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Geraldine said:
They claim they're proud in their community ('gay' community as in whole LGBTQ+)
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Probably because on some level they understand that sexual orientation and personal identity are not even close to the same thing. One is an immutable facet of who you are and the other is something you can just claim to be. Also the fact that LGB activist groups had already got everything they could reasonably ask for and just started tacking letters on to justify their continued existence to the detriment of the people they had claimed to fight for in the first place.

If someone was using me to prop up the rotting corpse of their movement and promote mental illness as a virtue I'd be aggressive too.
 
I Shidded I Farded I Came said:
Probably because on some level they understand that sexual orientation and personal identity are not even close to the same thing. One is an immutable facet of who you are and the other is something you can just claim to be. Also the fact that LGB activist groups had already got everything they could reasonably ask for and just started tacking letters on to justify their continued existence to the detriment of the people they had claimed to fight for in the first place.

If someone was using me to prop up the rotting corpse of their movement and promote mental illness as a virtue I'd be aggressive too.
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Plus this ridiculous trans and MOGAI gender shit isn't even an identity, because the very definition of an identity is that it is a descriptor that is negotiated between the individual and their surroundings. Just like with language, if there is no agreement on definitions between the people attempting to communicate, the "language" becomes meaningless and ceases to be a means for communication altogether. What these TQAIPP++ loons are doing is essentially something you would expect from a kindergartner who has yet to understand that other people have inner lives and experiences they are not privy to. They state "I am this, and everyone has to play along". There is no behavioral template for "non-binary" or any of the other gender drivel labels outside of male and female. There kinda sorta used to be for "transsexual", but it was deemed transphobic by the trans activists and consequently banned. Now they're stuck with obvious trolls like Josh Seiter who are clearly mocking their own mockery, and yet they can't denounce him.

As a consequence of this "acceptance without exception" bullshit, random perverts were able to funnel themselves into the movement and gain positions of power without having anything to do with the original purpose of the gay and lesbian rights advocacy.
 
Barr2011 said:
Trannies are all getting pissy about the fact that these two OF women are faking being trans. I hope more OF models will do the same. The fucking irony to say “my gender is not your costume”.
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As an added bonus they also get all the $$ the grannies would have been earning.

Even if you’re into chick with dicks, there’s no way you’ll find a tranny attractive over a 19 year old honest to god woman. (With a dildo in her pants.)
 
don’t know if this has already been posted but sussy imposters will always be sus. Ywnbaw, not even with infinite glownigger resources.

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Barr2011 said:
Trannies are all getting pissy about the fact that these two OF women are faking being trans. I hope more OF models will do the same. The fucking irony to say “my gender is not your costume”.
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This really does throw troons into sharp relief. These are obviously cis women - obviously there’s the looks. But the poses are natural, with none of the awkward self-consciousness you get with troons when they try to strike a pose. The makeup and hair is that of someone who has been working on it their entire life.

I think it would be fun to ask the angry troons how they know these are not trans women (who as we know, all pass and are actually sexier than cis women).
 
Geraldine said:
I'm thinking maybe these women aren't really trying to pass as trannies.
Goofing on trannies for laughs while also being jerk off material?
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Sounds like a win/win!

Tragi-Chan said:
This really does throw troons into sharp relief. These are obviously cis women - obviously there’s the looks. But the poses are natural, with none of the awkward self-consciousness you get with troons when they try to strike a pose. The makeup and hair is that of someone who has been working on it their entire life.

I think it would be fun to ask the angry troons how they know these are not trans women (who as we know, all pass and are actually sexier than cis women).
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Yeah, whatever happened to “Transwomen ARE women” and the good ol “Even doctors can’t tell!”

I keep hearing that troons are TOTALLY not easy to clock if you take one of the “passing ones”, yet somehow even troons immediately can tell the difference between a troon and a woman. Without as much as a question.
 
naive 5'0"pooner thinks people legitimately think she might be 5'9" LeftHandersRule
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People don't know what height looks like
I am 5'0", and I have been stealth for about 4 years now. I used to be immensely insecure over my height but since then embraced it.

Over my 4 years of being stealth, I have come to the conclusion; People don't know SHIT about what height looks like lmfao.

Seriously, the majority of people I have talked to have no idea how tall/short someone is. Let me explain.

I, on multiple occasions, have joked around with people, primarily cis men, about heights. I have promted the guys to guess my height, and the guesses are completely wild.

People have guessed me to be anywhere between 5'5" - 5-9". REMEMBER I AM 5'0". Five, zero. People make me HALF A FOOT taller than I am.

"They knew your height, they were just being nice" I hear some of you saying. To which I rebuttle, when I've told these people my true height, the actual shock, bewilderment and amazement that crosses their faces proves that they indeed sincerely thougnt I was at minimum 5'5". One of them even accused me of lying because he refused to believe I am as short as I am.

On another note, it is absolutely hilarious seeing men lie about their heights, because I am like a little tape measure of truth. One of my coworkers told me he was 5'6" and it took everything in me to just accept that answer. Why? Because he was, at absolute most, two inches taller than me.

This leans into a theory of mine. I think the reason why so many cis men lie about their height, like how a 5'9" guy will lie and say he's 6'3, is because people legitimately don't know what those heights look like.

If you are short, please learn to accept it because I can almost guarantee most people think you're taller than you are.

Plus, being short is honestly pretty f-ing cool in my opinion.
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Even by tranny standards this girl is really delusional.
To which I rebuttle, when I've told these people my true height, the actual shock, bewilderment and amazement that crosses their faces proves that they indeed sincerely thougnt I was at minimum 5'5". One of them even accused me of lying because he refused to believe I am as short as I am.
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She should get into creative writing. She's already writing fiction.
 
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@batteredpancakes she might be telling the truth. I'm just barely over 6'(with shoes on) and I've had tons of people unironically guess I was 6'3". A lot of guys think they're much taller than they actually are, I'd bet a good chunk of 5'9" dudes would tell you in good conscience that they're 6' because "I'm average height and 6' is average.". Most people are very bad at estimating height.
 
Leadhead1311 said:
Trannies malding at women pretending to be trannies online.

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To use the "logic" of Rhys McKinnon, those women are real women because they are 46XX; they are trans women because they say so. Hence they are the "real trans women".

I hope J. K. Rowling picks this up and declare herself a transwoman "in solidarity with her trans sisters worldwide.". The uproar will be legendary.
 
Dr. Butt said:
lebensryouiki!

Is this how people trying to fuck talk now?? What is going on with the man here? It's tonal whiplash & I just keep re-reading it and laughing. He's desperate, not picky, but then instantly switches to graphic musing on vagina gouging to the offended pooner? I mean, if it works he's a legend.
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The Judean People's Front said:
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Here's some more of the same:

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The best, though:
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Stunning, beautiful woman's replies:
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A photo from the "ratio" tranny's profile
(School shooter phenotype, indeed)
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The in-fighting is so delicious.
BUCKET OF CRABS! BUCKET OF CRABS!
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The full body picture always gives it away kek. They can pose, squeeze their tubular tits and do uwu eyes in selfies, but a full body picture almost never lies.

Kujo Jotaro said:
@batteredpancakes she might be telling the truth. I'm just barely over 6'(with shoes on) and I've had tons of people unironically guess I was 6'3". A lot of guys think they're much taller than they actually are, I'd bet a good chunk of 5'9" dudes would tell you in good conscience that they're 6' because "I'm average height and 6' is average.". Most people are very bad at estimating height.
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You can be height blind , but you cannot confuse 5’ with 5’5 or 5’9 unless you’re stupid. You can confuse 5’9 with 6’0 or even 5’7 with 6’0. A midget is quite in your face though, especially a midget pooner.
 
Kujo Jotaro said:
@batteredpancakes she might be telling the truth. I'm just barely over 6'(with shoes on) and I've had tons of people unironically guess I was 6'3". A lot of guys think they're much taller than they actually are, I'd bet a good chunk of 5'9" dudes would tell you in good conscience that they're 6' because "I'm average height and 6' is average.". Most people are very bad at estimating height.
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Yeah but there’s a pretty big fucking difference between someone guessing 6’3” when you’re 6’0” and saying 5’9” and 5’0” look the same. Here’s a visualization of 5’9” next to 5’0” just to be clear.
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The vast majority of people, both men and women, are taller than 5’0”. There’s no way anyone thinks this bitch is 5’9”. The men telling her she must be that tall are clearly taking the piss, and trannies aren’t really known for being strong on social cues.
 
This OF thot trolling reminds me of this dump I forgot to post here. Not quite the same, but along the same vein.

Eddie Izzard was in a reimagining of The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde where he plays a cis woman. Unlike Divine or John Travolta as the mom in Hairspray, there’s no camp. Someone tweeted a long scathing review tearing the movie (and Eddie’s performance) apart. There is video.

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Bonus L. So much for using the female gender as a costume

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Fapcop said:
Yeah, whatever happened to “Transwomen ARE women” and the good ol “Even doctors can’t tell!”

I keep hearing that troons are TOTALLY not easy to clock if you take one of the “passing ones”, yet somehow even troons immediately can tell the difference between a troon and a woman. Without as much as a question.
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It just goes to show how many of them genuinely don't believe their own bullshit. Their talking points will change to fit any situation as it's all a bunch of contradictions. These same people will revert back to arguing you can't tell who is male and female without seeing their chromosomes in a few days when another situation arises where it's convenient for them to pretend you can't actually tell.
 
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