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Law said:
Gavin Grimm, a trans-identified female who was the center of a successful lawsuit in 2014 where she sued her school in order to use the boy's bathroom, is the subject of a recent Gaurdian article. The article identifies as a hopeful puff-piece, but much like how Ms. Grimm identifies as a boy, it does so unsuccessfully.
Link: https://www.theguardian.com/world/ng-interactive/2024/oct/12/gavin-grimm-trans-youth-rights
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Why would the free million have to come from a gay philantropist? Would she refuse a hetero woman's money?

"(S)He hopes to eventually pursue teaching."

Of course she wants to be a teacher. Of-fucking-course.

(S)He’s scared of homeless shelters, fearing discrimination.

She doesn't fear discrimination; she fears being recognized as a hairy girl and raped, which is exactly what will happen because she knows she can't apply for a women's shelter anymore.

She's also: Fat, "gay", a stoner, and into anime. Girl couldn't be more of a stereotype if she tried, fucking hell. She's still a kid, she can still go to trade school or community college, like plenty of traumatized autists do on a daily basis. The only difference between her and countless others is that she expected her bitchfit at 16 would magically turn into a steady income, and then real life laughed in her fat, hairy face.
 
Owls Owls Owls said:
She's also: Fat, "gay", a stoner, and into anime. Girl couldn't be more of a stereotype if she tried, fucking hell. She's still a kid, she can still go to trade school or community college, like plenty of traumatized autists do on a daily basis. The only difference between her and countless others is that she expected her bitchfit at 16 would magically turn into a steady income, and then real life laughed in her fat, hairy face.
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She's not a kid, though. She is 25, enormously obese, and charged up on testosterone. She is a danger to those around her. Maybe not in exactly the same way as a MTF, but nonetheless.

She absolutely should never be allowed around children.
 
Larry David's Opera Cape said:
She's not a kid, though. She is 25, enormously obese, and charged up on testosterone. She is a danger to those around her. Maybe not in exactly the same way as a MTF, but nonetheless.

She absolutely should never be allowed around children.
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My bad, I thought she was 19. I now see that's the cat's age. Poor kitty.

Still, she's young enough she can fix her life if she mans up and stops expecting random strangers to do it for her.
 
Law said:
Gavin Grimm, a trans-identified female who was the center of a successful lawsuit in 2014 where she sued her school in order to use the boy's bathroom, is the subject of a recent Gaurdian article. The article identifies as a hopeful puff-piece, but much like how Ms. Grimm identifies as a boy, it does so unsuccessfully.
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I remember this case. This bitch opened up the door for female spaces to be taken over by literally anyone and now she's reaping what she's sowing. A real Pyrrhic victory, if you will. All that and she's broke, fat, and forgotten; the trans idol who never was. She could've been Kate Strangio or that psycho lawyer Erika. Now she has to contend with the fallout of her actions. She could've won big, but didn't want to share medical records because she didn't want to be scrutinized.

You get what you fucking deserve, bitch.
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She's also: Fat, "gay", a stoner, and into anime. Girl couldn't be more of a stereotype if she tried, fucking hell. She's still a kid, she can still go to trade school or community college, like plenty of traumatized autists do on a daily basis. The only difference between her and countless others is that she expected her bitchfit at 16 would magically turn into a steady income, and then real life laughed in her fat, hairy face.
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Nah. She'll wither away looking for handouts, getting fatter and fatter until her liver and pancreas give out. Guaranteed she's not making it past 35.
 
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Owls Owls Owls said:
she can still go to trade school
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Trades are extremely hard work and this girl looks like getting off the couch takes monumental effort.

Off topic but I don't think the whole concept of 'do a trade' works quite the way people think. A lot of trade careers require you to develop a mentor relationship with someone more established which means you need to be tolerable in order to get your foot in the door with working in your field. It's not just go get a trade and you're instantly set for life. Not too many people are gonna risk hiring a baby electrician, plumber, welder, etc. Short of long haul truck drivers,. Not to mention you have to have a strong work ethic, good interpersonal skills, excellent networking skills, a standard of work to adhere too, etc. If the greatest amount of effort you've put in is putting a fork in your mouth and harassing others by lawsuit a trade is not the place to go.
 
Owls Owls Owls said:
My bad, I thought she was 19. I now see that's the cat's age. Poor kitty.

Still, she's young enough she can fix her life if she mans up and stops expecting random strangers to do it for her.
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Lost fucking cause. She was an autistic girl without a father and mental issues.
Claims to be a man, and mom goes along with it because “she’s happy!” Gee, could it be because you’re paying attention to her?

TLDR: This chick never had a chance.

And while the article tries hard to turn on the copium valves and spin it like “Well, she’s obviously a failure because republicans were mean to her!” It’s fairly obvious for anyone reading it, that becoming a “trans man” did fuck all for her.

Which raises the obvious question: If autistic pooners with mental health issues end up as homeless, unable to take care of themselves and becoming productive members of society, then what the fuck in the point with letting them poon out and “affirming” them?!
 
remiem said:
Trades are extremely hard work and this girl looks like getting off the couch takes monumental effort.

Off topic but I don't think the whole concept of 'do a trade' works quite the way people think. A lot of trade careers require you to develop a mentor relationship with someone more established which means you need to be tolerable in order to get your foot in the door with working in your field. It's not just go get a trade and you're instantly set for life. Not too many people are gonna risk hiring a baby electrician, plumber, welder, etc. Short of long haul truck drivers,. Not to mention you have to have a strong work ethic, good interpersonal skills, excellent networking skills, a standard of work to adhere too, etc. If the greatest amount of effort you've put in is putting a fork in your mouth and harassing others by lawsuit a trade is not the place to go.
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I agree; and that's why I think it would be good for her. Retards like her need jobs that force them to move and use their bodies in significant ways, not just depend on their (diseased) brains; Tell her to write an essay on any subject and she'll just end up navel gazing and turning it all back around to gendershit because it's all she knows. A trade doesn't allow for that kind of waste of time. A leaky faucet won't clock you. Skilled welding will earn you more respect than a pronoun pin ever could.

She can still fuck it up because like you said, interpersonal skills and a work ethic are key, and she's already fallen into the trap that autism and 'trauma' are a forever excuse not to show up. But she could still do it if she actually put her back into it. At least it'd be a better use of her time, since right now all she seems to have going on is drugs, anime and a dying cat, while waiting for a benevolent gay millonaire to gift her a million dollars.

Ah who am I kidding. She'll wait for the kitty to go and then join the 41%. Become relevant again by becoming a martyr for the cause.
 
remiem said:
Trades are extremely hard work and this girl looks like getting off the couch takes monumental effort.

Off topic but I don't think the whole concept of 'do a trade' works quite the way people think. A lot of trade careers require you to develop a mentor relationship with someone more established which means you need to be tolerable in order to get your foot in the door with working in your field. It's not just go get a trade and you're instantly set for life. Not too many people are gonna risk hiring a baby electrician, plumber, welder, etc. Short of long haul truck drivers,. Not to mention you have to have a strong work ethic, good interpersonal skills, excellent networking skills, a standard of work to adhere too, etc. If the greatest amount of effort you've put in is putting a fork in your mouth and harassing others by lawsuit a trade is not the place to go.
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You also have to be of a certain mindset to enjoy being around blue collar men for the rest of your life. Even an actually male autist would be unlikely to make it in the industry.
 
Fapcop said:
Two silly “bitches”, eh? What a peculiar term to use. Almost sounds like something a woman would use to describe her relationship with another woman. Kinda just slipped off the tongue, eh?
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She's trying to talk like RuPaul cause she's a true and honest gay man.
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She was an autistic girl without a father and mental issues.
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She has a father, David Grimm. Her parents are married and live together.
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Reading this thread has me curious, true and honest women of Kiwi Farms do you hate pooners or trooners more? It seems to me like there's a significant amount of hate for pooners which I didn't really expect. If y'all hated troons the most it'd make perfect sense since they try to butt their way into women's spaces and demand you suck their "girldick" but to me it seems like pooners get the most vitriol.

Is it because they're rejecting their femininity or something? I could see how that could be taken personally.
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This is rather late, but I’ve seen troons say some vicious things about cis women. Like, it’s just incel rhetoric behind the trans woman label. The way they talk about being violently jealous is scary. The way they try to cope by talking about how superior they are to women. All of these are just 🚩🚩🚩
 
glitterglue said:
"I can't be fully naked without having a mental breakdown."
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This must be that 'Trans Joy' we hear so much about.

Syikeblade said:
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Trannies and things fighting each other never gets old
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Or maybe 'Prefer not to say' is just a catch-all umbrella term for the however many billions of fucking genders these reprobates have made up whole cloth over the years.

If every form listed all of them individually, that would be inconvenient (and always incomplete). If it instead said 'Other', that would also be erasure. If there were a dropdown menu underneath Male and Female, that would be segregation. If there was just a blank field where they could type out their gender manually, that would be delegitimizing.

Yet another GenderSpecial-engineered situation in which there is no winning.
 
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SnergenFlergen said:
This must be that 'Trans Euphoria' we hear so much about.



Or maybe 'Prefer not to say' is just a catch-all umbrella term for the however many billions of fucking genders these reprobates have made up whole cloth over the years.

If every form listed all of them individually, that would be inconvenient. If it instead said 'Other', that would also be erasure. If there were a dropdown menu underneath Male and Female, that would be segregation. If there was just a blank field where they could type out their gender manually, that would be delegitimizing.

Yet another GenderSpecial-engineered situation in which there is no winning.
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Like many things, this is a product of playing themselves (and the trans movement as a whole).

I have seen many surveys that attempt to accommodate the trannies as much as possible with that question. While the most pozzed example I saw asked you to describe your genitals (e.g. “front/bonus hole owner, transgender”), it is usually listing off as many trans and enby labels as the surveyor could think off the top of their head before ending with “other” or “not listed.” Which would piss off some neogender chick regardless because she can’t simply tick a box reading “bxydemongender.”

They should be grateful that they can even click “other” at all. There should only be two answers for that question. Something like your sex is a vital statistic in how to administer medicine, for example. They’re compromising the entire survey by including “other” as an option. (Most “others” are female anyway. They’re not hiding as well as they think.)

It was so much easier giving the benefit of the doubt about troons when the original idea was simply changing from one sex to the opposite. All these attack helicopter genders and fae pronouns having to be taken seriously imply that if gender is this fluid, then there is no real point in labeling gender at all. Which in turn makes transgenderism itself pointless. They rejected the binary so hard that they circled back to reinforcing it.

Boson said:
This is rather late, but I’ve seen troons say some vicious things about cis women. Like, it’s just incel rhetoric behind the trans woman label. The way they talk about being violently jealous is scary. The way they try to cope by talking about how superior they are to women. All of these are just 🚩🚩🚩
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As unbearable as the pooners can be, I have never seen one talk about how they wish that they had testicular cancer or that they were raped like a relative to “validate” their perceived gender. Yet. Pooners also focus more on colonizing gay sex spaces whereas MTFs want to be in literally every woman dominated or woman only space.

Speaking of which, here is a tranny stating that ballet should include ballerinas that aren’t waif like to include people like him. Bulky trans women are so much better than those little women dancing gracefully on their tippy toes, dontcha know?

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toilet_rainbow said:
Speaking of which, here is a tranny stating that ballet should include ballerinas that aren’t waif like to include people like him. Bulky trans women are so much better than those little women dancing gracefully on their tippy toes, dontcha know?

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I want to sperg so bad because this shit genuinely makes me MATI as a former ballerina. Ballet creates a certain shape through years of strenuous dance, lessons, and painful watching of weight and genuine necessity. You cannot be en pointe and be even a little overweight. It isn't a *choice*, it's how ballet works. Hell, even the slimmest of dancers get hairline fractures and broken arches due to the weight put upon their feet. Because it's repeated strain upon delicate bones again and again. Men do not typically go en pointe because of this. These ones who do for Les Ballets Trockadero don't do it for very long because it's hell on the feet.

These troons only want to fuck with ballet because it's principle dancers and prominent figures are women. Sure, men are celebrated in ballet. Baryshnikov was a legendary break out danseur but it was never a wholly male focused thing. The greatest legends of ballet are women. So like anything that is largely dominated by women, Troons want to change it. Co-opt it. Steal it. But they can't. Because biology doesn't give a shit. They will never have the grace or beauty to dance like women do because they are men. Nature says no.

But saints alive. That ugly man baby elephant stomping around in his sparkly LARP tutu with his piss poor foot work and ungainly coordination dictating what a centuries old art form should do is laughable.
 
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