📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Farmer Jon said:
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>I would never do harm
>I wish I could beat the fuck out of the next person that misgenders me
>with an actual bat so that it's slow and painful
Which is it, troon?

nothing outside the text said:
So many of them seem just incredibly emotionally immature.
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>So many of them
It's all of them.
>seem
Are.
They are emotionally immature, both trans-identified females and trans-identified males.

They play pretend as children do.
They have temper tantrums as children do.
They stick their fingers in their ears and then say, "La-la-la, I can't hear you."
They are emotionally stunted adults who refuse to grow up.
 
The Skeksis Emperor said:
Faceapp strikes again. LOL.
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It’s disturbing that people think a few drops of exogenous hormones are going to reconfigure their skull in ways even surgery can’t. I just want someone to ask her if she knows that testosterone can’t grow your brow ridge or lengthen your mid face—if it did, that would happen to men taking it as well.
I feel like I’m seeing legitimately mentally handicapped people allowed to make disastrous medical decisions for themselves (because I am, I suppose.)
 
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Free the Pedos said:
I feel like I’m seeing legitimately mentally handicapped people allowed to make disastrous medical decisions for themselves (because I am, I suppose.)
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I didn't want to sound elitist, but she's an adult, married, mother-of-two working at McDonald's. With that stare. Something's off. This is the kind of person who does not have the extra clockcycles for these self-contradictory luxury beliefs that the children of privilege are using for their amusement while the material world crumbles.

I don't know her husband or her life enough to say that everything was great before, but there's no chance this is going to be an improvement.
 
Nick Obre said:
Late but I want to say it:
It's not the function.
It's not the quality.
It's not use case.
BUT IT IS IMPERATIVE
THAT THE PRODUCTS I USE
ARE MARKETED
TO WHAT I CLAIM TO BE

It's the "pink razors are more expensive, THE PINK TAX" shit again.
Just buy the other ones.
BUT I CAAAAAN'T, THEY'RE NOT MARKETED TO MEEEE
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It's a known fact that women can't use guns, drills, or power tools unless they're painted pink and purple lol, QED, if you use non pink and purple drills you are now a MAN.
I'm guilty of this tho, my EDC knife is pink.
Aunt Carol said:
I didn't want to sound elitist, but she's an adult, married, mother-of-two working at McDonald's. With that stare. Something's off. This is the kind of person who does not have the extra clockcycles for these self-contradictory luxury beliefs that the children of privilege are using for their amusement while the material world crumbles.

I don't know her husband or her life enough to say that everything was great before, but there's no chance this is going to be an improvement.
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it might be a compliment to say I think she looks like a stressed office soyboy.
I don't understand parents who troon out though, but mother especially.
 
Stan said:
It's a known fact that women can't use guns, drills, or power tools unless they're painted pink and purple lol, QED, if you use non pink and purple drills you are now a MAN.
I'm guilty of this tho, my EDC knife is pink.
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Only reason for pink/purple/sparkly tools is to make sure anybody who borrows them returns them. I lost something like 3 multitools in the Navy (including one with my name etched in it) from people "borrowing" them. Once I used oil paint markers to cover one with hideously girly pink/teal/purple, it was never "forgotten" ever again.
 
TiF considers herself completely stealth but wonders why people assume her name is Erin instead of Aaron.
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Every time I introduce myself people assume my name is “Erin” - why???
I’m currently stealth to everyone around me so no one knows I’m trans and the thing is I have no trouble passing, (I think) I haven’t been misgendered in years and everyone who assumes my name is Erin still genders me correctly, but they assume my name is Erin??? My name is Aaron, and I introduce myself as such whenever I meet someone and it is my name on all of my accounts for school or work. Erin isn’t even my deadname I don’t know where they are getting it from. I can’t for the life of me figure out why people assume my name is Erin. Is it the way I pronounce Aaron????

TL;DR: My name is Aaron and everyone assumes my name is Erin??? I have no problem passing and no one knows I’m trans. No idea why this is happening
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Many TiFs in the comments have the same issues. Here's an example:
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batteredpancakes said:
wonders why people assume her name is Erin instead of Aaron.
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They're names with slightly different pronunciation that sound similar enough that people get them mixed up. This isn't a tranny thing this is a fucking "people misremembering/mishearing shit" thing. Erin is pronounced pretty much the same as Arin but Aaron is pronounced slightly differently. Stupid fucking redditor! not everything has to be about gendershit lmao!
 
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Fapcop said:
Pooner mentions something about “passing reliable” or “nobody knows!”
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Why bother with your husband's family if you're determined that he is STBX (soon to be ex)? These women are such attention whores.
 
batteredpancakes said:
TiF considers herself completely stealth but wonders why people assume her name is Erin instead of Aaron.
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Many TiFs in the comments have the same issues. Here's an example:
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I'm waiting for a screenshot of TiFs commiserating over the fact that random people on the street yell, "hey, pooner, get back into your poonsack, you're stinking the place up with your tuna poon!" at them even though they are totally stealth
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The Lawgiver said:
They're names with slightly different pronunciation that sound similar enough that peopleget them mixedup. This isn't a tranny thing this is a fucking "people misremembering/mishearing shit" thing. Erin is pronounced pretty much the same as Arin but Aaron is pronounced slightly differently. Stupid fucking redditor! not everything has to be about gendershit lmao!
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If I told people my name was Alex, I don't think anyone would think I said "Alice". Because Alice is not a male name, so they would know that it's unlikely that I have that name.
 
glitterglue said:
Teacher, former marine, not like other guys, male lesbian coomer with wife and 2 kids trooning out and is jealous at his students.

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He's married to a woman, presumable still has sex with her. What on earth is the desire to be a lesbian? You're already having sex with a woman.

Is it just that sex doesn't match the fake lesbian porn they watch? Is it that they aren't gay, but just desire the whore aspect of women in porn over acting about the huge amount of pleasure?
 
nothing outside the text said:
Why settle for simply posting about your L on social media, when you can write and publish a poem about that time you threw a tantrum (and the quesadilla) when a child violently misgendered you.

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He could have at least made it rhyme.....

First of all, you're a bitch,
How on Earth did this child detect my stink ditch?,
The innocence of youth, not yet taught to spout lies,
She can only say what she sees before her eyes,
The cashier asks "sir, are you going to pay for that milk?",
"Sir!!??? Can't you see my dress is made of silk??",
The cashier laughs, thinking that I'm just joking,
Cos out of the top of my dress, my Adam's apple is poking,
I run home and cry, pondering what it all meant,
But like all troons I should just join the 41 per cent.....
 
Screamer_2 said:
He's married to a woman, presumable still has sex with her. What on earth is the desire to be a lesbian? You're already having sex with a woman.

Is it just that sex doesn't match the fake lesbian porn they watch? Is it that they aren't gay, but just desire the whore aspect of women in porn over acting about the huge amount of pleasure?
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Most of them leave their families when they troon out, or keep the wife for cleaning, cooking, money ect.

They want to engage with lesbians for the validation. To many troons and queers, being able to engage with a lesbian is the ultimate validation.

They would have more luck with bisexuals, but that is not validating enough. Alarmingly many of them also have a conversion fetish, as in they like making lesbian uncomfortable. A good example from reddit is this piece of work: Screenshot_20240920_040651_Reddit.jpg Screenshot_20240920_040828_Reddit.jpg Screenshot_20240920_040854_Reddit.jpg
He is constantly in lesbian subs bragging about his D and being disgusting, and is ofc ratioed to hell, but he dont give a f, because it is being able to make lesbians uncomfortable that is the fetish.
 
Sean Andalou said:
Possibly this sort really happened.
Do you believe she is really stealth?
Or her coworkers just play along to avoid trouble? ;)
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You know, I am starting to suspect that these people have developed their own meaning of the word "stealth" that doesn't match up to the one we use. I think to them, "stealth" just means that they have decided to be stealth. It means that they have changed their name and ID papers and then changed jobs or schools, and have decided they will not tell anyone at their new school or workplace that they are trans. That's it. Due to some combination of online delusion and theory-of-mind deficit, they believe that's all there is to it. They are "stealth" now.

One of my earliest memories is hiding under the table from my mother because I was trying to avoid something, and when my mom just came in and reached under the table to get me, I was stunned to my core that she had been able to see me there, because I couldn't see her. It was the strength of that realization that made it stick in my head enough to remember years later. Apparently if you're a troon, you never reach that "things exist outside of my will and perception" milestone? Or they forget about it?

Thread tax: This girl has parents rich and generous enough to fly her around on multiple international vacations every year. But thanks to the ongoing gifts of Trans Joy and the happiness of Living As Her True Self, she spends her time on vacation locked in her room and punching herself in the face because her "accent sounds girly":

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It’s something I’ve had to deal with for a while in all honesty. But it used to be way more passive, kinda like “I wish I could be at home rn, I hate being seen like this” in an angry/pissed way, just wanting to go home because I felt so jealous of all the guys there and felt dysphoric over my body. I recently went on holiday and had one of the worst weeks of my life for dysphoria. It was actually horrific and I just spent most of the time begging to go home (not really that easy to do tho considering we were in another continent thousands of miles away). I had literal meltdowns in the street pretty much every day, managed to destroy a binder and got a really bad back from having such shit posture. I felt dysphoric over my voice because in comparison I felt like my accent sounded too girly (everyone there had pretty American sounding accents, but I have a north east English accent that even sounds a bit Yorkshire sometimes). I still have massive bruises on my ribs and torso from smacking the shit out of myself on a daily basis, as well as on my cheeks and chin from punching myself in the face. The mental side of it was pretty bad as well. I was overwhelmed and stressed out 24/7, didn’t sleep properly at all, I was going to sleep at about 3am and waking up at 6 at the latest, and I just wanted to stay in the air bnb the whole holiday. I didn’t even shower or brush my hair/teeth properly because I didn’t wanna look in the bathroom mirror. As you can imagine I was pretty relieved when we got home. I associated that holiday with dysphoria and just generally distress/panic and I thought I’d feel better when I got home. I’m not some proper patriotic British flagshagger but I did feel glad to be back home because I don’t really associate home with that level of distress (plus it’s cold here so I could put my hoodie on). But a few days after being back in my town I realised I didn’t even want to leave my house or neighbourhood, nevermind county or country. I’m scared of it. It’s not like an angry kind of dysphoria anymore, I’m scared of feeling that dysphoric again. I thought I’d be fine staying in Scotland or wales again but I genuinely don’t even want to leave the part of the town I live in. It’s terrifying to me. Which feels pretty bad because there’s some really beautiful places in the world, and the north east of England isn’t one of them. I went to the town right next to mine today, literally a ten minute drive and as soon as I got in the car I wanted to go back in the house. I’m literally too scared to go anywhere because of dysphoria. I just don’t want to feel like that again.
I’m saying all this now because next year I’m going to 2 other countries, somewhere in the Mediterranean (I forget where, but it’s ages away) for a holiday and Ireland to get our citizenship and passports sorted out. And I’m dreading it. Which is NOT like me because for one I absolutely love Ireland, and it’s probably the nicest country I’ve ever visited, and I’ve loved every time I’ve visited it, as well as the fact I loved visiting Greece and places like that when I was little. But I’m absolutely petrified. I don’t want to leave here because I don’t want that to happen again. It was scary. And I just don’t like the idea of having to go through it two more times. Idk. How do I stop being scared of leaving the house?

And another pooner who has clearly had all her mental health issues fixed by transition. "It's so hard not to want to be a perfect angel like Kaworu Nagisa":

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it feels like a compulsive behavior, I've been out for 7years now, i stopped wearing binders because my body got too tired from it, and well, if i wear a hoodie and slouch my chest is not so noticeable, but my back hurts so much, i wish i was born genderless or something, i want to stop binge eating, i guess it could be worse, my diet is nutritious but i still eat a lot for my body, i wished i could look thinner, i can't afford surgery, and my voice might be one of my only attributes since i can sing well, i just wish i was smaller, i know so many ppl with triple a cups i wish i was built like them, without my chest i could really pass, i can even pass right now, but as an ugly man, i want to be able to be chest naked on the beach and weightless and i could even model or something, godddddd i can't stop binge eating, I'm going mad, i can't do other drugs either, I'm addict, i feel so gross, i just want to be appealing but i feel like I'm just a greasy moldy boy, i wish i could be like other brave trans men they dont bind either but they dont feel the urge to hide, i do, i feel ashamed of my body, i feel like I'm the elephant man everytime i leave my room, i feel like frankenstein's monster, i feel like I'm a cockroach
I'll just keep trying my best to fight off depression, and fight dysphoria, maybe i can get closer to my goals if i stop comparing myself, but it's so hard not to want to be a perfect angel like Kaworu Nagisa
lately I've come to the conclusion if I'm really a binary man I'm a gender no comforming one, but it's also a probability that I'm agender and i just want to embody everything and nothing at the same time with no pressure

Isn't Kaworu canonically like 14?
 
nothing outside the text said:
Why settle for simply posting about your L on social media, when you can write and publish a poem about that time you threw a tantrum (and the quesadilla) when a child violently misgendered you.

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There is nothing more telling than troons chimping out about being "clocked" or "misgendered". It's the surest sign that they are being dishonest about their troonery. They know that they are not who they say they are. They have to outsource their validation to the rest of the world. If they don't get their fix, the illusion is exposed, and they have a meltdown.

Same thing about "deadnaming" because that also shatters the fantasy. They don't want to be sex-swapped versions of themselves, they want to be a completely different person altogether. This is another point of evidence for troonery as dissociative coping mechanism.
 
neverendingmidi said:
Only reason for pink/purple/sparkly tools is to make sure anybody who borrows them returns them. I lost something like 3 multitools in the Navy (including one with my name etched in it) from people "borrowing" them. Once I used oil paint markers to cover one with hideously girly pink/teal/purple, it was never "forgotten" ever again.
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Always get the pink lighter.
 
Surfin Terf said:
If I told people my name was Alex, I don't think anyone would think I said "Alice". Because Alice is not a male name, so they would know that it's unlikely that I have that name.
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Was talking about the initial post, not the reply that was more insane and blatantly troonshit.
 
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