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Fapcop said:
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"How about Luke 6:37-38?"
"You will never be a man" is not a judgement any more than "water is wet" is.
 
I've only met two types of pooners. Hairy spheres and little dood Aidens. If other types exist, I have yet to see it.
 
Helvetia said:
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yeesh, man. maybe the next surgery will fix you? maybe the next surgery will turn you into a woman?
not holding out much hope.

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nice editing "kelly".
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What is going on in that second photo? How do you manage to set your body so far back in frame to have your arm look that giant. ????
OJ Simpson said:
My headcanon for pooners is short, fat, visible knockers, glasses, shitty patchy facial hair. The fuck are these lil doods talkin about.
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You forgot; grotesque number of facial piercing so that they look like a pincushion to really nail home the point that they hate themselves AND special bonus; shitty tattoos. Dude. Bro. King.
 
Hassou Tobi said:
I'll never get over troons/pooners openly stating that they think they have the right to control other people's thoughts.

And their interpretation is correct. When I was more naive and accepting of this BS and surrounded by these people I never thought of pooners as literally men, but instead "transmen". This didn't even used to be considered offensive iirc.

Also the pooner card saga. I guess it's expecting way too much maturity of a pooner but I wish she could appreciate the sentiment as an expression of concern/care for her even if (she thinks) it was misguided. Instead of sending the three page narc screech. But we all know it's every troon/pooner's dream to be hate crimed and they leap at any opportunity given.
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But just think of how many peaks will be reached once the nice customer receives that scalding screed.
 
Syikeblade said:
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It's never enough with them, even if you cave to using their fake name and gender they desperately need others to validate their identity.

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Can you imagine having this bitch's nerve in your tooth?

You are not a man. You are a woman, Your attraction to men makes you a heterosexual woman. Gay men's lack of attraction to you is partly because you are a woman, but probably mostly because you are a delusional, entitled, personality-disorder basket-case freak.

I agree partly with the response. Most of the people using wrong-sex pronouns for you are biological essentialists with a progressive veneer. The solution is to lose the progressive veneer, and start referring to you as you really are: a mentally ill woman.

Soup Sammiches said:
I'm sorry sir, but Rebecca Romjin is a tall conventionally attractive woman. You're just a guy in a dress.
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Rebecca Romijn in the late 1990s and early 2000s was smoking hot, so much so that even I, as a gay man, can see why she was cast as the basically-always-naked Mystique. Unfortunately, she probably inadvertently fueled the current gender madness by playing a trans woman in the series "Ugly Betty". Of course, they'd never have a cis woman playing a trans woman in current year, but at the time it probably influenced many people to believe a man could look like Rebecca Romijn.
 
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why dont men i have sex with want to be friends with me?

i feel like i dont really ask for a lot i know im not worthy of being anyones girlfriend but like if ur going to have sex with me like u could at least get to know me and text me a little more. like they are always like oh we should play this game or watch this thing together but are always so quick to leave or kick me out. like idk im a person still right im pretty cool to hangout with i feel like if ur willing to put ur penis in me u should also accept my steam friend request
It’s because you’re an embarrassing fetish.
 
Jizzrag said:
It’s because you’re an embarrassing fetish.
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He's being pumped and dumped exactly the same way guys use girls with no self esteem or common sense. By the type of male who views females as animals lower than dogs but still wants to stick his dick in them anyway.

He's officially being treated and passed around by a group of shady creeps like a True and Honest woman. I don't understand why he doesn't feel affirmed by this.
 
Law said:
Your friends the Gender People have released a bunch of feeder crickets, meal worms, and roaches to protest a conference for same-sex attracted people (LGB).
Personally I would rather share a conference room with 5,000 roaches than share a bathroom with one transwoman.
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And of course they're laughing about it. This is basically terrorism for the record.
 
Jizzrag said:
at least now i know for sure what they think about me so i don’t need to confuse any future pleasantries for actual compassion or understanding.
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Imagine his surprise when he discovers pleasantries are by definition not actual compassion or understanding because they’re pleasantries, or that his colleagues are not his therapist or mother.

Fapcop said:
They’ve been together for six months and haven’t had sex yet.
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My dear fellow, the post says they have been together for a year and fucked for six months until lesbian bed death struck six months in because they are two straight women larping as two gay men by having lesbian sex and they cannot extract themselves from this because insane. It’s all insane.

batteredpancakes said:
Tranny murders another tranny. Fiance was a FTM.
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Even if the media skips over the fact they are trans, a woman killing another is so rare it should still make the news in California, I would have thought. If this is true and not a bit of creative writing, and anyone sees any further information, please update!
 
Jizzrag said:
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why dont men i have sex with want to be friends with me?

i feel like i dont really ask for a lot i know im not worthy of being anyones girlfriend but like if ur going to have sex with me like u could at least get to know me and text me a little more. like they are always like oh we should play this game or watch this thing together but are always so quick to leave or kick me out. like idk im a person still right im pretty cool to hangout with i feel like if ur willing to put ur penis in me u should also accept my steam friend request
It’s because you’re an embarrassing fetish.
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I can't even imagine how bad the post-nut clarity from shooting your load in a tranny must be.
 
glass_houses said:
He's being pumped and dumped exactly the same way guys use girls with no self esteem or common sense. By the type of male who views females as animals lower than dogs but still wants to stick his dick in them anyway.

He's officially being treated and passed around by a group of shady creeps like a True and Honest woman. I don't understand why he doesn't feel affirmed by this.
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True. It’s the closest thing any of them will ever get to the female experience.
Or well, the unique female experience of being a semen receptacle for a brief encounter with a horny dude. You’d think they’d be euphoric!
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They really just want to get rid of girl and women hood all together because they know what they actually are.


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Another good reason to hate pooners. They have that neurotic Karen instinct to ruin shit for everyone because something is mildly annoying or makes them feel bad.

Women? Breasts? NO! Don’t remind me of who I am!

Men getting together doing man things, often gay? Make way for the pooner! Include me!
 
I don't get these mtf people who want to get fuct by men then turn around and complain about it. In reality they are just mutilated homos and we know most homos love to have risky sex with randos. You'd think these mtf's would absolutely love getting pumped and dumped. It fulfills the wants of their homosexual male brains and reaffirms their status as true & honest women. As pointed out earlier, women have had to deal with asshole men since the dawn of time. It's a rite of passage.
 
Syikeblade said:
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They really just want to get rid of girl and women hood all together because they know what they actually are.


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>We just wanna be women
>Actually you need to realize we're transwomen but still treat us like women, but better
>Femboys? Uhh sweety that's just a soon-to-be-trans!!
>Gays and lesbians? Oh you mean the BIGOTS who want us to DIE!
Labels don't mean shit anymore, not cause there's too many but because they actively work to devalue them all. A bisexual femboy would be a dime a dozen 12 years ago; now it could be a male (optional) anywhere on the trans spectrum, who may or may not be looking for a faggot daddy, who may or may not also be (male), boymoding, agender aqueer alibaba.

On some level I can understand relatively normal people being a bit "uhh I don't feel like a she or he but maybe some vague thing in between". You know, what we used to call queer; the unisex who often looked so good they fucked both genders. Now, a 'they' is this. This is what a 'Queer' 'They/Them' looks like: A literal Barbie who married a cishet Ken.
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