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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
i can happily say i popped my irl pooner cherry this weekend. she was short, kind of fat, had hair as short as you can get without shaving it all off, ear gauges, tumbler girl glasses, noticeable pink hue to her skin, and those big red pooner lips. was also wearing a baggy t-shirt and baggy pants. i didnt notice any tattoos on her,no noticeable packer bulge, and she did have boobs, so not the full 100% pooner experience, but close enough that im happy. i didnt get close enough to smell her, so i cat say if she had the stereotypical stank to her.
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Until the last sentence, this reads like you were bragging about banging a pooner.
 
Aunt Carol said:
They see their sex-targets as an empty prize that shows their own merit even more. Very feminine.
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Troon, Incel and HAES (aka Fatty) logic is all identical and all equally as contradictory;

"I'm society's greatest victim and even though I refuse to wash, work or improve myself in any way I am still way better than all you cis/normies/skinny bitches in every way. I have purposely made myself as unattractive as possible by any known beauty/societal standards and will be nothing but a burden on any partner I have. All of my problems are self inflicted and usually a result of laziness, anger, entitlement and greed. Despite this I deserve a partner who is a 10/10 ideal who will cater to my every whim, constantly praise me and financially support me and if you disagree then you're a transphobic TERF / filthy slut / Fatphobic bigot and deserve to be killed in a graphic and gruesome manner."
 
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Every fucking time.
 
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krautkid said:
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Man with clear body dysmorphia latches on to gender dysphoria and AGP going on the 'teehee someone spiked my protein shake' caption. Calls himself a master of physique change. This dude didn't need estrogen. He needed therapy at a minimum and this is an L for every sane person to see. Also he can take pics from the side all he wants but he's built like a shit brick house and it's obvious. Also woman = implants and lip fillers and duck lip selfies. Uh huh.
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the other problem with roids is that they turn a man with a relatively normal libido into a raging porn addict and sex addict until their T levels crash and suddenly they’re endocrine system floods them with estrogen. Basically the path for these kinds of dudes is dying at 40 or trooning out
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>”boys nights” involve very trans masc things like going to hooters

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Nein, Lil pooner, boys nights do not involve hooters unless they’re a divorced boomer. She 100% got that from some shitty 2000’s movie. It’s also intriguing how she speaks of dudes hanging out like some kind of archaic tribal ritual
 
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Local Farmer said:
Nein, Lil pooner, boys nights do not involve hooters unless they’re a divorced boomer. She 100% got that from some shitty 2000’s movie. It’s also intriguing how she speaks of dudes hanging out like some kind of archaic tribal ritual
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Very much a question of lack of social contact of any kind.
 
Sean Andalou said:
Very much a question of lack of social contact of any kind.
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agreed. back when i actually had friends, nobody even suggested we hang out as hooters, let alone actually waste our time there. pooners have consistently shown they have zero clue what real men are like, do not understand at all how we socialize, have zero clue about male sexuality, and honestly most dont even seem to know what a penis is suppose to look like, let alone how it is suppose to function. i guess this is part of what makes pooners so funny, a bunch of very female brained women trying to larp as men while having zero clue on how to do it.
 
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
agreed. back when i actually had friends, nobody even suggested we hang out as hooters, let alone actually waste our time there. pooners have consistently shown they have zero clue what real men are like, do not understand at all how we socialize, have zero clue about male sexuality, and honestly most dont even seem to know what a penis is suppose to look like, let alone how it is suppose to function. i guess this is part of what makes pooners so funny, a bunch of very female brained women trying to larp as men while having zero clue on how to do it.
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Heaven forfend these daft girls regard you as human. They have about as much empathy and connection with men as a scientist does with a sample under a microscope, which is insane when you consider pioneers are surrounded by men at every turn because we’re all human.

I really don’t understand how they end up at this mindset. Isolation, especially in online socialising? Do they have absolutely no male contacts in their lives, or do the men they do have contact with just not matter because they’re not cute anime boys?

Like, men hang out in much the same way women hang out, for much of it. You don’t need a strip club or a beauty salon. Friend’s houses or a bar, drinks and laughs, where’s the difference? Sure, conversation topics and jokes might be a bit different, but that’s about it. Unless all the men in my life were somehow not really men at all, which would be news to me.

It’s just sad, man. The stereotypes trannies think of the opposite sex, it’s really sad.
 
Local Farmer said:
the other problem with roids is that they turn a man with a relatively normal libido into a raging porn addict and sex addict until their T levels crash and suddenly they’re endocrine system floods them with estrogen. Basically the path for these kinds of dudes is dying at 40 or trooning out

>”boys nights” involve very trans masc things like going to hooters

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Nein, Lil pooner, boys nights do not involve hooters unless they’re a divorced boomer. She 100% got that from some shitty 2000’s movie. It’s also intriguing how she speaks of dudes hanging out like some kind of archaic tribal ritual
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When I was in high school (20ish years ago) we had a group that would regularly go to Hooters after school on Friday and hang out. It probably had a lot to do with it being basically right next to the school and less to do with the outfits and the food, but they didn't hurt. We're much older now, and still meet a couple of times a month, but not at Hooters anymore. Usually diners first thing in the morning so we can get home before the family is up and going.

You're missing the 30-50 y/o shit demographic that frequents those places regularly trying to get some mentally defective trim by leaving a big tip. I also work with a 21-23 y/o guy that goes to Wing house (a Hooters knockoff) like 5 times a week because he's obsessed with a girl there.
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
It’s just sad, man. The stereotypes trannies think of the opposite sex, it’s really sad.
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I like how they claim they totally 'feel' like the opposite sex, but you can always tell that they learned everything they know exclusively through consuming shit media (mostly porn and/or anime.).

Who needs healthy interactions with other people when you can just rely on cheap media tropes.
 
glitterglue said:
proof that troons are incels. And that pooners are trying to escape predation from men.
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I used to think this, especially as an ex HSTS pooner femcel myself. But no. Not the case.
Most pooners are heterosexual fujo incels. They are insanely homophobic both toward gay women and gay men, but they are obsessed with men- gay men- the same way TiM transbians are obsessed with women- mainly gay women.

They still try to invade male spaces, it's just men aren't as emotionally swayed by their pitiful identity to give in and accept their bullshit. The only reason why lesbians spaces has been taken over is due to "bi" women gaining mod status then allowing the floodgates to be opened. Without the support of fujo pooners and spicy straight women, troons would've been forced to back off. No self respecting lesbian would've agreed to let men play pretend in their spaces.
 
Meet u/Technical-Egg-6835, a MTF 20-something in graduate school for social work at The University of Wisconsin - Madison.

His post history shows a variety of interests. Wicca, aphantasia problems, hair removal treatment in preparation for bottom surgery, and, naturally, a preoccupation with the fact he's never gonna menstruate, even though he thinks he 'wouldn't mind' the pain that comes with it.

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Hello, I am a trans woman and I'm planning to get bottom surgery soon. It will help with my dysphoria but I will never be able to menstruate like a cis woman. I want to experience everything that women go through and some people think I'm weird for wanting this. I understand that period pain isn't fun, but I don't mind that. I feel like I can't be fully accepted as a woman unless I can have all these experiences.

Oh yeah he's also been on bail for almost two years because he has 3 counts of possession of CP.

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I've been accused of possession of csem (3 counts). However, I am innocent. My lawyer got back to me after looking at the images and he said "there is no way any reasonable officer would conclude this as csem." The officer has no proof that they are illegal images. For context, this all started when an anonymous tipster called the place I was working at that I was a pedophile. They had no evidence for their claim at all. A police officer acted on that tip and took my phone WITHOUT securing a warrant. He knew that the tip was not at all substantial enough. During the interview, the cop asked if I was a "homosexual." This was in an extremely conservative county, so the officer could've easily been motivated by homophobia.

I've been out on bail for almost 2 years, and the case will likely go on for at least another year. I felt that once the lawyer was able to view the images, the case would just get dropped. But the prosecutor refuses to look at the images and trusts the officer's testimony. In my last hearing when put on the stand, the officer even admitted that he did not see illegal images on my phone. The cop LITERALLY ADMITTED HE LIED, But nope! Not enough for the case to get dropped. People always ask me, "Why is your case taking so long? Aren't there supposed to be laws against this?" No, because this is America and the legal system is just extremely slow. There have been so many hearings scheduled months apart that just are meaningless.

It is so frustrating and I just can't keep going on like this. Even though I have no convictions, I've been denied several jobs due to failing a background check. It's not fair at all. I can barely keep myself together. And the worst part of all is that I don't think anyone truly understands. My friends and family are by my side, but I have to pretend like everything is okay. But it's not okay. I'm not okay. The trauma and suffering that I deal with everyday is extreme. I wish there was someone who understood.

The criminal justice system is a joke.
 
Aunt Carol said:
You ever look at shots of background extras in costume movies, like hordes of zombies or Klingons or orcs? The ones in front get a lot of doing up; the guys in back have a pull-on beard and dreads, an untailored tunic and a spray of body makeup, but they stay in the back and don't get a close-up.
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If you look at such scenes in LOTR you’ll see that a lot of the riders of Rohan (a few rows back) are actually women. They used pretty much everyone who owned a horse in the places they filmed, and most horsey people are wimmin
 
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