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behindyourightnow said:
Tumblr lesbian conversion-therapies herself by pooning out, now complains that she doesn't fit in around her "cis het" friends:
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This chick is in medical school btw so good luck to her future victims patients.

"I hate that I'm fuckin 5 feet tall and have to just put up with the shit that very short men have to deal with, whether it's overt cruelty or simply people subconsciously condescending to me/making well-intentioned jokes about my size, and you can't even express being upset about it without being accused of having a Napoleon complex. I hate that everyone else got to have a normal childhood and adolescence and I also hate that I'm sitting here at the big age of 26 still bothered by the fact that I didn't go to high school dances or whatever, which is admittedly a pretty embarrassing thing to be thinking about as an adult. I'm straight, and I'm in a relationship currently, but I hate that my sexual and romantic experience has been so limited bc women are, understandably, for the most part not into men who are tiny, dickless, and look like they're about 14 years old"

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behindyourightnow said:
know that none of that stuff has anything to do with being a man.
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Oh Bitter Pooner you’re so right! Stuff like young males spontaneously engaging in physical competition in front of attentive (and fecund!) females is not a manly activity at all. Or when it does happen it’s just male socialization. Nothing more is goin’ on there!
 
Anasa Tristis said:
Oh Bitter Pooner you’re so right! Stuff like young males spontaneously engaging in physical competition in front of attentive (and fecund!) females is not a manly activity at all. Or when it does happen it’s just male socialization. Nothing more is goin’ on there!
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The thing I find funny about this is it's not like fat guys don't exist. Men can be competitive but the tone of all this always makes it sound like they're leaving these sad pooners standing outside in the rain while they lock the door behind them. Part of it is just behavioural differences, but I think it's more than that. It really feels like the problem is as much that all these guys aren't adulating her the way her co-dependent tumblr friends do. Again goes to show how, despite the supposed complex inner journey transitioning is supposed to represent, it always falls back to a literal desire to skin-walk, not to be the other gender but to be seen as the other gender.

Dalkgalbi said:
Perkins hasn't watched "The Crying Game", Dil isn't a villain.
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Even sympathetic portrayals are retroactively cast as bad when they no longer fit the current orthodoxy.
 
Dalkgalbi said:
Perkins hasn't watched "The Crying Game", Dil isn't a villain.
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Secret Gamer Grrl once wrote an essay about The Crying Game being a bad movie and the worst kind of transphobia, based on what he thought the movie might be about. He didn't even read a Wikipedia summary. Not wanting Miranda Richardson to kill two of your boyfriends in a row is a pretty reasonable motivation, and as an American I'd call it self-defense.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Not wanting Miranda Richardson to kill two of your boyfriends in a row is a pretty reasonable motivation, and as an American I'd call it self-defense.
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It’s been years since I saw it, so I’m relying on the Wikipedia synopsis, but if Miranda was overpowered and then shot then self-defence is off the table even in the US, no? Not that one blames her for doing it. On top of that, Dil is a talented, forgiving and loving person, so hardly a villain. But is she trans? Wikipedia reveals Neil Jordan’s view on his creation: „The character was a transvestite and a gay man, basically... She's not a transsexual”. Bloody TRAs, erasing transvestites…
 
monstrous bubo said:
It’s been years since I saw it,
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Me too; I'm the worst kind of hypocrite.
monstrous bubo said:
But is she trans? Wikipedia reveals Neil Jordan’s view on his creation: „The character was a transvestite and a gay man, basically... She's not a transsexual”. Bloody TRAs, erasing transvestites…
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Haha; nice. So if they'd bothered to watch the movie, not offensive after all. But if they did more research, offensive again! That's like the cursed frogurt of transphobic media.
 
Kid is on the brink of getting it, but Reddit pulls him back.
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This is not one to laugh at. We see a tragedy in progress.
 
Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Hmmmm, going to 3rd world countries for cheap plastic surgery is apparently a bad idea. Nobody could have foreseen this, certainly not the many TV shows about bad plastic surgery.
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‘The swelling didn’t go down! Its day four..’
that’s funny. I want to see the results. Did he really expect swelling to have gone completely by day four? They’re just instant effect obsessed children
 
stupid frog said:
Literally becoming the girl. Dude isn't even open to dating men as male.
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I guess being just plain gay is too normal these days?
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Rule number one of online security. Very basic.
The equivalent of having a lock on your front door.

Amazing how many people don't get this (not just troons).
 
tZir said:
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fresh catch. love it when TIMs educate women about feminism.
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I did a bit of a dive on this one last night and he's kind of hilariously dumb. Insists he has female chromosomes (XXY means XX means GIRL you morons) but that he doesn't have a DSD, then three days later he's screaming at everyone to DO SOME RESEARCH BECAUSE DSDs ARE A THING, BIGOTS and I AM INTERSEX AND TRANS. He also insists that detransitioned pooners are just pornsick transtrenders who were transitioning for asspats, unlike True and Honest Transwomen like him!
 
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