of the shower. I can't be fully naked without having a mental breakdown."

You hate the experience of cleaning your body so much that you... extend the experience? Undressing and washing individual body parts one-by-one has to take way longer than just taking a regular shower.

I swear, these people are unbelievable when it comes to making their problems worse. Nobody ever taught any of them that, "Hey, sometimes life sucks. And there are going to be times when you just have to white-knuckle it and push through." Instead, we've got people taking showers in stages to avoid a mental breakdown. Pure madness.

It’s like a competition to be the most pathetic. “I’m so dysphoric that I hate looking at myself.” “Well, I’m so dysphoric that I can’t shower for weeks at a time.” “Well, I’m so dysphoric that I can’t even be naked!”

I just think that such people are either bullshitting (how did they get through childhood without anyone noticing this bizarre behaviour?) or it’s something they’ve convinced themselves of since trooning out.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The article also mentions that several of the students who bullied her in high school now identify as trans themselves.

What are the chances of that happening? I highly doubt it. Perhaps 1 person could have trooned out but several? I don't believe this bullshit. Trannies, while being loud chimps online are still only a tiny percentage (like 0,3%) and this ugly tranny pooner claims that 2+ of her bullies trooned out? For that to happen she would have to been bullied by more than 1000 people.

Lying pooner scum

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

Gavin Grimm, a trans-identified female who was the center of a successful lawsuit in 2014 where she sued her school in order to use the boy's bathroom, is the subject of a recent Gaurdian article. The article identifies as a hopeful puff-piece, but much like how Ms. Grimm identifies as a boy, it does so unsuccessfully.

It's interesting how the trans movement, for all of its pageantry, utterly fails to create more meaningful lives for its followers. This not-so-lil dood here now lives in a prison of her fragile ego. If she had taken up a hobby instead of becoming Clair de Poon, she might have developed some positive personality traits or experiences. Now she's just an empty shell of a person who peaked in high school.

Honestly, becoming trans is so damaging to personal growth. Growth comes from accepting your own failings and being open to new experiences. Which is antithetical to tranny ideology, since it's all about cultivating a self-obsessed, hollow personality and denying that they're ever responsible for anything. Being so egocentric also closes them off from new experiences. I've noticed time and time again that whenever a troon engages with a hobby or a fandom or whatever, it inevitably has to be changed to suit them. They don't want to experience new things, they just want new sources of validation. Even if troons and pooners could reach the mythical endgame of being passable as a cis person, they would still be narcs with personalities as interesting and as fragile as wet cardboard.

 

[Fapcop]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsbxh2tveI0How many kids are getting raped and their genitals chopped off here? This place is specifically for trannies. Offering “mentorship” is just asking to get molested by adults.

Why look!

The pooners showed up!


As did the “they/them” spicy straights!


The local pedos were also there!


Truly very inclusive!

This not-so-lil dood here now lives in a prison of her fragile ego.

Indeed. Reading the article, you can’t help but go: “So what’s the point?”

Her life is utter and total shit. How much worse would it have been if she HADNT gone pooner. Which is of course where the 41% lie comes in handy.

 

[PigFarm]

Imagine your adult unemployed kid uses his allowance to buy estrogen behind your back, and then has the audacity to whine online

 

[Law]

What are the chances of that happening? I highly doubt it. Perhaps 1 person could have trooned out but several? I don't believe this bullshit. Trannies, while being loud chimps online are still only a tiny percentage (like 0,3%)

I believe it. It's well known that transing can be a social contagion, especially among young women. There are anecdotes of entire friend groups trooning out within months of each other. The Wachowski Brothers both trooned - what are the odds? Something Awful - so many of them trooned that they're where we got the word "troon".
Troons are <1% of the entire US population, but this isn't distributed evenly.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsbxh2tveI0How many kids are getting raped and their genitals chopped off here? This place is specifically for trannies. Offering “mentorship” is just asking to get molested by adults.

"We know queer and trans youth are dealing with a lot of mental health struggles" You don't say, and the sad thing is these kids won't get proper therapy for whatever issues they have just be told they're perfect as is. Also notice the drag queen dancing in the background Jesus Christ imagine if you opened up a straight kid's community center and had burlesque dancers.

 

[Standardized Profile]

"My friend told me I 'pass as trans:'"

There follows a 500+ word post about her feelings, which I'm not going to post here because you've seen it all before. But I like the idea that getting clocked has now been redefined to passing as trans.


Lil' pooner is going to a grown-up formal event, wants to know if she should get a small tux or a medium tux.

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u/Kalexmax

Preparing for an adult formal
Since the last time I wore dress clothes(including a tux), I’ve gone on T, gained 70lbs, had top surgery , then lost 45+lbs. I was between a size small and medium, in a trim fit dress shirt. Would it be a good idea to just get fitted for a suit and find out my sizes that way.

Problem solving (failed):

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r/ftm
2004_oliver

I couldn't pee at work yesterday.​

I went to the employee restroom but there was someone in the stall for at least twelve minutes of my break. I checked a couple times. I went to the customer restroom with my last three minutes, but there was a wet floor sign and when I went in the toilet was clogged and overflowing. There's only one stall in both.
I maybe could've tried knocking on one of the women's restrooms and asking from the outside if there was anyone in there and if it'd be okay for me to use it because the men's is unavailable. But I just waited several more hours until my lunch. It's usually too busy to ask to leave my register during not a break unless it's a complete emergency and I was sure I would have an accident if I didn't.
I bought an STP a while ago hoping I could eventually use urinals but there's some kind of mental block and whenever I try to pee standing up nothing happens. It doesn't seem to matter how badly I need to or how long I stand there and wait. I can't pee in the shower either. My body refuses to go unless I'm sitting down or squatting.

You're doing it wrong, older women! These are Aidens, not hons!

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r/ftm
peepee-weewee69
03/04/2024

Called “Hon”​

I am 19 and 7months on T so I pass 50/50 and older women occasionally call me hon, usually at work where I am a cashier at a bakery. I’m just wondering if this means she’s viewing me as a girl or a young man, or if you guys experience this as fully cooked men (passing).
Please don’t be overly nice/affirming this is a genuine question and I want to hear about your experiences, thanks!
Edit: Thank you for all the responses! The verdict is…. Gender neutral !

 

[Surfin Terf]

Meanwhile, the trans movement is flat-out anti-CBT.

What do you mean? I’ve read the SRS thread, they love cock and ball torture

 

[Aunt Carol]

Her life is utter and total shit. How much worse would it have been if she HADNT gone pooner. Which is of course where the 41% lie comes in handy.

More than anything, transgender people need job training. We see it over and over again.

"I'm really a boy." OK, cool; what do you see yourself doing for a living?

"Being trans" is an even worse career path than "YouTuber" or "influencer," and nobody's going to fund her if she's just a big sad sack of 'tism. Hardly screams "trans joy;" bad look for the movement.

 

[Fapcop]

I maybe could've tried knocking on one of the women's restrooms and asking from the outside if there was anyone in there and if it'd be okay for me to use it because the men's is unavailable.

A genuinely funny thing about pooners is how fembrained they are and how just their behavior and movements clock them, no matter how many surgeries and pube beards they have.

While the virgin pooner does the ol’ piss shuffle, tap dancing from one foot to the other outside the bathroom, wondering if she should knock and politely ask for permission and how do men knock and on and on.

The Chad man? He just walks in, maybe fires off a: “Sorry, gotta go!” If he sees a woman in there and does his business.

I bought an STP a while ago hoping I could eventually use urinals but there's some kind of mental block

That’s your bladder and body subconsciously sabotaging you, lil’ pooner!
Your very flesh knows you’re being a retard and refuses to play along with silly pooner games.

More than anything, transgender people need job training. We see it over and over again.

"I'm really a boy." OK, cool; what do you see yourself doing for a living?

You have a good point, but frankly: For most of these chicks/faggots no amount of job training will help.

They'll to work ready and motivated the first day, but then a coworker will rub them the wrong way and they’ll throw a shitfit or storm to the bathroom. Or a customer will misgender them, and they’ll just walk away from their task because “mUh PAnIc aTtACK!”

They'll come in late for their shift after a few days because INSERT PATHETIC EXCUSE, or they’ll call in sick because they read about a tranny getting murdered somewhere and became so depressed they couldn’t get out of bed.

They’re not salvageable people once the later stages of trooning have set in. Autism is the least of their problems.

 

[Law]

More than anything, transgender people need job training. We see it over and over again.

It's funny cause some troons are massively successful at their careers. There are trans billionaires. Also people who troon out aa adults after a successful career. I think expanding job training for young people is great, but I don't think it's a panacea for trans.

"I'm really a boy." OK, cool; what do you see yourself doing for a living?

It's funny. The FTMs are way better workers than the MTFs in my experience. They seem to understand cause and effect and since they get less pitybux they actually need to work. MTFs in the workplace are lazy, insubordinate nightmares. I've also met way more MTFs who are on benefits or out of work than FTMs.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's funny cause some troons are massively successful at their careers. There are trans billionaires. Also people who troon out aa adults after a successful career. I think expanding job training for young people is great, but I don't think it's a panacea for trans.

It's a way different case if someone's a billionaire or CEO then they troon out, once they're untouchable. That's just social blackmail.

I just want people to stop using "I'm trans" as an excuse. If it's a state of being, not a disability or a medical condition or a choice (this week), then the plan shouldn't be to beg and languish on handouts the rest of their lives.

...wait, did Western trans just reinvent the hijiras? They show up and cause an unsightly fuss until you pay them money, and sometime they take children to make into more of them. That's cultural appropriation!

It's funny. The FTMs are way better workers than the MTFs in my experience. They seem to understand cause and effect and since they get less pitybux they actually need to work. MTFs in the workplace are lazy, insubordinate nightmares. I've also met way more MTFs who are on benefits or out of work than FTMs.

I think it depends on age, too. I've seen a lot more visible FtMs than MtF in the service industry, just doing their thing, but I've also been uncomfortably close to a new-convert FtM having a huge public tantrum and quitting without notice after the microaggression that broke the dood's back.

Very rarely do I see MtF working. Maybe they're on the dole like the ones in your neighborhood; I'd figured they were on the loading dock, off somewhere coding, or "boymoding."

I'm not going from workplace to workplace checking it out, though; this is my unofficial survey of a bunch of stores, a couple of doctors' offices, and the gas station.