📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Got Milk!]

years later now posts himself sexually online.

Oh and she's not speaking with him either.

The second one should negate knowing the first one unless she's seeking it for some reason. Not a good look for the Poons.

 

[Pepo]

She's also being clear enough: Her dad got a tattoo of her as a little girl on his chest, and also hornyposts publicly under his real name. She is grossed out because the tatoo is visible in some of his posts (nudes, I guess).

I'm willing to give the dad the benefit of the doubt and assume he's posting pictures of himself shirtless at the pool with friends or something.

Also, troons love to lie and exaggerate, so I wouldn't be surprised if the lil pooner sees her dad comment something as simple as "looking good!" on his wife or a friend's post and warps that into being sexual so she gets more victim credit.

 

[WeedFaggot024]

BASED LITTLE BROTHER LEAVES POONER IN TEARS!
Bhold the proto Karen in all her fury!

I don't think the 9yo in that family is the one with any cognitive disability from what is able to be gleamed.

 

[Free the Pedos]

An average woman is able to have one baby a year

Women are generally not capable of that, nor is it encouraged. (The CDC says you’re supposed to wait 18 months between birth and even trying to get pregnant again so your body can restore nutrients mom and baby need.).

So I think her dad got a tattoo of her when she was 12 of her face and years later now posts himself sexually online.

Imagine fucking a guy and his kid’s face is staring at you the whole time. Pooner and dad are both crazy.

 

[NSA Intern]

I come here to laugh at images of trannies online not read your 300 page screeds



Nearly gets it... but not quite.

 

[Stan]

She says it has weird words too, like "Daddy, your little girl is here"
What's to bet it actually says something like 'always Daddy's little girl here' meaning in his heart.
Selfish Spoiled Cow doesn't care how much it's hurt him to lose his daughter.

I’d be a little weirded out if my dad got a tattoo of me based upon how I looked at 12 years old. It raises questions one would prefer not to ask about their own dad.

 

[Dr. Butt]

'My loving family member tattoed my deadname on their bodies, can I take legal action'

HAHA WHAT oh my goodness please show me

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

HAHA WHAT oh my goodness please show me

Alright, after much searching and burning my eyes with images of tatted nips on Pooner chests, there's no real legal threats, just a lot of whining. Granted, I only searched in two Reddit groups, both pooner-centric, so maybe I saw the legal threats in other places. But I have hit my limit of entitled tranny whining for today, so you'll have to make do with this.

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It was the trans guy asking if he was the AH for asking his mom to get his deadname tattoo removed or covered. But he was 17, so the tattoo was old and any cover up would look like crap and either way it’d cost $$$, and his mom did a good job of covering it around him and she was also super depressed and couldn’t even leave her room (unrelated) and supported his transition, and he got his family to gang up on her as if she was transphobic.

Only reason I remember it that well is because I remember thinking “This is one of the few times I’m gonna say the trans person is the AH” lol, since Reddit isn’t known to be trans friendly.

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hey yall, so one of my parental figures has gotten my deadname tattooed when I wasn't out yet (like a year before that). it's been nearly a decade know. they want to keep the tattoo because "that's who you were" and I gotta say - if people look at it, they immediately assume that there's a daughter, of course. which, subsequently, would lead to my parent correcting them and outing me in the process. I just wanna be stealth, tho. I've mentioned this before, and there's a possibility of my parent getting my actual name tattooed, but the deadname must stay. I hate it.

of course, I have no right to decide what they put on their body, but I don't know how to deal with this anymore. has anybody been through this? we're on good terms now (after some years), but this topic (or keeping up old pictures pre-transition, which I also hate) are still ground for arguments.

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i don't even know what to y'all. i'm just absolutely heartbroken. i just need some sort of support. i just got into an argument with my mom about me being trans and it did not go well. she said if she would get my name tattooed on her body it would be my deadname and i immediately was like "don't do that please" and she said "you can't tell me what to put on my body just like i can't tell you what to put on yours." and i just said "it's a matter of respect. if you really cared, you would put jordyn" and we just got into a fight about it. her blantantly telling me "you can't force people to call you by your name or call you by your pronouns. it's your view. what you do in the privacy of your home, you do in the privacy of your home." and i just kept telling her "it's a matter of respect and it does hurt more when the disrespect comes from your family." and i just start sobbing all the way through since she just keeps going on. and now i'm just holed up in my room not knowing what to do. i just wish she understood what it's like to be trans in such an unapproving world and then maybe she'd understand.

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I’m having a hard time coming to terms with something.

All my family know I’m trans, all of them except my dad take it as a joke. My brother, knowing this, got my deadname tattooed on his chest and then one of my other brothers said to me “How do you feel knowing that your birth name will be tattooed on him forever?” and he was smirking while saying it, obviously finding my pain funny.

That was sometime last year I think, all I remember is that my dysphoria was through the roof and I couldn’t stop crying.

I’m finally on testosterone and I finally have at least 1 person supportive of me but I can’t get over this. My deadname will be tattooed on him forever. He could get it lasered off but obviously he won’t because he’s a transphobic piece of shit.

Honestly I wouldn’t be as mad if he didn’t know I was trans and used a different name but the fact is he was fully aware of it and went through with it anyways. My mother has my initial in a heart which I’m not mad about because she’s had it since I was little.

Also the fact my older brother has my name, birth name or not, on his CHEST?? Idk, it kinda creeps me the fuck out? The fact my name is on someone’s body and I didn’t get a chance to consent or anything (and it feels like I should’ve got that chance??) makes me extremely uncomfortable.

I just need some advice for how to deal with this? How to idk just be okay with it I guess?

Edit: Wow, this post has only been up for 2 hours and I’ve already been given an abundance of support - thank you so so much!! Thinking about it as some random girls name he has tattooed helps a lot with my dysphoria honestly. For the few people asking if I’ve seen this tattoo, yes I saw it when he got it because he told me he needed to “show me something” so he 100% has it and he wasn’t joking to piss me off or something. I know a lot of people are saying that any girl he gets with is going to think it’s weird because if and when I pass, i will look like a brother and it will look like he has no sister and is trying to create a cover story for some random girls name on his chest. My only problem with that is he could just say “it’s my sisters name and she cut me off” and that could be the end of that, no proof that Ive transitioned or that I’m a guy or that he’s a transphobic piece of crap. My brother is currently with a girl who he is planning to get married to and she knows I’m trans and also doesn’t respect my identity because y’know no one else does so I doubt she cares and probably thinks the tattoo is sweet. If you need anymore idea of how shitty my brother is, he’s cheated on this girl several times as well. And last thing I want to mention, while that is my deadname I still feel connected to it because EVERYONE calls me it against my will but I sincerely hope that changes in the future. My plan is to become a buff hot man and then make my family look crazy in public when they refer to me as a girl lol

Edit 2 (last edit I swear) : Genuinely thank you all so much. I feel so much better about this now and all I can think is that he’s a stupid ass idiot who’s going to get what’s coming for him. He made his bed and he can lie in it. Thank you for all the people who left funny comments too, I’ve been cackling at them for 10 minutes straight. I feel like this has really helped me to separate myself from my dead name, cut any loose strings if you will. That was the name of a girl who was deeply unhappy with her life and she became something better, he’s the one holding onto the past. I sincerely hope his girlfriend dumps him :-)

Read the comments of all of these posts, they're all so absurdly childish. "Your mom refuses to play along with the LARP and wants to tattoo your deadname on her because she loves you? What a bitch. Call her a male name, tell people she's mentally ill and imagined she had a daughter, tell people the name is a dead dog's."

Or in the case of the older brother tattooing his sister's name on his chest which is admittedly kinda weird a lot of "Tell them he has incestuous feelings for you."


Yes, very reasonable.

They constantly argue that the parent will regret having a 'wrong' tat because the person whose name they got tattooed doesn't exist, and they will look insane pretending that their very manly son was ever a daughter. Because pictures and videos are not things that loving families keep. Or, you know, that every other person they have met will know the truth.

 

[behindyourightnow]

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This post is trying to rationalize why "straight"men lose attraction to trans women, but the trannies in the comments are mad because it's transphobic for men to not find them attractive.
One of them even whining about putting so much work into his costume and being dumped.
Or comparing themselves to black women wearing wigs.

Their just entitled incels mad that straight men don't want them, but rarely go for trans men or queer men as a first option.

My favorite part is how the man mentions "flashbacks" which implies he might have some traumatic experience involving past sexual contact with men, but the troon clearly could not give less of a fuck and keeps interrogating him about exactly what he means by "flashbacks" and why he thinks it justifies him not sucking the girldick. Congratulations to this brave HSTS for managing to be just as rapey as his transbian brothers!

LIL DOOD LITERALLY DYING FROM WORK-MISGENDERING. WONDERS IF TIE WILL HELP!

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I enjoy how they keep coming up with new ways to cope. "There are only 2 male employees, so people assume we are all girls if they mostly see girls"

Yes, just like if you see a family out with a bunch of kids you'll just assume they are all kids, or if you see a sheepdog rounding up a herd of sheep you think the dog is a sheep is well. That is definitely how human visual senses work, my lil dude.

 

[Vampirella]

"Only I am allowed body anonymity, you getting a tattoo that can be removed by lasers is much more harmful then chopping body parts off and sticking them in places they shouldn't be! RULES FOR THEE AND NOT FOR ME, CHUDS!"

And then they wonder why no one takes them seriously.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

One what the hell happened to it's your body and no one has the right to control it. Well, I guess except if someone gets a tattoo a tranny hates.

Also, trannies if you think the tattoos are triggering wait till you see your tombstones.

 

[Roland TB-303]

I’d be a little weirded out if my dad got a tattoo of me based upon how I looked at 12 years old. It raises questions one would prefer not to ask about their own dad.

It is admittedly strange to get an outdated portrait of your own child tattooed on your body but fathers expressing love and loss for their own children in their own unique should not be labelled as pedophiles. To be honest you should feel a little ashamed your mind went straight to diddling.

 

[Susanna]

It is admittedly strange to get an outdated portrait of your own child tattooed on your body but fathers expressing love and loss for their own children in their own unique should not be labelled as pedophiles. To be honest you should feel a little ashamed your mind went straight to diddling.

Diddling didn’t even cross my mind. What, he’s going to jerk off while staring at himself in a mirror? As the father nobody would question him just having photos of her on his phone.
It’s just weird as fuck to get a picture of your child as a child rather than as an adult. Frankly I think any tattoo of a face is weird, but it’s extra weird when you use an outdated one.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Diddling didn’t even cross my mind. What, he’s going to jerk off while staring at himself in a mirror? As the father nobody would question him just having photos of her on his phone.
It’s just weird as fuck to get a picture of your child as a child rather than as an adult. Frankly I think any tattoo of a face is weird, but it’s extra weird when you use an outdated one.

Yeah but it’s understandable he misses his kid before the cock chop cult got to them. The guy is probably 80 IQ and that’s the only way he can express his loss.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I come here to laugh at images of trannies online not read your 300 page screeds

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What's a 'repper'?
It sounds like what South Africans call hip hop artists.

 

[Princess Squish'ems]

What's a 'repper'?

Assuming This is what they mean. A tranny who doesn't transition and lives as a man instead of some freak skin walker.

 

[PigFarm]

Dude tells his wife about his family members tits. Gets shocked when wife tells him to shh, but don't worry. They had a "good laugu" after. I predict in a year, wife will be leaving him

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She says it has weird words too, like "Daddy, your little girl is here"
What's to bet it actually says something like 'always Daddy's little girl here' meaning in his heart.
Selfish Spoiled Cow doesn't care how much it's hurt him to lose his daughter.

They constantly argue that the parent will regret having a 'wrong' tat because the person whose name they got tattooed doesn't exist, and they will look insane pretending that their very manly son was ever a daughter

As stupid as I think portrait tats are, my main takeaway is that when trannies say “dead name,” they fucking mean it. If suicide can be considered a selfish act because it impacts more than the one that committed it, then transition needs to be seen the same way. As shown again and again, troons, especially transitioning ones, are so selfish that everyone must play along with their self-annihilation fantasies.

This unpersoning is so critical that celebs with known “dead names” have them completely scrubbed from the internet, whereas you can someone like Elton John’s birth name on their Wikipedia page. Roderick Cox’s past is as important as Reginald Dwight’s journey in understanding their story, but God help you if you so much as know that Roderick now has breast implants and goes by Laverne.

In the case of this pooner, the portrait tattoo is proof that she cannot easily purge of her past self like photographs or legal documents. Sorry, lil dood, even on the off chance Daddy changed the tattoo, he still has the memories that can never be taken away.

 

[Narinder]

Assuming This is what they mean. A tranny who doesn't transition and lives as a man instead of some freak skin walker.

I was thinking it meant like, a gym goer. Because lifting and reps. Yours makes more sense but I'm giggling at the idea of this person talking about being stealing and passing but is a muscled up gigahon.

 

[Night In Bangcock]

Tranny posts like an emo secondary schooler because those around him tell him the truth. That's assuming this actually happened (Archive).

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My parents compared me to a pedophile, made fun of me, and shouted at me. People at work tell me it's "immoral" for me to spend time with others, and that seeing me hurts them. It makes me feel so alone, like I don't really exist, why do I even try

Dude tells his wife about his family members tits.

But remember guys, it's not a fetish!