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[Fapcop]

She doesn't want to be in these "male spaces." She wants to change those spaces so that they are all about her. She wants to step into the middle of a "male" space and say "Hey, do you know what's great? Playing video games you're not interested in and being terrified of leaving the house!" and having everyone in the room immediately drop the their knees and start fellating the rotdog.

Great find!

She sounds like a young woman who is still used to female privilege of everyone bending to her wishes, and rather liking it.

On top of that she has clearly spent a lot of time among people of gender, so expects to be “affirmed” and coddled as a matter of course.

She wants to be seen as a man, with none of the drawbacks and all of the advantages of being a woman. Yet these men DARE to treat her like… Well… A man?!

Now obviously, through her behavior (and very likely also the way she looks) these men don’t really think of her as one of the guys while still doing the bare minimum to play along.

Yet this isn’t enough. And not just because she and everyone around her) at some level realizes that it’s just a LARP.

She wants the female privilege of men eagerly including her in the conversation and making her the center of attention instead of a weird lil pooner who’s worried she’ll get raped and wants them to ask her about her latest fujo adventure game.

Life will likely not go well for this lil’ dood.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Life will likely not go well for this lil’ dood.

I reckon she’ll just switch seamlessly back to being a woman once the trans trend dies.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Chances are those men are also into whatever game she means. There's just a time and a place. You don't go into a conversation about FIFA 2024 trying to talk about Persona and expect the conversation to continue naturally.

Ordinarily I would agree, if we were talking about normal humans. But this is a Reddit pooner, so probably her two favorite games are Sparkle Dolly Dress-Up Express and Softboi Yaoi Simulator (Self-Lubricating Lavender-Flavored Anus Edition).

 

[Sean Andalou]

Pooner tries to split the difference.

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Just wondering if anyone else experiences being FTM in the same way as me. I feel like what’s always caused me social dysphoria is being perceived as someone with a female body, and as a kid I only didn’t like she/her pronouns or being referred to as a girl because I knew it meant people were assuming I had a female body.

Now I’ve been on T for months and pass almost all of the time, I feel like I really don’t care what gender people perceive me as based on my gender expression (which varies from fairly feminine, to androgynous, to fairly masculine) because I know they’ll still be assuming that I have a male body. Like I wouldn’t mind if someone saw me dressed more feminine and assumed I was an AMAB non-binary person or a trans woman, but I wouldn’t like them to see me as a cis woman because I know they would be assuming I have a body I’ve never felt was right for me. I don’t care what pronouns people use for me either as long as they assume I’m AMAB. If I was asked to group myself by gender, I’d go with the guys, but I don’t care if anyone else incorrectly assumes otherwise, now that I’m perceived as having been born male. Being trans has always been a very biological thing for me personally, I believe I was born with a brain that doesn’t match cis women’s brains and that’s why I’m trans, and I identify with the term transsexual as well as transgender.

I think this is a sign of my dysphoria going away due to T and me looking more typically male, but ironically the lack of dysphoria is causing me a new kind of dysphoria, because I feel like I should feel more attached to the idea of being a guy, the way I did when I felt that idea was being threatened and might get taken away from me. If that makes sense?

Better to pass as a non-passing troon than be seen as a woman.
And assorted other permutations.

 

[Vampirella]

Better to pass as a non-passing troon than be seen as a woman.
And assorted other permutations.

Reddit trannys talk in more circles then a politician talking about how she was raised middle class. So many words and it says nothing at all.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Poor Elly. What could the problem be?

Please, someone give me hope. LOL

I’ll do my best.

So, quick context. I'm 54 and about 9 months into my transition. I'm a woman but apparently (and as I've been told) I give off strong nonbinary vibes.

That’s weird, because you’re a woman!

I present masc (bald, and do not wear a wig or makeup) and dress femme. My dating preference is other women.

I have been on the dating apps and getting little to no interest. Men seem to be matching with me, but that's not what I am looking for. I'm starting to feel like I am the problem.

Ah, I think I am beginning to see the issue.

A recent match pointed out that due to my vibe and preference, I have "a very small dating pool." She suggested I broaden my scope to a wide geographical area. She also told me to "lower my standards" to get more dates. This is living rent-free in my head. I don't know how to feel about this.

I bet you know exactly how you feel about this.

Long distance relationships are tough for me. I am a sensory person. Yes, I absolutely love great conversation and (with the right person) an LDR can be fulfilling. I just can't see myself dating something 2,000 miles away and seeing them once a month or less.

There you go. Maybe talking to a professional might help you get a better idea of your needs and what’s possible.

My therapist is nonbinary and works at the local LGBT community center. She has mostly transgender clients and she did warn me that dating as a transgender woman could be hard. But she also told me that when I do find someone, it will be magical.

Maybe I just need to vent. Maybe I need to hear from my brothers and sisters that it gets better.

Oh. I’m sure the lovely people in /r/translater will have some useful advice that you can embrace.

Are you looking for cis-women or lesbian women? Either may be difficult if presenting as a bald nonmake-up wearing but femme dressing FTM or MTF. It is confusing. Your population of suitable matches are so whittled away, especially with your age. Expanding geography or lowering standards seems to be easy advice for a client. Yet, I don’t think it addresses the confusion a possible mate may have in a 5 second glance. If looking to vent your frustration that is fine. If you are looking for candid feedback, dress as you present or present as you dress.

That seems sensible.

With all due respect, I need to live authentically. I can’t help being bald or old. I’m not going to hide who I am just to attract a mate. That seems awfully disingenuous.

I want to be loved for who I am, and if that means I need to be patient then that’s what I’ll be.

Why be patient? There’s an easy fix to the problem provided by another redditor

Big_Guess6028
•3h ago•

Try sapphic discords and Facebook groups—there are tons and the women on them are always gassing each other up from what my bestie says.

OP•3h ago•

Thanks, that may be a route to try.

Tons and tons of “women”.

Fun fact: the only posts Elly has made before this are photos of his feet in r/TGirl_Feet. His dating pool might be even narrower than we thought.

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[Stan]

Can't believe I'm asking this now...but what is the reasoning behind he/they or she/they. Why do they suddenly become "they" in that use?

You have to use "they" when using the accusative or dative case or the troon dies from dysphoria because you said "that's his book" "it belongs to him"

Tons and tons of “women”.

Fun fact: the only posts Elly has made before this are photos of his feet in r/TGirl_Feet. His dating pool might be even narrower than we thought.

No fucking kidding I took a look in his post history and this idiot has uploaded dozens of feet pics, no face pics.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

Gay Club Harry Potter Party​

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A local gay club, Angles in OKC, is hosting a Harry Potter themed Halloween party. I (and one other person) commented on their Instagram post expressing my disappointment. Seems like they deleted that original post and submitted another one. I've commented on that one as well.

I'm pretty displeased about this. Anyone else encounter something like this before? Suggestions on how to handle?

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I do think it's fair, since I have the same reaction to the tranny flag. If carrying a Hogwarts keychain keeps you lot away, then it is well worth it. Avada Kedavra, etc.

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Hope these guys stay strong and have their party.

 

[sharp teeth]

I'm sorry, but telling a MTF AGP "you give off non-binary vibes, akshually" reads as such a zoomer dig to me. You can't tell me the kids aren't all right. I keep seeing pushback in the young 'uns and it fills my old black heart with warmth.

 

[Sean Andalou]

No fucking kidding I took a look in his post history and this idiot has uploaded dozens of feet pics, no face pics.

Maybe you'd understand better if you saw his face?

I'm sorry, but telling a MTF AGP "you give off non-binary vibes, akshually" reads as such a zoomer dig to me. You can't tell me the kids aren't all right. I keep seeing pushback in the young 'uns and it fills my old black heart with warmth.

Oh yes yes yes.
Yes.

 

[TheSunSets]

An old bald AGP tranny who only posts foot pics and isn’t attractive to MtF or FtM.

Who is the target audience here.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

"I'm the woman I lusted after" he says, before lamenting the lack of men willing to commit to being in a relationship with him.

That's probably one of the most creepiest things a troon has ever said about transitioning. If you transition just to become the the very thing you want to fuck, save us some time, take a trip to Saudi Arabia, and let the locals do the rest.

Can't believe I'm asking this now...but what is the reasoning behind he/they or she/they. Why do they suddenly become "they" in that use?

Added clout. It's not enough that they transition to the other sex, but they still get to be queer without committing to it. It's that little added layer of protections so they can still earn their modern-day social credit without having to be a man or a woman. You see this shit all the time with Tumblr folk.

 

[The bird with tourettes]

Hope these guys stay strong and have their party.

Yep JKR influence is so big it's effecting trans people world wide! I just want to go up to these people and say Newsflash assholes

"The right" didn't make me hate people who claim to be trans. JKR never influenced me on my views. YOU DID. You and your groups actions alone have made me wish for TTD. No one peaked me but your own group.

 

[Fapcop]

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Yep JKR influence is so big it's effecting trans people world wide! I just want to go up to these people and say Newsflash assholes

"The right" didn't make me hate people who claim to be trans. JKR never influenced me on my views. YOU DID. You and your groups actions alone have made me wish for TTD. No one peaked me but your own group.

Faggots just want to have a good time with some funny costumes, grope each other. And of course the trannies have to come and ruin it.

No wonder they hate them.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

>be me, gayfag working for a gayfag night club
>boss pulls us into a yearly meeting about upcoming halloween parties (we are always SLAMMED for halloween)
>team brainstorms theme ideas
>a little bit about the club: it's your typical gayfag club, we are gay, we have fun, we let loose. we all hate trannies
>every so often we have issues with trannies and pooners causing a ruckus and freaking people out. regular complain about them all the time. staff hates dealing with them. they never tip. they sexually harrass people. they smell bad. you know how it is
>idea!
>pitch harry potter theme for this year's halloween party
>lez coworker tells me she isn't sure about this one, trannies hate harry potter... it may ruffle feathers
>that'sthepoint.png
>d e v i l i s h
>manager loves the idea. we throw a harry potter party, we get free publicity, trannies know they are not welcome, the other patrons know we are based
>all this while keeping plausible deniability. "it's just a halloween party, and the harry potter people are wizards and witches! what's more halloween than that?"

just another day at work at the gayfag night club

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The manly man in question.

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Not sure why she bothered censoring the face when she linked her damn Instagram in her Reddit profile.


No-one believes in gender stereotypes harder than trannies do.

Chances are those men are also into whatever game she means. There's just a time and a place. You don't go into a conversation about FIFA 2024 trying to talk about Persona and expect the conversation to continue naturally.

Oh a tongue piercing. Anyone want a blowie with a side of HSV 1 and 2 and HPV? Only $3.49.

Can't believe I'm asking this now...but what is the reasoning behind he/they or she/they. Why do they suddenly become "they" in that use?

My impression is that she/they is mostly turbolib Karens on Linkedin (getting the employment boost from being ambiguously alphabet) and he/they is mostly sex offenders.

 

[NSA Intern]

Mid 30's TiM has doubts that he's actually trans because he has a history of mental issues and is concerned this is just a new outgrowth of running from old problems. Will common sense prevail?

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Hello!

I start HRT next week, after a long time of thinking about it. While I was at first excited, and have thought about it every day for months on end, later that day and in the days since I have felt terrified.

I have be socially transitioned in my personal life for 8 months, but not my work or family life. What guided this process was mostly moments of gender euphoria. However, more and more I find I am experiencing increased dysphoria as time goes on, and with that, a greater level of doubt.

My doubts become much worse when I think about coming out to my parents, or to my work. I feel intense shame, fear, and feel like I am just desperately lying to myself and everyone around me, for obscure psychological reasons. Although I have a hard time parsing exactly where the doubt comes from, the below are some points of worry:

-I am in my 30s, and that it took so long casts doubt on whether this path indicates I am trans, or if it is some sort of break after a decade-plus of mental crisis

-Although poor mental health, depersonalization, dysphoria are all symptoms of being a closeted, trans individual, they are not exclusively symptoms of being trans. How can I then tell that these symptoms are not from other causes in my life?

-My doctor is starting me on injections, and the thought of it ending up being "wrong" for me, and giving me intense issues or "true" gender dysphoria for a week or so until it wears off frightens me badly

-I don't seem to be like many of the other trans women I've met, who in their untransitioned state, very often present as slightly fem gay men, whereas I present as basically a normal straight man

-I have always been a peculiar, troubled person, so how can I tell that this is not just some outgrowth of my troubledness, or my peculiarity?

I apologize, as I am sure there are many posts like this. I have tried reading some, but didn't find many responses that resonated or made sense to me. Any advice, or personal experiences would be greatly appreciated.

-A

Nope!

 

[graywolf88]

You don't go into a conversation trying to talk about Persona and expect the conversation to continue naturally.

FTFY

 

[stupid frog]

I get shut down every time I try and talk about the video games I like (it’s not League or COD, it’s story driven games which isn’t the norm for a “guy”)

Shut up bitch. Tons of men play RPGs. I bet she means visual novels, which don't seem popular with guys mainstream.

 

[Syikeblade]

The rare lesbian pooner is mad that girls don't want her
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And half the comments are either agreeing with her and chastising others for not validating her emotions, while the others are simply going so what.
Then there's this gold:






And and separate post about a ftm complaining about how her non-binary friends refuse to gender her correctly. Even getting mad when they absolutely don't use pronouns at all and needs to put them in their place about it.
It's just narcissism all around.

http://archive.today/lcj97