📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

There are actual lunatics who have ARFID for real and none of them are even an average weight. They all look like weirdly cheerful anorexics.

You're probably right, my only experience with someone who has it is a girl who only eats fries from McDonald's and she is lean. I just figure she could be eating enough of them to be fat and still technically have the disorder.

 

[PigFarm]

You're probably right, my only experience with someone who has it is a girl who only eats fries from McDonald's and she is lean. I just figure she could be eating enough of them to be fat and still technically have the disorder.

What would happen to these people if they lived somewhere without mcdonalds? I doubt they'd just never eat anything and die. They'd be forced to adapt to a new food.

I do wonder how many of these cases are simply due to coddled high functioning autists who've never been challenged

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Little gym bro.
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I have been transitioning for over 6 years now and I’m 1.5 years post op. I would describe myself as skinny fat as I have tiny arms but a huge waist and hips. I want more masculine build but I can’t seem to get through any workout. I barely can lift 10 lbs and can’t even do one push up.

I never worked out before I transitioned because it used to make me so upset especially when I had my old chest. It’s rough I have a lot of trauma and I understand working out is euphoric for a lot of people but it just leaves me more upset and angry. Like yes I transitioned but why am I not in the body I was truly meant to be in. Plus I have ARFID so getting in protein is really difficult for me.

I don’t have any FTM friends to relate to, I don’t have money for a gym, all these workout plans for FTM never cater to at home workouts or complete beginners. I feel at a loss.

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Not being able to lift 10 lbs isn't normal for a female of any age that would be lifting anything. A four year old could lift that much. An 80 year old could lift that much. Did she have the arm sausage surgery? That's the only thing I can think of that would render someone this completely helpless at lifting so much as a bag of flour.

I know several women that go by Nico. Either short for Nicole, or a chosen name based on some video game shit cause they're autistic gamers.

I know a single female Lee, but tons of men named Lee.

Her friend is totally in the right and I hope she escapes the grasps of this self absorbed cunt

Masculine name:


Feminine name:

 

[GloriousScarf]

My favourite trans trope, I took drugs / got surgery not meant for my body and now I can't orgasm.



I love that for them.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Perhaps MAID should be pitched to people who hate living this much, instead of rape victims and little old ladies with depression from being treated like shit forever.

It's being pitched to everybody and sometimes snuck-scheduled sparking lawsuits from what I've heard from canadians that have had to put up with the medical industry over there. I wouldn't doubt troons are being pushed it much like they're already beng pushed nto trooning to begin with. more dead trannies=more death statistics=more push for "TRANS RIGHTS YOU ARE LITERALLY KILLING TRANSPEOPLE GUYS DO BETTER!" sht. It's a feedback loop that's probably if successful going to kill more people than any concentration camp has, but legally it counts as "suic-ER I MEAN ASSISTED DYING"

 

[cypocryphy]

My favourite trans trope, I took drugs / got surgery not meant for my body and now I can't orgasm.

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I love that for them.

"I got my dick and balls cut off, what could possibly go wrong?..."

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

Troon is triggered by the manly structure of his fat cells



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[Syikeblade]

Troons hate being reminded of their biology as shown in this comment especially

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/DZkQTvDy3f

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This went from cosplaying as women even when not being women to literally skin walking as women.

Because why not:

Spoiler: Ugh

 

[Accidental Protege]

This went from cosplaying as women even when not being women to literally skin walking as women.

Because why not:

Spoiler: Ugh

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Actually those are women literally skin-walking as troons, which is hilarious.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

Pooner wishes she had a gay teen life
So many ftm's seem to fetishize effeminate gay males simply because they don't want to be female.

I hope this girl kills herself.

 

[deermeat]

I hope this girl kills herself.

On God. It's so insane, especially as a lesbian. She is STRAIGHT. she is the NORM. Does she really think gay men got to have normal childhoods where they could just get any man they wanted? That's not the case with any gay person nor lesbian. Imagine being born so privileged in a world where your sexuality is the norm, a life every gay/lesbian wanted, a life where you can openly be straight, openly flirt and hit on whoever, be interested in whoever without being seen as a pervert or disgusting. and have unlimited access to the majority of the human population.

Like I get it, growing up as a woman is hard in itself and gay men are celebrated these days for being feminine while women are constantly criticized. But these women have access to all these spaces where they could live a normal happy life filled with likeminded people, instead they throw it all away to be quirky and deranged.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

Actually those are women literally skin-walking as troons, which is hilarious.

I agree. It's hilarious for 2 reasons.

Firstly, troons look at these women and instantly know they are actually women, hence them being so mad. But I thought you couldn't tell just from a photo? How do they know these women aren't really trans? lol.....

Secondly, the obvious hypocrisy is just laughable. I've seen troons calling this the equivalent of "blackface", as if every single one of them isn't pretending to be something they're not and never can be.

I do find it weird that there's much demand for this shit though. I guess it's a way for them to stand out maybe.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

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Pooner wishes she had a gay teen life
So many ftm's seem to fetishize effeminate gay males simply because they don't want to be female.
Some of the comments:

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And on the rare side got a ftm lesbian post

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With a pretty stupid comment

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This is just incel logic, "Mourning" your childhood/adolescences is incel behavior. It's twisting yourself into emotional knots over a reality that never would've been regardless, because you can't predict what others will do/how they will react. Further you don't know that you actually would've enjoyed those experiences, but in the reverie that you've spun up(and rehearse daily, perhaps even hourly) you're on cloud nine banging stacy, or in the pooner's case banging chad in the ass.

 

[Fapcop]

Troon is triggered by the manly structure of his fat cells

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“Surely every cell will be replaced by a new cell under estrogen dominance right?”

LMAO!

Shoutout to unknown surgeon, who managed to give a tranny sleepless nights with just a simple throwaway line.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

Meet u/DoppelgangerSearch, or Dan, who wishes he were “Dani”.

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He came out to his dad recently, but it didn’t go too well. Most of his coming out letter to his Trump-supporting father is just extreme TDS about “this project 2025 MAGA Nazi regime”. Dan demands that if his dad doesn’t want him to cut contact, that the dad not vote for Trump again. Maybe saying people like your dad are the people that “should’ve been eliminated in 1945 when the second world war ended” isn’t the best way to tell your father you are a cross-dresser and want to partake in that lifestyle full-time. His dad responded with a short, tentative, response saying he would think about it and reply later.

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We have multiple states where dozens to hundreds of khaki wearing red shirt masked people are openly carrying rifles and handguns saying they will take control of the country and it doesn’t stop at just gay/trans people; they’ll harm anyone who isn’t white and doesn’t look like a maga cultist.

Any kiwis gotten their Trump recognition medal for DOXing trannies yet?

These types of people hack social media accounts, find who these people they don’t like live and either DOX them (Google it), bully them and harass them… or they’ll just bludgeon them to death and think they’re doing the Lord’s work or that Trump will recognize who they are.

After posting his coming out letter, Dan posted his dads final negative response to his letter. Reddit wouldn’t want any poor trans individuals to think that such a horrid fate could befall them, so the post was removed by moderators. I wasn't able to salvage the post, but the comments indicate that his dad essentially told him he is dead to him if he tries to become a woman especially with how hostile Dan's initial coming out letter was.

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Spoiler: Background Info

7 months ago, Dan made his Reddit account to do exactly what his username suggests, search for his doppelganger. His initial post on r/Doppleganger simply asks “Who do I look like?”, with him photos of him as a male.

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Within 4 months of this, he was on r/mtfashion posting his first wig, and 6 months after his first post, he was on HRT. Moral of the story: DO NOT be a faggot make a Reddit account.

Also, he is a menace in the water closet. Hello fellow ladies:

He claims he was complimented several times on this look, which I can see happening as an instinctive reaction to seeing him and not knowing how to respond.
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[stupid frog]

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Anesthesia team said nope and suggested she neede to lose 200lbs for them to consider going forward with the surgery.

"I’m writing this with the most devastatingly heavy chest. One week before my top surgery, I was informed that the anesthesia team would not sign off on my clearance after all. I waited 20 years to pursue this, I did a year’s worth of planning, advocating, &participating in tests to examine my fitness for the procedure. I passed them all. My PCP and cardiologist cleared me for top surgery. As a superfat. Still, the anesthesia team determined that due to my size, the shape of my body, and recent bmi requirement changes within the hospital, that they weren’t comfortable moving forward.

I invested a lot of time in this. I put my all into this process. And the medical system still determined that my gender affirming surgery was not worth the risk. They did suggest I meet with a bariatric team, to lower my bmi enough for them to reconsider. The problem with that is they want me to lose 200lbs, an amount likely impossible without bariatric surgery. There’s something truly unjust &insidiously anti-trans and anti-fat about a system that will approve a person being put under anesthesia for the “worthy” cause of weight loss but not for gender affirming care. They’ll tamper with my perfectly healthy organs and risk significant decrease to my quality of life post-op for thinness…but refuse to flatten my chest.

Devastated doesn’t capture it. I feel disempowered, nihilistic, and honestly embarrassed about all of this. I hate to let so many other trans fats down. I hate how much money has been lost on this. I hate the idea of having to rewire my brain into radical acceptance land about my chest again. I know it’s possible, I know I’ll get there. But right now I’m just so sad.

Our healthcare system is so deeply rooted in capitalism. It feels rather clear to me that these bmi requirements are getting stricter all over the country juuust as glp-1’s further disseminate throughout our communities. I’ve been asked on more than one occasion throughout this process to try starting the big Ozempy. I’m not interested in doing that harm to my body. I’m interested in feeling at home in it.

They just won’t take my tits. But they’ll gladly carve out my heart."

 

[Sean Andalou]

Free relationship advice from a pooner who has been there.

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I’m gonna ruffle some feathers, but dude!! If you feel the need to ask about your relationship on here, 9 times out of 10 the answer is dump their ass yesterday. I can’t be the only one who has noticed this.

“I came out several years ago and my bf of many years still misgenders me, does he see me as a girl?” Yes, dump his ass.

“My partner doesnt want me to get surgery even tho i really want it, what should i do?” Dump their ass. How dare they try to control your body.

“My girlfriend tells me what clothes to wear, and it makes me uncomfortable” Guess what sweetie that is wrong and you deserve better. DUMP. HER. ASS.

I know we are an anxious, low self esteem having bunch, but oh my god. Please value yourselves even just a little bit, PLEASE.

I honestly can’t decide if i want to give you guys a hug or SHAKE YOU ALL.

 

[batteredpancakes]

HSTS's neovagina gets clocked with leggings on. Guy says it looks like a tucked in ballsack. avid_ailurophile
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That day when a guy clocked my neovagina with my leggings on
Yeah, you can't make this shit up. This is why I'm so angry at chasers. If chasers openly told me that they want dick, I would respect them more. But no, the minute they find out I don't have a dick, they have to play mind games and they will try to make me feel self-conscious or suicidal.

I have several cases, but I'll just mention a couple:

1. I met a guy at a diner and he seemed very much into me. He was staring at me intensely. He got his check, went outside, and waited for me to exchange numbers. First red flag. He didn't want other people to see we were exchanging numbers. He texted me and asked me if I had children. We then met at a Starbucks coffee for our first date (low-effort date). He almost slammed the door in my face. In other words, he didn't hold the door open for me like any gentleman would do. That alone should have been a red flag. I decided to ignore it. He didn't buy me a cup of coffee but let me pay for myself. We met a second time and I was wearing tight leggings and he kept staring at my crotch and he then asked me if I was trans. I was naive and stupid back then. I told him that yes, I was trans, and he said it's obvious and that he had clocked me from my vagina because it didn't look real, not even with my leggings on and that it didn't get wet. He only saw it through my leggings. He added that even with my leggings on, it looked like a tucked in nutsack. And this was before my FFS, so there was no chance in hell he didn't clock me at the diner, but he asked me about my children to flatter me. He said he was no longer interested and that he was looking for a real woman who could give him children. I spent weeks crying and being self-conscious and suicidal that my vagina could be clocked even with my leggings on, until I told an escort friend what happened, and lo and behold, this was a nasty, dick-obsessed chaser who loved getting pegged. I thought my friend was just saying this to make me feel better, but she showed me all of his texts.
2. I met another guy. He was chivalrous. We exchanged phone numbers. He asked me out on a date. He picked a nice restaurant. Not super expensive, but nice. I told him via text message that I was trans, and he said he doesn't care. But he wanted me to go to his place and canceled the dinner. He said, "aren't you a transgender? Why are you so uptight? I'm not gonna spend money on a transgender. We can enjoy each other. No drama."
3. I met another guy who was a bouncer at a club and he was into boxing. He love-bombed me. He made me believe I was his soulmate. And yet, here and there, he dropped hints that he was looking for dick. One day he grabbed my hands and awkwardly laughing said that you can tell a lot by the size of the hands. Then he went on and on and on on the prostatic massage and the male G spot and how people of my ethnicity usually have a big dick. We went to a CVS to buy alcohol, and he showed me some pantyhose. He was obsessed with pantyhose. Then the day of the big reveal arrived and he tricked me into admitting I was trans, which I did. He said he had never met a trans woman before, but he immediately asked me how big I was and if I could show it in the restroom. I was horrified and told him I was post op. I saw a light going dim in his eyes. He was very visibly disappointed. He said that he wasn't attracted to me and that it's obvious I'm trans. He listed every single masculine flaw I had and he said he felt bad for me but that we are slaves of our biology and that he can't force his attraction because of his biology. I left in tears. Years later, I decided to have a trans friend trick him through phone. I made sure she video-called him to prove that she was real. He asked her to see photos of her cock and told her that he loved getting pegged.

I have many stories like this. Luckily, I'm cynical, but tons of trans women are naive and fall for these tricks.

He said he had never met a trans woman before, but he immediately asked me how big I was and if I could show it in the restroom. I was horrified and told him I was post op. I saw a light going dim in his eyes. He was very visibly disappointed. He said that he wasn't attracted to me and that it's obvious I'm trans. He listed every single masculine flaw I had and he said he felt bad for me but that we are slaves of our biology and that he can't force his attraction because of his biology.

This dude has many L's. He seems to be a hon who keeps disappointing chasers when they realize he doesn't have a dick anymore.
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Post-op and I've been approached by chasers who hoped I was pre-op
Hello ladies!

I'm new to Reddit and try to avoid social media like the plague (for reasons that will become apparent).

A bit about myself: I'm a post-op trans woman in her 20s. I consider myself successful and fortunate because I do a job that I love and have had amazing doctors who have helped me in this journey. FFS was a game-changer for me and I'm elated that we have the medical technology to alleviate facial dysphoria. I'm not going to say that FFS is a magic bullet for everyone because the outcome largely depends on what the surgeon has to work with. Overall, I'm a happy person and transition has been a net positive for sure.

I tried online dating and it was a shitshow. Even though I clearly indicated in my profile that I was trans and post-op, my inbox was flooded with messages from guys who hadn't read the profile, or guys who told me that I had ruined myself by removing the very thing that made be better than cis women. They didn't use those terms; they were much more prosaic. Two different guys were trying to set me up. They pretended to be nice and accepting but they had sinister intentions. A couple of guys messaged me and told me they were willing to experiment because it was on their bucket list, but that they were certain it wasn't going to feel like "the real thing"... but that they wanted to experiment nonetheless.

I deleted all of my online dating profiles and decided to interact only with men I meet organically. Here's where things get tricky. For some reason, I attract married men. Of course, when they approach me, they tell me they are single, but one way or another, I find out they are married. I don't know what is wrong with me or if there is something in my demeanor that attracts married men. The other problem is that I've met chasers who get angry when they find out I'm post op (some of these men are married, some are not). Now when a guy hits on me in public, I have to wonder if he's a chaser or not.

I would rather be invisible than desired by chasers. I don't feel flattered at all. I feel insulted. I know some trans ladies enjoy topping men, but that isn't for me. Are there tricks to suss out chasers immediately? Because I've interacted with apparently normal nice guys and then they drop the bomb that they want dick. If they were honest with me, we would go our separate ways, but when they find out I'm post-op, they start playing games and try to make me feel self-conscious. For example, one of these chasers one day told me, over dinner, that he had a feeling I was well endowed. I was shocked and taken aback and told him that I was post-op, and he flipped the script and said that he meant endowed in the sense of having good qualities, and that I'm disgusting and I should have told him that I was trans sooner and that he's 100% straight. He also told me I was lucky he didn't beat me to a pulp. Another guy did something similar. When he found out I was post-op, instead of telling me he wasn't interested, he tried to mess with my head and told me he only likes "real women" and that I had read the whole situation wrong (he had had two drinks that night and had gotten tipsy and told me he wanted to be pegged) and that he saw me as one of the bros and that it's super obvious that I'm trans.

How can I become unattractive to chasers? I hate it when I meet guys and I think they're hitting on me because they see me as a woman in her 20s, only to find out they want dick.

Thanks for reading!

guys who told me that I had ruined myself by removing the very thing that made be better than cis women

He's right in a weird way. Now he has to compete with actual woman for normal men now that he doesn't have a dick. All who will be disgusted if they ever find out he's a man.
Before he could attract gay men and chasers; the only people who could value him above a real woman. Y'know, because they're gay.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Troons hate the illusion to be broken, because in reality they are sad lonely people that are running away from themselves like children. They act just like teens that are trying to find themselves. Let's compare a troon to a teen that is obsessed with something, actor, band, sports team or subculture.

• Posters/stickers/patches of their obsession all over their room and things
• Has to wear something with their obsession on it when they go out so everyone knows
• Always talks about obsession
• You're not a real <blank> if you <blank>. Example: "You're not a real goth if you listen to pop music" "Blaire White isn't really trans because they're conservative"
• It's not a phase mom, this is really me.

Most people grow out of this after a while, but not troons

Being a tranny is basically the 2020s version of being a punk, or a goth, or a hippie, except it is a protected class. One of the biggest draws is just the feeling of being part of a trendy subculture, a community of other non-normal people.