📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Billy Hargrove]

8 trannies in a 2 story house less than 1200sqft in size, all sharing a kitchenette and ancient fridge. What could go wrong.

Kiwis, would you rather be homeless on the street/in a shelter or in the tranny house??

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Kiwis, would you rather be homeless on the street/in a shelter or in the tranny house??

Homeless. Keep an eye on the house because you know they will get evicted sooner rather than later.

 

[Poonocchio]

If I stay on this track I'm going to be an overweight, broke, non-passing MTF. That is, unless I complete beard removal with electrolysis, get "the" surgery, do more voice training

I regret to inform him, he will still be all of these just minus his penis and balls.

@Hassou Tobi I imagine the streets would smell better and I'd be less likely to get sexually assaulted. Can I just die instead?

 

[Stan]

What does "actually liking vagina" mean?!?

idk you tell me man. Troon is right that there are a lot of mean who do seem to find the orifice to be a mysterious, disgusting hole they can’t help but want.

Kiwis, would you rather be homeless on the street/in a shelter or in the tranny house??

I’d rather go camping uncle Ted style for the rest of my life

 

[Poonocchio]

I’d rather go camping uncle Ted style for the rest of my life

It's at the point this is actually my preference, not even in the hypothetical situation Hassou said.

 

[Candidate No 7]

>trannies having difficulty finding suicide victims
Strange.

I don't know on what level of sarcasm you are but the high rate of suicide for trans-identified people seems to be largely a myth they made up to get their way. I guess it's hard to correlate a suicide rate with an entirely imaginary condition that attracts people with other actual conditions.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Redditor gets downvoted for suggesting that maybe, just maybe, someone should think hard before deciding to transition and make an irreversible decision.

 

[judegdubey]

This is kinda funny because I assume OPs coworkers definitely know about her pooner status
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passing but at what cost

I live in a liberal city so it's hard to know sometimes whether people can tell I'm trans. People rarely seem surprised when I tell them that I'm trans, so I can't tell if it's news to them, and they only occasionally treat me differently upon finding out.

This is why I love being a line cook. Men in a kitchen will be so explicit about my (currently hypothetical) dick. New sous chef came by my station in a lull, so I was doing some prep. He said "Can I touch?" and then manhandled the carrots on my board, shooting me a "this you?" at any reasonably dick-sized carrots. Managed to get out of that one by asking if we have an hr department. Another cook just straight told me not to touch my dick after plating something that had jalapeño in it. Another guy asked me if my balls were sweating as much as his during a particularly hot day. Escaped there by asking if he wanted to check. Dudes are asking me "how like [my] pussy" (this one was racial) and how I feel about creampies. I haven't even been at this job for a week.

Anyway pretty sure half the staff here are evil but it's gonna be really funny if I ever choose to tell them that I'm trans. Seriously considering telling the carrot guy bc I feel it will be very entertaining.

Blatantly mocking her, just another reminder that trannies are completely retarded.

Kiwis, would you rather be homeless on the street/in a shelter or in the tranny house??

100% homeless, just imagining the smell of 8 trannies let alone the degeneracy of them all together is enough to make you live out your days under a bridge!

Redditor gets downvoted for suggesting that maybe, just maybe, someone should think hard before deciding to transition and make an irreversible decision.
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How dare they post something so sensible in a trannie sub, obviously the hrt meds ain't caused complete brain rot in that one YET.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

Trans stuff aside, 8 people in a single house sounds like a fucking nightmare. They're going to have horror stories by the first weekend.

I love the fact that the one giving the advice here is named "Catboy Collector".

These are the best and brightest people that society has to offer the world.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I'm almost 50, AMAB and have been on again/off again the process and HRT for a few decades now.

Aging troon wannabee who failed to commit and launch earlier realizes that a full blown transition this late in the game is not going to be cheap or easy. Or will deliver what he wants.

Ok. Good for you, Dude. Embrace a simpler and more mature life. Via con Dios.

I'm also kind of burned out on the gender activism and the unspoken expectation that I should be a radical feminist

Wait. Whut? That doesn't mean what you think it does.

 

[Procrastinhater]

LMAO.
Horny guy going through a dry spell, maybe had a little bit of curiosity from tranny porn. Then when it came down to it realized he couldn't do it.

There is no spell dry enough to make a man want to fuck a fucking Troon unless they're a faggot anyway and a total porn sick freak as well.
Its really not that hard to pick up drunk chicks as long as you have no standards, even if somehow that fails theres always whores.
Ok its gross and demeaning having to resort to hiring a prostitute but its better than a fucking Tranny Goddamn lol.

Seriously WTF.
Hilarity at the thought the guy got so desperate he tried to force himself into a homosexual act and his bodies natural revulsion just got so strong he had to jump up mid way and bale.

 

[Paper Machete]

There is no spell dry enough to make a man want to fuck a fucking Troon unless they're a faggot anyway and a total porn sick freak as well.
Its really not that hard to pick up drunk chicks as long as you have no standards, even if somehow that fails theres always whores.
Ok its gross and demeaning having to resort to hiring a prostitute but its better than a fucking Tranny Goddamn lol.

Seriously WTF.
Hillarious at the though the guy got so desperate he tried to force himself into a homosexua0l act and his bodies natural revulsion just got so strong he had to jump up mid way and bale.

It'd be like resorting to eating dogshit because you haven't gotten any steak in a while. No alternative is better than trying a substitute for some things and dry spells don't kill people or make the average person an insane incel.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Here is an actual intersex person tired of being co-opted into the trans movement.

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This means I have XY chromosomes but no testosterone in my body, so I couldn’t develop into a typical male. I struggle with this because I wish I could have developed as male. I don’t grow body hair and cannot reproduce. I have no uterus, so I can’t get pregnant, and I have underdeveloped testicles in my torso that need regular scans to ensure they don’t become cancerous. This condition is very different from being transgender, and I dislike how some people group it with transgender issues, as they are distinct.

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[Gondolindrim]

Panic among UK troons as the trans genocide intensifies.
Emergency puberty blocker ban was lawful, High Court rules (London Evening Standard)

Overdramatic doesn't even begin to describe this kind of hysteria. They aren't outlawing trans people, or shutting down bathrooms, or sweeping the crime rate under the rug, they're just saying that children can't be given body altering drugs anymore.

The optics of this are so fucked because you guys look like a bunch of child predators who are really mad that it's slightly harder to get children into the community.

 

[Geraldine]

Here is an actual intersex person tired of being co-opted into the trans movement.

A person who does not fancy being an ideological human shield for troons on top of the personal problems.

In like manner, "normal" gays (or at least some of them) are apparently also getting sick of being ideological human shields for troons.

They talk about "allies", but a lot of the allies are conscripted or deceived.
And a lot of the deceived ones are now figuring it out.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lusitrannya?

I know it was a Zeppelin but how about the Himdenburg?

 

[Argos]

Kiwis, would you rather be homeless on the street/in a shelter or in the tranny house??

I don't know. The young, dumb tranny roomies can be whittled down by manipulation, malicious compliance, and having a 6'5" nephew with a concealed carry license. Could cope with one (properly trained) tran roomier, if need be.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He's got one foot in the grave. He's probably pirouetting in the grave when he sees this shit.
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We love you Tim

Fuck what happened to Tim?
Was he in a car crash or something?
I know he's had a stroke, I thought he died for some reason.
Fuck. I'm kinda sad now I always liked Tim Curry even if he is the reason I hate clowns (well him and Gacy I guess, i still remember finding out clowns really were as fucking dangerous as my instincts always told me) he was a great actor. CONGO Stop eating meh sesameh cake! is still one of my favorite movies. The Rocky Horror Picture Show was great too even though I hate Troons. And Clue.
Fuck. I didn't know he was so bad I thought he died a while back.

F

 

[Billy Hargrove]

 

[DavidS877]

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That's actually a still from a video of him.
Be horrified.